FabSwingers.com forum: Woodys wank chat #2 (with your hostess Auntie Polly)

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Rules are as follows:-

1. Post I'm in, Polly will pair you and you can have a wank chat with your pair using which ever method you prefer, inbox/cam/kik/skype/carrier-pigeon/smoke-signal/semaphore/loudhailer...

2. Actual deed is to be done in private by your chosen method at a mutually convenient time.

3. Afterwards reports of how you go on to be posted back here for everyone's enjoyment. No report, no second go. Full length essay or single word, it doesn't matter, but we want to hear from you.

4. Auntie Polly may add new rules at any time

Do please remember when posting reports, keep it nice! There are forum rules about personal attacks and naming/shaming, so if things don't work out then maybe say not a success for you, but don't attack your partner. This is all supposed to be for a bit of fun and to encourage unlikely people to get to know each other.

Enjoy!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The last few couples from the previous time were:

MrEyeSpy and Sandman24

oakknocker and jhb1

mufctimmyg and cTbeck

Also waiting to be paired were;

cenas and RedWing91

Davew2565 and Dorset_explorer

Remember to drop your filters so you can message each other.

Start as soon as you like, have fun and lets see those reports when you've cum...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

I’m in!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

So am i

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeahh why not

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last few couples from the previous time were:

MrEyeSpy and Sandman24

oakknocker and jhb1

mufctimmyg and cTbeck

Also waiting to be paired were;

cenas and RedWing91

Davew2565 and Dorset_explorer

Davew2565 Needs to remove filters

Remember to drop your filters so you can message each other.

Start as soon as you like, have fun and lets see those reports when you've cum..."

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo hello again auntie Polly! Can you pair me up with another gorgeous women again?

Had loads of fun yesterday all thanks to you

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"The last few couples from the previous time were:

MrEyeSpy and Sandman24

oakknocker and jhb1

mufctimmyg and cTbeck

Also waiting to be paired were;

cenas and RedWing91

Davew2565 and Dorset_explorer

Davew2565 Needs to remove filters

Remember to drop your filters so you can message each other.

Start as soon as you like, have fun and lets see those reports when you've cum..."

Hi Dorset, looks like Dave has excluded himself by leaving his filters on, I can't talk to him either. So re-pair, its Dorset_explorer with NakedTrooper.

Other pairings to be announced as soon as I'm out of bed and put me knickers on...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Now i think i recognise a few names from yesterday, and i don't remember seeing reports from all of you. No going again until you either give a report or fess up that it didn't happen for some reason - keep it clean, though, no personal attacks. No shame if it just didn't work out...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Now i think i recognise a few names from yesterday, and i don't remember seeing reports from all of you. No going again until you either give a report or fess up that it didn't happen for some reason - keep it clean, though, no personal attacks. No shame if it just didn't work out..."

Not me I'm still waiting,I feel like the last kid waiting to be picked at football.lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please pick me!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I’m a very happy customer after yesterday haha

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Pairings will be posted at lunch time

Auntie Polly late for an appointment lol, must dash! xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Aunt Polly - pair me with you!!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in again aunt polly tho i wont be free until late afternoon when i will make one lucky fellas toes curl on kik mmmmmmm

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"Aunt Polly - pair me with you!!!"

Mmmmm. I wouldn't mind being invited to help things along with that pairing

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im in again aunt polly tho i wont be free until late afternoon when i will make one lucky fellas toes curl on kik mmmmmmm

"
and if there are any guys who want to form a kik wank group then im all for it mmmmm pics vids to share if u share urs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"Aunt Polly - pair me with you!!!

Mmmmm. I wouldn't mind being invited to help things along with that pairing

I hope so x you are gorgeous x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"Aunt Polly - pair me with you!!!

Mmmmm. I wouldn't mind being invited to help things along with that pairing

I hope so x you are gorgeous x"

Why thank you. You're rather lush yourself x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Okay pairings cumming up!

We've already got NakedTrooper & Dorset_explorer

Then lets try:

anewway2016 & _acktar74

Atallguy16 & wandachimp

_knick45 & shaunhenna

alexjames251 & _unguya2z

pieman74 & NaughtyButNiceGuy21

Paul28x & tulip-sometimes

Faye has shown she is more than capable, so can you try a three way? BigrigHull & _issyfaggotfaye & biscuits69

MistressZoe i'd love to join you but i'm so busy just doing the organisation! However if you try to fix up an appointment with _ilkynmyzzy let me know the time and date, and I'll see if I can get to join in

For that matter I live in Manchester, and frequently travel through Cheshire, so who knows I might just get to pop in and join one or the other of you in person

