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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Indulge me, because I’m a nosy bitch.

House a mess? Turned up in clothes they’d been wearing for a week? Not who they said they were?

Spill

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By *utDoSomeMoreCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Ashley having a panic attack just as a threesome started to get interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ashley having a panic attack just as a threesome started to get interesting. "

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House smelled ever so slightly of wet dog, there was a dog thankfully.

After a night on the town, the radio was on during the evening's entertainment and she was whispering along to the chorus of Rudimental's Waiting All Night i.e. "tell me that you want me, tell me that you need me".

Nothing horrendous, just a little off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "couple" I arranged to meet.... Turned up, guy answered and explained his "wife" had to go to work unexpectedly...(yes, I know!!!) Invited me to stay for some fun, let's just say his hygiene left a bit to be desired.... being a polite guy I made my excuses and left pronto!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to go for bareback even though safe sex is discussed beforehand. Puts me totally off a second meeting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"House smelled ever so slightly of wet dog, there was a dog thankfully.

After a night on the town, the radio was on during the evening's entertainment and she was whispering along to the chorus of Rudimental's Waiting All Night i.e. "tell me that you want me, tell me that you need me".

Nothing horrendous, just a little off putting."

She probably thought that was incredibly seductive!! No second meet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

After a night on the town, the radio was on during the evening's entertainment and she was whispering along to the chorus of Rudimental's Waiting All Night i.e. "tell me that you want me, tell me that you need me".

Nothing horrendous, just a little off putting."

I quite often attempt to put hubby off his stroke, my funny faces don't phase him anymore. But this...amazing! Its 100% guaranteed to be off putting.

Back to the original question - met a crossdresser who on the day looked my stepdads prudish sister - that was different to say the least.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Arranged to meet said guy in his hotel ( no longer on site), Mrs isn't keen on playing with the unwashed. We go into the room and it stinks of b o. Mrs gives me the look so I ask to speak to her outside, then inform him we're not going ahead with the meet. We really don't understand why someone would arrange a meet and decide to drink in the bar whilst waiting for us instead of washing themselves. Have a drink by all means but wash ffs! A complete waste for all concerned.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Met a woman for hotel room fun and she brought along her two young kids.

She wanted them in the room while we played and when I said you can't do that she wanted to leave them alone in the hotels children's play area.

I suggested we rearrange something for when she could meet alone and why not just have a social now so she could watch her kids play to save a wasted trip

She went crazy calling me a time waster and every other swear word she knew

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By *exi7000Couple
over a year ago

London

Hard to nail it down, but few things made us loose the plot:

1. Measy house, and I mean dirty. Bathroom not cleaned, like ever, dry piss on the floor, with dirty sanitary diapers in the corner. etc. Never checked the bedroom;

2. New FB Couple where the lady turned out to be a real lesbian, and I mean not bisexual. The poor guys didn't even suspected it. We left and I told him what I think and he said:"Man that makes sense so much now!"

3. Single guys, coming to a meet and start shaking like a virgins, requiring to be calmed down... Seriously

4. Absolute newbies laying they are experienced and then totally waist our night with all night chats;

5. Couple where we visited for a play night, turned out they mean PlayStation gameplay?

6. Italian, couple which have never ever shaven themselves, even knowingly we don't like that. All night- nice chat, drinks, Lough, then we move to the bedroom, undressed, and I nearly fainted. Needless to say that I dressed back up, and left in 1min;

7. Couple where the girl turned out to be paid escord russian girl, that while I fuck her, she falled asleep as apparently been very busy all week.

8. Girl gets so jealous in the middle of the play, stands up, thrown her engagement ring and storms out. The guy carry on fucking, like nothing happened. Needless to say He was kiked out of the room in no time.

How about that?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I went to a guy's house, we'd known each other some time and he was well known on the scene. While we were upstairs, a woman turned up and started calling his name - his 'neighbour with a crush on him.'

She came upstairs, he ran to the door and shouldered it to stop her opening it, so she figured out there was something going on. She then went downstairs and stumbled across my hand bag, went into it, found my purse and therefore my name and started calling to me as well.

In the end he went downstairs to calm her down. I got dressed faster than you can say bolt and left. Obviously, my bag was still in the room, with her, so I had to go in and face her.

