FabSwingers.com forum: Tradesman

By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

If any ladies or couples need a plumber electrician for small jobs I can help you out

Or maybe you like the roleplay side of a workman calling to give you a quote

Maybe a little fun along the way

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Don't all rush at once ladies

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By *is_Collared_SubWoman
over a year ago

London

Too far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a room conversion and en suit to put in does that count as a small job?

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Haha

A big small job

You might be too far for a callout

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If any ladies or couples need a plumber electrician for small jobs I can help you out

Or maybe you like the roleplay side of a workman calling to give you a quote

Maybe a little fun along the way

I’ve that many jobs you would have to move to Narnia.....

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

I once fucked the plummer who fitted my bathroom. Very horny experience. It does happen so good luck.

Leia x

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Do you need another bathroom fitting?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do you need another bathroom fitting?"

Bad tradesman ignoring the Bhubaysi

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Is there a quick way to Narnia

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

"Do you need another bathroom fitting?"

Afraid not. He also came round after I'd had a couple of hours with a couple. Had a very late night. Was literally f***ed the next day.

Good Times

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Well if you need any jobs doing

It can be arranged

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is there a quick way to Narnia"

Yes there is but tradesmen are not reliable! I’ve been chasing one down for a week and half now! They don’t want to do jobs!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't talk to me about plumbers!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"If any ladies or couples need a plumber electrician for small jobs I can help you out

Or maybe you like the roleplay side of a workman calling to give you a quote

Maybe a little fun along the way

Would be well up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone after a plasterer?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Anyone after a zoo keeper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a rubbish remover XXX

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Manchester only

Maybe Cheshire

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Manchester only

Maybe Cheshire"

You don’t seem to want to travel far! Bad tradesman customer service....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tradesman's entrance!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

You can't beat using the tradesmans entrance I always have grease in the toolbox

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Payment in kind for a small job is always welcome

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By *hezzie BikersCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mrs chezzie shagged kitchen fitter in his workshop when calling to inspect progress

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By *uilder1979Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Anyone looking for a plasterer??

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By *ucky1sCouple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Gardener here seed planting time ? XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas engineer and plumbing always ready to service your boiler lol

Of an Mrs does the painting and decorating so best of both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

I’ve got a Gtech cordless, does the job great it does!

Any chimney sweeps here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber in North East mainly County Durham

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Plumber in North East mainly County Durham "

You have competition! OP is a plumber....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber/gas installer SW London.......No job too big or small

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Any cosmetic surgeons out there who do reasonable rates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plumber in North East mainly County Durham

You have competition! OP is a plumber....

Yeah in Manchester

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By *urely4funMan
over a year ago

london

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By *urely4funMan
over a year ago

london

Once fucked a girl from fabs after putting up two lights for her. I wasnt expecting anything, she was quoted £150 for ten mins work and i didnt want her to get ripped off. She was watching me and playing with myself and then started to suck me while i put up the second light. Such a horny random experience.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Would love to seduce a tradesmen in my house and shag his brains out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a room conversion and en suit to put in does that count as a small job?

Lol -general Builder here in Suffolk lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Plumber in North East mainly County Durham

You have competition! OP is a plumber....

Yeah in Manchester

Nothing wrong with a bit of competition! You guys are familiar with it on Fab

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By *rappedaroundyourWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

Gardeners sorted my bush out last week...nothing like the right tools...????

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Still no sign of a cosmetic surgeon

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician in the sw happy to help fellow fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am joiner and makes windows door and built in furniture

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

i fix cars and do mots is that any good as a tradesman

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Gardener here in East London essex if any ladies require big tools for the job in hand

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Carpenter and joiner here in Hampshire available for free quotations and advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything do with tvs (the television kind lol) installing ,setting up, cabling etc.... north-west

Anything technical too be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i fix cars and do mots is that any good as a tradesman

Could of done with you a few weeks ago! Cost me £500 to get my car passed And back on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey not only a swinging site but also an advertising site , what next selling site ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

I’ve got a Gtech cordless, does the job great it does!

Any chimney sweeps here? "

not the Gtech cordless ! Aaaaaargh !

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

I’ve got a Gtech cordless, does the job great it does!

Any chimney sweeps here?

not the Gtech cordless ! Aaaaaargh !"

Yep the Gtech cordless.....I bloody love it..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

I’ve got a Gtech cordless, does the job great it does!

Any chimney sweeps here?

not the Gtech cordless ! Aaaaaargh !

Yep the Gtech cordless.....I bloody love it..!

noooooooo !

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Bit to far away for me. I’ve always wanted to seduce a plumber. Love to see his face when I ask him if he wants to have a shower together so we can test the water temperature,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparky here can can do some plumbing work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General builder here. Extension and loft conversion. I love my job especially flirty customers

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

"i fix cars and do mots is that any good as a tradesman

Could of done with you a few weeks ago! Cost me £500 to get my car passed And back on the road."
you know who to call next time. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

I’ve got a Gtech cordless, does the job great it does!

