FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants to marry me?

By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a cat ?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Do you have a cat ? "

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What can you offer as a dowry

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Do you have a cat ? "

Not yet

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"What can you offer as a dowry"

An old copy of razzle i found in the bushes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you offer as a dowry

An old copy of razzle i found in the bushes?

Really? does 'hedgerow porn' still exist? I thought the council had stopped that service?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you minted?on way if you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t we just love and live in sin? Why spoil a fantastic arrangement with marriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely consider it if you lived a bit closer. I'd have to ask my husband if it was OK with him x

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Are you minted?on way if you are

No , im no millionaire .....and i wouldn't tell you if i was

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I'd definitely consider it if you lived a bit closer. I'd have to ask my husband if it was OK with him x"

Ha Ha , if i was him i think i would have a problem with that !

He is a lucky guy

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Can’t we just love and live in sin? Why spoil a fantastic arrangement with marriage?"

Living in sin could work , with the right person .

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Let's do it.

Just let me get a pen for the pre nup x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd definitely consider it if you lived a bit closer. I'd have to ask my husband if it was OK with him x

Ha Ha , if i was him i think i would have a problem with that !

He is a lucky guy

Awww gosh

Shame you're so far away. I could certainly keep you occupied until you find her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I'd consider shagging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you any good at housework? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fuck you, but marriage is out of the question I'm afraid...that would make me a bigamist!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you minted?on way if you are

No , im no millionaire .....and i wouldn't tell you if i was

Better stick with me hubby so

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah go on then I still have my old wedding frock somewhere.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Lets not spend all that money on a wedding when we can spend it on ‘other things’.

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I'd definitely consider it if you lived a bit closer. I'd have to ask my husband if it was OK with him x

Ha Ha , if i was him i think i would have a problem with that !

He is a lucky guy

Awww gosh

Shame you're so far away. I could certainly keep you occupied until you find her x"

Well if im ever in leeds......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seen as hubby keeps trying to give me away

Do you....

Cook

Clean

Shop???

Most importantly are you good at sharing?

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Yeah go on then I still have my old wedding frock somewhere."

If only you weren't a million miles away ....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a cat ?

Not yet

Awk that's a deal breaker for me

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Lets not spend all that money on a wedding when we can spend it on ‘other things’."

What shall we spend it on ?

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Well seen as hubby keeps trying to give me away

Do you....

Cook

Clean

Shop???

Most importantly are you good at sharing?

Cooking im good at , and sharing but not shopping or cleaning x

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Do you have a cat ?

Not yet

Awk that's a deal breaker for me

We can always get one togetheeeeeeer

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By *lwayshorny2009Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Well I do like the Southampton accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well seen as hubby keeps trying to give me away

Do you....

Cook

Clean

Shop???

Most importantly are you good at sharing?

Cooking im good at , and sharing but not shopping or cleaning x"

Perfect cos I love to clean and shopping we can do online (be far too busy to actually go out and do any hehe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a cat ?

Not yet

Awk that's a deal breaker for me

We can always get one togetheeeeeeer

My dog would eat your cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a cat ?

Not yet

Awk that's a deal breaker for me

We can always get one togetheeeeeeer

I'll give you our two as a wedding gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to get married as i don't want to share half of what i have lol selfish i know

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Well seen as hubby keeps trying to give me away

Do you....

Cook

Clean

Shop???

Most importantly are you good at sharing?

Cooking im good at , and sharing but not shopping or cleaning x

Perfect cos I love to clean and shopping we can do online (be far too busy to actually go out and do any hehe)

Perfect!

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I don't want to get married as i don't want to share half of what i have lol selfish i know

PRENUP !

To be fair ......the strapon scares me a little anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do

Aww that seemed so easy. If only the real world was so easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’ll marry you.... well, GoodKitty will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When does the bidding start lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to get married as i don't want to share half of what i have lol selfish i know

PRENUP !

To be fair ......the strapon scares me a little anyway

We're definitely not a match then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Nah! It's just the adverts that you got wrong.

Next time you could try this.

Man deaf in left ear would like to meet woman deaf in right ear with a view to stereo.

Or maybe this.

Claudia Shiffer lookalike wanted. Must be able to give top class blow jobs, cook, clean, iron, dig bait, and own a boat.

Please send photo........

Of Boat.

Worked every time for me.

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Hey , im not a piece of meat!