Yes, just a neighbour with a crush...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some absolute shockers here! Keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting alone 2 hours from home and collapsing the poor guy had to get an ambulance and I was rushed to hospital!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

All good so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed to meet a very pretty girl in Blackpool at her place. She seemed ever so sweet and she was gorgeously curvy. I went to her place but was like some sort of a home with fire exits and rooms. Went in and was like a kitchenette sort of place. Her new born was in a cot. Her friend sat on the sette rolling a joint. There was takeaway boxes every where. She had aged and increased in size impressively since the mornings photo. The whole place stunk of smoke, stale beer and what ever else. Had a beer and said had a text I have to go. I asked to use the toilet and it was horrid. Im extra careful now about peoples places. One persons clean is not anothers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him."

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indulge me, because I’m a nosy bitch.

House a mess? Turned up in clothes they’d been wearing for a week? Not who they said they were?

Spill"

Her disabled parents were down stairs, did not look too much like the photograph she had sent. Then only 5 mins after leaving my phone began to ping with Facebook friend request, emails, and text messages (I’m too easy to track down it would seam).

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"All good so far "

Hope nobody puts me down as theirs now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some absolute shockers here! Keep them coming "

Youre not a journalist are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw..."

I honestly never felt as crapy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some absolute shockers here! Keep them coming

Youre not a journalist are you? "

Just a nosy bastard

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy. "

Did he expect suspenders and heels for a coffee??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy. "

Hope you told him where to go!!!!!

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By *exi7000Couple
over a year ago

London


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy. "

You should of invite him for another meet in a public place and make scene, just to embarrass him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy.

Did he expect suspenders and heels for a coffee??"

Apparently so. When he mailed I explained I was out of the pool and not dressed for a meet. He told me it was fine as it was just a quick coffee. Felt like total crap when he lectured me on what I was wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words sum up mine: Fishy Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy.

Hope you told him where to go!!!!!"

Yah when he mailed to ask why I hadn't verified him I abused him and blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had a hotel meet where they had there dog in the room in its doggy carrier.

and another where the lady thought in natural/normal/funny to keep passing wind loudly ..

wont be long , ive left my phone in the car ...........enter nigel schumacher

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Or first ever meet on our first ever visit to a club.

She was stunning in a fishnet body stocking, he was fit with a large package. We chatted, had a drink and laugh, they invited us to a private room, we all got undressed, kissed and then the nightmare began. She would only allow her nipples to be licked in a circular fashion clockwise. Not allowed to suck on them or touch then, just lick. Her clit was only allowed to be licked anticlockwise, not rubbed, not stroked etc. No fingers were allowed but I could, if I wanted, place just the top of my penis inside and if she liked it she would dictate how much more went in.

He would only allow his cock to be licked on the underside, not sucked, no touching the bell end, no wanking. Definitely do not touch the balls! was his order lol.

Well, neither of us had swung before, we were worried that that was what it was always like on this scene. We made excuses about the time, nervousness, the drink etc and left. We actually left the club straight away because we really didn't know if that was what it was like all the time. We decided to give it one more go about 6 weeks later and got invited into a 6 couple orgy at the same club and have never been the same since

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By *orkslassWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

we went on a meet as a couple, turned up at the address given knocked at the door no reply, so messaged and said we were outside, was told we had been given the wrong address and it was in fact just round the corner, as we went to next address was told that the male would come out side and meet us but was given a different name to the one we had been talking to all week, when he came to the door I honestly found it hard to believe he was the same guy as I'd seen in the pics, and he clearly hadn't made any effort wearing a grubby white t-shirt that didn't even cover his belly.

When we went in the female was sat in a dressing gown, so was quite difficult to establish if she had made an effort, she sat there ignoring us for a good 10 mins while she was texting friends then when she did start to talk to us she was discussing how she'd got annoyed with a previous meet because he couldn't perform, so when the guy asked shall we take this upstairs me and my partner took one look at each other and said no and left as quick as possible.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Ended in A&E with a broken penis.

That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or first ever meet on our first ever visit to a club.

She was stunning in a fishnet body stocking, he was fit with a large package. We chatted, had a drink and laugh, they invited us to a private room, we all got undressed, kissed and then the nightmare began. She would only allow her nipples to be licked in a circular fashion clockwise. Not allowed to suck on them or touch then, just lick. Her clit was only allowed to be licked anticlockwise, not rubbed, not stroked etc. No fingers were allowed but I could, if I wanted, place just the top of my penis inside and if she liked it she would dictate how much more went in.

