FabSwingers.com forum: The 10 rules for success as a single guy

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

Don’t be an asshole but that’s a good rule for life in general!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Don’t be patronised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have rules. I don't want a guy that tries too hard. I don't want a guy that conforms to silly rules...Just a guy that makes me want to fuck him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t be patronised."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I don't have rules. I don't want a guy that tries too hard. I don't want a guy that conforms to silly rules...Just a guy that makes me want to fuck him. "

"rules" was a bit tongue in cheek. It's actually more of a list of qualities, which in my view, will give you the best chance of success on here.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It ain’t necessarily so

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"”rules" was a bit tongue in cheek. It's actually more of a list of qualities, which in my view, will give you the best chance of success on here. "

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way."

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself. "

Back to my point above, don’t be an asshole! Unfortunately most people are!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

You forgot the bit that says "be over six feet tall"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself. "

So you're saying be false,tell a load of lies?

I am well aware of the ratio on here and probably most men are. No doubt your original post was well intended and possibly a little tongue in cheek in parts but it does come across a little patronising. In my opinion that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never follow rules...

That's for sheep

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself.

So you're saying be false,tell a load of lies?

No, I am saying if your behaviour doesn't get you what you want, change your behaviour.

I don't hold that anyone has an immutable self that can't be changed. Hence "be yourself" is essentially meaningless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself.

So you're saying be false,tell a load of lies?

No, I am saying if your behaviour doesn't get you what you want, change your behaviour.

I don't hold that anyone has an immutable self that can't be changed. Hence "be yourself" is essentially meaningless. "

Number 1 is going to be difficult for anyone under 30 and over 40.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be friendly

Stay positive

Amplify your most attractive traits

Wait

Be patient

Very patient

Don't be annoyed if nothing at all comes of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way."

I get the impression from your profile that you pretty well do all most of the above.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Like life, there are no rules

Find what works for you.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

...in one couple's view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

I get the impression from your profile that you pretty well do all most of the above. "

I do what I do and others do what they do. What works for them may not work for me and vice versa. I'm not arguing or calling you out I just added number 11 as an option.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I have only one rule

Don’t be an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it a bit silly well people say ‘just be yourself’. The real me is a total petulant bitch. But that not only will that not get me very far in life, it certainly won’t get me any sex. So I improve myself. Then we get the guys who have nothing to show for themselves but a gallery of disembodied cocks. Seriously? Is that them being their real selves? So when they chat someone up in a bar and don’t fish out their dick for inspection, they’re actually presenting a great big lie, because their natural self would be to show it off first?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it a bit silly well people say ‘just be yourself’. The real me is a total petulant bitch. But that not only will that not get me very far in life, it certainly won’t get me any sex. So I improve myself. Then we get the guys who have nothing to show for themselves but a gallery of disembodied cocks. Seriously? Is that them being their real selves? So when they chat someone up in a bar and don’t fish out their dick for inspection, they’re actually presenting a great big lie, because their natural self would be to show it off first?

Mrs"

I said do things your own way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a single guy is on here looking to meet with single women or couples, they will meet a challenge. No matter what you do regarding setting a good profile, having face pics etc etc, due to the imbalance of the male to female ratio. Its just less likely to happen, not impossible but pointlessly challenging. There are way easier ways of meeting single women than on here, this can be used as a tool but perhaps not the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs

I said do things your own way. "

Well doing things my way is to get sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have rules. I don't want a guy that tries too hard. I don't want a guy that conforms to silly rules...Just a guy that makes me want to fuck him. "

Actually this is probably a better rule of thumb

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

"
have your own teeth

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

Be exceptional !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

seem unfair on most men if it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a Dick!

However, that seems to be asking a bit to much on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be black & vwe would probably help.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Whilst some of your "rules" are good guidelines OP I'd disagree with the first three for starters - in my experience age and body type don't come into it, they may help in some cases, but they're by no means pre-requisites.