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Nah! It's just the adverts that you got wrong.

Next time you could try this.

Man deaf in left ear would like to meet woman deaf in right ear with a view to stereo.

Or maybe this.

Claudia Shiffer lookalike wanted. Must be able to give top class blow jobs, cook, clean, iron, dig bait, and own a boat.

Please send photo........

Of Boat.

Worked every time for me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m free next weekend OP if you want to book a ceremony somewhere. Could be a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1 "

£1.25

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Oooooooo ..... distance is our enemy

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1 "

You are the winner !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25"

£1.65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65"

I’m out

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65"

Keep bidding

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

I get the feeling my op is not being taken seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Haha....now happy to be a piece of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd definitely consider it if you lived a bit closer. I'd have to ask my husband if it was OK with him x

Ha Ha , if i was him i think i would have a problem with that !

He is a lucky guy

Awww gosh

Shame you're so far away. I could certainly keep you occupied until you find her x"
if he won't, I will xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Cheeky bugger I thought I was the winner. Well I've spent the pound on some chewing gum now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will we have sex 2 times a day?

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Haha....now happy to be a piece of meat

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Cheeky bugger I thought I was the winner. Well I've spent the pound on some chewing gum now."

Your profile is hidden , i cant see who is bidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will if you don't mind living on Bolognese and soup. They are the only things I can cook well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Cheeky bugger I thought I was the winner. Well I've spent the pound on some chewing gum now.

Your profile is hidden , i cant see who is bidding

I'm offering healthy eating.

See, I care already

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

Well im not really sure why , but since posting this i have had two offers of blowjobs to my inbox ........from men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we have sex 2 times a day? "

I'll raise to twice and a bed time blow job

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Cheeky bugger I thought I was the winner. Well I've spent the pound on some chewing gum now.

Your profile is hidden , i cant see who is bidding

I'm offering healthy eating.

See, I care already

I love bolognese but i used to be a chef so im very fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im not really sure why , but since posting this i have had two offers of blowjobs to my inbox ........from men!"

I give better blow jobs than any man!

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Will we have sex 2 times a day?

I'll raise to twice and a bed time blow job

Screw the bolognese , you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65

Keep bidding

Cheeky bugger I thought I was the winner. Well I've spent the pound on some chewing gum now.

Your profile is hidden , i cant see who is bidding

I'm offering healthy eating.

See, I care already

I love bolognese but i used to be a chef so im very fussy

I only use fresh ingredients. None of that Dolmio nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we have sex 2 times a day?

I'll raise to twice and a bed time blow job

Screw the bolognese , you win

You can cook, I'll wash up

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By *ooncat123Woman
over a year ago

Sutton

I'll marry you. The pre-marriage contract must include regular cake and at least 1 orgy a month...

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I'll marry you. The pre-marriage contract must include regular cake and at least 1 orgy a month..."

Cake goes without saying , whats your favourite?

more than one orgy surely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we have sex 2 times a day?

I'll raise to twice and a bed time blow job

I will raise that with a morning bj and will swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free on Thursday till 11.30am.

So just let me know where and I'll be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im not really sure why , but since posting this i have had two offers of blowjobs to my inbox ........from men!"

Don’t cross to the dark side - be the beacon of straight straight

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I'm free on Thursday till 11.30am.

So just let me know where and I'll be there.

Will keep you posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pay £150

...if I win you have to do my ironing in the buff

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By *ooncat123Woman
over a year ago

Sutton

"I'll marry you. The pre-marriage contract must include regular cake and at least 1 orgy a month...

Cake goes without saying , whats your favourite?

more than one orgy surely x"

I like all cake. I did say minimum 1 orgy. That's totally negotiable!

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By *TheBoneMan
over a year ago

Bury, Lancashire

surprised nobody has asked, do you have a premiership football club

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I'd pay £150

...if I win you have to do my ironing in the buff"

For ironing it would have to be at least 1 million pounds .

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"surprised nobody has asked, do you have a premiership football club"

I’m not a football man so I may be missing the connection .....?

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry looks like you don't have to do ironing...dobby is a free elf.

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

Hmmmm I must say , I was hoping for a more serious response , this site is full of filthy sex perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm I must say , I was hoping for a more serious response , this site is full of filthy sex perverts

I responded seriously (at first)

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Someone already stole my idea Of being publically humiliated in the media after daring to have their do at the swingers club.... don’t see the point in bothering now.