He would only allow his cock to be licked on the underside, not sucked, no touching the bell end, no wanking. Definitely do not touch the balls! was his order lol.

Well, neither of us had swung before, we were worried that that was what it was always like on this scene. We made excuses about the time, nervousness, the drink etc and left. We actually left the club straight away because we really didn't know if that was what it was like all the time. We decided to give it one more go about 6 weeks later and got invited into a 6 couple orgy at the same club and have never been the same since"

That's bad but glad you gave it another go.

My few worst meets have been similar. I had one where we'd been doing the standard messaging about what were going to do to each other during our night and how sexy each other were. We meet up and all is well until we go upstairs and she turns into a virgin nun with a long list of do's and don't. Immediate turn off which became a very awkward night.

My only other bad meet was when another lady in question got rather d*unk (even after suggesting to "slow down" abit) and starting swearing quite alot for some reason. Was a perfect gent as I got her a taxi home safe but was annoyed to say the least...

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I met a really hot, well verified guy from here who, after I said his heart was beating *very* fast conceded that he had taken something his mate had given him to stop him coming quickly - then he started on the Valium to take the edge off it. In the morning he then started talking about a relationship, asked if he could stay for a bit while he was still wired and then cracked open his whiskey at midday (I’m stone cold sober all the while).

By 11pm on Sunday night I’d stopped feeling sorry for him, and had had enough of him outstaying his welcome. After he was convinced people were trying to break into my house I told him I’d drive him in his car to a local hotel, and he apologised, thanked me and said he’d pay the taxi home for me. When we got to the front desk he said he needed to fetch his wallet from his car and did a runner (after his drugs and bottle of whiskey)... then rang to ask why people were chasing him and “what I had arranged”.

Kept on messaging me the next day claiming he had been held at gunpoint by a farmer, the police coming but not being bothered, and the AA saving him. Still tried re-adding me as a friend on here the day after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a really hot, well verified guy from here who, after I said his heart was beating *very* fast conceded that he had taken something his mate had given him to stop him coming quickly - then he started on the Valium to take the edge off it. In the morning he then started talking about a relationship, asked if he could stay for a bit while he was still wired and then cracked open his whiskey at midday (I’m stone cold sober all the while).

By 11pm on Sunday night I’d stopped feeling sorry for him, and had had enough of him outstaying his welcome. After he was convinced people were trying to break into my house I told him I’d drive him in his car to a local hotel, and he apologised, thanked me and said he’d pay the taxi home for me. When we got to the front desk he said he needed to fetch his wallet from his car and did a runner (after his drugs and bottle of whiskey)... then rang to ask why people were chasing him and “what I had arranged”.

Kept on messaging me the next day claiming he had been held at gunpoint by a farmer, the police coming but not being bothered, and the AA saving him. Still tried re-adding me as a friend on here the day after.

"

I'd block, block, block

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I met a really hot, well verified guy from here who, after I said his heart was beating *very* fast conceded that he had taken something his mate had given him to stop him coming quickly - then he started on the Valium to take the edge off it. In the morning he then started talking about a relationship, asked if he could stay for a bit while he was still wired and then cracked open his whiskey at midday (I’m stone cold sober all the while).

By 11pm on Sunday night I’d stopped feeling sorry for him, and had had enough of him outstaying his welcome. After he was convinced people were trying to break into my house I told him I’d drive him in his car to a local hotel, and he apologised, thanked me and said he’d pay the taxi home for me. When we got to the front desk he said he needed to fetch his wallet from his car and did a runner (after his drugs and bottle of whiskey)... then rang to ask why people were chasing him and “what I had arranged”.

Kept on messaging me the next day claiming he had been held at gunpoint by a farmer, the police coming but not being bothered, and the AA saving him. Still tried re-adding me as a friend on here the day after.

I'd block, block, block "

Yup, blocked on here, my phone, Bumble (where I first met him)... and also on Okc after he messaged me on there a few days ago asking “please reply... even if it’s just to tell me to go away”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fair few sadly...