It's actually all down to the individual and being respectful and considerate, having correctly set expectations and not a hint of entitlement - add to that a decent profile and pics, and a willingness to make an effort by attending clubs and organised socials, or getting more involved in the forums, or even simply being willing to take time, all the while maintaining a positive attitude. Whilst all that won't guarantee anything, it will stand you in good stead

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The Fab ‘Holy Trinity’ for single guys (which the ladies use to skim read profiles) is;

Under 45;

Over 6ft;

Can accommodate.

Whether you tick all, some, or none of these boxes, the absolute basics for success in here can be summarised in to;

Patience and convenience

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Whilst some of your "rules" are good guidelines OP I'd disagree with the first three for starters - in my experience age and body type don't come into it, they may help in some cases, but they're by no means pre-requisites.

Well said that man

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

I’ve never read such a load of patronising twaddle in my life ..

I don’t and never have a problem conversing or finding meets ...

My problem is i only want to meet ladies or couples with ladies i would genuinely fancy in real life .. and they are so rare .

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Don't be a Dick!

However, that seems to be asking a bit to much on this site!

Charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never read such a load of patronising twaddle in my life ..

I don’t and never have a problem conversing or finding meets ...

My problem is i only want to meet ladies or couples with ladies i would genuinely fancy in real life .. and they are so rare ."

Well considering you meet most of the OPs points, it’s not a surprise that you don’t have any trouble finding meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

that's me screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Sinatra

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By *onforming_deviantWoman
over a year ago

Hull

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We have two rules for any meet...

(1) Have a face and body we both find attractive.

(2) Don't be disrespectful.

Lots of other things can be negotiated but those rules can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be rich ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 10 rules for success on here as a single guy, single gal or couple:

1. Don’t be a twunt.

2-10. See above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 10 rules for success on here as a single guy, single gal or couple:

1. Don’t be a twunt.

2-10. See above. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between 30 and 40? Absolute bollocks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be pushy

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"I don't have rules. I don't want a guy that tries too hard. I don't want a guy that conforms to silly rules...Just a guy that makes me want to fuck him. "

If you ask other women on here what they dislike about men’s profiles, I’m sure you’ll find a few things from that list. Unfortunately, single men have to put in the extra effort because there’s so many of them.

I’d like to add, when messaging couples, do not address the woman only.

OP, great list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

More??

Only two of these are even near correct for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find my profile so hard to write, tried various versions with little success

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

I'm sure it was meant well.

But seeing as I'm over 40..... maybe I'll moan about your post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have rules. I don't want a guy that tries too hard. I don't want a guy that conforms to silly rules...Just a guy that makes me want to fuck him.

I’d like to add, when messaging couples, do not address the woman only.

OP, great list."

Ah but I'm not other women. To me it's mostly bollocks. I know when I see a good one and it rarely follows what others think.

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By *az1Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ittle Girl LostWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"You forgot the bit that says "be over six feet tall""

I genuinely wish there was a height setting block thingy.... I can't help being a tall chick and I'm ONLY attracted to tall men....

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"I never follow rules...

That's for sheep

Didn’t know sheep could read

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Be yourself,

I want a woman that wants to fuck me because they like my traits, looks and personality

I love sex but won't lie, cheat or put on an act to get it because I've pretended to be someone I'm not.

To old for that sh.t

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

This is what we find

There’s no curse for friendly, articulate, engaging, respectful guys who really understand what Swinging is about.

You don’t have to brad Pitt or built like a pro sports man. Attraction of Body shape and style

Vary depending on the individual.

Those who think it’s just a quick shag, do no basic research on how the swinging world operates and the dynamics will always struggle.

Why ? because they are not suited to the swinging world. Their mind set is out of kinter with what it’s all abou

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I never follow rules...

That's for sheep

Didn’t know sheep could read

They adore reading baaabara cartland novels

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By *iger PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Cloud 9

I'd say they definitely need to go out to clubs and socials and actually meet people, instead of hiding behind a profile x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I'd say they definitely need to go out to clubs and socials and actually meet people, instead of hiding behind a profile x"

Pmsl! I’ve met more people ‘hiding behind my profile’ than I have visiting the clubs; what works for some, doesn’t always work for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be good looking and you'll get at least 95% of the meets you want. That works for both sexes. Feel free to disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I become 30-40 quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be good looking and you'll get at least 95% of the meets you want. That works for both sexes. Feel free to disagree."
this is so true

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"Just be good looking and you'll get at least 95% of the meets you want. That works for both sexes. Feel free to disagree."

