FabSwingers.com forum: best put down

By *weet Devil OP Man
over a year ago

dukinfield

came across this and it did make me laugh whats your best put down line

" you are one sperm that yer mother should have swallowed !"

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

'If I want any more shit from you I'll just squeeze your head.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh that's nice....just like a cock, only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, but the best part of you appears to have dribbled down your Dad's leg.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you are from the shallow end of the gene pool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once in a pub and a girl asked (rudely) if she could have 10p to call her friend....I said here's 20p ring em all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was quite good ....did you want me to punch her in the face ?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

We hae to admit the heckler who got the better of Lucy Porter always makes us laugh..

Quite verbatim..

I used to do a routine about dating a ventriloquist. I said: "One of the weirdest things is when you start hearing voices when a guy's going down on you." And a guy shouted out: "It was probably just the echo." It was sharp, funny; I laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like throwing a woodbine into the Albert hall.....

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By *arumcoupleCouple
over a year ago

salisbury

woman sitting at a table next to us in a Restarant "No you are not getting into my there is already on earsehole in there I dont want two"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh your a babe . . . . . just like the one in the film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre a fuck that should have been a wank... lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are... The living proof of the desirability of the constant use of the contraceptive in the home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

without a doubt ur one of the best shags I've ever had...even better than ur sis

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If I throw a stick will you leave?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It was like throwing a woodbine into the Albert hall....."

Are you trying to warn me you have a tiny cock?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"without a doubt ur one of the best shags I've ever had...even better than ur sis"

Yeah, she warned me not to expect too much.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

I would but I'm worried you won't understand it.

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

that wasn't in response to you, it was a small penis joke :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are about as much use as Stephen Hawkings football boots"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls"

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?"

He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

[Removed by poster at 23/10/11 01:34:03]

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

""You are about as much use as Stephen Hawkings football boots""

You mean covered in studs with their tongues hanging out?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?

He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish""

You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?

He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"

You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock."

Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?

He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"

You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.

Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?"

Is your mum still working under the name of Lilly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?

He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"

You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.

Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?

Is your mum still working under the name of Lilly?"

Not lately, she is now named after some minty confectionary......

, Hi Mum!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls

Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?

He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"

You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.

Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?

Is your mum still working under the name of Lilly?

Not lately, she is now named after some minty confectionary......

, Hi Mum!"

No son of mine would be that ugly.... a face that obviously not even your mother could love. Good luck with your search.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you born...

The midwife slapped your face...

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

Once read on here

"looking for a cock not a prick" thought well put

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