FabSwingers.com forum: Why won’t women reply to me?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you expect to get a reply if you don't send a message?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its a trick question

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My dad used to complain that nobody texted him. I had to point out that he didn't have a mobile.

This mundane tale of family life might give you pause for thought.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

All of the above

Yep all the above

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"My dad used to complain that nobody texted him. I had to point out that he didn't have a mobile.

This mundane tale of family life might give you pause for thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

I think it's the Friends clapping thing.

Just checking.... hang on....

Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

I think it's the Friends clapping thing.

Just checking.... hang on....

Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing

X "

You have a meaningless Facebook warning on your profile.....I think I’ll wait for another opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

I think it's the Friends clapping thing.

Just checking.... hang on....

Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing

You have a meaningless Facebook warning on your profile.....I think I’ll wait for another opinion

I don't actually know why that's there, I did scoff at my husband for adding it. Therefore my opinion stands

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

Add cock pics mate... drives them wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add cock pics mate... drives them wild

Bahahahaha

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Here’s a well meaning opinion OP, not being nasty, some genuine advice - your profile is immature, the women on this site don’t want to deal with a man-child. You’re 30 years old - Humour is good but I recognise some of that regurgitated meme shit - ‘settle for 2 inches less’ is that Tinder profile from some guy in the USA. The young men that do well on here are perceived as being mature beyond their years, yet have the vitality of youth. Rebrand yourself, there’s loads of great advice on here if you take time and effort... and it does work. Get yourself to a cougars and cubs night or a Milfclub event, you’ll have the best sex of your life.

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By *ireupthequattroCouple
over a year ago

Stratford

Another single guy not getting any sweeties ,,,, man up. Grow up. Lisa.

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Add cock pics mate... drives them wild

You made my night xx

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
" Hey im a female im certainly not fake! I dunno where to start! I have had indepth profile info on mine & i realised not a lot of men paid attention so i shortened it! Ehm!!! I wouldnt message u hun ur profile info is " meant to be funny but it comes across as " ur trying too hard! And the soaked shirt in the shower???? That does nothing for me, many many folk dont get a reply on this site dont take a tantrum and expect females to be falling over themselves and asking u out! Ps change ur whole profile info be urself not someone u wud avoid at a party with their silly jokes! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe your thread was posted in a light-hearted manner - and will respond likewise:

Phhooarrrrrr - what a Derrierre!!! I'd reply only to appreciate the squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezability of your rear ['cos you're not in Ireland anyway, you wee toyboy!

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PS - I really DO have a thing for squeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing lovely derrierres - that's not just a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow, it’s amazing how many people don’t read the full thread before voicing their opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe your thread was posted in a light-hearted manner - and will respond likewise:

Phhooarrrrrr - what a Derrierre!!! I'd reply only to appreciate the squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezability of your rear ['cos you're not in Ireland anyway, you wee toyboy!

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PS - I really DO have a thing for squeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing lovely derrierres - that's not just a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well personally i think its the lack of cock pics...ohhh and the sexually suggestive harrassing messages full of cock pics, drives the women wild

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

Women are way out numbered by men dude.... stand out with messages

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Well personally i think its the lack of cock pics...ohhh and the sexually suggestive harrassing messages full of cock pics, drives the women wild

I've heard imitation is the best form of flattery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well personally i think its the lack of cock pics...ohhh and the sexually suggestive harrassing messages full of cock pics, drives the women wild

I've heard imitation is the best form of flattery

Ahh thats where im going wrong im using the total harrassment with dick pics method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, it’s amazing how many people don’t read the full thread before voicing their opinion

People are too keen to voice their opinion rather than actually read anything. You've been here long enough to know that!

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By *ucy83SOWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Here’s a well meaning opinion OP, not being nasty, some genuine advice - your profile is immature, the women on this site don’t want to deal with a man-child. You’re 30 years old - Humour is good but I recognise some of that regurgitated meme shit - ‘settle for 2 inches less’ is that Tinder profile from some guy in the USA. The young men that do well on here are perceived as being mature beyond their years, yet have the vitality of youth. Rebrand yourself, there’s loads of great advice on here if you take time and effort... and it does work. Get yourself to a cougars and cubs night or a Milfclub event, you’ll have the best sex of your life."

