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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks? "

Dont do it in Lidl car park?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it in your local park!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Dont do it in Lidl car park?

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Lidl? Ffs I would only ever get off in a waitrose car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks? "

Dont do it where there are any people? If you do it where you might get caught and someone catches you whilst they're with their kids, they're well within their rights to knock your teeth out in my opinion. If you want the thrill of maybe getting caught, you have to maybe deal with getting caught. There's being "naughty" and there's being weird and selfish. Sorry if this doesn't fit in with the general view here but being promiscuous and sexually liberated doesn't mean offending others. SO yeah, do it where you DEFINITELY WONT get caught. Up a mountain at night maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Dont do it in Lidl car park?

Lidl? Ffs I would only ever get off in a waitrose car park "

Ohhhh one of them! Paying an extra £2 for your veg because someone else chopped it up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Dont do it where there are any people? If you do it where you might get caught and someone catches you whilst they're with their kids, they're well within their rights to knock your teeth out in my opinion. If you want the thrill of maybe getting caught, you have to maybe deal with getting caught. There's being "naughty" and there's being weird and selfish. Sorry if this doesn't fit in with the general view here but being promiscuous and sexually liberated doesn't mean offending others. SO yeah, do it where you DEFINITELY WONT get caught. Up a mountain at night maybe."

Yeah I'm wanting somewhere very secluded, I don't fancy going to prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Dont do it where there are any people? If you do it where you might get caught and someone catches you whilst they're with their kids, they're well within their rights to knock your teeth out in my opinion. If you want the thrill of maybe getting caught, you have to maybe deal with getting caught. There's being "naughty" and there's being weird and selfish. Sorry if this doesn't fit in with the general view here but being promiscuous and sexually liberated doesn't mean offending others. SO yeah, do it where you DEFINITELY WONT get caught. Up a mountain at night maybe.

Yeah I'm wanting somewhere very secluded, I don't fancy going to prison "

There you go then? Without knowing your area it's hard to suggest? Maybe get a friend of which ever sex you like to come to keep look out and film etc?

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks? "

Go to th local nature reserve walk a fair way in go off the path into some bushes find a clearing and strip off avoid school holidays as kids tend to get everywhere

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks? "

My gardens a safe place xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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My gardens a safe place xxxx Suzi"

go on then, I promise not to finish in your best plants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Go to th local nature reserve walk a fair way in go off the path into some bushes find a clearing and strip off avoid school holidays as kids tend to get everywhere

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Thanks I think I'll try and do it super early in the morning as well, just to minimise the risk even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends seven year old and his friend saw a guy wanking in the park bushes yesterday so ffs keep it zipped in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got yourself a Mac..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks? "

I did it watching a woman get changed in car, sadly the penalties and threat of being on the Sex Offenders Register make it less attractive these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks?

My gardens a safe place xxxx Suzi"

On our way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got yourself a Mac.."

Will a PC do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friends seven year old and his friend saw a guy wanking in the park bushes yesterday so ffs keep it zipped in "

Definitely not doing it somewhere public!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

A nice quiet woods somewhere....does the trick.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Have you got yourself a Mac..

Will a PC do? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice quiet woods somewhere....does the trick. "

I can see you speak from experience

There are some woods near me. I'll have to see if I can find a bit nobody goes to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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On our way lol "

Is it gonna get crowded in there?

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

Yes forgot to mention early mornings are safer I've never gone looking for fun weekend afternoons especially if sunny and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes forgot to mention early mornings are safer I've never gone looking for fun weekend afternoons especially if sunny and warm "

Yeah, it'd be nice if it was sunny and warm and everyone stayed inside. No chance!

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By *exycouple.xCouple
over a year ago

leeds

My back garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My back garden "

Nice and private?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks?

I did it watching a woman get changed in car, sadly the penalties and threat of being on the Sex Offenders Register make it less attractive these days."

Bloody hell, yeah, I wouldn't do anything like that

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I have gone into some woods, dressed up fully and knowing I've been followed, I've then wanked myself off under my skirt x they usually approach me when i start playing with myself x i started out this way ...... i stole a pair of stockings then went to the woods, word them, then touched myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks?

