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Kaz's guide to oral sex

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By *heIcebreakers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cramlington

having read the excellent single guys guide earlier I have been inspired

come closer and I will let you into a secret

Are you ready for it?

A lot of men giving oral sex suck (and not in a good way)

But do not despair! For help is at hand, here is my totally arbitrary and likely to cause hundreds of #notallmen objections guide to oral sex

(disclaimer carter doesnt need to read this i )

1. If you have a cock imagine its foreskin pulled back and then someone using teeth on it roughly, then magnify this- Clits are even more sensitive! Stop treating them like a lift button when you are impatient and the lift hasnt come!The clit has more nerve endings thsn any other part of the body, behave like you know what that means

2. Oral can involve more than the clit, go wild! There is a whole lovely world down there to explore

3. That moment when someone gasps and says "don't stop" guess what? That means dont stop!I have lost count of the number of men who as soon as I respond change what they are doing, for unfathomable reasons

4.take your time. Think about how you would like a blow job and then apply this to giving

5. but, decide who the oral is for, not all people like it, and if its for your pleasure maybe consider being less selfish. Not all women want or like oral

6. Related to 5 ask - no you aren't doing us a favour by going down on us, most ppl will, so check out first

7.69 looks better than it feels 90% of the time. It can be amazing, but if you are mashing your teeth against my clit and expecting me to enjoy it I might just bite you

9. vulvas are cool, check them out some time

10. Lastly, pay attention! what is the person you are going down on doing? Don't let your who close your ears, all too often ppl forget the point is to give someone pleasure so listen and respond to what you hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just get my blowjob and go to sleep instead

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By *icefella69Man
over a year ago

bristol

(thumbs up) thanks a million, well written and really useful info -thanks for just making me a more skillful lover.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having read the excellent single guys guide earlier I have been inspired

come closer and I will let you into a secret

Are you ready for it?

A lot of men giving oral sex suck (and not in a good way)

But do not despair! For help is at hand, here is my totally arbitrary and likely to cause hundreds of #notallmen objections guide to oral sex

(disclaimer carter doesnt need to read this i )

1. If you have a cock imagine its foreskin pulled back and then someone using teeth on it roughly, then magnify this- Clits are even more sensitive! Stop treating them like a lift button when you are impatient and the lift hasnt come!The clit has more nerve endings thsn any other part of the body, behave like you know what that means

2. Oral can involve more than the clit, go wild! There is a whole lovely world down there to explore

3. That moment when someone gasps and says "don't stop" guess what? That means dont stop!I have lost count of the number of men who as soon as I respond change what they are doing, for unfathomable reasons

4.take your time. Think about how you would like a blow job and then apply this to giving

5. but, decide who the oral is for, not all people like it, and if its for your pleasure maybe consider being less selfish. Not all women want or like oral

6. Related to 5 ask - no you aren't doing us a favour by going down on us, most ppl will, so check out first

7.69 looks better than it feels 90% of the time. It can be amazing, but if you are mashing your teeth against my clit and expecting me to enjoy it I might just bite you

9. vulvas are cool, check them out some time

10. Lastly, pay attention! what is the person you are going down on doing? Don't let your who close your ears, all too often ppl forget the point is to give someone pleasure so listen and respond to what you hear."

Spot on!!! Especially points 2,4,9 and 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I have met a few ladies in the past that quite liked thier clit bitten a little bit!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

This deserves more attention.

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By *heIcebreakers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cramlington


"Can I just get my blowjob and go to sleep instead "

Only if you are flexible enough to give it to yourself

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By *heIcebreakers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cramlington


" (thumbs up) thanks a million, well written and really useful info -thanks for just making me a more skillful lover.....!"

????

What a lovely response to what was basically a rant

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By *heIcebreakers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cramlington


"having read the excellent single guys guide earlier I have been inspired

come closer and I will let you into a secret

Are you ready for it?

A lot of men giving oral sex suck (and not in a good way)

But do not despair! For help is at hand, here is my totally arbitrary and likely to cause hundreds of #notallmen objections guide to oral sex

(disclaimer carter doesnt need to read this i )

1. If you have a cock imagine its foreskin pulled back and then someone using teeth on it roughly, then magnify this- Clits are even more sensitive! Stop treating them like a lift button when you are impatient and the lift hasnt come!The clit has more nerve endings thsn any other part of the body, behave like you know what that means

2. Oral can involve more than the clit, go wild! There is a whole lovely world down there to explore

3. That moment when someone gasps and says "don't stop" guess what? That means dont stop!I have lost count of the number of men who as soon as I respond change what they are doing, for unfathomable reasons

4.take your time. Think about how you would like a blow job and then apply this to giving

5. but, decide who the oral is for, not all people like it, and if its for your pleasure maybe consider being less selfish. Not all women want or like oral

6. Related to 5 ask - no you aren't doing us a favour by going down on us, most ppl will, so check out first

7.69 looks better than it feels 90% of the time. It can be amazing, but if you are mashing your teeth against my clit and expecting me to enjoy it I might just bite you

9. vulvas are cool, check them out some time

10. Lastly, pay attention! what is the person you are going down on doing? Don't let your who close your ears, all too often ppl forget the point is to give someone pleasure so listen and respond to what you hear.

Spot on!!! Especially points 2,4,9 and 10 "

Spot on - your pun game is strong!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Could have been written so much better, with much more details.

Hand the keyboard over to the lady so everyone can learn

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By *heIcebreakers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cramlington


"But I have met a few ladies in the past that quite liked thier clit bitten a little bit!"

And I have met men who like needles thru their cock

I don't get the sewing kit out for every man I meet

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