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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is one thing that you see/read on a profile that makes you think 'not interested' straight away?

Mine is lots of words wrote in capital letters, it just looks 'shouty and angry'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer "

Gusher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-ist attitudes

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Sydney University cr4p!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont bite...unless you want me to

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

420

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Also dick pics as avatars.....yukkkk!

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

'reply with this codeword in the title'

so we know you've read our profile...

ugh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone calling themselves "Professional"

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By *khot1Couple
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow

I've been here before so know how it works

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’ll possibly be crucified for saying this, but poor punctuation, grammar and spelling will put me right off. As will the use of ‘lol’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, the lack of punctuation (especially when it's a really long text...) and sentences or phrases written in capital letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been here before so know how it works "

With no meets in over a year, and that’s the only line of their profile, which has no pics

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also, if they don't have any photos and have been on the site for a long time or the pictures that date from 2013.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Will fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one this morning that read "We've been on here 6 months now and know the score"

...they'd been on here 4 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Will fill in later" "
oh yes or the "Just ask"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also, if they don't have any photos and have been on the site for a long time or the pictures that date from 2013. "

Or they dont have any pics yet they have that stupid disclaimer about using pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also, if they don't have any photos and have been on the site for a long time or the pictures that date from 2013.

Or they dont have any pics yet they have that stupid disclaimer about using pics "

yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost everything mentioned thus far.

I'm a fussy madam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that say they are a newbie yet have been here over a year...

Update it ffs

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"also, if they don't have any photos and have been on the site for a long time or the pictures that date from 2013.

Or they dont have any pics yet they have that stupid disclaimer about using pics "

Or they have pics and that stupid disclaimer about using pics

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By *urve BallWoman
over a year ago

North London


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile. "

My feelings exactly

In addition, people mentioning that they are "into hygiene, always shower before meets, smell nice and expect the same from people they meet".

I mean if a person doesn't look after their hygiene on a regular day to day basis anyway, what makes you think that they'll all of a sudden see the light after reading your profile?! If anything, it makes me really tempted to arrange a meet with them after spending a day in a stable cleaning up after horses (that I would especially take up for the day, in order to ensure maximum B.O.) and NOT showering after!

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By *khot1Couple
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow

Profiles that state... Capture my mind, intrigue us, make us want to talk to you... Then they send messages no longer than a 4 word sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile.

My feelings exactly

In addition, people mentioning that they are "into hygiene, always shower before meets, smell nice and expect the same from people they meet".

I mean if a person doesn't look after their hygiene on a regular day to day basis anyway, what makes you think that they'll all of a sudden see the light after reading your profile?! If anything, it makes me really tempted to arrange a meet with them after spending a day in a stable cleaning up after horses (that I would especially take up for the day, in order to ensure maximum B.O.) and NOT showering after! "

I read a profile that stated that hygiene was the key to amazing sex

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ladies who demand face pics but don't have any themselves.

One giant write up with no full stops or commas.

420

"I know it's a sex site...." Blah blah blah. It's not and you shouldn't be here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that state... Capture my mind, intrigue us, make us want to talk to you... Then they send messages no longer than a 4 word sentence "

Yep thats me all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"must have a face photo", when they don't even have one to send.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly

Those moaning about/bad mouthing women who don't reply

Announcing via status that they're leaving the site every other week

Dick pics taken on the toilet

Various bareback fucking pics

Dirty fingernails or chipped polish on ladies

Scruffy backgrounds in pics

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Negativity

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Profiles that say 'Try me, Mmmmmmmm' I bloody hate that!!

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By *eejay111111Man
over a year ago

london

Sombody who's boring

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

420 meets and the ones that have a list as long as your arm that you must check off before messaging them and demand that YOU MUST accomodate. Im strong believer of dont expect others to do what your not prepared todo yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Negativity"
Yeah - when an entire profile lists all the things they don't want.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

People who describe themselves as hot and say they will only meet people of equal hotness. They may well be good looking but that comes across as vain and full of themselves.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Oh and another i really really hate is F#cking snapchat filters.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

So many things....

But the instant yak for me is close up cock pics, especially if I can see cum or messy pubes.

I can get away fast enough.

Stick a loo in the background and I throw up in my mouth.

Why? Just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says they won't meet bi guys -- even as a straight guy this annoys me as prejudiced shite; because what someone does when they're not with you shouldn't make any difference.