Everybody now, make your arrangements, then ready, steady, wank!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Just seen this, sounds like fun! I'm at home feeling very turned on and would love an explicit chat with a naughty lady for mutual pleasure

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uracell-DannyMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent my message hopefully this will be as much fun as yesterday

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

FlirtMan and Duracell, you're together

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"im in again aunt polly tho i wont be free until late afternoon when i will make one lucky fellas toes curl on kik mmmmmmm

and if there are any guys who want to form a kik wank group then im all for it mmmmm pics vids to share if u share urs

Kinky bitch

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I've messaged Biscuits Miss Polly but Bigrighull has filters up so can't message him x care to pick me another 3rd ? X

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've messaged Biscuits Miss Polly but Bigrighull has filters up so can't message him x care to pick me another 3rd ? X

Me please Polly me please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Kik

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"I've messaged Biscuits Miss Polly but Bigrighull has filters up so can't message him x care to pick me another 3rd ? X

Me please Polly me please"

You've already tried to wangle in lol bugger off

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've messaged Biscuits Miss Polly but Bigrighull has filters up so can't message him x care to pick me another 3rd ? X

Me please Polly me please

You've already tried to wangle in lol bugger off

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aunt polly i dont think paul28x is interested so pick me someone else if you like

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn’t interested either Polly

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

I'm happy to be paired with someone else too.

Xxx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i just say that i wont chat to anyone without pics , need to see who im chatting with

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *kexpat81Man
over a year ago

Aldgate

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Lol sorry all, busy this evening. Can you last few organise yourselves between you? I'll check back in later when i can. Have fun everyone, Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in"
me and this guy have teamed up

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi everyone, I've list track of who is paired up and who is waiting lol. So if you're still waiting can you pm me just saying waiting for the wank game, and I'll try to pair you up this afternoon. Kisses, auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi everyone. Okay thelongfellow is paired with jacktar, exchange your messages and get started. Post back here to tell us about what fun you have

Kisses, Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Okay dave_lancs, you're with kinky_fooker. You know what to do, rules are at the top of the page. Have fun then come tell us about it

Kisses, Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a gorgeous female auntie polly? I fancy playing again haha

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Can I have a gorgeous female auntie polly? I fancy playing again haha"

If you can find one hiding on the thread somewhere, give me her name and I'll see what I can do

Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/03/18 21:29:52]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another site we had a cockapalooza . We pick a room and the guys decorate their cocks in costumes . Then everyone watches one guy at a time as he strokes and comes . Best costume and best cumshot prizes awarded. It was a lot of fun .

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure / count me in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9

Hi Poly. I’m in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

im in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my first go at this, was very enjoyable.

Shame I had a bug and had to stop halfway through.

Was great fun still

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now in again if allowed

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved being naked, and wanking with Dorset Explorer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rishguy38Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first go at this, was very enjoyable with nakedtrooper.

Shame I had a bug and had to stop halfway through.

Was great fun still"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Urban Foxes: In please"

Hi Urban Foxes, if you want to be in you will have to unhide your profile and drop your filters. Don't know if you are visible to men/women/couples, but you are definitely hidden and blocking tv/ts, so I can't see you to pair you up...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Polly can you pair me please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rEyeSpyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I’m in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *wingnewbieMan
over a year ago

Melbourne

Count me in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Male here alone today. Would love to be paired xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello all you happy wank people! Many apologies for being absent, things been a little bit busy recently. So, let's get started on some pairings!

WelshLad9320 you had better go with Irishguy38.

Then using the same kind of logic, Dorset_explorer you are with devonguy101, and _orksbiguy you are with new jersey dan.

Also MrEyeSpy you are with puzzlepage.

_ajic wand you have got a little experience at this now, so can you please show _wingnewbie the ropes? You can show him other things as well if you like

Firework couple, you say that you're just the male, but unfortunately the rules say that couples profiles get two to play with. We can't break the rules, so you have to take both DCJ123 and teds85.

That just seems to leave NakedTrooper & 69makehercumfirst69, and Chumley36 who gets our highly experienced correspondent alexjames251.

Contact your partners, wanking chat is by any method you like from hi-def video link to semaphore flag signals, and if it turns out you live in the next street to each other, you can always just look through each others bedroom windows! Have a great wank folks, then come back and report. If this game gets popular enough maybe we'll get some tee-shirts printed, essential wear for the next fab social you attend

Horny kisses from your Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in! Pair me up aunt polly!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rules are as follows:-

1. Post I'm in, Polly will pair you and you can have a wank chat with your pair using which ever method you prefer, inbox/cam/kik/skype/carrier-pigeon/smoke-signal/semaphore/loudhailer...