I disagree with this, I think the OPs profile is great, it’s amusing and if he was nearer I’d probably have messaged him.

I’m not speaking for all women on here, but a funny & slightly quirky profile will always peaks my interest and I’m more tempted to reply or even message if I come across one,

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By *r missCouple
over a year ago

south wales

Haha so many people who’s head this went over. And triggered. Good fishing sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

I think it's the Friends clapping thing.

Just checking.... hang on....

Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing

You have a meaningless Facebook warning on your profile.....I think I’ll wait for another opinion

I don't actually know why that's there, I did scoff at my husband for adding it. Therefore my opinion stands

Yeah that disclaimer is pointless as many folk have pointed out on many a swinging site ..Firstly if you ever found the person that stole your pics and you decided to take them to court at your expense ..you would have to tell the judge that this person(if you did have the evidence it was them) stole your cock and tits pictures ..it totally unenforceable and just takes up most of your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha so many people who’s head this went over. And triggered. Good fishing sir. "

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I disagree with this, I think the OPs profile is great, it’s amusing and if he was nearer I’d probably have messaged him.

I’m not speaking for all women on here, but a funny & slightly quirky profile will always peaks my interest and I’m more tempted to reply or even message if I come across one,

Aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man-child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked your profile too. I love a good sense of humour in a profile but one thing I’d say - as a newbie so doesn’t count for much - there’s no depth at all to it. And you don’t really elaborate on what you’re looking for. Great pics tho!

Good luck!

MrsH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

Damn those bitches for not being mind readers, they're just frigid, it's them not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read your profile.

Good sense of humour is great.

But there can be too much sense of humour on here especially since we are looking for nsa sex.

You didn't really say what you are into what you want etc.

Loving the shower pic.

Good luck

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I like your profile....I love the Lego brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad news mate, it's not just women, I wouldn't message you either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

It's your user name mate. A piece of cake isn't any good, we want the whole cake with icing on too. So my advice is to change to "hole-cake" xxx

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

You say in your profile your mainly on for the forums.

So why would couples approach you to meet when you’re already said where your priorities are - the forums. ??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aawwww. I love the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could be your attitude OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

Straight over their heads it went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

I'm a real female... On here to get pregnant before my eggs run out, totes in to the whole breeding thing, looking to get married a third time... Third time lucky right? I love friends and clapping and Forbes magazine says I'm the greatest lay ever.

Etop messaging other women you bastard. You said I was the only one. I hate you.

Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

Etop messaging other women you bastard. You said I was the only one. I hate you.

Marry me."

Wow, you seem crazy

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

It's your user name mate. A piece of cake isn't any good, we want the whole cake with icing on too. So my advice is to change to "hole-cake" xxx"

A-whole cake?

Only teasing OP!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

It's your user name mate. A piece of cake isn't any good, we want the whole cake with icing on too. So my advice is to change to "hole-cake" xxx

A-whole cake?

Only teasing OP!!"

Hmmm. I quite like this

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

Straight over their heads it went

Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

Straight over their heads it went

Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?

It does. I need to take a more serious approach apparently. The forums are no place for a joke.

Your profile bad. Bareback is wrong. Bloody single men, grrrr

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You OK hun? *Hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You OK hun? *Hugs*"

I feel so safe now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You OK hun? *Hugs*

I feel so safe now

Find your safe place. You'll be ok. Its such a tough world

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

Straight over their heads it went

Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?

It does. I need to take a more serious approach apparently. The forums are no place for a joke.

Your profile bad. Bareback is wrong. Bloody single men, grrrr "

Aw Cake you know I love you just as you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

Straight over their heads it went

Nah it hasn't...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.

Straight over their heads it went

Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?

It does. I need to take a more serious approach apparently. The forums are no place for a joke.

Your profile bad. Bareback is wrong. Bloody single men, grrrr

Aw Cake you know I love you just as you are

Oh shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

All of the above

This

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Seems you only score with Head Fucks!

