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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend! "How is Jessica coping? | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend! "You killed him! Did he drown or suffocate? Where will you bury him? | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend! "So sad, it's your pussy I feel sorry for. | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend!
How is Jessica coping? "I threw her out years ago! Terrible attitude to swinging - she wouldn’t share!  | |||
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"This is a sad sad day. Let us all congregate at yours to help you in this time of pain and try and work as a group to relieve you " I LOVE this! 
Already getting messages from chaps who don’t know my SOH - thinking i’m hinting that they buy me a new one! Sad really! Xx | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend!
So sad, it's your pussy I feel sorry for."Me too! Would it be considered bad parenting to raid the kids money boxes to get a new one? Surely a happy, sexually satisfied mum is in their best interests?  | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend!
You killed him! Did he drown or suffocate? Where will you bury him?"He suffocated!! I was thinking of burying him in the blue recycling bin! Of course ill tie a floral tribute to him first though! | |||
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"He sounded like a true and loyal friend! Were there any signs he was on his way out? Sticky switch, mood swings? How are the other toys taking it?" TBH he hasn’t been eating (charging) well for months! Most of the toys are fine - but his dad, Peter rabbit, isn’t very happy! I’ve had to take him out of early retirement until i have the budget for Roger Mk2!  He’s had to postpone his golfing trip! | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend!
So sad, it's your pussy I feel sorry for.
Me too! Would it be considered bad parenting to raid the kids money boxes to get a new one?
Surely a happy, sexually satisfied mum is in their best interests? "Happy mum = happy kids. Can't argue with mathematics. | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend!
So sad, it's your pussy I feel sorry for.
Me too! Would it be considered bad parenting to raid the kids money boxes to get a new one?
Surely a happy, sexually satisfied mum is in their best interests?
Happy mum = happy kids. Can't argue with mathematics."Indeed!! However, the little buggers appear to have spent all their money already! | |||
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"Remind him that a service man never retires until he is dead RIP" Oh - i did! He just made a slight buzzing noise in the back of his throat, spluttered, and died! I feel a tad guilty though! Instead of taking time out to mourn and reflect on a long, loving relationship - I frantically searched my toy bag at 00:45 to find abother toy to finish the job! I’m so ashamed! | |||
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"Remind him that a service man never retires until he is dead RIP Oh - i did! He just made a slight buzzing noise in the back of his throat, spluttered, and died! I feel a tad guilty though! Instead of taking time out to mourn and reflect on a long, loving relationship - I frantically searched my toy bag at 00:45 to find abother toy to finish the job! I’m so ashamed! "No no you need to see it differently because that’s what we need to start reporting to the Daily Fail. It was a critical moment and the show has to go on, You are mourning him now - as soon as it was the climax and you cleaned up | |||
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"I wondered what you were talking about then!" She's having a rabbit, well she was. | |||
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"I wondered what you were talking about then! She's having a rabbit, well she was." That reminds me I need batteries! | |||
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"I wondered what you were talking about then! She's having a rabbit, well she was. That reminds me I need batteries!" I'm always happy to help you. | |||
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"Did your rabbit die of mingematosis?" That one made me giggle out loud!!
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"Rip and may I introduce you to Wanda Wand  "Oh thanks - but i have Lela the lelo wand already! She’s too powerful though - a but like introducing a black&decker strimmer to your clit!  | |||
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"It’s almost as it Lovehoney knew because they are offering discounted ones today according to the lovely Bonny. " Oooooh - ill take a look! May not have the same modrl though as Rojer was born in Anne Summers land! Xx | |||
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I hope he’s not going to be buried at sea, as sad as it is and he was obviously well loved...
it would be so distressing for you to be watching a environmental/nature programme in a few years, and see sir David Attenborough unlodging him from some poor turtles bum! | |||
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"RIP Roger
I hope he’s not going to be buried at sea, as sad as it is and he was obviously well loved...