Define good looking

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rules just hopefully get a woman who will at least reply to a message to have a conversation would be nice lol. Just be yourself and have fun as that's what everyone on here wants

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

All the rules.

Just be cool, try to have fun with it and don’t become bitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising??

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

"Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising?? "

I was assuming they were tongue in cheek. I would hope so

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising??

I was assuming they were tongue in cheek. I would hope so"

I am curious as to why they are felt to be patronising. They are not entirely serious and obviously there's not much you can do about hair or age (I fail on both those counts), but they are based on my experience as to what women on here find attractive.

Obviously, people can feel to disagree, but I don't see why it's patronising.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising?? "

Depends how sensitive you are, I'm not finding it patronising in the slightest

Can't beat a bit of banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising?? "

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

1. Over 30 yes but we will go over 40.

2. Preferable but genuine average is fine

3. No, be able to meet us in a club.

4. As we only meet in clubs we don't really care.

5. Agree with the first bit but 1 or 2 dick pics are ok as long as it's not too many.

6. Yes.

7. Yes again.

8. Yes but not around the dick.

9. Again yes.

10. You've got 4 yes's.

11. Read profiles before messaging.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Don’t post photos with a toilet in the background

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My 2 pence on the OP's brave attempt at offering advice in a forum where everyone claims to be an expert

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1. Be aged 30 to 40 (Age isn't as important as maturity, being engaging & being real)

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby (I agree with being toned, although having a belly & man boobs doesn't make it the end of the world)

3. Be able to accommodate (Not necessarily in your own home)

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out. (If you're not single be upfront if asked. If it never came up before a meet, and you're able to be present body & soul during the meet, nobody cares ie Don't check your watch & phone ever 5 mins; Don't excuse yourself every now & then to reply to text messages; Don't pop out frequently to make quick phone calls; Basically, don't act as if you're trying to prevent someone else from knowing that you're at a meet.)

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile (Horses for courses.., although I'd generally agree with this)

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women. (If that's your thing, then go right ahead. There are many women who like that who will get in touch)

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects. (I agree.., but also know to shut up and play if that's what your playmate wants)

8. Have hair (Or not! I don't think it matters. Some like, some don't)

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message. (I've got nothing against this, but personally this comes further down the line if I feel the other person is genuinely interested)

10. Do not moan, whinge or act entitled. Women hate that. (Men hate this too.., so it is a good general advice)

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Surely all of these are very subjective?!

I fancy the pants off and love to bits a guy who is 45 and does not ‘have hair’ so would make him unworthy as a single guy?

Sorry but preferences do not equal rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely all of these are very subjective?!

I fancy the pants off and love to bits a guy who is 45 and does not ‘have hair’ so would make him unworthy as a single guy?

Sorry but preferences do not equal rules

TB"
i would like to that my self

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By *reeman76Man
over a year ago

oldbury

I started to have more success after I started visiting clubs. It’s that simple.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

What FUCKING BOLLOCKS!

Who set you up as the Authority on here?

I personally hate these posts by over self entitled types (usually couples) who think they have a god given right to dictate to others (normally single guys).

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

"The 10 rules for success on here as a single guy, single gal or couple:

1. Don’t be a twunt.

2-10. See above. "

Wahey , I have learned a New Word .

A Brilliant New Word

Twunt

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

1. Leave fab

2. Take wanking back up

3. There is no 3.. Or 4.. Or 5.. or 6... You get the gist...

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

"The 10 rules for success on here as a single guy, single gal or couple:

1. Don’t be a twunt.

2-10. See above.

Wahey , I have learned a New Word .

A Brilliant New Word

Twunt

You twunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t agree with your rules. Apart from the accommodation, it does help

Rule number 1 read profile!!!

