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By *ugbyunion OP   Man
over a year ago

good old yorkshire Sheffield

Should your first message be polite and mention nothing about sex, as i have just had a reply from one woman who siad she as had 70 messages and mine was the only clean one.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"Should your first message be polite and mention nothing about sex, as i have just had a reply from one woman who siad she as had 70 messages and mine was the only clean one."

but did yr clesn message get you a shag??

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

good for you. a polite approach is always best.. i would block anyone sending rude messages ..if i didnt know them xxgood luck to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest regardless of whether you got a shag or not, you did it right for you. 90% of messages are about how great people think they are, the other 10% get results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it doesnt matter what yo put in your message or whats on your profile the girls are on this site interested in only one thing and thats men who look good

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"it doesnt matter what yo put in your message or whats on your profile the girls are on this site interested in only one thing and thats men who look good"

True, but we like it if you're nice to us too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it doesnt matter what yo put in your message or whats on your profile the girls are on this site interested in only one thing and thats men who look good

True, but we like it if you're nice to us too! "

not in my experiences

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"it doesnt matter what yo put in your message or whats on your profile the girls are on this site interested in only one thing and thats men who look good

True, but we like it if you're nice to us too!

not in my experiences"

Aww, and I'm in Andover next Feb too. I'll take you off my hotlist then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...OP, forgive me. I'm getting on a bit, my eyesight isn't ad it once was, but you have what appears to be three different men on your profile.

Sorry for the hijack...just asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why am i on your HOTLIST

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"why am i on your HOTLIST "

Cos I'm visiting Andover and may want some distraction. I like to prepare!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Erm...OP, forgive me. I'm getting on a bit, my eyesight isn't ad it once was, but you have what appears to be three different men on your profile.

Sorry for the hijack...just asking. "

Looks like the same guy to me Sassy.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"it doesnt matter what yo put in your message or whats on your profile the girls are on this site interested in only one thing and thats men who look good"

Bollocks...everyone likes different things,one persons adonais is anothers minger. i like big men,and hate muscular...and skinny...but most of all i like men with personality who make me laugh

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Should your first message be polite and mention nothing about sex, as i have just had a reply from one woman who siad she as had 70 messages and mine was the only clean one."

Dirty messages dont work because they presuppose a knowledge of what will turn someone on .Men who do it do not suggest they will be good in bed,cos generic assumptions about sex never work.

Be yourself,its the best way...and happy swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm...OP, forgive me. I'm getting on a bit, my eyesight isn't ad it once was, but you have what appears to be three different men on your profile.

Sorry for the hijack...just asking.

Looks like the same guy to me Sassy."

Sigh... ...eyesight worst than I thought!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Erm...OP, forgive me. I'm getting on a bit, my eyesight isn't ad it once was, but you have what appears to be three different men on your profile.

Sorry for the hijack...just asking.

Looks like the same guy to me Sassy.

Sigh... ...eyesight worst than I thought! "

It comes to us all!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"it doesnt matter what yo put in your message or whats on your profile the girls are on this site interested in only one thing and thats men who look good"

what a sweeping statement !!!from my exsperience of being a woman and being on this site a number of years i know that not the case at all! ive no doubt there are some ladies who are only after eye candy ,why shouldnt they !!! however there are meny who require substance not just looks . as for saying dont matter whats put in first message ..well of course it does !!! its youre introduction and chance to catch that persons interest and stand out from the thousands of other guys on here .those who use that to their advantage and are respectful are the ones who get results . trust me ...if i have choice of two guys ..ones hung and sculpted body and mailed me with a " wanna fuck " one liner or mr average whos sent a polite ,well written message that made me laugh for right reasons i know damn well who id be repling to !! mr greek god would get deleted with out replie and thought !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the sort of things girls write in forums but its not actualy true i have a genuine profile on here real pictures of me on it i read profiles carefully and thoughtfully try and compose well thought through messages and only send them to girls whose profiles i seem to match then when i get bored of rejection i go an a foriegn football team (zenit st petersburg)this time download a handsome mans pic copy and paste a message and get dozen of replies and even end up on peoples hotlists