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By *onforming_deviantWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I dont bite...unless you want me to "

This... and as people have already said ... 'been here before and know how it works'... so come.on then how does this work... is every human being on this site the same??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have their age range from 18-99, I'm mean, REALLY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who have their age range from 18-99, I'm mean, REALLY!!

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Well you havent lived till you fucked a war relic,

But I guess its generally a couple month old profile with...fill in l8R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer "
yep same here also repeat cummer. Why do men think we should be impressed by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm adjusting my profile little by little haha, I know this is all personal opinion but I didn't know i was providing such a poor 1st impression of myself haha.

My biggest turn off would be "420 friendly"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"What is one thing that you see/read on a profile that makes you think 'not interested' straight away?

Mine is lots of words wrote in capital letters, it just looks 'shouty and angry'."

It's ment to be . We all have reasons why we word or right our profiles in a particular way. Mine are people don't have much written but then act like you're ment to know them or where they're coming from. Do i look like Darren bloody brown

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Heavy cummer yep same here also repeat cummer. Why do men think we should be impressed by it."

Because so many are. So they're just casting a wide net.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"People who have their age range from 18-99, I'm mean, REALLY!!

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Why does that annoy you?. Some people and their preferences ay. Cheek of them

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I've been here before so know how it works

With no meets in over a year, and that’s the only line of their profile, which has no pics "

This ^^^^^^.

Nothing wrong with stating you've been here before. Its another way of saying i won't be taken for fool,but in a nice way no?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile. "

Preach sister

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"also, if they don't have any photos and have been on the site for a long time or the pictures that date from 2013. "

What's wrong with photos from a while ago?. Maybe they don't take pictures for the sake of it. Maybe they hardly tidy up so refrain from taking pictures in a messy home and then posting said pictures with mess in the background. Ewwwww

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile.

My feelings exactly

In addition, people mentioning that they are "into hygiene, always shower before meets, smell nice and expect the same from people they meet".

I mean if a person doesn't look after their hygiene on a regular day to day basis anyway, what makes you think that they'll all of a sudden see the light after reading your profile?! If anything, it makes me really tempted to arrange a meet with them after spending a day in a stable cleaning up after horses (that I would especially take up for the day, in order to ensure maximum B.O.) and NOT showering after! "

Because it will make said person less likely to meet them and hence they don't get smelly people trying to meet them. Thought that would be common sense

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Oh and another i really really hate is F#cking snapchat filters. "

I'm with you there 100% mate. Who do ladies and a few men think you're fooling. That is my pet hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate or won't meet smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry profiles or status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes just remembered a few more:

- Snapchat filters

- bushy cock

- men with the "looking to meet anything anywhere". Anything?? Doesn't sound desperate at all...

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By *ooncat123Woman
over a year ago

Sutton


"I’ll possibly be crucified for saying this, but poor punctuation, grammar and spelling will put me right off. As will the use of ‘lol’."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that state... Capture my mind, intrigue us, make us want to talk to you... Then they send messages no longer than a 4 word sentence "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 4 sex verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile.

My feelings exactly

In addition, people mentioning that they are "into hygiene, always shower before meets, smell nice and expect the same from people they meet".

I mean if a person doesn't look after their hygiene on a regular day to day basis anyway, what makes you think that they'll all of a sudden see the light after reading your profile?! If anything, it makes me really tempted to arrange a meet with them after spending a day in a stable cleaning up after horses (that I would especially take up for the day, in order to ensure maximum B.O.) and NOT showering after!

Because it will make said person less likely to meet them and hence they don't get smelly people trying to meet them. Thought that would be common sense "

This thread is about what annoys ppl about profiles..

I dont think you need to justify it unless its on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll possibly be crucified for saying this, but poor punctuation, grammar and spelling will put me right off. As will the use of ‘lol’."

What If there name is Lol?

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being called hun /babe/sexy/and then being told what they are going to do to you without even say hi or finding out what your looking for

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Loads of things, including minutiae such as spelling mistakes, bad grammar as well as things like open arseholes, dirty backgrounds, poor photos in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality rather than quantity"

"Fun guy looking for fun"

"Hehe"

SHOUTY CAPITALS!