One guy looking nothing like his photo - at all.....I had to make my excuses, another one who told me he only had 15 mins as his wife would be back soon! (Can’t stand that), another where there were so many rules on a couple meet that I couldn’t keep up with what I was and wasn’t allowed to do! And the worse was the guy who got so d*unk and smashed a load of my things up in the kitchen then moaned at me when I didn’t want morning sex with him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs has a few from her single girl days on here as do some of her single girl fab friends. Most you have to laugh, cause if you didn't you'd probably cry, but there has been the odd really scary one too.

A single guy taking pics outside her house and sending them to her, saying I'm outside wanna let me in, to the over physical one, nearly choking her out and face slapping.

I (Mr) don't really have a horror story, I have one story but it's not a worst meet story, but here is my offering

I was message late one night by a couple and they gave me their hotel name and room number, and asked if I'd be interested in meeting, now. It was almost walking distance to where I was living at that period intime so I said I'd be there shortly,

I entered the hotel, went up in the lift, knocked on the door, no answer. Knocked again, no answer. Went down stairs and messaged them from the lobby, "are you sure it's that room number". "Yes we are positive" came the reply. So up I went again, knocked but no answer again. I was like, this is some kind of joke. So I went back down to the lobby and messaged again. Are you possitive it's this hotel and that room number

"Oh my god, we are so Sorry, right room number but it's actually the hotel next door, the lift is directly in front of you when you come in, come straight up"

I thought I've come this far, I may as well carry on, it can't get any worse. I get to the second hotel, walk through the main door and as mentioned the lift is directly in front of me as I enter the lobby, so I make a bee line for lift when suddenly I hear

"Can I help you sir"

"No thank you, I'm just visiting Friends" I replied

"Can I have their names please"

Emm, hmm, it's Emm, room number @#$

"Yes Sir but their names please"

It's ehhh Danny

"And their surname sir"

I just said "honestly mate, I don't have a clue"

He replied "thats not a problem sir,go right up"

So i went up, knocked on the door, it answered this time, thank God i went in and we all had a good laugh about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my bf met a woman off here in a nice little local country pub.She turned up looking stunning.We all sat down and from that moment all she did was talk about how fantastic she was.She told us she was too pretty for fab,How her car was the best on the car park,Her job was better than anyone else's,Her parents had more money than anyone in this area.She never took a breath she just kept telling us how fantastic she was and better than anyone else.

James tryed changing the subject and passed her a menu and asked what food she would like.She said she didn't like anything off the menu and then went back to telling us how lucky everyone in fab is to have her here.

Me and my bf couldn't get a word in so after a hour of listening to her constantly talk about herself we thanked her for turning up and we said we was leaving.She then asked if we was going back to ours and we said no as she wasn't for us.She walked off in a temper and sent us a message asking who we thought we was and how dare we turn her down.How we are bellow her and will never get another chance.Then she blocked us lol.Im actually glad she blocked us as she was giving me a headache with her favourite subject.HERSELF.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

The one where his banjo string broke wasn’t very pleasant. I didn’t even know what that was before then.

He was behind me, cried out in pain and then there was jus so much blood. I remember that film teeth popped into my mind. Can laugh now but was traumatized for ages. Like until the next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy. "

I am not surprised! Think I would of some girl said something similar to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ended in A&E with a broken penis.

That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand)"

How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Ended in A&E with a broken penis.

That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand)

How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend "

A mate of mine did it 20 years ago and we still take the p.ss out of him.

a girl was riding him hard and fast when she rose up to much so his cock slipped out and just as he re entered her she changed angle and her full weight came down on half his cock at a funny angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a social with a woman no longer on here. As soon as we met I got a very strong odour of that BV smell as she leant in for a kiss. I stayed briefly and then made my excuses and left blocking her on the way to my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ended in A&E with a broken penis.

That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand)

How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend

A mate of mine did it 20 years ago and we still take the p.ss out of him.

a girl was riding him hard and fast when she rose up to much so his cock slipped out and just as he re entered her she changed angle and her full weight came down on half his cock at a funny angle "

Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to go for bareback even though safe sex is discussed beforehand. Puts me totally off a second meeting. "

Yep, had that one. Was my first meet off here. They were absolutely steaming and pretty much without warning and five minutes after meeting tried to flip me over and fuck me bare.