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Hmmmm I must say , I was hoping for a more serious response , this site is full of filthy sex perverts

I responded seriously (at first)

Someone needs to build a site for filthy buggers looking for a long term partner / Hotwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd I wasn't already married I'd jump on that offer

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Someone already stole my idea Of being publically humiliated in the media after daring to have their do at the swingers club.... don’t see the point in bothering now. "

Maybe we could brainstorm something better

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I'd I wasn't already married I'd jump on that offer

Dammit , all the good ones are married , I’m left on the shelf

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Someone already stole my idea Of being publically humiliated in the media after daring to have their do at the swingers club.... don’t see the point in bothering now.

Maybe we could brainstorm something better

It’ll have to be a Guinness record breaker of some sort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm I must say , I was hoping for a more serious response , this site is full of filthy sex perverts

I responded seriously (at first)

Someone needs to build a site for filthy buggers looking for a long term partner / Hotwife

I totally agree. It’s been suggested before that Fab adds a ‘looking to date’ option on profiles which is searchable.... but I don’t think it’ll happen

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Can we have a social first ? I don't fancy meeting you at the Registry Office

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Oooh helllooo

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Are you prepared to relocate and give my oven a good clean?

You look hot OP

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Someone already stole my idea Of being publically humiliated in the media after daring to have their do at the swingers club.... don’t see the point in bothering now.

Maybe we could brainstorm something better

It’ll have to be a Guinness record breaker of some sort"

We can do it , positive thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just be a bridesmaid? Everyone always tries to fuck them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Can I just be a bridesmaid? Everyone always tries to fuck them

You've got a good point there!! Never been a bridesmaid

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Are you prepared to relocate and give my oven a good clean?

You look hot OP

Thank you , so do you.......amazing arse too

How about you relocate and we get a man in to clean the oven on a regular basis ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

If I did, would you buy me a nice pony?

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Can I just be a bridesmaid? Everyone always tries to fuck them

Would ot be wrong wrong to fuck a bridesmaid at my own wedding?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"When does the bidding start lol

Starts at 99p

£1

£1.25

£1.65"

£5.00!!

It will be a Scottish note though, and you'll have to move to the Highlands and prepare to disappear for 100 years.

I do hope I win, I've always wanted a cook...I mean a husband

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"If I did, would you buy me a nice pony?

Maybe

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If I did, would you buy me a nice pony?

Maybe

Well then maybe I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be a bridesmaid? Everyone always tries to fuck them

You've got a good point there!! Never been a bridesmaid

More the merrier......we could have a riot! Just need to find a bride!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Are you prepared to relocate and give my oven a good clean?

You look hot OP

Thank you , so do you.......amazing arse too

How about you relocate and we get a man in to clean the oven on a regular basis ? "

That's a good idea. So long as he's as good looking as you *swoooooooooon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as you agree to put the bins out, I’d say yes

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Are you prepared to relocate and give my oven a good clean?

You look hot OP

Thank you , so do you.......amazing arse too

How about you relocate and we get a man in to clean the oven on a regular basis ?

That's a good idea. So long as he's as good looking as you *swoooooooooon*

Aww your making me blush ! X

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Does that mean that the other half of your job is indecent?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Yeah why not ...give me a shout when to book the Church!

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Does that mean that the other half of your job is indecent?!

Some parts of my job are very indecent , but not in a good way unfortunately !

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Yeah why not ...give me a shout when to book the Church!

Next Tuesday ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Yeah why not ...give me a shout when to book the Church!

Next Tuesday ? "

Dam..make it the Wednesday and it's a deal

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

Shameless bump!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Im free in May any Saturday will be fine

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Who won the bidding in the end?

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Im free in May any Saturday will be fine

"
.

Ok pick one

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Who won the bidding in the end?"

Nobody yet, bidding still open

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Im free in May any Saturday will be fine

Ok pick one

26th

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Who won the bidding in the end?

Nobody yet, bidding still open

You do know if you had been an ugly bugger this thread would have bombed. Good job you're not.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I’ll bid £2.00, but it can’t be a church wedding ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

If you'll 'have' me I wouldn't say no

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Who won the bidding in the end?

Nobody yet, bidding still open

You do know if you had been an ugly bugger this thread would have bombed. Good job you're not."

Awww thank you

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

If you'll 'have' me I wouldn't say no

I will have you

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Who won the bidding in the end?

