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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed! What the hell is going on??" Perhaps he uses haddock smelling soap ![]() | |||
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"My hubby said when a man has a bath he is suposed to pull back his foreskin and wash underneath it, maybe some men dont do that all the time. " so glad im circumsized ![]() ![]() | |||
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies ! ![]() Thats not good enough. I have a bath before i meet someone, then when i am with a man i put my finger in my pussy then sniff it to see if it smells, it never does, thats what men should do to make sure they dont smell. | |||
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"You mean that doggers aren't gorgeous normal perfumed guys. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"think I'm going to be sick ![]() Considering posts by a ***certian person***find this rather tame actually! ![]() | |||
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"bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx" I believe the "fishy" smell emminating from the male reproductive organ is commonly refered to as "Bouillabaise Syndrome". If the smell is "cheesy" its probably just "Fondue". ![]() | |||
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"bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx I believe the "fishy" smell emminating from the male reproductive organ is commonly refered to as "Bouillabaise Syndrome". If the smell is "cheesy" its probably just "Fondue". ![]() Will u stop it! Now i cant enjoy my planned tea of cheese on toast, or cooking a fish stew!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx I believe the "fishy" smell emminating from the male reproductive organ is commonly refered to as "Bouillabaise Syndrome". If the smell is "cheesy" its probably just "Fondue". ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Anyone for Anchovies and Gorgonzola? ![]() | |||
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"Some either dunk and dip in the washbasin at work or have a swift dab with a wet wipe! ![]() ![]() bleurgh ! | |||
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed! What the hell is going on??" That's terrible. Local councils are failing in their duty by not providing adequate washing facilities at popular dogging spots. What on earth do they spend our rates on! | |||
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies ! ![]() what ... stick their finger in your pussy & smell it ??? ![]() | |||
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies ! ![]() ![]() Where do we sign up for this service? ![]() | |||
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"I got a cock shoved in my face once, it had a faint odour of wee..... i actually gagged, it was mingin, needless to say i got no closer to him!" i have had a few guys turn up and the first thing they do is ask to use the toilet ! quite offputting - i always point out the hot water, the liquid soap and the spare towel in the bathroom when asked now balls to um feelin uncomfy, pissy cocks are a major no no | |||
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed! What the hell is going on??" Its not just the men you get some women as well. I think some just don't know what personal hygiene is. ![]() | |||
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"This is by far one of the most entertaining posts ever on forums. ![]() ![]() ooo its not, search dirty arses..... that had my crying laughing | |||
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"I got a cock shoved in my face once, it had a faint odour of wee..... i actually gagged, it was mingin, needless to say i got no closer to him!" i have had this too ....made me gag and you dont know at times untill its to late , ![]() | |||
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"to be fair theres no real need to have smells coming from any part of the body.. if somethin starts to whiff, then get it sorted out.. i've got a thing about smelling, 3 showers a day and the ammount of aftershave + deodrant i go through are a testiment to that haha. i hate the thought of any part of my body smelling, makes me feel poorly thinking about it. i would want to die of embarrasment if a female turned around and said my cock stunk." come round, let me have a sniff and i'll tell you ![]() | |||
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies ! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When they say they washed, how close to the meet did they wash ? I always wash immediately before a meet and would never dream of letting a considerable amount of time elapse between washing on gettin down to it. I always wonder just how clean guys are when they meet in the day and have evidently taken some time out of work. Workplaces rarely have shower facilities so you have to ask the question how many hours is it since they washed, how many times they have had a wee since they washed, how many farts they've filled their undies with since the washed, how much they have sweated since they last washed etc Sorry if that's stomach churning, but it can be a reality. I have asked a few guys to have a shower at mine before we get down to it and none have been overtly offended." You forgot to add the bit about how long has he been sitting on his backside in his nice warm car with his neather regions sweating away due to the lack of movement / ventilation, whilst waiting for a couple to turn up at his dogging spot... (kind of related to the "how many hours since the last wash", but put into context) Still, no excuse for not carrying wet wipes or deo to freshen up with when waiting with nothing else to do. | |||
