FabSwingers.com forum: best excuse for bottling a meet

By *ail_force OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

hiya, just had an obvious last minute emergency cancellation with so many plot holes it makes star wars look good lol x

Been on fab years so not bitter, heard it all and can tell a bottler who has no intention of meeting straight off, but sometimes i give them a chance haha.

So what's your favourite excuse for cancelling?

My ALL TIME FAVOURITE was a guy who said he was with a girl a few nights before and forgot to use a dental dam when going down on her and was worried he caught a disease and didn't want to infect me. Yes, really. A human being said this