Nobody yet, bidding still open

You do know if you had been an ugly bugger this thread would have bombed. Good job you're not."

Not bad yourself

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By *luehunterWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near by

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Do I get a pretty ring? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Engagement ring from Tiffany's please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd marry you NVC XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

"
I would but you live too far & my lil dog would be jealous

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

I would but you live too far & my lil dog would be jealous

Move closer , the dog will grow to love me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Do you have a cat ?

Not yet

Awk that's a deal breaker for me

We can always get one togetheeeeeeer

Then that’s a deal breaker for me!

I’m allergic to cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a cat ?

Not yet

Awk that's a deal breaker for me

We can always get one togetheeeeeeer

Then that’s a deal breaker for me!

I’m allergic to cats!

I'll marry you! I'm not allergic to pussy x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

To be honest I'd prefer to marry your older brother - can you put him in touch ya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My older brother??

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Can I just be a bridesmaid? Everyone always tries to fuck them

Would ot be wrong wrong to fuck a bridesmaid at my own wedding?

Ha plenty of men have done it. I drive a taxi and did weddings in my Mercedes. The wedding horror stories I cd tell u !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/04/18 01:22:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll marry you. I’m local too so no relocating needed

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yes, I will x

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Yes, I will x "

Bit too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

I said drink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

He cannot be too picky as he doesn't appreciate Tiffany's

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

He cannot be too picky as he doesn't appreciate Tiffany's

Ha ha , being picky is not about jewellery for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

He cannot be too picky as he doesn't appreciate Tiffany's

Ha ha , being picky is not about jewellery for me ."

i know, it was me *pout*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that been there done it still getting over it ha

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"What can you offer as a dowry

An old copy of razzle i found in the bushes?

Any Viz back issues?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Yes, I will x

Bit too far away

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Aww bugger! You are too far away! And I’m not moving to Southampton, you’ve got Mark Hughes now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

I said drink first

It’s ok I’ve decided I don’t want to marry you Cos I don’t want to be sleeping with other guys too like you want lol

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

I said drink first

It’s ok I’ve decided I don’t want to marry you Cos I don’t want to be sleeping with other guys too like you want lol

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"What can you offer as a dowry

An old copy of razzle i found in the bushes?

Any Viz back issues?"

Not at the moment , will keep a lookout for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

I said drink first

It’s ok I’ve decided I don’t want to marry you Cos I don’t want to be sleeping with other guys too like you want lol

OMG sharing is fantastic. But no compromise on the ring c'est la vie

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

I don't believe in marriage but I do believe in blow jobs on demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

I’m sure you’ll find someone that’s happy to do that

I said drink first

It’s ok I’ve decided I don’t want to marry you Cos I don’t want to be sleeping with other guys too like you want lol

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Now are you too picky or spoilt for choice.

Thought you would have been fixed up by now.

I am quite picky

Hey u already agreed we were getting married

I said drink first

It’s ok I’ve decided I don’t want to marry you Cos I don’t want to be sleeping with other guys too like you want lol

OMG sharing is fantastic. But no compromise on the ring c'est la vie

It is , I agree x

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Can we just live in sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allergic to marriage.

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

Already made a serious offer

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Can we just live in sin

I can live with that

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I have decided that POF/Tinder etc is a cesspit of loonies and losers

Anybody want to marry me?

Im not bad looking ,half decent job and i have a filthy mind!

Please form an orderly queue , no fighting

Can we just live in sin

I can live with that

Perfect

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

So what was the outcome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what was the outcome?

The outcome was he had plenty of offers and is planning to marry at least 4 from the thread

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Ok then... First time for everything. What's a good day for you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to offer my services despite the distance but then saw all these offers and I can't compete! Great ego boost, huh?

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

I’m late to the thread, too lazy to read back, have you been snapped up?

If you’re still on the market, I would take you out on a date. I’ve given up on shi-tinder and the like..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Reality has set in for him he's fled the scene in panic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that attention with one photo, kudos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if we can get a dog and move to the coast

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By *aynelionWoman
over a year ago

Fakenham

If only I was closer! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you wealthy and whats your life expectancy

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"So what was the outcome?

The outcome was he had plenty of offers and is planning to marry at least 4 from the thread

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Ok then... First time for everything. What's a good day for you? x"

I’m easy

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By *ingdong11 OP Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Reality has set in for him he's fled the scene in panic."

Still here, just been working

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