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"When they say they washed, how close to the meet did they wash ? I always wash immediately before a meet and would never dream of letting a considerable amount of time elapse between washing on gettin down to it. I always wonder just how clean guys are when they meet in the day and have evidently taken some time out of work. Workplaces rarely have shower facilities so you have to ask the question how many hours is it since they washed, how many times they have had a wee since they washed, how many farts they've filled their undies with since the washed, how much they have sweated since they last washed etc Sorry if that's stomach churning, but it can be a reality. I have asked a few guys to have a shower at mine before we get down to it and none have been overtly offended. You forgot to add the bit about how long has he been sitting on his backside in his nice warm car with his neather regions sweating away due to the lack of movement / ventilation, whilst waiting for a couple to turn up at his dogging spot... (kind of related to the "how many hours since the last wash", but put into context) Still, no excuse for not carrying wet wipes or deo to freshen up with when waiting with nothing else to do." hence why dogging does fuck all for me to go sit in a car having fun | |||
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"Maybe they'd all had cod and chips at lunch time. It's a well known fact that if you eat fish it can make your cock or pussy smell of fish" or may be he just fucked a mermaid ![]() | |||
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed! What the hell is going on??" How about this for an answer? Take a bottle of Antibacterial Handwash gel with you, and if his dick smells like it could benefit from it...rub some in... ...not quite as drastic an effect as being covered in Ralgex...but not far off. And it might teach the guy a lesson whilst cleaning your hands of whatever you had touched at the same time. ![]() | |||
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed! What the hell is going on??" Perhaps he should have used plentyoffish.com ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OMD's..... Never really been interested in dogging. Purely because i like to know who i'm playing with. After reading this post i doubt very much i ever will. Ew pass me a bucket please..... ![]() same here ---- ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Maybe they'd all had cod and chips at lunch time. " then its his plaice or mine ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My biggest fear is encountering someone with bad personal hygene im sure it would put me off going near anyone ever again. Three times in a couple of weeks. I would never have gotten over the first shock" it stays with you ..... why i dont like men with hair around there cock ...... one man his hair was smelling so bad of wee i had to just say i felt sick and was in the loo . | |||
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"to be fair theres no real need to have smells coming from any part of the body.. if somethin starts to whiff, then get it sorted out.. i've got a thing about smelling, 3 showers a day and the ammount of aftershave + deodrant i go through are a testiment to that haha. i hate the thought of any part of my body smelling, makes me feel poorly thinking about it. i would want to die of embarrasment if a female turned around and said my cock stunk." I don't understand why anyone would be any different when u do this...there's just no excuse!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm shaking my head in disbelief...not at the dirty men with rancid cocks, but at the people who when confronted by a smelly tells them to go and wash before playing! Oh...hell...no! I must have a weaker stomach than some, but it would be a total passion killer for me...yuk! ![]() im totally with you on this one if i need to tell someone to wash before they come near me, they not coming near me ![]() | |||
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"if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap, ![]() oh man i feel really sick now at the thought of licking someones bladder over spill wheres the barf icon lol | |||
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"You mean that doggers aren't gorgeous normal perfumed guys. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I once gave an indian guy a bj ... he tasted of curry" Was he a heavy korma? | |||
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"I just sicked a bit in my mouth... this thread has properly grossed me out! ![]() Most threads on such subjects are gross , yet we get more and more of these subjects . OP , find yourself a clean man . | |||
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"if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap, ![]() haha has he come for a blow job or doctors appointment ????? Yeah sorry not sucking you id suggest a visit to your GP for a diabetes test and secondly wash under your foreskin ! NEXT !! Lol | |||
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"I was going to have a bag of Cheesy Wotsits with my Sandwich..I dont think Ill bother now..." why not taste better than a plastic dildo ??? | |||
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"if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap, ![]() you've just repeated what I said hun ![]() | |||
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"I was going to have a bag of Cheesy Wotsits with my Sandwich..I dont think Ill bother now... why not taste better than a plastic dildo ??? " Not with a sandwich they dont.. | |||
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed! What the hell is going on??" Flavoured condoms seem the way to go, then your safe, it tastes good, and doesnt stop your fun by picking fluff and cheese of some guys knob ![]() ![]() | |||
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