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wish i was gay/bi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn,what with all the messages I get from gay/bi guys offering to pleasure me and asking for nothing in return,if only I was gay/bi my success rate here would be through the roof!

Sorry to disappoint you guys but thanks for the ego boost!Now if only the fems n couples thought of me in the same way.Ah well,I can keep on dreaming I suppose lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a bi-gay,

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

If I were a bi/gay man.

I wouldn't have to work hard.

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

If I were a biddy biddy bi,

Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

all join in now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I were a bi-gay,

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

If I were a bi/gay man.

I wouldn't have to work hard.

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

If I were a biddy biddy bi,

Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

all join in now

"

yingtong yingtong yingtong yingtong yingtong yiddle I po!!!!

Oh,my apologies.wrong song lol

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By *ibertine61Man
over a year ago

hereford


"Damn,what with all the messages I get from gay/bi guys offering to pleasure me and asking for nothing in return,if only I was gay/bi my success rate here would be through the roof!

Sorry to disappoint you guys but thanks for the ego boost!Now if only the fems n couples thought of me in the same way.Ah well,I can keep on dreaming I suppose lol! "

I know how you feel i keep getting messages from tv/ts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It doesn't bother me,in fact I take it as a compliment!

It gives my ego a wee boost to think that at least i'm attractive to some folks on here after all lol!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

p.s. View & Sensi are on their way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't bother me,in fact I take it as a compliment!

It gives my ego a wee boost to think that at least i'm attractive to some folks on here after all lol!"

i think youll find its your pert little arse pic they find so attractive

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"p.s. View & Sensi are on their way. "

did I hear my name mentioned ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"p.s. View & Sensi are on their way.

did I hear my name mentioned ?"

Like a moth to a flame!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"p.s. View & Sensi are on their way.

did I hear my name mentioned ?

Like a moth to a flame!!! "

yup but if the username had the word 'floppy' in it, I would have minced on by.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't bother me,in fact I take it as a compliment!

It gives my ego a wee boost to think that at least i'm attractive to some folks on here after all lol!

i think youll find its your pert little arse pic they find so attractive "

That is 1 squeezable bum yummy

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Damn,what with all the messages I get from gay/bi guys offering to pleasure me and asking for nothing in return,if only I was gay/bi my success rate here would be through the roof!

Sorry to disappoint you guys but thanks for the ego boost!Now if only the fems n couples thought of me in the same way.Ah well,I can keep on dreaming I suppose lol! "

Well if you cant experiment on a swinging site....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

yup but if the username had the word 'floppy' in it, I would have minced on by....."

Aye,thought about the name shallownfloppy78 for a while but then decided I actually wanted to get some meets!

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By *r. WhoreMan
over a year ago

Marylebone

Bisexuality is awesome. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish ya were too xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That is 1 squeezable bum yummy "

Why thank you very much,your too kind.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if you cant experiment on a swinging site...."

I,m up for a bit of experimentation, hence my foray into the world of dogging the other night-good times!

But we all draw the line somewhere n that's where I draw mine lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were blindfolded and received the best blow job ever, to then find out it was actualy a man, would it really make that much difference?

Just curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn,what with all the messages I get from gay/bi guys offering to pleasure me and asking for nothing in return,if only I was gay/bi my success rate here would be through the roof!

Sorry to disappoint you guys but thanks for the ego boost!Now if only the fems n couples thought of me in the same way.Ah well,I can keep on dreaming I suppose lol! "

Then tuen that frown upside down cos im a wizard with a wand

Alakazam!!!!

Your now as bi as can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish ya were too xx"

Forgive me father,it's been fuck knows how long since my last confession!

When I was sitting in the back of the car while out dogging the other night some dude pulled up about 2-3 car lengths away from us then just sat there with his headlights off in the darkness for a while.

I had my trusty torch with me n thought it would be a good laugh to put him in the spotlight so to speak!

Never seen anyone look as guilty in all my life,he probably thought we were the bizzies lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish ya were too xx

Forgive me father,it's been fuck knows how long since my last confession!

When I was sitting in the back of the car while out dogging the other night some dude pulled up about 2-3 car lengths away from us then just sat there with his headlights off in the darkness for a while.

I had my trusty torch with me n thought it would be a good laugh to put him in the spotlight so to

speak!

Never seen anyone look as guilty in all my life,he probably thought we were the bizzies lol! "

Love it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were blindfolded and received the best blow job ever, to then find out it was actualy a man, would it really make that much difference?

Just curious "

Trick question,no fair lol!

Well that's never happened to me before so I don't know if it would make a difference to me or not

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