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"thats the sort of things girls write in forums but its not actualy true i have a genuine profile on here real pictures of me on it i read profiles carefully and thoughtfully try and compose well thought through messages and only send them to girls whose profiles i seem to match then when i get bored of rejection i go an a foriegn football team (zenit st petersburg)this time download a handsome mans pic copy and paste a message and get dozen of replies and even end up on peoples hotlists"

Are you saying your profile pic is fake? Hooo boy!!

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London


"thats the sort of things girls write in forums but its not actualy true i have a genuine profile on here real pictures of me on it i read profiles carefully and thoughtfully try and compose well thought through messages and only send them to girls whose profiles i seem to match then when i get bored of rejection i go an a foriegn football team (zenit st petersburg)this time download a handsome mans pic copy and paste a message and get dozen of replies and even end up on peoples hotlists"

Try using punctuation in messages?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"thats the sort of things girls write in forums but its not actualy true i have a genuine profile on here real pictures of me on it i read profiles carefully and thoughtfully try and compose well thought through messages and only send them to girls whose profiles i seem to match then when i get bored of rejection i go an a foriegn football team (zenit st petersburg)this time download a handsome mans pic copy and paste a message and get dozen of replies and even end up on peoples hotlists"

Are you admitting to fake pics!

ok...bluntness time...you are right,an ugly bloke with no personality isnt going to get any shags....and the type of man who puts fake pics up and makes no effort other than,in his mind,well written messages,gets nowhere either...

i had a meet last night with an incredibly sexy woman...who has men begging to meet her...who had a double mastectomy 8 years ago,her back and breasts are a mass of scars.Now she could sit there saying no one will ever fancy me or she could be the temptress she is so by the time you find out about the scars you dont care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would choose the average guy who is funny and thoughtful over the ripped guy anytime

And of course as pointed out pics can be fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this profile is totally fake

its like an experiment i send bland boring messages but gets tons of replies and strike up great conversations were as my real profile with real pics of an ugly bloke with the exact same sense of humour and fun gets nowhere i would love to meet your mate she obviously has so much going for her and people allow her to express herself and thats really cool

but would women on here allow a guy similarly scarred to do the same ???

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"thats the sort of things girls write in forums but its not actualy true i have a genuine profile on here real pictures of me on it i read profiles carefully and thoughtfully try and compose well thought through messages and only send them to girls whose profiles i seem to match then when i get bored of rejection i go an a foriegn football team (zenit st petersburg)this time download a handsome mans pic copy and paste a message and get dozen of replies and even end up on peoples hotlists"

key word here is "seem" to match what girl wants . just because YOU think you ticked all boxes doesnt mean thats the case. the site aint a quick fix and it takes time for people to get in contact and lead up to actually meeting . id certainly not be making such asumptions after just two weeks ! as for ending up on hotlists due to the fake pics ...how do you know you are on anyone hot list ?? you dont see or have any way of knowing someone has you on their hot list . as for using fake pics ... only word for that DESPARATE

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"this profile is totally fake

its like an experiment i send bland boring messages but gets tons of replies and strike up great conversations were as my real profile with real pics of an ugly bloke with the exact same sense of humour and fun gets nowhere i would love to meet your mate she obviously has so much going for her and people allow her to express herself and thats really cool

but would women on here allow a guy similarly scarred to do the same ???"

id not worry the ones who answered you due to the pics are fake profiles too .....just another single guy "exsperimenting" .

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"this profile is totally fake

its like an experiment i send bland boring messages but gets tons of replies and strike up great conversations were as my real profile with real pics of an ugly bloke with the exact same sense of humour and fun gets nowhere i would love to meet your mate she obviously has so much going for her and people allow her to express herself and thats really cool

but would women on here allow a guy similarly scarred to do the same ???"

