FabSwingers.com forum: Thoughts for the kink day

By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Whilst I understand completely why people don't put their face photos on here. For the life of me I can't understand why women put close ups of their nipple or real close ups of their open vaginas. I'm not a gynaecologist I don't need to see a picture of it that close thanks.

And to be frank, it's exactly the same as a man having a cock pic up as his profile pic. We've all seen them before, we all know what they look like.

I can't help but think it's because a lot of people get worried about people not being interested if they saw the whole of the person, but surely they will be seeing it all if you did get lucky and get a meet so that's kind of pointless.

A close up of a nipple or a pussy just isn't sexy. An action shot of say two cocks in a pussy hell yes, or a cock in a mouth, or a tongue on a clit. But for heaven's sake pan out a little with the camera and let us see that there is a person attached to the tongue,no faces or identifying marks required, just leave a little suggestive photography to peak our interest and ignite our lusts.

There are so many hot pictures of people on here. But sadly twice as many pointlessly shit ones too.

I get that we aren't all supermodels, but we have to be happy with what we have got and look for the people who will be happy with it too.

Also,if I read one more female profile from someone wanting a black guy with a gynormous knob a six pack no body hair at all, a twin brother and his own yacht etc etc, I just may barf. Ok, women you can afford to be choosey on a site like this and believe me I know how many nasty stupid pricks there are on here, but sometimes your profiles read just plain insulting to anyone who doesn't fit your wish list of desires. Who knows, you may miss out on the partner of your life because you said something nasty about guys with beards or god knows what else.

Let the Barbie dolls find the only way is Essex mo fos I guess. But I can't help but think that these are the equivalent of American porn personified and no one I speak to ever really prefers fake porn to real people porn. Fake people who change everything about themselves are never as sexy as real life amatuer sexy because of who they are people. Maybe they don't have a size 6 waist and spend 5 days a week in the gym, but they have a sexy smile and a wicked sense of humour to go with their dirty minds.

And before the trolls jump on me to pick my thoughts apart or insult me for no reason just for the fun of it.

I just want to say, be real people, be real and be yourself and not a carbon copy of every other motherfucker on here.

Embrace your hairy chest. Revel in your real boobs, and love your own eyebrows enough to keep at least some part of them.

I don't write this because I've been rejected. I don't write this because I'm angry or upset. I'm just a bit fed up with how the fab world is going I guess. Too many pre-madonnas and Joey Essex motherfuckers and not enough normal kinky fuckers next door who have an open mind and a bag of sex toys lol.

Peace out

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Wonder if anyone will actually read something this long that isn't dirty at this time of night lol

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Wonder if anyone will actually read something this long that isn't dirty at this time of night lol"

jeez ditch that Sydney university shite,seriously?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I did read it all. but there are too many things to reply to for this time of night.

plus I am now the proud owner of a kebab pussy so might not be the right person for this discussion

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

So you read all that and that's the only thing you comment on.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

My friend keeps telling me it's not a good night unless it ends with a kebab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There usually close up pics so one can't see how curvy they really are.

I've noticed a lot of trick shots on here ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm struggling to find an issue here. Given the fact that it's our body, why shouldn't females be able to have certain requirements in regards to who they want to sleep with? You may not like that, but it's pretty easy to pass those profiles by. As for the pictures, obviously some seem to like them. Not everyone caters their profile to your personal preference. Nor should they. You state that people should be real and be them, yet you are trying to have some form of control on what is reasonable to put on a person's profile. The post seems very contradictory to me, in all honesty.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"My friend keeps telling me it's not a good night unless it ends with a kebab lol"

maybe I should put that quote on the pic lol.

to answer at least to one point though- I like a combination of close ups and more full body typ pictures. both can be tasteful or not. but each to their own- I am sure a lot of guys like close ups. it's a good filter isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You also seem like a pretty intelligent man, so imagine my surprise to see that Sydney University rubbish on your profile

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You also seem like a pretty intelligent man, so imagine my surprise to see that Sydney University rubbish on your profile

More Sydney than profile...

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Thought it was

"FACE OF BOE "

no need for the THE .

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Nope not trying to force my control on anyone, just my opinions that can be taken or left by anyone who chooses. That's the thing about opinions, they can be contrary to other people's and no one really needs to fall out.

As to the Sydney rubbish, how do we know it's rubbish? (Asking in Ernest) I only added it because so many other people did at the same time and it made me worry that it was a real thing. Given that a few of my friends have found their way into the newspapers whilst attending swing fields, I thought what could the harm be? Apparently the harm is that some people think I'm daft for putting it on. Maybe I am :s

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

True, I wrote a long profile and I'm sad to say I find I actually get more people talk to me with a short basic one. Maybe another update is in order

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Nope it's The face of Boe.