Any chimney sweeps here?

not the Gtech cordless ! Aaaaaargh !

Yep the Gtech cordless.....I bloody love it..!

hang on, are we talking about the gtech cordless wand ?!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

Holy hell, I’ve got a garden SOS situation going on ... we need to talk

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"i fix cars and do mots is that any good as a tradesman

Could of done with you a few weeks ago! Cost me £500 to get my car passed And back on the road.you know who to call next time. ??"

Who you gonna call....? GHOSTBUSTERS!

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Van and tools ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

Holy hell, I’ve got a garden SOS situation going on ... we need to talk

next Thursday if you're gonna be at the Social event of the season, or message me

! X

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

"i fix cars and do mots is that any good as a tradesman

Could of done with you a few weeks ago! Cost me £500 to get my car passed And back on the road.you know who to call next time. ??

Who you gonna call....? GHOSTBUSTERS! Call mottesters. !

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Tools at the ready

For any appreciative ladies

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By *ok64Man
over a year ago

dudley

Painter here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies or couples need a plumber electrician for small jobs I can help you out

Or maybe you like the roleplay side of a workman calling to give you a quote

Maybe a little fun along the way

What do they say... never mix business and pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! Love this!

Blimey I need the following:

Mechanic, car coolant is leaking

Gardner, my trees and bushes need clipping back.

Plumber, the flush button keeps coming off but still flushes.

Cleaner, I’m clean but I’d like my hard flooring mopped more often.

Finally a window cleaner!!

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Any one got a bridge that’s fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need help television related?

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"If any ladies or couples need a plumber electrician for small jobs I can help you out

Or maybe you like the roleplay side of a workman calling to give you a quote

Maybe a little fun along the way

Shame you only do small jobs, the full rewire we need would probably take some substantial kind payments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! Love this!

Blimey I need the following:

Mechanic, car coolant is leaking

Gardner, my trees and bushes need clipping back.

Plumber, the flush button keeps coming off but still flushes.

Cleaner, I’m clean but I’d like my hard flooring mopped more often.

Finally a window cleaner!!

Damn, you're so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to "

Is your tv working?

If not let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to

Is your tv working?

If not let me know

I’m sure to if I have any issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to

Is your tv working?

If not let me know

I’m sure to if I have any issues

Please do so x

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm a electrician and a twice been paid in kind for putting lights up! Always happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to "

I bet that made his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to

I bet that made his day

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to

I bet that made his day

I hope so "

I bet he drove away with a grin that he couldn't get rid of lol

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By *oeowen93Man
over a year ago

oxford

I'm a Gas engineer in Oxford/south east ?????

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By *evelhazeMan
over a year ago

north staffs

Tiler here very experienced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m no tradesman but good with my hands lol

Might need a hand getting out of my uniform though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do television repairs & installations. Message me for a friendly personal service !

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"Ha! Love this!

Blimey I need the following:

Mechanic, car coolant is leaking

Gardner, my trees and bushes need clipping back.

Plumber, the flush button keeps coming off but still flushes.

Cleaner, I’m clean but I’d like my hard flooring mopped more often.

Finally a window cleaner!!

Pity your to far away as I’m a gardener and would gladly trim your bush

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By *orthnorfolkMan
over a year ago

letheringsett

"Would love to seduce a tradesmen in my house and shag his brains out."

I need to move further afield!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ( hubbie) crawling around on my hands and knees doing a job in a sexy ladies house .. wish she was on here

Oh I’m in greenfield beds just in case she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a plumber, got a wobbly tap

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Well if anyone in the South East wants a computer consultant/network engineer let me know....

Happy to work for payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groundworker/landscape gardener here happy to help

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By *aul621 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

I'm not too far away if you need anything fixing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need alot fixing lol. East Kent any one??

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By *oeowen93Man
over a year ago

oxford

"I need alot fixing lol. East Kent any one??"
hey I travel

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If any ladies or couples need a plumber electrician for small jobs I can help you out

Or maybe you like the roleplay side of a workman calling to give you a quote

Maybe a little fun along the way

Lucky you being wealthy enough to work for free. Hmmm...Wonder if that's why my other half is struggling, fitting heating systems and changing taps for free!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Don't talk to me about plumbers!"

Or me...had new bathroom suite delivered April 2017...still not fitted.

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By *ature watcherMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"We once had a guy come and repair our washer and I had to wait for him.

It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just the washer he gave a seeing to "
. Mmmm gorgeous ! Lucky washer repairer ! I'd love a customer like you ! (Plumber/gasman) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a quick way to Narnia

Yes there is but tradesmen are not reliable! I’ve been chasing one down for a week and half now! They don’t want to do jobs! "

Is it a job for a gas man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener in west cheshire here. Always happy to trim your bush

I’ve got a Gtech cordless, does the job great it does!

Any chimney sweeps here? "

I can always test your flue and unblock it if necessary

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I need a rubbish remover XXX"

I break everything I move, so I guess I'm terrible, is that rubbish enough?

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

Heating man here, but cash for me please

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