"Just ask"

I think the worst one is "Hehe"

it's an instant turn off for me a grown man saying "Hehe"

Just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile with blurred pics.

When every single pictures they have, look like if they have been taken with 10pixels camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading thru this I think I should scrap my profile and start all over again

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Close up stretched pussy pics. Revolting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pics seem to put most off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

action pics instant turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Quality rather than quantity"

"Fun guy looking for fun"

"Hehe"

SHOUTY CAPITALS!

"Just ask"

I think the worst one is "Hehe"

it's an instant turn off for me a grown man saying "Hehe"

Just no!

"

That's the last 5 or 6 messages I sent you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty statuses

Cock/Fanny profile pics

420

Sydney university

Photos that are so zoomed in they tell you nothing

Profile contradicting what they are telling you in a message

Too short

Verifications all from super skinny model types

Verifications all from people that you wouldn't go near with a barge pole

More photos of others than themself

Heavy cummer/ gusher

Here because they want to complete husbands fantasies/ give hubby a birthday treat

I think maybe I'm a fussy bitch

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Text speak.

Overly long profiles.

A long list of demands.

Cannot acommodate and cannot travel

Including 'Men' but 'Not looking for single guys'

A statement saying that they won't ever send face pics.

Pretty much everything that has already been said.

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

A messy room in the background of photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Will fill in later" oh yes or the "Just ask""

Both of these, also "work hard play hard" ugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with a checklist of who shouldn't contact them and comes across as an arrogant ass hole.

Just move straight along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics taken while sitting on the toilet .... errrrr yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pictures is the worst.

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Non-specific locations, e.g near you, in a house on a hill, somewhere only we know etc

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

No Safesex listed yet everything else is!

Nothing about them only poor grammer.

No male pics just fem.

Pics just genitalia, worse if cum on, feel sick with open mouth with cum dripping out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no pic no reply" - of course most of them not have face pic in the profile lol

"can't answer for all messages" - thank you that you find the time to open my message lol.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

420

That stuff stinks, couldn't meet anyone with that smell wofting around, instant turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""must have a face photo", when they don't even have one to send. "

Spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone says they won't meet bi guys -- even as a straight guy this annoys me as prejudiced shite; because what someone does when they're not with you shouldn't make any difference."

This always gets me too . I ( Mrs) am fully bi but more than happy to meet straight ladies ...just as my hubby is totally straight but doesn't bother him with bi guys in a couple as long as they know not to try anything or cross any boundaries . Always makes me laugh when I see no bi guys on profiles yet as a couple with a bi lady they have met other straight ladies in couples .

I hate demanding profiles with lists of dislikes and nothing much else to read . Xx

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profile.

Male half playing alone with permission while female half takes a break from the scene.

Single profile.

I can involve my bi fem FB if required.

Even though she's nowhere to be seen on either the profile or the pictures.

Anyone mentioning "lemo" or "getting on it" or any other drug references.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Cum shots of any kind.

Full naked body shot of female with just the eyes blacked out but only the cock visible...on a single man's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE MEN!"

Block them you idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics taken while sitting on the toilet .... errrrr yuk "

He's trying to show you he's a clever boy! Can take a pic AND go for a shite at the same time. Whatta catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics taken while sitting on the toilet .... errrrr yuk

He's trying to show you he's a clever boy! Can take a pic AND go for a shite at the same time. Whatta catch "

It's when the log is bigger than their knob that's most off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""NO SINGLE MEN!"

Block them you idiots. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics taken while sitting on the toilet .... errrrr yuk

He's trying to show you he's a clever boy! Can take a pic AND go for a shite at the same time. Whatta catch

It's when the log is bigger than their knob that's most off putting "

Hahaha

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Open stretched shots not really something that we like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics taken while sitting on the toilet .... errrrr yuk

He's trying to show you he's a clever boy! Can take a pic AND go for a shite at the same time. Whatta catch

It's when the log is bigger than their knob that's most off putting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.420 friendly

.Knobshots

.Pics with random stuff shoved up them

.Looks and age not important

.i won't bite unless you ask me to

.the list is endless!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“No fat or ugly people”

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

Text speak! Don't mind bad English so much as not everybody has benefited from a half decent education but text speak is just lazy!

