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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So me and a few of the guys have decided to team up in our filthy workwear and offer our services out there; possibly as an ‘MM’ profile (no homo) so you get the 2for1 experience. Just gauging interest at the moment, so if the idea makes you moist then get in my box. We have an optional extra guy in training that could possibly lead to an MMM - he just needs to learn to put some clothes on. You can order in extra condiments dependant on the viscosity of lubricant and level of filth you’d like including:- Hydraulic oil, engine oil, kerosene and whipped cream. I’ll wait for the other guys to comment below so you can see who’s face you will be sitting on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is no joke all of the above stands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Congrats you are our first customer!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Sorry op but the word "moist" makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have apple cider vinegar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is no joke all of the above stands"

You're bloke number 2?

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

no homo?

got a feeling your inboxes will be bursting at the seams soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can have what ever you desire

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over a year ago

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"U can have what ever you desire"

use reply + quote so we know who you are talking to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My inbox is empty and my balls are full.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do apologise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is empty and my balls are full."

That explains the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So me and a few of the guys have decided to team up in our filthy workwear and offer our services out there; possibly as an ‘MM’ profile (no homo) so you get the 2for1 experience. Just gauging interest at the moment, so if the idea makes you moist then get in my box. We have an optional extra guy in training that could possibly lead to an MMM - he just needs to learn to put some clothes on. You can order in extra condiments dependant on the viscosity of lubricant and level of filth you’d like including:- Hydraulic oil, engine oil, kerosene and whipped cream. I’ll wait for the other guys to comment below so you can see who’s face you will be sitting on.

Thanks

Ohh god that word....moist

Honestly if this isn’t a joke...it really should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to wear filthy work wear? You don't work down sewers do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

Ohh god that word....moist

Honestly if this isn’t a joke...it really should be

Sometimes wet doesn't quite cover it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks

Ohh god that word....moist

Honestly if this isn’t a joke...it really should be

Moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

Ohh god that word....moist

Honestly if this isn’t a joke...it really should be

Moist. "

Ick...just ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc"

Set menu? How many courses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

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where would you like this to take place??? Destination is ur choice

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc"

Is there a spreadsheet listing the menu, choice of location, etc? I have a thing for mechanics overalls covered in oil and grime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the guy who needs to learn to put his clothes on is here waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have to wear filthy work wear? You don't work down sewers do you?"
jo sewer work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Set menu? How many courses? "
more a European menu many appetisers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Is there a spreadsheet listing the menu, choice of location, etc? I have a thing for mechanics overalls covered in oil and grime

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that is well and truly in the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

where would you like this to take place??? Destination is ur choice "

Are you bringing your rod? What headwear will you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Set menu? How many courses? more a European menu many appetisers "

So no full course? Left unsatisfied?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

where would you like this to take place??? Destination is ur choice

Are you bringing your rod? What headwear will you have? "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Set menu? How many courses? more a European menu many appetisers

So no full course? Left unsatisfied? "
workmanship guaranteed

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Is there a spreadsheet listing the menu, choice of location, etc? I have a thing for mechanics overalls covered in oil and grime

that is well and truly in the menu "

Will there be one of those little lights attached to the headwear? Will goggles be worn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha the guy who needs to learn to put his clothes on is here waiting

Oh my God! Tell me it's not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Set menu? How many courses? more a European menu many appetisers

So no full course? Left unsatisfied? "

Sounds like a smorgasbord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha the guy who needs to learn to put his clothes on is here waiting

Oh my God! Tell me it's not you

Haha sounds like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get to pick whose face we sit on?

Where will all this take place? In the garden? The workshop? A boiler room?

Yes you get to choose, and pick items from the set menu, choose location etc

Set menu? How many courses? more a European menu many appetisers

So no full course? Left unsatisfied? workmanship guaranteed "

By who? I need to see reviews from satisfied customers.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha the guy who needs to learn to put his clothes on is here waiting

Here he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a hard hat and head light if you want that extra. Also nylon gloves maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys! "

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load"

You should hold interviews

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load"

Pencil poised complete with sexy specs on.....

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load"

is your inbox bursting like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

Pencil poised complete with sexy specs on....."

I will have you in my office for an interview

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

Pencil poised complete with sexy specs on.....

I will have you in my office for an interview"

Dictation as a skills test perhaps?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

Pencil poised complete with sexy specs on.....

I will have you in my office for an interview"

3 hours waiting for an interview....shocking eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will have to pm me pics to set it up

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Oh god filthy workwear my fave

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Are they on trust a trader don’t want no cowboys

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

is your inbox bursting like?"

I bet it is with those women who wouldn't get looked at twice in the real world as per profile txt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

is your inbox bursting like?

I bet it is with those women who wouldn't get looked at twice in the real world as per profile txt "

What’s your point? People have their own preferences and opinions and that is mine, so get off your high horse

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

is your inbox bursting like?

I bet it is with those women who wouldn't get looked at twice in the real world as per profile txt

What’s your point? People have their own preferences and opinions and that is mine, so get off your high horse"

Not on any high horse here thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

is your inbox bursting like?

I bet it is with those women who wouldn't get looked at twice in the real world as per profile txt

What’s your point? People have their own preferences and opinions and that is mine, so get off your high horse

Your attitude was my point and you showed it again there

You’re the one fishing through the forums finding where to place your negative input; and scouring my profile too

A post with a bit of fun, take your shit elsewhere and get back to peeping round your net curtains

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Think he’s gone off to polish his tools lol leaving unanswered questions

It's not a good sign is it? Bunch of cowboys!

I think we need a secretary to handle the load

is your inbox bursting like?

I bet it is with those women who wouldn't get looked at twice in the real world as per profile txt

What’s your point? People have their own preferences and opinions and that is mine, so get off your high horse

Your attitude was my point and you showed it again there

You’re the one fishing through the forums finding where to place your negative input; and scouring my profile too

A post with a bit of fun, take your shit elsewhere and get back to peeping round your net curtains

Nice reply

people have their own opinions remember and that's mine

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Thought I would add one just for the thread.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Thought I would add one just for the thread."

Just to show it's not just you guys that can rock your Dickies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm friends on here with a couple of guys who've teamed up very successfully... Don't think they offer filthy work gear... But they're hot and filthy all the same

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By *ed PlanetCouple
over a year ago

Beautiful East Yorkshire

"Sorry op but the word "moist" makes me

My favourite 2 words are moist gusset!!! And they go well together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought I would add one just for the thread.

Just to show it's not just you guys that can rock your Dickies

Who’s rocking who’s dickies

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