Needless to say got out of there pronto. That was about three years ago, only just came back to here in the past month it put me off that severely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worst meet

Spill"

Emailed op Because one is just too good ...too good to share here

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By *adylovesexyCouple
over a year ago

exeter

After reading your experiences on here I can see I (Anna) got off lightly with my experience.

Got chatting to a single male on here, I don’t rely on pictures on fab and insist on other methods to prove guys look like their fab claims.

This guy lived in the middle of no where and had dodgy internet connection and could not prove he was who he claimed to be. I agreed to meet him in a pub. Was very surprised when his older brother who turned up with a different shaped body turned up!!

Made excuses and left ASAP , learnt to never accept any excuses. If someone really wants to meet me they will be willling to prove they are who they say they are.

The genuine people I have met always have.

Although there are some scary senerios on here, there are also some amazing people too, stay safe and use your common sense xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Ended in A&E with a broken penis.

That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand)

How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend

A mate of mine did it 20 years ago and we still take the p.ss out of him.

a girl was riding him hard and fast when she rose up to much so his cock slipped out and just as he re entered her she changed angle and her full weight came down on half his cock at a funny angle

Sounds painful "

But funny especially when he had to go to a&e as we teased him that it was an extreme way to get a nurse to touch his willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Euuugh met up with such a good looking 24 year old i literally was so excited to meet she had a amzing size 12 figure amazing ass pert ass, met up with her she looked incredible... i was sat on the settee dim lights glass of wine, she was stroking me lay over me kissing the tip of my cock.i was so turned on... i slid my hand into her leggings and as i did i smelt the most awful smell, that i can only describe as a mix between cheese doritos and picked onion monster much ... i heaved and lost my erection instantly. It was a terrible experience...

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By *lexxxxxxxxxxxxMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Had meet with married couple for first meet (not on site now I hope) from next town over on Xmas eve few years back...all going well few drinks hot tub then ended up having some fun upstairs, just before end guy gets up and walks out room muttering stuff to himself!!i wish I was dead etc...!!

Next thing I hear is crash bang...he has flipped I waited upstairs as she goes to investigate..next thing I hear is him shouting at her calling her everything under sun!! I have to go down as my clothes in back room...walk in to him throwing Xmas present at her face,screaming at her inch away from her face,I try calm things down but he's having none of it, sayin alsorts crazy stuff then punching hole in wall, she asked me not to go as she was scared, she ended calling police he got took away at 5 am Xmas morning!!!

When Police take him away she starts telling me he can't make her cum and got jealous and the swinging thing was his idea as he had only been with 3 girls in his life where she had wild sex life before marrying him!!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him.

Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw...

I honestly never felt as crapy. "

What an absolute tool. Personally I love the no effort look, to a certain extent, as let’s face it, if the night goes well you’re gonna look worn out at the end anyway lol.

Had a few people refuse to meet me for a social as hadn’t had time to prepare. Always tell them that doesn’t matter as I’m there to get to know them and not the contents of their makeup bag.

Seriously tho. I hope you told him to eff off and added him to block list.

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By *lexxxxxxxxxxxxMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths.

He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified.

I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him."

Lol what silly bloke...

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere


"After reading your experiences on here I can see I (Anna) got off lightly with my experience.

Got chatting to a single male on here, I don’t rely on pictures on fab and insist on other methods to prove guys look like their fab claims.

This guy lived in the middle of no where and had dodgy internet connection and could not prove he was who he claimed to be. I agreed to meet him in a pub. Was very surprised when his older brother who turned up with a different shaped body turned up!!

Made excuses and left ASAP , learnt to never accept any excuses. If someone really wants to meet me they will be willling to prove they are who they say they are.

The genuine people I have met always have.

Although there are some scary senerios on here, there are also some amazing people too, stay safe and use your common sense xx"

That’s exactly why, although it will put a lot of people off, I use pics of me as I am and have the username I do. No point laying as it’s going to be noticed as soon as you meet someone

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Not sure we have made the list.

YET!

just imagine if you suddenly recognised a meet someone else was describing.

We always wondered why they left in such a hurry.

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up and her two young kids are still playing about she puts them to bed and we start getting into it and the youngest probably about 3 is banging on the door

She comes out with oh just carry on he will go back to bed soon,

Needless to say I lost all my shall we say enthusiasm and then just had to man up and leaving with a softie

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By *lexxxxxxxxxxxxMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Not sure we have made the list.