The word "MUCK" on a profile to describe sperm! Only seen it once but that was enough, blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".420 friendly

.Knobshots

.Pics with random stuff shoved up them

.Looks and age not important

.i won't bite unless you ask me to

.the list is endless!

"

Yeah. Forgot about the random objects. A lot of fannies out there seem to be like a magician's hat.

Christ knows what you might pull out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White men only

Not into BBC

Instant block

Totally off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional good looking couple looking for similar professional good looking couples."

My God how off putting and pretentious is that.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not looking for single men

Guys, if we want you we will find you

No single guys

Detect a theme at all?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile.

My feelings exactly

In addition, people mentioning that they are "into hygiene, always shower before meets, smell nice and expect the same from people they meet".

I mean if a person doesn't look after their hygiene on a regular day to day basis anyway, what makes you think that they'll all of a sudden see the light after reading your profile?! If anything, it makes me really tempted to arrange a meet with them after spending a day in a stable cleaning up after horses (that I would especially take up for the day, in order to ensure maximum B.O.) and NOT showering after! "

Mucking horses out doesn't give you BO, it just leaves your boots smelling of horses sometimes.

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By *esjMan
over a year ago

salford

What better thread to ask a question sorry OP

But i want to find out how i can improve my profile would someone kindly have a look and suggest anything to improve it

Thanks

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nothing but a bunch of cock shots on a profile. A man's body and his personality are what attracts me, only when I find those attractive do I want to see his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing but a bunch of cock shots on a profile. A man's body and his personality are what attracts me, only when I find those attractive do I want to see his cock. "

This! Why don’t some men understand this? They’ll send about 10 dick pics to you, then moan ‘but you’re here for sex’. And? If I wanted just a random cock, I’d probably have more fun just using my toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile name along the lines of "cumbucketslagwhorecockchompingslutwife"

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Women who message and only send face pictures. I'm going to be fucking your fanny and bumhole as well as your face, so show me them all!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Straight guys who want to meet/verified by guys, tvs. I don't have a problem with that but I do roll my eyes because they haven't got a big enough pair of balls to put it on their profile.

My feelings exactly

In addition, people mentioning that they are "into hygiene, always shower before meets, smell nice and expect the same from people they meet".

I mean if a person doesn't look after their hygiene on a regular day to day basis anyway, what makes you think that they'll all of a sudden see the light after reading your profile?! If anything, it makes me really tempted to arrange a meet with them after spending a day in a stable cleaning up after horses (that I would especially take up for the day, in order to ensure maximum B.O.) and NOT showering after!

Because it will make said person less likely to meet them and hence they don't get smelly people trying to meet them. Thought that would be common sense

This thread is about what annoys ppl about profiles..

I dont think you need to justify it unless its on your profile "

It's my opinion on the thread. I don't need to justify it to anyone because what i do has no rellivance upon this thread

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine.

(genuine what, ffs?!)

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"White men only

Not into BBC

Instant block

Totally off putting "

Preferences ay . Cheek of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuine.

(genuine what, ffs?!) "

They aren’t a robot, a flamingo, an elephant or anything else, they’re genuinely a man, with a man’s penis, and they will prove it to you

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Too many time wasters/dreamers

(Been on 3 days)

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

420, Sydney University crap, lots of spelling mistakes (though I often give slack on the assumption they might be dyslexic), shouting or empty profiles, photos showing filthy living accommodation.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Genuine.

(genuine what, ffs?!)

They aren’t a robot, a flamingo, an elephant or anything else, they’re genuinely a man, with a man’s penis, and they will prove it to you "

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Nothing but a bunch of cock shots on a profile. A man's body and his personality are what attracts me, only when I find those attractive do I want to see his cock.

This! Why don’t some men understand this? They’ll send about 10 dick pics to you, then moan ‘but you’re here for sex’. And? If I wanted just a random cock, I’d probably have more fun just using my toys "

It's as if most guys here don't understand that ladies are usually more interested in what's attached to the dick. As a man, I do realise that I am more than a penis. And why send 7 shots that all look the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing but a bunch of cock shots on a profile. A man's body and his personality are what attracts me, only when I find those attractive do I want to see his cock.

This! Why don’t some men understand this? They’ll send about 10 dick pics to you, then moan ‘but you’re here for sex’. And? If I wanted just a random cock, I’d probably have more fun just using my toys

It's as if most guys here don't understand that ladies are usually more interested in what's attached to the dick. As a man, I do realise that I am more than a penis. And why send 7 shots that all look the same?"