So, a 'social experiment'. Does it make you feel better to find out that women prefer a good looking man over a less good looking man, all other things remainign the same? I did half a psychology degree at OU and could have told you that without the farting about.

But then I guess you wouldn't have been able to feel superior to us 'shallow' females if you'd been honest. I'd delete this profile if I were you, before the mods do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpatian - let me get this correct - you set up a fake profile two weeks ago, which is verified and you wonder why women are wary of single blokes !!

I would never have replied to you - the pics look like captain Scarlett on a bad day !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have actually been on over a year

i know it takes time but this forum is about 1st message and i am just saying be good looking and the girls reply be ugly they ignore you on this profile i copy and paste to everyone online and get about 75%response off my real profile i take time to compose messages take time to read profiles and have always stayed clear of sexual messages and cock pics

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"this profile is totally fake

its like an experiment i send bland boring messages but gets tons of replies and strike up great conversations were as my real profile with real pics of an ugly bloke with the exact same sense of humour and fun gets nowhere i would love to meet your mate she obviously has so much going for her and people allow her to express herself and thats really cool

but would women on here allow a guy similarly scarred to do the same ???

id not worry the ones who answered you due to the pics are fake profiles too .....just another single guy "exsperimenting" .

"

LOL!

And just think how crap some poor person would have felt if the charade had carried on. Lying works both ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if it is a website for swingers women are still not going to meet anyone they wouldn't look at in the 'vanilla' world

That's the way attraction works

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohh and just to add ..that is prime example of why the genuine and honest guys have a tough time on here !fake profiles do nothing but make it difficult for the folks who actually want to meet and not waste peoples time exsperimenting !!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Carpatian - let me get this correct - you set up a fake profile two weeks ago, which is verified and you wonder why women are wary of single blokes !!

I would never have replied to you - the pics look like captain Scarlett on a bad day !!

"

This has seriously pissed me off. There's a guy on another thread stating that the problem with Fab is that there are too many women who are not quite like their profile pics, or what they describe themselves as, and this dweeb has admitted to a fake profile and pics. Twit!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"i have actually been on over a year

i know it takes time but this forum is about 1st message and i am just saying be good looking and the girls reply be ugly they ignore you on this profile i copy and paste to everyone online and get about 75%response off my real profile i take time to compose messages take time to read profiles and have always stayed clear of sexual messages and cock pics"

Right so you got an ugly(in my opinion) pic of someone off the internet and did better with it than with your real profile...

sorry hun but if thats the case then youare fecked cos you must have been crap at messaging

Oh and another lie,you cant know whose hotlist you are on...an experiment with fake data is worthless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sent this message from fake profiles

Good evening and how are yuo would you like to chat to friendly easy going guy

i am new to all this and looking to find out what this place is about and see how i fit in

off my real pofile i send similar but talk more about how it seems we match

as for on hotlist i know because its written on this forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pissed off too grrr

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"as for on hotlist i know because its written on this forum?"

I assure you I deleted it long before you admitted the profile and pics were fake. So the OP was right - it really does matter what you say, not what you look like.

Phew, close call there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was taking the piss ! It's called flirting or maybe sarcasm even

Can't believe you are still on the forum using the totally fake profile

By the way did you verify yourself ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you tell them it was a fake profile with fake pictures done as an 'experiment' ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too "

No you weren't. I checked your profile when hotlisting you and it was a meet veri. Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i did i exlained all about and told her who i was really she has logged into this account and is quite intrigued

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

No you weren't. I checked your profile when hotlisting you and it was a meet veri. Tut tut."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

No you weren't. I checked your profile when hotlisting you and it was a meet veri. Tut tut."

its not displayed how would you know what it was

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too "

if youre setting up fake profiles you obviously have no intentions of meeting .just leave site to the people who DO wish to meet like mind folks and play . maybe reason your messages havent worked is people gut instincts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intrigued about what exactly ?

