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Why is it so difficult?

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By *attfsg OP   Man
over a year ago

Stansted

Why is it so hard to find someone on here that tick all the boxes?

Attractive,

Genuine,

Not a time waster, female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s not difficult to find them. It’s a trifle more challenging to get the ones you want to want you. That’s where social Darwinism rears it’s ugly head.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Why is it so difficult to find a man on here who has

A decent profile,

Photos that don't have a load of clutter in the background,

And are as bright as Brightonsteve ?

Similar dilemma for ladies OP.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse "

I can dunk the custard creams and just have a big arse, but I like Jaffa cakes...sorry xxx

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Anti-custard cream small assed weirdo.

For that reason, I’m out.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Anti-custard cream small assed weirdo.

For that reason, I’m out. "

Custard creams are the devil how ever I'd eat one if it meant getting an army navy ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it difficult to understand why raw clams and oysters are so expensive.

You are just picking them up off the swallow ocean floor for oysters and digging them up on the beach for clams...

No cooking is involved... you just open a dozen put them on a plate of ice and charge $ 30 - $ 50...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are here but they are looking for more than a one-line profile and single pic.

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Attend clubs or socials to get yourself known to other local swingers.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Why is it so hard to find someone on here that tick all the boxes?

Attractive,

Genuine,

Not a time waster, female."

Pretend you are one of these elusive ladies you seek. Then read your own profile and look at your pics. Would YOU meet you? There lies your answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse "

Jaffa cake hater? What? Pervert! Sicko! You’ve just shot to the top of my weirdo list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are our staple diet, you have no chance

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Why is it so hard to find someone on here that tick all the boxes?

Attractive,

Genuine,

Not a time waster, female.

Pretend you are one of these elusive ladies you seek. Then read your own profile and look at your pics. Would YOU meet you? There lies your answer "
That is fantastic advice, something that every classification could benefit from doing.

Except single women, your worlds tour oyster here, but then you already know that don't you.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

As woman playing alone at times. I am finding it hard to get in touch with men that float my boat locally. I get messages often lacking. It happens to us all op

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By *mithers930Man
over a year ago

Guildford

I think its difficult to get across what sort of person you are. its all how you come across, but I think most woman just see single male on profile and think ‘here we go, another one!’

I find it frustrating as I consider myself normal and at 44 really cannot be bothered to mess anyone around !

So you send a nice message and delete ! ok for a few times but after a while it just becomes a bit tedious !

Am I that bad !! lol

Enjoy!

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

Waves

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland


"It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse "

This is me ! Lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse

This is me ! Lol"

Yesssss finally, after all this time, I've found Miss right lol

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By *mithers930Man
over a year ago

Guildford

and why does every one live in the Midlands who are hot ! lol

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock


"Why is it so difficult to find a man on here who has

A decent profile,

Photos that don't have a load of clutter in the background,

And are as bright as Brightonsteve ?

Similar dilemma for ladies OP. "

Don’t forget text speak!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It always amuses me when people whinge on how difficult it is to get meets.

Rule of thumb is if you are successful in "real life" you'll probably be successful on fab.

If you can't connect with people in the real world why do you think people should be throwing their knickers at you on here?

People still come on here expecting Intsashag and then get disappointed when it's not.

If you really do see yourself as Peter/Princess Perfect and you aren't getting meets maybe the issue is with you rather than the site?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"It always amuses me when people whinge on how difficult it is to get meets.

Rule of thumb is if you are successful in "real life" you'll probably be successful on fab.

If you can't connect with people in the real world why do you think people should be throwing their knickers at you on here?

People still come on here expecting Intsashag and then get disappointed when it's not.

If you really do see yourself as Peter/Princess Perfect and you aren't getting meets maybe the issue is with you rather than the site?"

Yep sounds about right

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse "

Er..... hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a good looking guy OP but I don’t know how you approach women. So I can’t really say why you are having problems.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"It always amuses me when people whinge on how difficult it is to get meets.

Rule of thumb is if you are successful in "real life" you'll probably be successful on fab.

If you can't connect with people in the real world why do you think people should be throwing their knickers at you on here?

People still come on here expecting Intsashag and then get disappointed when it's not.

If you really do see yourself as Peter/Princess Perfect and you aren't getting meets maybe the issue is with you rather than the site?

Yep sounds about right "
Another here who 100% agrees with this. Nothing more to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your photo your actually size or something cause I don’t see why you would have any problems?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s harder to find someone who loves dunking custard creams, hates Jaffa cakes and has a large arse "

put it this way: if you let the lady have jaffa cakes, that means more custard creams for you and she'll be getting a big arse as she has no one to share the jaffa cakes with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t live without Jaffa cakes

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