Above a toilet seat, and tell me ‘would love to make u cho** on this’

First of all hun I don’t have a gag reflex, only thing I’m choking on is the vomit by looking at your wee willy winky, covered in cum over a shitty toilet seat!!!

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

Photos taken in the bathroom with the toilet seat left up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone calling themselves "Professional" "

I find that the people who write this in their profile have often misspelled it.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

Anyone mentioning "lemo" or "getting on it" or any other drug references. "

Got to ask

What's 'lemo'?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Nothing but a bunch of cock shots on a profile. A man's body and his personality are what attracts me, only when I find those attractive do I want to see his cock.

This! Why don’t some men understand this? They’ll send about 10 dick pics to you, then moan ‘but you’re here for sex’. And? If I wanted just a random cock, I’d probably have more fun just using my toys

It's as if most guys here don't understand that ladies are usually more interested in what's attached to the dick. As a man, I do realise that I am more than a penis. And why send 7 shots that all look the same?"

Actually, some guys send pics that all look different from the same profile.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Nothing but a bunch of cock shots on a profile. A man's body and his personality are what attracts me, only when I find those attractive do I want to see his cock.

This! Why don’t some men understand this? They’ll send about 10 dick pics to you, then moan ‘but you’re here for sex’. And? If I wanted just a random cock, I’d probably have more fun just using my toys

It's as if most guys here don't understand that ladies are usually more interested in what's attached to the dick. As a man, I do realise that I am more than a penis. And why send 7 shots that all look the same?

Actually, some guys send pics that all look different from the same profile. "

Some guys are so convinced of the power of the cock that they have pics of other people's on their profile lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read my own profile and get put off never mind other peoples haha

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


".420 friendly

.Knobshots

.Pics with random stuff shoved up them

.Looks and age not important

.i won't bite unless you ask me to

.the list is endless!

Yeah. Forgot about the random objects. A lot of fannies out there seem to be like a magician's hat.

Christ knows what you might pull out of it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me lack of fill stops. Find it hard to read. Guys who will fuck anyone from 18 to 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who will fuck anyone from 18 to 99 "
That's just accepted internet way of saying age doesn't matter.

It means that, if you set your upper limit to 50, and a particularly hot 52 year old sees your profile, you don't want to put them off by an arbitrary number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is one thing that you see/read on a profile that makes you think 'not interested' straight away?

Mine is lots of words wrote in capital letters, it just looks 'shouty and angry'.

It's ment to be . We all have reasons why we word or right our profiles in a particular way. Mine are people don't have much written but then act like you're ment to know them or where they're coming from. Do i look like Darren bloody brown "

*meant

*write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty profiles. Even more so the ones that end 'I'm lovely really!' or the like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't want to shag the whole site" = Picky

"Picky" = after masses of messaging they will say no because they have been on the site 4 years and never had a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that say "no shaven heads", "no beards" and "slim only"

Pretty much blows me right out of the water

D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it looks like i'll never get laid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me lack of fill stops. Find it hard to read. Guys who will fuck anyone from 18 to 99 "

Fill stops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg I'm laughing here because I've realised I have so many 'pet hates' about profiles as I agree with just about all of you. Jeez I must be a really fussy mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother nature's arrived.

Its personal right . Keep it to yourself please as there's nothing sexy about it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Angry profiles or status

"

Agreed. It seems like some profiles are straight away on the defensive or rant on too much. We all know folks like that I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being called hun /babe/sexy/and then being told what they are going to do to you without even say hi or finding out what your looking for "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who have their age range from 18-99, I'm mean, REALLY!!

Why does that annoy you?. Some people and their preferences ay. Cheek of them "

Why are you bothered that it annoys me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floppy cock pics. No one wants a floppy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any that insist on sticking to an age limit! - we're not all geriatric unfit beer bellied dirty old gits! - you're missing out on experience and appreciation of the finer things in life!

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By *ubmegentlyMan
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Batterd virginas as profile pic makes u think how many cocks has this lady had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the above and “looking for like minded people” yet they give no explanation of what they are looking for so how would you know if you’re like minded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not strictly the profile but I hate it when people start their sentence in the message title!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is one thing that you see/read on a profile that makes you think 'not interested' straight away?