Intrigued about what sort of man makes up totally lies and then boasts about how 'clever' he is in forums !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

No you weren't. I checked your profile when hotlisting you and it was a meet veri. Tut tut.

its not displayed how would you know what it was"

Oh it was, until you hid it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intrigued about what exactly ?

Intrigued about what sort of man makes up totally lies and then boasts about how 'clever' he is in forums !

"

i dont feel clever about this i actually feel quite sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

No you weren't. I checked your profile when hotlisting you and it was a meet veri. Tut tut.

its not displayed how would you know what it was

Oh it was, until you hid it."

it was never displayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I notice all the other men are keeping well away from this 'discussion' pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

if youre setting up fake profiles you obviously have no intentions of meeting .just leave site to the people who DO wish to meet like mind folks and play . maybe reason your messages havent worked is people gut instincts ."

but my whole point is the fake profile with bland messages does work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't feel sad.

You should feel embarrassed and ashamed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

if youre setting up fake profiles you obviously have no intentions of meeting .just leave site to the people who DO wish to meet like mind folks and play . maybe reason your messages havent worked is people gut instincts .

but my whole point is the fake profile with bland messages does work "

So you've had more meets with your fake profile than with your real one? And I mean ACTUAL meets. How did you explain that when you turned up?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

wonders how long before User No Longer on Site appears on this thread lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"wonders how long before User No Longer on Site appears on this thread lol"

Not soon enough.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"i was verified by someone i spoke on the phone too

if youre setting up fake profiles you obviously have no intentions of meeting .just leave site to the people who DO wish to meet like mind folks and play . maybe reason your messages havent worked is people gut instincts .

but my whole point is the fake profile with bland messages does work "

how is it working ?? you may get a response but still never getting a meet !! maybe some of those responding are fakes too! maybe some are just toying you along see how far youll take the sharade .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should put a picture of Megan Fox on mine and when we meet and they mention it I can say it's ok I was just doing an experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't feel sad.

You should feel embarrassed and ashamed "

not quite sure why i should

does thismake you feel uncomfortable because its touching a raww nerve and upsetting you because youre one of them girls who would ignore ugly blokes message but be taken in by handsome mans pics and then come on to forums to lecture men as to what to say ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

We are not the one having to resort to fake pics and profiles to get meets

You are the one with the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny old world. I thought the OP had different people on his profile but had no problem spitting the fake footballer.

Come on ladies day trip to Spec Savers for us all!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"You shouldn't feel sad.

You should feel embarrassed and ashamed

not quite sure why i should

does thismake you feel uncomfortable because its touching a raww nerve and upsetting you because youre one of them girls who would ignore ugly blokes message but be taken in by handsome mans pics and then come on to forums to lecture men as to what to say ?"

This is whats so disgusting about what you've done. If you were honest and up front then OK, you may not have got the messages that you wanted, but you would have known that the people replying replied to YOU! Not some footballer. But you've done this so you can say 'All women are shallow!' Don't put the blame for your shortcomings on us matey. You should feel ashamed.

Lets see your real profile then. Come on, if you're so sure of your conclusions.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"You shouldn't feel sad.

You should feel embarrassed and ashamed

not quite sure why i should

does thismake you feel uncomfortable because its touching a raww nerve and upsetting you because youre one of them girls who would ignore ugly blokes message but be taken in by handsome mans pics and then come on to forums to lecture men as to what to say ?"

you have a serious problem and hopefully admin will note your IP address such that you cant perform such a social experiment again on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny old world. I thought the OP had different people on his profile but had no problem spitting the fake footballer.

Come on ladies day trip to Spec Savers for us all! "

*spotting even

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i really dont think we should give that guy any further response .obviuosly just wanting a reaction and attention.

back to the op post ... yes being polite is the best way . youd not just go up to a woman in a bar and say " wanna fuck?" .so why guys think it works here amazes me . take some time and effort and it reaps rewards as you have said ! by being a gent youve already stood out from the dross .all the very best op and fantastic attitude to have x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he's gone

I was just beginning to warm to him too

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Funny old world. I thought the OP had different people on his profile but had no problem spitting the fake footballer.