YET!

just imagine if you suddenly recognised a meet someone else was describing.

We always wondered why they left in such a hurry.

Lol. "

Shut up....never in months of Sundays!!

Which story...totally intriguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Euuugh met up with such a good looking 24 year old i literally was so excited to meet she had a amzing size 12 figure amazing ass pert ass, met up with her she looked incredible... i was sat on the settee dim lights glass of wine, she was stroking me lay over me kissing the tip of my cock.i was so turned on... i slid my hand into her leggings and as i did i smelt the most awful smell, that i can only describe as a mix between cheese doritos and picked onion monster much ... i heaved and lost my erection instantly. It was a terrible experience... "

Sounds like a dodgy wotsit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got two bad meets. First was years ago when I arranged to meet a girl at her place. Turned out "her place" was an office, and she slept in a room off the main office, and the "bathroom" was the toilet block. And cameras everywhere including her bedroom... Felt so sorry she lived liked that I spent the entire meet convincing her to go to the council and get emergency accommodation and get help to get a council place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next bad meet was one where a couple had arranged to meet me if I could get a travel lodge near them, which I did. The meet went ok, but ended after only an hour. They then asked if they could have the room for themselves as they got so little time for just them, and wanted to spend the night being just the 2 of them.

I was a little disappointed as i'd expected more playtime, and faced a 2 hour drive home but said, sure.

The next day I got a call from the travel lodge asking if I got my refund ok... They had only checked out just after I left, with him pretending to be me, and said the room was unsuitable and demanded a refund... I did wonder why they asked me to pay for the room in cash. They said it was because of discretion.

Anyone else fall for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a total stranger after a few vodkas when I was staying in a hotel. As he was astride me, he pulled out a ring and put it on my finger saying we were really well matched and he thought we'd make good "partners".

I was more amused than freaked out TBH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Euuugh met up with such a good looking 24 year old i literally was so excited to meet she had a amzing size 12 figure amazing ass pert ass, met up with her she looked incredible... i was sat on the settee dim lights glass of wine, she was stroking me lay over me kissing the tip of my cock.i was so turned on... i slid my hand into her leggings and as i did i smelt the most awful smell, that i can only describe as a mix between cheese doritos and picked onion monster much ... i heaved and lost my erection instantly. It was a terrible experience...

Sounds like a dodgy wotsit"

Mate it almost put me off pussy it was rancid.... so glad it wasnt near my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just no need for poor hygiene. I think it's disrespectful to turn up for a meet without a shower x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just no need for poor hygiene. I think it's disrespectful to turn up for a meet without a shower x"

Agree. I love giving oral.. was gutted tbh

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By *rMisterMan
over a year ago

Near the Wall

Being over 10 years on the site and nearly 15 years swinging, I necessarily had good and bad meet and a some that are clearly worst, don't wish anyone to be in those situations.

-I visited a lady with a massive boa python called 'bobby' in the house. Apparently it was getting too big for the third tank they purchased and was being kept in the utility room, had escaped and was cozy under the radiator when we walked in . I did my best Usain Bolt impersonation, walked 4 miles and wandered in an unfamiliar town for 4 hour to catch the first train

-A house party was planned with another couple. They didn’t turn up so it was 3some we had good time we agreed that I stayed overnight. Around 2 am I started to sleep, they continued drinking downstairs. 3:30am I was waken up by a loud noise from downstairs. when I got up I could see the blue flashing lights from a police van on the driveway got dressed quickly and the man came to meet me on the landing. The missus got d*unk, started a fight (as you do) and the neighbours called the police. It happened on a couple of occasions previously apperently . She was waiting in the van talking to the police and was just causioned.

-I visited a lady in Glasgow who was completely different from her pictures. They were hers but more than 20 years ago. Now she is around 17 stones on a wheelchair with a poorly tamed staffy called Hector or something like that. She had quite a bit of cider before I came in. The dog was running wild I thought that's it, I will be mauled by a dog just for being a perv. I was lucky i left just shaken and received a barrage of abusive racist texts. The lovely lady is still on the site though. I still see her photoless profile on my blocked list. Last login over a year ago tho.

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By *exi7000Couple
over a year ago

London


"Being over 10 years on the site and nearly 15 years swinging, I necessarily had good and bad meet and a some that are clearly worst, don't wish anyone to be in those situations.