it would be so distressing for you to be watching a environmental/nature programme in a few years, and see sir David Attenborough unlodging him from some poor turtles bum! "If he gave the turtle happiness - i’d be pleased for him! Roger was never jealous of the cocks i enjoyed - he was a true swinger! | |||
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"Rip and may I introduce you to Wanda Wand
Oh thanks - but i have Lela the lelo wand already! She’s too powerful though - a but like introducing a black&decker strimmer to your clit! "Oh the one I have has a little dial and you can control the the strength of it | |||
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"I wondered what you were talking about then! She's having a rabbit, well she was. That reminds me I need batteries! I'm always happy to help you." You, sir, are a true gent! | |||
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"I’m devastated to have to inform you all that Roger rabbit died in the line duty at 00:35 hrs this morning! I’d like to commend him for his years of service in dark, humid conditions. He’ll be sorely missed - especially as he died about 8 seconds before I was about to bloody orgasm - so cruel! RIP old friend! "pmsl hahahaha well you shouldn't use I all the time lol | |||
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"He sounded like a true and loyal friend! Were there any signs he was on his way out? Sticky switch, mood swings? How are the other toys taking it? TBH he hasn’t been eating (charging) well for months! Most of the toys are fine - but his dad, Peter rabbit, isn’t very happy! I’ve had to take him out of early retirement until i have the budget for Roger Mk2! He’s had to postpone his golfing trip! "So you suspected something was up. I've just looked at the post mortem report. There were signs of strangulation just below the helmet. Maybe it wasn't his battery after all? Can I suggest not to clench too hard on your other vibes in future. Difficult when 'in the zone I know, but might help reduce the risk of further fatalities | |||
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"I wondered what you were talking about then! She's having a rabbit, well she was. That reminds me I need batteries! I'm always happy to help you." You have spare batteries? | |||
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"I first thought that you were talking about you pet !! " He gave me far more hours of pleasure than a mere pet! He wasn’t as cuddly though! X | |||
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"This is a sad sad day. Let us all congregate at yours to help you in this time of pain and try and work as a group to relieve you I LOVE this!
Already getting messages from chaps who don’t know my SOH - thinking i’m hinting that they buy me a new one! Sad really! Xx"I much prefer my suggestion lol | |||
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"I wondered what you were talking about then! She's having a rabbit, well she was. That reminds me I need batteries! I'm always happy to help you. You have spare batteries?" I do. | |||
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"This is a sad sad day. Let us all congregate at yours to help you in this time of pain and try and work as a group to relieve you I LOVE this!
Already getting messages from chaps who don’t know my SOH - thinking i’m hinting that they buy me a new one! Sad really! Xx"Bet you've had a few offers to buy the old one off you too | |||
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"This is a sad sad day. Let us all congregate at yours to help you in this time of pain and try and work as a group to relieve you I LOVE this!
Already getting messages from chaps who don’t know my SOH - thinking i’m hinting that they buy me a new one! Sad really! XxBet you've had a few offers to buy the old one off you too "Not yet - but there’s a thought! | |||
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"For a full military burial, I would suggest that myself and 20 other gents on here provide a 21 cum salute ..." I was thinking more a forumite guard of honour - toy, paddle or whip held aloft - all in silent mourning for poor Roger! | |||
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"If it helps your more than Welcome to share Dolly doxy with me Boo x" That’s terribly kind Boo! I’ve got a lelo wand though - paid a bloody fortune for it - and though the men and women I use it on love it - it doesn’t really do much for me! I miss Rogers’ flappy paddle ears! | |||
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"My old rabbit was called Rodger and met a similar fate a year ago So I feel your pain "What’s your new Roger called? X | |||
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"well i would like to go like he did "Choking to death in a damp, dark, narrow tunnel??  | |||
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"My old rabbit was called Rodger and met a similar fate a year ago So I feel your pain
What’s your new Roger called? X"Rita as she’s very girlie looking | |||
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"My old rabbit was called Rodger and met a similar fate a year ago So I feel your pain
What’s your new Roger called? X
Rita as she’s very girlie looking "I think my next one will be Benjamin - when I can afford him! X | |||
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"If it helps your more than Welcome to share Dolly doxy with me Boo x That’s terribly kind Boo! I’ve got a lelo wand though - paid a bloody fortune for it - and though the men and women I use it on love it - it doesn’t really do much for me! I miss Rogers’ flappy paddle ears! "Mine has the rabbit attachment for it, really does take some of the ouch away (lowest setting is still omg) | |||
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"well i would like to go like he did
Choking to death in a damp, dark, narrow tunnel?? "as long as it's yours | |||
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"I have a Sue and a Bob toonow Just thought it had to be done "That was a totally crap film! No idea how it got so famous! | |||
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"Did he dig his own grave? "Not yet! I think he’ll be buried in the blue bin! I’ll tie some flowers round him though, naturally! | |||
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"Let's try to get Roger to number 1 hot pics "He’s not been to number one - but he’s been on page 1! I’m sure he’d be happy with that - he was never one for self promotion! | |||
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"Oh no - I feel your pain x" I know! Terrible when your favourite orgasm provider dies a death!! X | |||
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"Checked your gallery, he's not framed in there!!" He has the starring role in a couple of pics though! Just checked - he’s got 19,000 fabs on a pic from last April! Does that make him the most popular deceased vibrator on fab?? | |||
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