Only rule you need to know

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By *bzHotCplCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Read the persons or couples profile before messaging is a good piece of advice .....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont copy and paste same mesaages too all women like some do .some women do chat to each other .

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising??

I have a think skin (needed on here) but i find them insulting, nee bigoted.

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By *973 JimmyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Give up hope.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"Don’t agree with your rules. Apart from the accommodation, it does help

Rule number 1 read profile!!!

Only rule you need to know

Too True!

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

40s please!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

What FUCKING BOLLOCKS!

Who set you up as the Authority on here?

I personally hate these posts by over self entitled types (usually couples) who think they have a god given right to dictate to others (normally single guys)."

I think you have taken the OP a bit too seriously. To us it came across as a bit tongue in cheek.

I think using the word "rules" was probably a bit unfortunate, maybe "tips" would have been a better choice.

As we posted earlier we agree with some of it but not all.

As for self entitled and god given rights Etc.

We are all entitled and have a god given right to choice, especially when it comes to who we want to fuck.

Oh. Our "rule" No.12 would be: At least trimmed (preferably shaved) down below, but we are sure that others would like natural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 41 and shave my head.I enjoyed your company this last 2 years goodbye fabbers x

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I think using the word "rules" was probably a bit unfortunate, maybe "tips" would have been a better choice."
Not really. It would be no less patronising, and no more accurate.

"We are all entitled and have a god given right to choice, especially when it comes to who we want to fuck."
Go look for it, then. Go choose. That can be done without patronising people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think using the word "rules" was probably a bit unfortunate, maybe "tips" would have been a better choice.Not really. It would be no less patronising, and no more accurate.

We are all entitled and have a god given right to choice, especially when it comes to who we want to fuck.Go look for it, then. Go choose. That can be done without patronising people."

Surely something can only be patronising if aimed at someone specific. I mean if someone posted advise to aimed at couples, I’m hardly going to feel patronised because it wouldn’t be personally directed at me. On the other hand if someone gave uninvited advise to me personally about how to find men on Fab, I might find that patronising in the sense that it’s like teaching grandma to suck eggs. But generalised advise not aimed at me, that would surely be me being a bit over sensitive if I found that patronising?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick maths send enough messages eventually you get what u want

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By *hamboy69Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

I’m not sure wether I meet the criteria of the Op as I’m certainly out of the preferred age range but I seem to do ok.Most other guys I know who have success on here understand fully the dynamics of swinging and I think that’s the most important factor for success

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Surely something can only be patronising if aimed at someone specific."
Wrong. It is perfectly possible to patronise groups of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those aren't my rules but that's just me.

Mine are;

1. Don't be rude, bossy, arrogant or an arsehole/dick

2. Don't act entitled

3. Know when to take no for an answer

4. Know how to use your dick/hands and tongue

5. Always be polite and courteous

6. Don't be late if you are let them know.

7. Stop when you are asked

8. Wash and be hygienic

9. Don't try and fuck me when my pussy isn't wet.

10. Don't push your luck and try to do things I've said no to.

11. Don't make it out like I owe you anything just cause we have met you or are meeting you.

12. Read the profile and it'll save you a lot of time.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never read such a load of patronising twaddle in my life ..

I don’t and never have a problem conversing or finding meets ...

My problem is i only want to meet ladies or couples with ladies i would genuinely fancy in real life .. and they are so rare ."

exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely something can only be patronising if aimed at someone specific.Wrong. It is perfectly possible to patronise groups of people."

Indeed. If that group of people are all experts in their field. But if that group of people are of varying abilities, why is it patronising for advise to be given? Some may appreciate the advise

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"I think using the word "rules" was probably a bit unfortunate, maybe "tips" would have been a better choice.Not really. It would be no less patronising, and no more accurate.

We are all entitled and have a god given right to choice, especially when it comes to who we want to fuck.Go look for it, then. Go choose. That can be done without patronising people."

If you think that is patronising then that is your choice, just as choosing who we want to fuck is ours.