Mine is lots of words wrote in capital letters, it just looks 'shouty and angry'."

Folk who just say 'hi. You want to meet' With no photos and nothing written on their profile. I just think if they aren't putting in any effort I'm not.

Also folk who use the following words 'spunk, fanny, shitter, pump and babe.' these words make me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer "

I’ve never got the appeal with that.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Lots mentioned already put me off. But the angry, entitled statuses (you know the ones - all women on here are up themselves and won't talk to me, this site is full of wankers etc.) make me hit the back button immediately - or the ones written to appeal to one specific person, especially when it's obvious they're doing it to try and get noticed through filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blurred pics and those with sunglasses. If I send a nice clear pic and I get a sunglasses one back I’d just block

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

Has anybody mentioned snapchat filter pics !!

They’re so not funny they’re ridiculous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who will fuck anyone from 18 to 99 That's just accepted internet way of saying age doesn't matter.

It means that, if you set your upper limit to 50, and a particularly hot 52 year old sees your profile, you don't want to put them off by an arbitrary number.

"

So what is an 99 yr old mails

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By *r_Darcy40Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

I hate the WORD STUNNING esp in chat rooms to only tits arse and pussy. ON profiles not too bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is an 99 yr old mails "
Well, if they're stupidly hot it'd be wrong not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anybody mentioned snapchat filter pics !!

They’re so not funny they’re ridiculous x"

Agreed

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I have to pick ONE thing?

Which of my pet hates to chose from

I think it would have to be multiple photos of the person 'in the act' a different partner in every pic, and especially they're bareback

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Profiles stating in capitals that they aren't looking for single guys. Yet single guys can't message them anyway as they have blocked all single guys

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By *onelfMan
over a year ago

Saltash


"

Announcing via status that they're leaving the site every other week

Scruffy backgrounds in pics

"

These 2.

I always check the background first. You see such a wide array of child's toys normally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Put this as a heading for your message.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

420 friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of verifications,

brash pics,

420 friendly,

smoker,

Shouty descriptions

Love arty pics not giving a great deal away & love politeness, ive had breif chats via messages with acouple of women on here both seem fabulous, 1 in particular has caught my eye and her profile is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Batterd virginas as profile pic makes u think how many cocks has this lady had "

^^ (shish kebab)(no salad)^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak or any cliche quote like "I don't bite, unless you want me to"

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

All of the above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Announcing via status that they're leaving the site every other week

Scruffy backgrounds in pics

These 2.

I always check the background first. You see such a wide array of child's toys normally. "

My bath pics had bath toys in them

.They were my toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420 friendly"

What is 420?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420 friendly

What is 420? "

Message me I will tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420 friendly

What is 420?

Message me I will tell you "

No just tell me here or is it a secret lol

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not me but my partner HATES fake Dom's.

Those guys who have watched 50 shades and believe it's all about hitting women. No guys, that's abuse.

If you really want to dominate someone, start with their mind!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Batterd virginas as profile pic makes u think how many cocks has this lady had "

Does it matter how many cocks she has had?

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek


"420 friendly

What is 420?

Message me I will tell you

No just tell me here or is it a secret lol "

I think it’s about or sniff

Definitely drug related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420 friendly

What is 420?

Message me I will tell you

No just tell me here or is it a secret lol

I think it’s about or sniff

Definitely drug related "

She was abt to message me dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you really want to dominate someone, start with their mind!"
I dunno, I kinda think it helps to carry a stick

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek


"420 friendly

What is 420?

Message me I will tell you

No just tell me here or is it a secret lol

I think it’s about or sniff

Definitely drug related

She was abt to message me dude "

Are you that desperate for messages?

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420 friendly

What is 420?

Message me I will tell you

No just tell me here or is it a secret lol

I think it’s about or sniff

Definitely drug related

She was abt to message me dude

Are you that desperate for messages?

Ffs "

I wasn't lol

So it's code for there drugys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it matter how many cocks she has had? "
It does if you've got a fetish for women who've had lots of cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420 friendly

What is 420?

Message me I will tell you

No just tell me here or is it a secret lol

I think it’s about or sniff

Definitely drug related

She was abt to message me dude

Are you that desperate for messages?

Ffs

I wasn't lol

So it's code for there drugys "

420 = w e e d.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

all of the above!

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