2. Actual deed is to be done in private by your chosen method at a mutually convenient time.

3. Afterwards reports of how you go on to be posted back here for everyone's enjoyment. No report, no second go. Full length essay or single word, it doesn't matter, but we want to hear from you.

4. Auntie Polly may add new rules at any time

Enjoy!!"
im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Boabydazzler, you're with sol90. Enjoy, then come back and tell us all about it. Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi _knick45, didn't I pair you up with somebody a couple of days ago? I don't remenber seeing any report on how you went on... Cum on, we all want to read about the saucy details

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I want polly I want to adore you with love and wet sloppy kisses x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very jolly intriguing, here I am.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in !

Looks very interesting.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I want polly I want to adore you with love and wet sloppy kisses x"

Make it a 3some with you ladies, I'm in haha

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m new and I’m in x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male part of couple would like to be paired please x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello all, new pairings!

boredhubby86 you're with _knick45 (who is on their last chance because I'm still waiting for their report from last time, but you both have numbers in your names, so must be a good match...)

cutelady, I know you say that you're the male half only, but rule is rules, couples profiles gets two partners. So you get Poetsday & mjokent. Actually, I think that because you were cheeky asking, you should take a third as well, kinkynomad you're in here. Have a glorious group wank guys

Juciyass, we were paired together right at the top of the original thread for this game, and never got chance. So lets say that we go for it now, you have legs to die for and I can't wait to get my fingers on your photos. And the delectable MsGivesWood, I could never deny you anything, I think we would both love you to join in us

So that's the running order for today, get your fingers on your buzzers, contact your partners, have a lovely sticky fingered time

See you when your reports come in, Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for me auntie polly?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi alex, you know what you're doing, do you think you can take these other two below you in hand?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi alex, you know what you're doing, do you think you can take these other two below you in hand?

If they want to I’ll try aha x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ick and JoMan
over a year ago

worcester

Hi Polly, I’m in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Boaby, you're already in, I paired you with sol90 somewhere above. If you're done there and want to go again, you need to post a report about how it went

edsmith111 you are with Mick and Jo, who I think is just one person? Mick and Jo if you are actually a couple, then rules are that you have to take on two. In which case start with edsmith, and then also pick up whoever is the next person to join...

Have fun guys, let me know how it turns out

Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ev clash 69Man
over a year ago

i will cum where you need me

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Kev clash, I'm sorry but we don't seem to be having any more new takers today

Tell you what though, why don't you scroll back up a few posts, and try getting in touch with Boaby? He seemed to be having difficulty with his original partner. Hope it works out and you get a great time

Come back after and let us all know what happened. Happy wanking, Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Oh hi BlackVersatility welcome to wank chat. Can you get in touch with Kev, about two posts above? Hope that you have a great time, come back and tell us after cumming

Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly dorset_explorer dissapeared on me can I be paired with someone else please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *woofuslondonCouple
over a year ago

london

Were in xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *pacer2009Man
over a year ago

burnham

I’m in!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Good morning all, just a couple of new pairings today.

devonguy101 & _woofuslondon

Now _woofuslondon are a couple and really should have two partners, but we're a bit short on people today, so devonguy do you think that you could cum twice for them?

And then _pacer2009 can you message rebelcock86 please?

Have a great time and cum back to tell us about it afterward. Kisses from your Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London

This sounds fun .. im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polly people in paired with don’t seem to want to! Anyone actually want to? X

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in on this!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *p for fun 1Man
over a year ago

peterborough

I'm in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi alex, it's a shame when people sign up then don't want to play

How about you and _otts72 give it a try?

NakedTrooper, haven't you been round before? And i don't remember seeing your report! So tell us how it went, we all want to hear

And then you can have a go with

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

... with NakedWaiter1

Happy wanking!! Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aturisteve69Man
over a year ago

Frodsham

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uracell-DannyMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

As aunty polly is currently indisposed due to her night out I'll pair you guys. Exhibitionisteve69 and biscuits 69, _amrod400and Duracell-Danny. You're all sorted now post the results of your happy union on here. Love Woody xxx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uracell-DannyMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Im cool with it...not too sure about other dude is

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As aunty polly is currently indisposed due to her night out I'll pair you guys. Exhibitionisteve69 and biscuits 69, _amrod400and Duracell-Danny. You're all sorted now post the results of your happy union on here. Love Woody xxx

I'm in would love to be paired with you Miss woody x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi guys,

No luck for me on my pairings, keen to give it another go though.

I'm in!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ows the time 300Man
over a year ago

Rickmansworth

I'll give it a go

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He!lo, I am in....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi alex, it's a shame when people sign up then don't want to play

How about you and _otts72 give it a try?