-I visited a lady with a massive boa python called 'bobby' in the house. Apparently it was getting too big for the third tank they purchased and was being kept in the utility room, had escaped and was cozy under the radiator when we walked in . I did my best Usain Bolt impersonation, walked 4 miles and wandered in an unfamiliar town for 4 hour to catch the first train

-A house party was planned with another couple. They didn’t turn up so it was 3some we had good time we agreed that I stayed overnight. Around 2 am I started to sleep, they continued drinking downstairs. 3:30am I was waken up by a loud noise from downstairs. when I got up I could see the blue flashing lights from a police van on the driveway got dressed quickly and the man came to meet me on the landing. The missus got d*unk, started a fight (as you do) and the neighbours called the police. It happened on a couple of occasions previously apperently . She was waiting in the van talking to the police and was just causioned.

-I visited a lady in Glasgow who was completely different from her pictures. They were hers but more than 20 years ago. Now she is around 17 stones on a wheelchair with a poorly tamed staffy called Hector or something like that. She had quite a bit of cider before I came in. The dog was running wild I thought that's it, I will be mauled by a dog just for being a perv. I was lucky i left just shaken and received a barrage of abusive racist texts. The lovely lady is still on the site though. I still see her photoless profile on my blocked list. Last login over a year ago tho.

- "

You should of take out your "snake" and have a snake fight. Lol. I would of shit myself.

Made my day buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being over 10 years on the site and nearly 15 years swinging, I necessarily had good and bad meet and a some that are clearly worst, don't wish anyone to be in those situations.

-I visited a lady with a massive boa python called 'bobby' in the house. Apparently it was getting too big for the third tank they purchased and was being kept in the utility room, had escaped and was cozy under the radiator when we walked in . I did my best Usain Bolt impersonation, walked 4 miles and wandered in an unfamiliar town for 4 hour to catch the first train

-A house party was planned with another couple. They didn’t turn up so it was 3some we had good time we agreed that I stayed overnight. Around 2 am I started to sleep, they continued drinking downstairs. 3:30am I was waken up by a loud noise from downstairs. when I got up I could see the blue flashing lights from a police van on the driveway got dressed quickly and the man came to meet me on the landing. The missus got d*unk, started a fight (as you do) and the neighbours called the police. It happened on a couple of occasions previously apperently . She was waiting in the van talking to the police and was just causioned.

-I visited a lady in Glasgow who was completely different from her pictures. They were hers but more than 20 years ago. Now she is around 17 stones on a wheelchair with a poorly tamed staffy called Hector or something like that. She had quite a bit of cider before I came in. The dog was running wild I thought that's it, I will be mauled by a dog just for being a perv. I was lucky i left just shaken and received a barrage of abusive racist texts. The lovely lady is still on the site though. I still see her photoless profile on my blocked list. Last login over a year ago tho.

- "

Wow

Love these storys! Great reading

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Hard to nail it down, but few things made us loose the plot:

1. Measy house, and I mean dirty. Bathroom not cleaned, like ever, dry piss on the floor, with dirty sanitary diapers in the corner. etc. Never checked the bedroom;

2. New FB Couple where the lady turned out to be a real lesbian, and I mean not bisexual. The poor guys didn't even suspected it. We left and I told him what I think and he said:"Man that makes sense so much now!"

3. Single guys, coming to a meet and start shaking like a virgins, requiring to be calmed down... Seriously

4. Absolute newbies laying they are experienced and then totally waist our night with all night chats;

5. Couple where we visited for a play night, turned out they mean PlayStation gameplay?

6. Italian, couple which have never ever shaven themselves, even knowingly we don't like that. All night- nice chat, drinks, Lough, then we move to the bedroom, undressed, and I nearly fainted. Needless to say that I dressed back up, and left in 1min;

7. Couple where the girl turned out to be paid escord russian girl, that while I fuck her, she falled asleep as apparently been very busy all week.

8. Girl gets so jealous in the middle of the play, stands up, thrown her engagement ring and storms out. The guy carry on fucking, like nothing happened. Needless to say He was kiked out of the room in no time.

How about that? "
no.4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two words sum up mine: Fishy Fanny

"

I've had a couple of those, one had me gagging!

