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Sucks better than a dyson!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This saying is used on a lot of verifications on here. Which I find so damn annoying to compare a womans BJ technique to a household cleaning product. What next she squirts like a Cilit Bang bottle. I wish people would be a bit original when giving out verifications. Saying that ive never owned a Dyson! does it come with a special attatchment for your penis then just curious

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ha ha ..... brilliant ... this is why I love the forums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well tbf I was curious so had a meet with a woman who stated that sucked like a dyson...

Got my dyson out and compared both skills. Took into consideration several factors such as noise and blowing strength.

Dyson won.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"This saying is used on a lot of verifications on here. Which I find so damn annoying to compare a womans BJ technique to a household cleaning product. What next she squirts like a Cilit Bang bottle. I wish people would be a bit original when giving out verifications. Saying that ive never owned a Dyson! does it come with a special attatchment for your penis then just curious "

I do own a Dyson and I'd never say that on a veri, as Dysons really suck. As in they don't.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"This saying is used on a lot of verifications on here. Which I find so damn annoying to compare a womans BJ technique to a household cleaning product. What next she squirts like a Cilit Bang bottle. I wish people would be a bit original when giving out verifications. Saying that ive never owned a Dyson! does it come with a special attatchment for your penis then just curious

I do own a Dyson and I'd never say that on a veri, as Dysons really suck. As in they don't."

In fact they make a Miele of it.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ha ha .... miele ..... wins hands down ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha .... miele ..... wins hands down ... "

Which! Need to do a consumer test on the BJ ability of vacuum cleaners. Ive got a Henry and we are close it would be like getting a blow job from your brother wrong!! But Henrys sister Hetty now I bet she sucks good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vax = very disappointing suck strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?

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Erm as an asthmatic who could die without her inhaler....can’t say I agree with you there

MrsK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always better with a Henry. He's fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks cock like a thirsty Kirk Douglas

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

You'd better hope she doesn't suck like a Shark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?

Erm as an asthmatic who could die without her inhaler....can’t say I agree with you there

MrsK "

I'm a brown and blue inhaler type myself, not a sucker though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My issue is who fucks a dyson for comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?

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Being an asthmatic and also a sucker... I would never try whilst not being able to breathe!

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