Or captain Jack Harkness to those in the know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not trying to force my control on anyone, just my opinions that can be taken or left by anyone who chooses. That's the thing about opinions, they can be contrary to other people's and no one really needs to fall out.

It's actually pointless and has no legal value at all. If you check the site FAQ's they corroborate this. It just adds to their server pile up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's actually pointless and has no legal value at all. If you check the site FAQ's they corroborate this. It just adds to their server pile up

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It's similar to that facebook hoax that pops up now and again about howpeople will soon have to pay for facebook.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Right, I guess I will do away with it then. Can't see Sydney uni wanting a picture of my face particularly anyway lol

Silly what we get caught out with sometimes I guess.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Why do people dream up this stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people dream up this stuff?"

For fun I would imagine

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Just seen you're a Sam and Dean fan! I just watched the scooby doo episode

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

How is that fun? Do these people not have sex, or at least talk to actual people?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Your disclaimer nonsense actually included a large amount of (factually inaccurate) text about facebook, which makes it doubly worthless. Bravo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under section 58, clause 9, paragraph 3,term 68, artical 36, I refuse to read a post this long as I have a life

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

I like many others was fooled. Not the first time won't be the last.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

op if you press reply and quote its easier to see which post you are replying to. it's late and my brain doesn't function that well anymore

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

Case and point

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"op if you press reply and quote its easier to see which post you are replying to. it's late and my brain doesn't function that well anymore

Ahh sorry x

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"Under section 58, clause 9, paragraph 3,term 68, artical 36, I refuse to read a post this long as I have a life "

Case and point

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"...peak our interest... ...pre-madonnas..."

I’m no doubt going to get a hard time from somebody for pointing these out. However, for future reference, we ‘pique’ interest, not ‘peak’ (or ‘peek’, as I have seen) and and overly vain women are ‘prima donnas’ not ‘pre-madonnas’.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

The Sydney shit is now a thing of the past. Makes me wonder who it was that first came up with it. What exactly was going on with their lives at the time.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"...peak our interest... ...pre-madonnas...

No I meant people who want to be Madonna...

I can't get away with that can I lol

Sorry as I wrote it I did think,.. shit that's not correct is it?.. ahh fuck it no one will say anything. Doh. Lol

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"op if you press reply and quote its easier to see which post you are replying to. it's late and my brain doesn't function that well anymore

Ahh sorry x"

my brain thanks you lol

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"op if you press reply and quote its easier to see which post you are replying to. it's late and my brain doesn't function that well anymore

Ahh sorry x

my brain thanks you lol"

In my defense I think all technology is witchcraft

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with a few of your points, I can't say which ones, because that was a lengthy read, and I had forgotten by the time I finished reading your post.

I can't agree with the open pussy shots comment though, I'm a big fan.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"The Sydney shit is now a thing of the past. Makes me wonder who it was that first came up with it. What exactly was going on with their lives at the time."

The thread currently sitting second on this page covers it.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"I agree with a few of your points, I can't say which ones, because that was a lengthy read, and I had forgotten by the time I finished reading your post.

I can't agree with the open pussy shots comment though, I'm a big fan.

Just personal preference I guess. I know a lot of people don't like cum shots but I love bukkake and lots of cum in pics

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"The Sydney shit is now a thing of the past. Makes me wonder who it was that first came up with it. What exactly was going on with their lives at the time.

The thread currently sitting second on this page covers it."

Wow whilst I see the point, it's a lot different to the Facebook stuff. We all worry about being outed so I guess it makes us feel more worried and some of us fell for it that was all.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Wow whilst I see the point, it's a lot different to the Facebook stuff."

It’s no different to the facebook stuff. The facebook ‘disclaimers’ you see Are also an easy way for scammers to identify the gullible (sorry, but that’s what it is) in order to have an easily searchable group of people to target in future.

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By *he Face of Boe OP Man
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

"Wow whilst I see the point, it's a lot different to the Facebook stuff.

Whilst I see your point the difference is I don't give a shit who sees me on facebook. Fab on the other hand makes me slightly nervous and therefore makes me more susceptable to being conned and Gullible I guess. If I was the only one I would feel like a twat, but given that I'm one of many I will forgive myself this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arrogance that you think your opinion is definitive and nobody should post pics that don't suit YOU

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