We don't have to look far for what we want, and we get plenty thanks.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Indeed. If that group of people are all experts in their field. But if that group of people are of varying abilities, why is it patronising for advise to be given? Some may appreciate the advise"

Somebody doesn’t have to be an expert to patronise them. You patronise people by behaving in a condescending manner. It is possible to patronise somebody while telling them something they don’t know. It can be in the delivery, or the content, or both.

It's worth examining in this particular instance. Who would ‘appreciate’ the advice to have hair? Or be in a certain age bracket? Or be able to accommodate? How is that advice going to help people powerless to change those things? Who would appreciate advice to have their face pic on their profile or, failing that, send it with their first message when they have very good reason NOT to do that? Who would ‘appreciate’ body shaming advice?

And to move on slightly, to the moaners, the whingers, the entitled, or those incapable of talking to women for more than ten minutes about something other than sex; how many of them are going to read that advice and think, “Wow, I never thought of it like that before, who knew this approach would garner no successes?

And who, exactly, does it serve (other than the couple’s inflated opinion of themselves) to take all these disparate things - characteristics that can’t be changed, important personal values, descriptions of arseholes - and lump them all together in one ‘guide’ for the single man, presented as though all single men would do well to follow it?

It’s patronising, and it’s unwelcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indeed. If that group of people are all experts in their field. But if that group of people are of varying abilities, why is it patronising for advise to be given? Some may appreciate the advise

It’s patronising, and it’s unwelcome."

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"If you think that is patronising then that is your choice, just as choosing who we want to fuck is ours."
It’s not a choice to be patronised. I’m not questioning your choice of who you fuck, either. These are not difficult things to understand.

"We don't have to look far for what we want, and we get plenty thanks.

"
Bully for you. I honestly couldn’t care less. It’s utterly irrelevant.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I think using the word "rules" was probably a bit unfortunate, maybe "tips" would have been a better choice.Not really. It would be no less patronising, and no more accurate.

We are all entitled and have a god given right to choice, especially when it comes to who we want to fuck.Go look for it, then. Go choose. That can be done without patronising people.

If you think that is patronising then that is your choice, just as choosing who we want to fuck is ours.

We don't have to look far for what we want, and we get plenty thanks.

pop up a single male profile and see how ya get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indeed. If that group of people are all experts in their field. But if that group of people are of varying abilities, why is it patronising for advise to be given? Some may appreciate the advise

It’s patronising, and it’s unwelcome."

To be honest, I would, and have done. There have been stacks of comments on the forums over about how people word their profiles, treat single men, reply to messages etc. I have often quietly made many adjustments on stuff I have learned on the forums. If I don’t agree, I ignore it. If I think we’re doing fine, I ignore it. But often something makes me stop and think. If someone were to start a thread giving advise to couples, I would listen. Some will be relevant to me, some won’t. Some I will disagree with, some I won’t. But I guess some people will find it patronising. And that’s a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il be a rebel ta dont like being told what to do thats why i still smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself.

So you're saying be false,tell a load of lies?

No, I am saying if your behaviour doesn't get you what you want, change your behaviour.

I don't hold that anyone has an immutable self that can't be changed. Hence "be yourself" is essentially meaningless.

Number 1 is going to be difficult for anyone under 30 and over 40.

And No 8 if you don't gave hair ... unless my toupee counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one rule ... be polite.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Indeed. If that group of people are all experts in their field. But if that group of people are of varying abilities, why is it patronising for advise to be given? Some may appreciate the advise

It’s patronising, and it’s unwelcome."

Just reread your comments. Yes you have a point that certain things people are powerless to change. I think that’s why this particular post was a bit tongue in cheek. Kind of a piss take at perhaps how fussy women and couple can be. Especially his use of the word ‘rules’ made it obvious to me he wasn’t being serious. I guess the OP misjudged his audience as it wasn’t taken as tongue in cheek by many. But I’ve seen so many more serious advise posts on the forums, and people just get so offended, and I’ve never understood why.

Mrs

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"How do I become 30-40 quickly?