NakedTrooper, haven't you been round before? And i don't remember seeing your report! So tell us how it went, we all want to hear

And then you can have a go with "

I was paired with Dorset Explorer, and I did put a quick report up x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *1lliamMan
over a year ago

chorley

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *woofuslondonCouple
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 18/03/18 21:13:01]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *woofuslondonCouple
over a year ago

london

Were in still

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My match hasn’t responded!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *nlyme45Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Why not I'm in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were in still"

I’m happy to pair up with you

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rishguy38Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello everyone! Sorry about my absence, I was at the Barnsley forum social last night, a good time was had by all, but your Auntie Polly was ...unavailable... for most of today

Back to the business in hand though, lets pair up a few people:

mr_2babsx & _1lliam

Boabydazzler666 & Nows the time 300

matt463 & _nlyme45

NakedTrooper & Thestockingsman

kakashi17 I'm very afraid that Ms Woody is an extremely busy lady at the moment and regrets that she would be unable to help you out

So instead you are with willz36m, I hope that you will put in as much if not more energy than if it had been Ms Woody.

Remember that any couples profiles have to take on two at a time (only fair because you have more hands to work with...) so:

_woofuslondon & Hertsguycolin & bigcockinmacc

john and michelle & kinksandtribs & kinkyfooker

Irishguy38 I'm afraid that we've no-one left to pair with you right this minute, but could you please contact whoever is the next person to sign up

Okay folks, you know all the rules. If you happen to use any new and unusual method of communication we would really love to hear about it (anybody for wank chat by hand delivered polaroid photographs? Water colour paintings? Copper plate etchings?). Special prizes to be awarded for the most obscure wank chat method (all rights reserved, the judgement of the organisers is final...).

Ready, steady, go

Kisses from your Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't message due to filters!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Can't message due to filters!"

Nows the time 300, please drop your filters, or message Boabydazzler666 yourself! Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ong jonMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'm game

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in polly

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twoofus needs to turn off filters...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!!!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *urplehead55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9

I’m in please polly

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Hello he says tentatively

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dropped my filters and can't message either of the people I was set up with. Could I be re-parternerd please x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello all, new pairings are:

_ong jon & _ajic wand

purple bear & Purplehead55

monster load returns & bigcockinmacc

Irelanddirect, it's not clear if you really want in, but if you do can you be a second partner for _ajic wand please?

Now remember that to play this game you have to drop your filters and allow private messages to come in, otherwise there's going to be no contact to get going from.

Get in touch with your partner, all the rules are somewhere above, have your chat and then report back on how you have done. Happy wanking everyone, Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Me me me let me in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

# Pollycan

Polly you little minx we met our eyes fixated upon each other our hands running through each other’s hair your Pert bum protruding towards me commanding me with every thrust, you are just so energetically charged and I will never sit the same way ever again xxxx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

#_sgiveswooddoes

Omg Ms woodie. I will never take this net body stocking off. The way you sat me down and placed it over my head. Your hands softly caressing my shoulders as you slipped it over my subtle body as your soft hair gently caressed my legs. You have thrusted where no one has thrusted before with such energy and vigor. Please stoppppp. No don’t

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...sounds fun

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we join in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in please

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ockring91Man
over a year ago

liverpool

For the first time...I'm in! x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again!!! If the people on here have no Interest being paired with a man don't put your name down. Time wasters

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in but only want to be paired with a proud FEMALE owner of a blue ford fiesta. Failling that a red kia ceed will do.

Many thanks

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello all, new pairings! Can we have Cobster with Irelanddirect, and _ockring91 with bigcockinmacc.

We have also got our very first double couple wank off! crazycouple23 are with Sussex team up. However by my reckoning you should be able to spare a hand somewhere, so can you also take up Dorset_explorer to make it a five way

FabulousAndBearded I'm very sorry but female volunteers are in very short supply, and I just don't have anyone with a fiesta or a ceed

Now if you had asked for a red lamborghini that might have been different...

You all know the rules, and keep your filters down so that you can be contacted by all genders... Come back when you're done and let us know how it went

Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im defo in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Okay cheekiechappy, you're with kitty_diver. You know the rules, go for it

Auntie Polly xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FabulousAndBearded I'm very sorry but female volunteers are in very short supply, and I just don't have anyone with a fiesta or a ceed

Now if you had asked for a red lamborghini that might have been different...

Then I am out.

Don't like the cheap leather of a Lamborghini

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I'm in...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Im in x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *outh Wales HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Hobbiton

[Removed by poster at 23/03/18 13:59:00]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in too

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately