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By *ustme6 OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Number one is the all time classic...

Someone post a meeting...you respond...and they say...

Not meeting at the moment...lol..

You're not my type

All set up

Or any other excuse would be more acceptable.. any one else had similar experiences that raise a chuckle. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number one is the all time classic...

Someone post a meeting...you respond...and they say...

Not meeting at the moment...lol..

You're not my type

All set up

Or any other excuse would be more acceptable.. any one else had similar experiences that raise a chuckle. . "

Could of course be that that just don’t fancy you?

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By *iveshowcoupleCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Number one is the all time classic...

Someone post a meeting...you respond...and they say...

Not meeting at the moment...lol..

You're not my type

All set up

Or any other excuse would be more acceptable.. any one else had similar experiences that raise a chuckle. .

Could of course be that that just don’t fancy you? "

Exactly.

From experience we can assure you that telling a guy he is an ugly munter and there is no way this side of the apocalypse that we would meet him tends to provoke an extreme response

We just make up some old polite bollocks instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife/partner is not here at the moment"

"My wife/partner wants me to suck your cock before we meet as a couple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes me laugh is....

Cock and cum filled quim pictures.

"Oh that's sexy.. Oh I really want to fuck you now I've seen that... Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, let's go do it now!"

Not!

Mistress Amelia x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Number one is the all time classic...

Someone post a meeting...you respond...and they say...

Not meeting at the moment...lol..

You're not my type

All set up

Or any other excuse would be more acceptable.. any one else had similar experiences that raise a chuckle. . "

That's just a polite way of saying no thanks I think.

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Repeatedly uploading the same pictures week after week propped bugs me…sorry

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

People.

Just people

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

So much I couldn't possibly list it all. Love this place

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Some of the male profiles and pic make me howl with laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it utterly hilarious to sit and look at the new pics. I just can’t help it. I have to tell hubby sometimes what I’m laughing at. It’s like here we are on a swingers site, looking at utterly yummy women and gorgeous men, then all of a sudden here’s a photo of Steve, 31 from Bristol, who thought his best pic to get the ladies would be him sat in a tractor.

Some of the pics are just legendary... I love it!

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Repeatedly uploading the same pictures week after week propped bugs me…sorry "

There’s this one pic of a guys cock that I now refer to as “stumpy”. It’s uploaded near enough every day. It’s short at about 4 inches, but about 2.5 inches wide. It just looks so sad... what must he be thinking? Why keep uploading that? Does it work for him? I just want to give that cock a hug and tell him “it’s ok pal, it will all be ok!” C x

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By *ustme6 OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"Number one is the all time classic...

Someone post a meeting...you respond...and they say...

Not meeting at the moment...lol..

You're not my type

All set up

Or any other excuse would be more acceptable.. any one else had similar experiences that raise a chuckle. .

Could of course be that that just don’t fancy you? "

Exactly what I said...my point was why not just say that...

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