Lie

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I think that’s why this particular post was a bit tongue in cheek."

I think it’s incredibly generous to the OP to suggest that. Hey ho.

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

For those of you who think this is tongue in cheek, I suggest you look a bit harder. I don't meet many of the op tips but do very well on here by just not being an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that’s why this particular post was a bit tongue in cheek.

I think it’s incredibly generous to the OP to suggest that. Hey ho."

That’s probably because I have a similar sense of humour to the OP

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

When I see evidence that either of you has one, I’ll be delighted to concede.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"Those aren't my rules but that's just me.

Mine are;

1. Don't be rude, bossy, arrogant or an arsehole/dick

2. Don't act entitled

3. Know when to take no for an answer

4. Know how to use your dick/hands and tongue

5. Always be polite and courteous

6. Don't be late if you are let them know.

7. Stop when you are asked

8. Wash and be hygienic

9. Don't try and fuck me when my pussy isn't wet.

10. Don't push your luck and try to do things I've said no to.

11. Don't make it out like I owe you anything just cause we have met you or are meeting you.

12. Read the profile and it'll save you a lot of time.

~Mia "

I quite like yours Mia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of you who think this is tongue in cheek, I suggest you look a bit harder. I don't meet many of the op tips but do very well on here by just not being an idiot."

That’s exactly why it is tongue in cheek. We all know there are men who don’t meet every single pointer but who do very well. The men I meet don’t fall into this ideal. It’s a list of ideals of what a lot of women seem to want. I doubt the post was intended to be taken quite so literally

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I become 30-40 quickly?

Lie

That would be great until you meet someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I see evidence that either of you has one, I’ll be delighted to concede."

You won’t see evidence of that aspect of my sense of humour on the forums. It’s best to keep that to myself methinks

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"...

...

We are all entitled and have a god given right to choice, especially when it comes to who we want to fuck. "

Yes i couldn't agree with you more! My choice may not (almost certainly isn't going) be yours The OP appeared to dictate the choices of others.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I prefer age 40 to 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer age 40 to 50."

Surely 40-56?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those aren't my rules but that's just me.

Mine are;

1. Don't be rude, bossy, arrogant or an arsehole/dick

2. Don't act entitled

3. Know when to take no for an answer

4. Know how to use your dick/hands and tongue

5. Always be polite and courteous

6. Don't be late if you are let them know.

7. Stop when you are asked

8. Wash and be hygienic

9. Don't try and fuck me when my pussy isn't wet.

10. Don't push your luck and try to do things I've said no to.

11. Don't make it out like I owe you anything just cause we have met you or are meeting you.

12. Read the profile and it'll save you a lot of time.

~Mia

I quite like yours Mia."

Thank you. Think our rules are common sense but with the folk you see on here maybe not.

~Mia

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

I’m done for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow bluebell you looking so sexi would love to Be taught a trick or 2 by u wearing them stockings on there own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the following:-

1) A flacid cock pic

2) a pic of your cock sticking out through your jeans zip

3) a pic of your cock out over the toilet

4) a pic of your cock with a laptop playing porn in the background

5) a pic of your cock with cum on

6) a pic of your cock.....oh I can't be arsed to write anymore but I'm sure you get my drift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore the "rules" and be yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the following:-

1) A flacid cock pic

2) a pic of your cock sticking out through your jeans zip

3) a pic of your cock out over the toilet

4) a pic of your cock with a laptop playing porn in the background

5) a pic of your cock with cum on

6) a pic of your cock.....oh I can't be arsed to write anymore but I'm sure you get my drift. "

A pic of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the following:-

1) A flacid cock pic

2) a pic of your cock sticking out through your jeans zip

3) a pic of your cock out over the toilet

4) a pic of your cock with a laptop playing porn in the background

5) a pic of your cock with cum on

6) a pic of your cock.....oh I can't be arsed to write anymore but I'm sure you get my drift.

A pic of what?

Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the following:-

1) A flacid cock pic

2) a pic of your cock sticking out through your jeans zip

3) a pic of your cock out over the toilet

4) a pic of your cock with a laptop playing porn in the background

5) a pic of your cock with cum on

6) a pic of your cock.....oh I can't be arsed to write anymore but I'm sure you get my drift.

A pic of what?

Penis

oh blimey

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By *orned123Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

I have no chance if I can complete the first rule

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Wow bluebell you looking so sexi would love to Be taught a trick or 2 by u wearing them stockings on there own. "

So its you whos been messaging me!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Indeed. If that group of people are all experts in their field. But if that group of people are of varying abilities, why is it patronising for advise to be given? Some may appreciate the advise

It’s patronising, and it’s unwelcome."

And a great filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6/10 and I ain’t doing too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be friendly

Stay positive

Amplify your most attractive traits

Wait

Be patient

Very patient

Don't be annoyed if nothing at all comes of it "

Very much agree with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large penis

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Treat women on fab the same as you would out in the real world.

Just because they're on a swingers site doesn't mean you can talk to them like sluts.

Ps my advice is based on theory as I can't get a meet

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need it is a pic of nice shoes and you'll get within a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have rules. I don't want a guy that tries too hard. I don't want a guy that conforms to silly rules...Just a guy that makes me want to fuck him. "

so...

11. Be a hypnotist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 rule there is no rules we dont all like the same things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a total dick

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman
over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

"You forgot the bit that says "be over six feet tall"

I genuinely wish there was a height setting block thingy.... I can't help being a tall chick and I'm ONLY attracted to tall men.... "

Ditto

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By *ookornotMan
over a year ago

fife

lol its nothing more than grown up game of kids playing world of war craft, behind the screen shy ,geeky but on screen there tough hard exellent at quick witted one liners but in real life !!!! picked last for sports , a pale shadow of there on screen macho heroics.... I made one error the other week and out of the many words on there profile much of it in capitals lol sent a nice reasnable message and was replied with 5 messages spelling out A R S E HOLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes (I would meet guys if they did not do all of the below)

do not -

ask for meet now

in one liner

write a fucking script of how it will go

do not have face and body pics

keep messaging before you have even had a reply

say how much you want to fuck me

tell me how to dress

ask to wear my clothes

ask me to dress you or make you into a girl

ask to meet before even saying hi

tell me how good you are at sex

assume I have never had meets just because I have no veris, I meet elsewhere

be married and try to hide it

want to bring your mate too

ask for bareback

use drugs of any description

talk me into things I will not do

today's rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

Generally pretty good advice. Especially for anyone hoping to get a response from us. The age range is a very personal thing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, 2 and 8 are not really things fellas can do anything about so not sure this can be advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1, 2 and 8 are not really things fellas can do anything about so not sure this can be advice!"

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1, 2 and 8 are not really things fellas can do anything about so not sure this can be advice!"

It’s supposed to be tongue-in-cheek so don’t take it as gospel. You can always do something about 2.

Turning up in a wig might not address 8.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"1, 2 and 8 are not really things fellas can do anything about so not sure this can be advice!"

With regards to No.8; you know when you receive that “Sorry, not my type” response to sending your face pic, what they actually mean is “No thanks baldy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one else find these rules somewhat patronising??

I was assuming they were tongue in cheek. I would hope so"

And arrogant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

have your own teeth

Gummy blow jobs

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

Don’t be an asshole but that’s a good rule for life in general!"

Rule 8 ...im never getting fucked again

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

I have a fair bit of interest conversations ...

I’m not 30-40 just a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on board with 50% of these

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I'm not tall and have bald head but I do OK on here so each to there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on board with 50% of these "

Actually, 60%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not an expert as I'm not a single guy, I'm the female half of the couple, however I agree with most of what op says (tongue in cheek or otherwise) and a lot of what others have said. Would just like to add though that good looking people are more likely to get what they want in all walks of life, not just on Fab.

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

Play hard to get

Bake cookies

Don’t show veris

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11.dont forget to write an essay on why you want to meet... God forbid any one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

11. Ignore the above and do things your own way.

Yes, because the guy who's "own way" is to post 236 pics of his own is and send messages saying "fancy a fuck" is definitely going to get meets.