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By *ldhillhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Old Hill

When we first started swinging back in 1998 (when we were much younger) we met up with a guy through Escorts contacts.

I dressed to impress and arriving at the older guys nice flat in London looked forward to a nice evening of fun.

After a bottle of wine and some chat we all made a move for his bedroom. I laid on the bed waiting to be stripped and fucked only for the guy to touch his cock once and spunk all over my clothes.

He obviously wasn't a repeater and he rushed us out the door.

No coat as summer, so a spunky trip home by train.

Sx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman for social all went well and agreed to meet for fun 3days later. I turned up with bottle of wine was showed in and gave over wine then was asked would I mind babysitting her 3year old son who was in bed while she went to bingo for couple of hours with her mum and sister and she would make it up.to me big time when she got home so the social meet was an interview for a babysitting job I didnt apply for I shook my head and turned and left with her shouting some friend you are hope she enjoyed the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few ppl might be panicking oh shit hope I'm not on here Haha!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

House was a state. She was sexy as hell though . Dishes all over the kitchen and it was open plan so no hiding them. Smelt like she was growing in there,that's how much she smoked ha. Bathroom was like a horror show. Was all black stuff in the bath,toilet was horrible,tissue on the floor and a bath mat that looked like it had been used as a door mat!.Not quite sure what it was to this day. Surely you'd have cleaned up before hand no? . Had been drinking a lot so couldn't even leave the same night . The spare bedroom she gave me was actually hers and again was a tip. Clothes all over the place and a top sheet that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. Oh and no pillow to top it off. Safe to say we didn't speak again. I don't even think she was embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"House was a state. She was sexy as hell though . Dishes all over the kitchen and it was open plan so no hiding them. Smelt like she was growing in there,that's how much she smoked ha. Bathroom was like a horror show. Was all black stuff in the bath,toilet was horrible,tissue on the floor and a bath mat that looked like it had been used as a door mat!.Not quite sure what it was to this day. Surely you'd have cleaned up before hand no? . Had been drinking a lot so couldn't even leave the same night . The spare bedroom she gave me was actually hers and again was a tip. Clothes all over the place and a top sheet that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. Oh and no pillow to top it off. Safe to say we didn't speak again. I don't even think she was embarrassed. "
LOL reminded me of a one night stand and ending up in a shitty house with cheap nasty nylon carpet in the living room. She had a dog with an obviously itchy arse which proceeded to shuffle along the carpet on its arse to leave a 12" skid mark. Fair to say I did not perform that night

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"House was a state. She was sexy as hell though . Dishes all over the kitchen and it was open plan so no hiding them. Smelt like she was growing in there,that's how much she smoked ha. Bathroom was like a horror show. Was all black stuff in the bath,toilet was horrible,tissue on the floor and a bath mat that looked like it had been used as a door mat!.Not quite sure what it was to this day. Surely you'd have cleaned up before hand no? . Had been drinking a lot so couldn't even leave the same night . The spare bedroom she gave me was actually hers and again was a tip. Clothes all over the place and a top sheet that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. Oh and no pillow to top it off. Safe to say we didn't speak again. I don't even think she was embarrassed. LOL reminded me of a one night stand and ending up in a shitty house with cheap nasty nylon carpet in the living room. She had a dog with an obviously itchy arse which proceeded to shuffle along the carpet on its arse to leave a 12" skid mark. Fair to say I did not perform that night"

Ewww lol. That's narsty . I think she had a dog now you mention it as i was wearing black and kept saying who's hair is this. I never did get an answer. And safe to say i went to sleep alone

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Arranged to meet a couple one summer Sunday evening. They were having an afternoon BBQ, and couldn't meet until 10pm. Drove up there, knocked on door and no response. Rang and was told to come round the back. He was steaming d*unk and she had virtually passed out.

Thanks for nothing guys!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Arranged to meet a couple one summer Sunday evening. They were having an afternoon BBQ, and couldn't meet until 10pm. Drove up there, knocked on door and no response. Rang and was told to come round the back. He was steaming d*unk and she had virtually passed out.

Thanks for nothing guys! "

Get to the bbq earlier lol. They couldn't even pace themselves. Thier loss mate

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Fed up of no shows or a guy turning up saying wife got cold feet and did I want some guy fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First bird I boffed on here messages the next day to say she's walking bow legged and people are talking at work ..

That's how I roll

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