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By *ancs OP   Man
over a year ago

_ancs

one for all the lads....be honest how many of you have actually "tried" to give yourself a blow job/lick???

I once hurt my neck

(long time ago - never again - was in a neck brace for weeks)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You can ask 1000's of blokes if they can, most say no... the exception says yes.. no one ever says don't know... lol.

I'm one of many ... thank goodness what with scratching I'd never get any work done...

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By *ancs OP   Man
over a year ago

_ancs

i remember jasper carrot telling the joke "why does a dog lick its balls?....coz it can".....then he whent on winding the women up in the audiance saying "i`ll bet all the blokes in here have tried"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read an article in the Independent about a gay bloke that had died trying to do that. He set up some sort of double swing, attached ropes to it and himself to pull his head towards his cock. He then had a heart attack and his cleaning lady found him still tied up

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By *ancs OP   Man
over a year ago

_ancs


"I once read an article in the Independent about a gay bloke that had died trying to do that. He set up some sort of double swing, attached ropes to it and himself to pull his head towards his cock. He then had a heart attack and his cleaning lady found him still tied up "

eeeek!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

First time i ever saw a guy give himself a blow job was a good few years ago in Manumission in Ibiza think my jaw was on the floor at the time in amazement lol

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By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

There was a guy used to go into the Scottish chat room, he asked us to look at his cam and there he was sucking himself. He was well built but it was still some feat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u reckon sting (from the police) can?

all that yoga has got to be good for something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried many years ago,but failed. Wasn't too far away though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do u reckon sting (from the police) can?

all that yoga has got to be good for something?"

He's been too busy for the last 5 years 'avin' a Tantric Wank

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The first guy i lived with could get his knob in his mouth. Im not going to tell you how he managed it otherwise you will all be suing me for injuries

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By *ancs OP   Man
over a year ago

_ancs


"The first guy i lived with could get his knob in his mouth. Im not going to tell you how he managed it otherwise you will all be suing me for injuries"

or we could all be thanking you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could when in my teens, It's probably what led me to having a bad back now

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have had been a very happy teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried and failed miserably many yrs ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and yes i can reach , had to have a rib removed first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do u reckon sting (from the police) can?

all that yoga has got to be good for something?"

nah... he spends too much time up his own arse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to touch the tip with my tongue once, I'm not about to try again as the pleasure verses the pain was just not worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i had an attempt years ago, got no where near... either got no suppleness left or a really small cock.... i will say it was a cold evening tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i failed,i was a few stone lighter,all those years ago.so unless my cock has gotten a LOT bigger over the years....... just checking.......no,damn it.

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By *obyorkMan
over a year ago

Keighley

I find it's a lot easier just sucking another guy's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it's a lot easier just sucking another guy's cock"

my sentiments too

If a bloke gets the urge to suck a cock, surely it's got to be easier to suck another guy and then let him suck yours?

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