It's a load of bollocks that "being yourself" is good advice. If being yourself turns people off then you need to change yourself. "

I tried to grow a big black dick,,,,

Failed miserably!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in one couple's view. "
exactly this

I'm 55 so out with their age rule, I have 30+ veris and quite happy with the way things go here

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By *nehotguy4funMan
over a year ago

North East

"Don’t be patronised."

Haha, my thoughts exactly.

Think the OP is presuming their personal preferences are the same as everyone else's.

How about:

#1. Be yourself.

#2. Don't lower your standards because of the huge gender imbalance on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello i am mark. I would like anyone to look at my profile and please tell if something is wrong or something needs to change on it. I have only talked to 2 lady's on here. The 1st said she wasn't interested in me and the 2nd one we sent about 6 or 7 messages and then she blocked me. I didn't loose me rag or say anything bad to her but she blocked me. Any help is very welcome. Thank you for your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confident and happy in your own skin.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

visiting Glasgow

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

Be respectful and yet a kinky pervert

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I’ll be back in a few years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

Be respectful and yet a kinky pervert"

Be tall. 6.2 is good

Be verified by a small but classy set of fabbers

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By *orksCouple25Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

We can’t understand why single guys spend hour upon hour on here with very little chance of even a social meeting never mind a shag . We think there are a lot of sad picture collectors on here who aren’t even bothered about actually meeting which is confirmed by the number of ‘no shows’ when they realise they have to perform and don’t have the confidence they will be able to do so when the pressure is on.

Normal dating sites have far more single women on and they want sex just like the women on here do ,so those are much more productive areas for single men to explore .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

Fuck women that aren't on fab it's a lot easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy on here called - .marcos30, literally the perfect man looks wise, but he is so modest he doesnt even know how hot he is. Its actually intimidating, he hates showing himself but is really confident too.

I like that about guys, ones who arent arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very hard for a single guy on here, what with the odds against them, but I reckon those who tick most of the following boxes will get there. Some unfortunately, you can't do much about.

So, the rules...

1. Be aged 30 to 40

2. Be toned. Not overly muscular, but not flabby

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be genuinely single or at least don't have an unknowing partner,. Even people who have no moral objections will probably get fed up with the contortions you have to go through to get out.

5. Do not have a dick pic as your avatar or a disembodied dick pic on your profile

6. Do not have a graphic description in your profile about what you do to women.

7. Be able to talk to women for more than ten minutes on non sexual subjects.

8. Have hair

9. It's there no face pics on your profile, send one with a first message.

10. Do not moan, winge or act entitled. Women hate that.

Any more?

I’m 53 so I haven’t even got past number one

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

"Those aren't my rules but that's just me.

Mine are;

1. Don't be rude, bossy, arrogant or an arsehole/dick

2. Don't act entitled

3. Know when to take no for an answer

4. Know how to use your dick/hands and tongue

5. Always be polite and courteous

6. Don't be late if you are let them know.

7. Stop when you are asked

8. Wash and be hygienic

9. Don't try and fuck me when my pussy isn't wet.

10. Don't push your luck and try to do things I've said no to.

11. Don't make it out like I owe you anything just cause we have met you or are meeting you.

12. Read the profile and it'll save you a lot of time.

~Mia "

These I agree with.

Those that say that just be yourself is bad advice is bollocks are wrong. Always be yourself. If your a knob head then hopefully you'll learn and try to become a better person

Just be honest treat people with respect and never forget it's another human on the other end.

I'm over 40. Not that good looking not got an amazing body and I have an odd sense of humour but I get meets. No idea why but I'm not complaining.

It's a great site just enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I am saying if your behaviour doesn't get you what you want, change your behaviour.

I don't hold that anyone has an immutable self that can't be changed. Hence "be yourself" is essentially meaningless. "

So what you're saying is even though I'm always polite and respectful, I should become an arrogant wanker because my original behaviour isn't getting me any meets. That seems very counterproductive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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