I did it watching a woman get changed in car, sadly the penalties and threat of being on the Sex Offenders Register make it less attractive these days.

Bloody hell, yeah, I wouldn't do anything like that"

That’s weird, creepy and likely to get you duffed up!

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Deep in some woods or on a remote deserted beach in some dunes - be careful of drones

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Watch the meets section for someone near you posting a dogging style meet, we regularly have fun outdoors and invite others to watch and wank, the trick is to have somewhere really deserted and late at night, so the only people there at the invited ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deep in some woods or on a remote deserted beach in some dunes - be careful of drones "

Haha oh god. I can just imagine spotting myself on one of these 'Yorkshire from above' kind of videos

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I walked through the woods yesterday and found a burial ground no longer in use..quiet, shaded and perfect for a private period..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch the meets section for someone near you posting a dogging style meet, we regularly have fun outdoors and invite others to watch and wank, the trick is to have somewhere really deserted and late at night, so the only people there at the invited ones. "

Ooh interesting, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pretty sure I've found my spot. Far from anything, secluded/sheltered and it looks nice.

Now to work up the courage and go back at a ridiculous time in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about in a wheelie bin?

Just avoid collection day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about in a wheelie bin?

Just avoid collection day "

Two questions: does it still count as outdoors if I close the lid?

Recycling or general waste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about in a wheelie bin?

Just avoid collection day

Two questions: does it still count as outdoors if I close the lid?

Recycling or general waste? "

Maybe pop your head out now and again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about in a wheelie bin?

Just avoid collection day

Two questions: does it still count as outdoors if I close the lid?

Recycling or general waste?

Maybe pop your head out now and again? "

Good idea. Gotta keep the oxygen levels up

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Come to eureka in Kent on a sunny day. Wank away to your heart's content. You can watch people fuck on the grass while you do it - and other people may watch you too. And all with no risk of legal nasties.

I know it's a long way from Bradford but worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to eureka in Kent on a sunny day. Wank away to your heart's content. You can watch people fuck on the grass while you do it - and other people may watch you too. And all with no risk of legal nasties.

I know it's a long way from Bradford but worth it. "

That sounds like a nice way to spend an afternoon. Thanks for the suggestion

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

At a safari park in the lions enclosure!

Any tips or tricks? "

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"How about in a wheelie bin?

Just avoid collection dayhahahaha!!!! Hahaha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At a safari park in the lions enclosure!"

If I get caught there I think the repercussions might be a bit severe

if I make intense eye contact with a lion while I'm furiously masturbating will it run away?

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"At a safari park in the lions enclosure!

If I get caught there I think the repercussions might be a bit severe

if I make intense eye contact with a lion while I'm furiously masturbating will it run away? "

no no u will be fine it will approach u just clap its head no need to pull yer breeks up! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to eureka in Kent on a sunny day. Wank away to your heart's content. You can watch people fuck on the grass while you do it - and other people may watch you too. And all with no risk of legal nasties.

I know it's a long way from Bradford but worth it. "

This sounds like an amazing place. Would love to learn more about it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Managed to do it about 6 weeks ago. Woodland, set off when it was dark (about 4am) and waited until the light was enough for the camera. It was cold but I loved it and didn't see another soul on my entire journey!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"How many of you have done this?

I'm dying to get myself off outside and film the experience but I'm a huge scaredy cat and am scared of getting caught

Any tips or tricks? "

Drive to a local dogging car park then get out and pull one off under the moonlight.

Plenty of others do and nothing ever happens. If you're really lucky someone might do the work for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing ever, do it most times when I’m out jogging ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whilst out on a cycle ride I found a disused railway cutting and bridge with three arches. one of the arches was slightly obscured so once underneath you had a great vantage point of anyone coming.

i messaged a lover who enjoyed daring me to play. had an intense orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whilst out on a cycle ride I found a disused railway cutting and bridge with three arches. one of the arches was slightly obscured so once underneath you had a great vantage point of anyone coming.

i messaged a lover who enjoyed daring me to play. had an intense orgasm "

Amazing isn’t it mate, the risk and the thrill makes you cum so much harder

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