Nice work again!!

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By *rs Butterfly.Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

Your profile looks ok I would add a few more pics. But no cock shots!! It's light hearted and witty which I like.

Fab is hardwork.You only get out what effort you put in. If you don't send any messages you won't get a response.

I would suggest go to clubs or fab socials in your area to get to know people and get some veris under your belt.

Mrs B

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Bad news mate, it's not just women, I wouldn't message you either."

Just snorted coffee, a real LoL

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

Your profile looks ok I would add a few more pics. But no cock shots!! It's light hearted and witty which I like.

Fab is hardwork.You only get out what effort you put in. If you don't send any messages you won't get a response.

I would suggest go to clubs or fab socials in your area to get to know people and get some veris under your belt.

Mrs B "

You do know he’s kidding right?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Lol I was wondering how long it would take you sj ha ha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

This is the reason.

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By *arkliverpoolMan
over a year ago

whiston / the lakes sometimes

Try the scatter gun approach message every woman in a 20 mile radius you might get 1 back tho I had to up it to 30 mile radius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

This is the reason.

Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

This is the reason.

Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?

That was mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

This is the reason.

Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?

That was mine "

Congratulations. You're still a fraud though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

This is the reason.

Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?

That was mine

Congratulations. You're still a fraud though

The cheek of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

This is the reason.

Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?

That was mine

Congratulations. You're still a fraud though

The cheek of it!"

At least I wrote all mine!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

Is it wrong that I read this thread title in the voice of Pitt the Younger from Blackadder..."Why do nice girls hate me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him "

Also they clearly didn't read the third line of the op lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him "

We are still well over due a cherry bakewell. Sort it out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

Also they clearly didn't read the third line of the op lol"

They never do pieman

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By *izzlemoonMan
over a year ago

Bath

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

No idea. I saw your profile and imo it seems a bit joke heavy almost like your trying to hard to appeal well lacking relatability. I think you need to be really astute with conversation in messages to get attention considering how many guys there are and how selective women can be. I empathise though it can be very frustrating when you feel your getting no where but don't take it personally it's just part of the game so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies

Thanks anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies

Thanks anyway"

Is it because you're not sending any messages?

Do I get a prize?

PS my dad still hasn't got any texts or a mobile.

I'm revolting.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies

Thanks anyway

Is it because you're not sending any messages?

Do I get a prize?

PS my dad still hasn't got any texts or a mobile.

I'm revolting."

You are not that bad

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now

No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies

Thanks anyway

Is it because you're not sending any messages?

Do I get a prize?

PS my dad still hasn't got any texts or a mobile.

I'm revolting.

You are not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad used to complain that nobody texted him. I had to point out that he didn't have a mobile.

This mundane tale of family life might give you pause for thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him "

And if they don't?

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over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

And if they don't?"

Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke

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over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

And if they don't?"

Erm then they wouldn’t know, obviously.

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over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

And if they don't?

Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you're a stud and you scare them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you're a stud and you scare them off. "

He so is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

And if they don't?

Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke"

Then they wouldn't be able to get their dig in at a single man lamenting his bad luck on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

And if they don't?

Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke

Then they wouldn't be able to get their dig in at a single man lamenting his bad luck on here. "

This is true. But it only makes them look stupid

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over a year ago

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

If you're really, really, really serious about wanting more attention, you'll need to get your very own fake female profile, complete with pics of any nubile 19 year old woman and a profile text that says you'll have filthy, uninhibited sex with the first 100 men who message you.

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Its not the worst profile ,probably too much emphasis on trying to be funny.

I guess in real life he may be funny ,but in written word it doesn't come across that way.

Good luck kid ,dont try too hard.

Get to a club and you are far more likely to get some action .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to get your cock out im afraid and wiggle it about a bit. Bit more caps lock to show you're definitely annoyed.

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over a year ago

"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.

His profile text is seriously funny, just like him

And if they don't?

Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke"

I'm not disputing that.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Is it my profile?

Are all women fake on here?

Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?

I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "

Incompatible senses of humour maybe? No need to be bugged by it; you've both dodged a disparity bullet.

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