Come on ladies day trip to Spec Savers for us all! "

I was wearing my 'shallow' glasses and could only see good looking men.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oh he's gone

I was just beginning to warm to him too "

Did he jump, or was he pushed?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"wonders how long before User No Longer on Site appears on this thread lol"

another one bites the dust lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh he's gone

I was just beginning to warm to him too

Did he jump, or was he pushed? "

Definately pushed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And OP I totally agree with what temptress says

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny old world. I thought the OP had different people on his profile but had no problem spitting the fake footballer.

Come on ladies day trip to Spec Savers for us all!

I was wearing my 'shallow' glasses and could only see good looking men. "

I deleted my first response which said, blimey, Frank Lampard has joined Fab.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Funny old world. I thought the OP had different people on his profile but had no problem spitting the fake footballer.

Come on ladies day trip to Spec Savers for us all!

I was wearing my 'shallow' glasses and could only see good looking men.

I deleted my first response which said, blimey, Frank Lampard has joined Fab. "

I need to start checking out footballers so I'm not so easily fooled next time.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

what a way to start the day... fab

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Wow what an interesting read

Sassy has made me laugh the most though,I hope Santa brings her some new glasses

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 30/10/11 08:33:19]

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Wow what an interesting read

Sassy has made me laugh the most though,I hope Santa brings her some new glasses "

yup there are more experiments going on in here than any clinic looking for a new antibiotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should your first message be polite and mention nothing about sex, as i have just had a reply from one woman who siad she as had 70 messages and mine was the only clean one."

Well, you had a positive reply!

We LOVE messages which are different from the usual!

We are sure that you'll be successful - just be patient!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what an interesting read

Sassy has made me laugh the most though,I hope Santa brings her some new glasses "

...and I was sober too... ...I'm still sticking to my story of advancing years.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yes to the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what an interesting read

Sassy has made me laugh the most though,I hope Santa brings her some new glasses

...and I was sober too... ...I'm still sticking to my story of advancing years. "

In Sassy's defence I thought the same thing!

what an interesting thread with it's twists and turns. Good job I didn't spot it last night otherwise I'd never have gone to bed! To answer the OPs original question, anyone sending us a dirty first message gets a no thanks and blocked. Ms

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over a year ago


"Funny old world. I thought the OP had different people on his profile but had no problem spitting the fake footballer.

Come on ladies day trip to Spec Savers for us all!

I was wearing my 'shallow' glasses and could only see good looking men.

I deleted my first response which said, blimey, Frank Lampard has joined Fab.

I need to start checking out footballers so I'm not so easily fooled next time."

I think the full football kit, football, Di Vinci veneers smile, Tony & Guy haircut and perma tan were a bit of a giveaway.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what an interesting read

Sassy has made me laugh the most though,I hope Santa brings her some new glasses

...and I was sober too... ...I'm still sticking to my story of advancing years.

In Sassy's defence I thought the same thing!

what an interesting thread with it's twists and turns. Good job I didn't spot it last night otherwise I'd never have gone to bed! To answer the OPs original question, anyone sending us a dirty first message gets a no thanks and blocked. Ms"

Had another look...think I was right!

I agree; crude, rude opening messages are deleted and the writer blocked. Continue as you are OP.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Just had a first message from a far younger than I meet guy saying gr8 tits and pussy babe!!!.

he will be deleted and blocked

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"thats the sort of things girls write in forums but its not actualy true i have a genuine profile on here real pictures of me on it i read profiles carefully and thoughtfully try and compose well thought through messages and only send them to girls whose profiles i seem to match then when i get bored of rejection i go an a foriegn football team (zenit st petersburg)this time download a handsome mans pic copy and paste a message and get dozen of replies and even end up on peoples hotlists"

That was quick...

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