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By *exy fucker biker OP   Man
over a year ago

kent

Guys tells all About it x

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Between my legs

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

It's a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it works

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By *yphodMan
over a year ago

London

No complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock consists of a head, called the glans, and the body or shaft. The shaft is made up of three cylinders of soft, spongy tissue which contain many small blood vessels. My cock contains many nerve endings that make it sensitive to touch, pressure, and temperature. The glans has the highest concentration of nerve endings and is thus particularly sensitive to physical stimulation....

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

Lovely upwards curve on mine that seems to suit the interior stimulation of women very well in the g-spot area.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A useful tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite happy but has its ups and downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolly of lurve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a sad elephants trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a mind of it's own

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

It’s ginger with a big tail and gets me up early every morning

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By *exy fucker biker OP   Man
over a year ago

kent


"Guys tells all About it x "
shape size

Who does it like to fuck

Turned on by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gets bigger when I'm excited and it makes women come over all religious and sweary when I use it so I have no complaints

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Trys and no lack of effort but could do better, an extra inch or 2 wouldn't go amiss and needs to learn to pace itself better, its not a race. Can be too sensitive at times. On the plus side eager to please and always trys it's best. G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a cock.... only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is connected to my brain !! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is connected to my brain !! Haha "

Mine is my brain!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a snake with a purple head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a smurfs house!

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By *andlerMan
over a year ago

shipley

Redundant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a smurfs house!"

Had to google smurf's house, and you're absolutely right! (minus the spots, though)

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By *arkanwet_218Couple
over a year ago

bolton

The 1 eyed bandit/pirate

(Male)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, although I own one, I haven’t manage to work out why Women and others seem to have far more control over it than I do

I’m still working on trying to find out the answer to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anaconda

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By *amagustaMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My third arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may of heard mine mentioned on the news . The beast from the east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I guess. Pretty average really

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By *ellie g 99Man
over a year ago

watford

No complaints , his hot headed and has served me very well

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Mines far two sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a smurfs house!

Had to google smurf's house, and you're absolutely right! (minus the spots, though) "

Why thank you (I think!)

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Fragrant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite attached to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all there is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I piss out of it

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Quite phallic...

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Not seen it for a while!!

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By *ipster8Man
over a year ago

South Lincs

Not used enough

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

It’s reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asleep next me, snoring like a ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asleep next me, snoring like a *** "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant.... Then people will figure out I'm a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant.... Then people will figure out I'm a fake "

From what I just looked at your far from fake Mystiquexx.

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By *uffyMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By *uffyMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Asleep next me, snoring like a *** *h-)"
haha

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By *uffyMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I cant.... Then people will figure out I'm a fake "
you look fantastic

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Adequate and reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/03/18 02:16:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can see

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

He is ok but sourounded by nuts

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By *uts123Man
over a year ago

Nr Ipswich

A picture says a thousand words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t need to, there’s a pic on my profile

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Very small and always wet

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Bit of a big head

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By *arleyfanCouple
over a year ago

Dover

Mine looks a bit like a cock but smaller

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By *orkscouple2003Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

“How’s it hanging?” Always to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addictive

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Unimportant. My role is to please, swallow and take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is average size not really veiny but has a perfect cockhead and foreskin even if I do say so myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It kinda looks like a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't get erect anymore!!!!!

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I always laugh at the 'no complaints' comment. This usually means 'no comliments' too

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By *uckmefackwardsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Unemployed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does not help Describing your cock/wile/dick because the women only go for one size here lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well, although I own one, I haven’t manage to work out why Women and others seem to have far more control over it than I do

I’m still working on trying to find out the answer to this "

Best not try the figure out women, you never will....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needy

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

A lady friend said ‘It’s beautiful, gorgeous, smooth, very hard and fits nicely everywhere’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is about 5ft 7. Grey hair and a pain at times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a'ight

C

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Monty python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock

...And you won't

a-come

a-back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not utilised to its full potential often enough xx

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By *oppy87Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Photogenic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

small, ugly and useless

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By *ountyladMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

Mine is fine, it always has and still does get plenty of exercise. The only problem is that it seems to have it's own brain and is able to over ride the one in my head, which over the years as gotten me into a lot of trouble and scrapes. But still great fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like aladdins lamp. Except you rub for longer and your wish only cums true if you want a creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lolly gobble choc bomb lol

Who remembers them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is penis shaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's made for repriced

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

My cock (ie my partner's cock) is a good size, just under 8 inches, it has a lovely well defined helmet and a fully retractable foreskin - and it always tastes great. Most importantly I can have it when I want, and he certainly knows how to use it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under utilised

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

ANGRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polished pole

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By *alisburycplCouple
over a year ago

Salisbury

Nice little chap , that smiles when looked at,purs when stroked,, and rewards the lucky receperannt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s about six foot tall reasonably fit and opens doors and pay for most things lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Like a Yule log. But without the icing sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unused lol

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine doubles as a sky remote, comes in handy until i tried to put new batteries in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Established in 1998 OCK health supports employers across the U.K in the field of preventative healthcare

Based in York

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

My cock has a strong resemblance to a well known sweet treat you can find in all major shops across the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock has a strong resemblance to a well known sweet treat you can find in all major shops across the world. "

That would have been impressive years ago... Now with shrinkage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock has a strong resemblance to a well known sweet treat you can find in all major shops across the world. "

I hope it's not a Yorkie coz they are only for men and us ladies will miss out xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good size, nice shape, but criminally underused!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Him

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does big cock count if you are one

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By *RnMrsFreakCouple
over a year ago

Hull,England

only interested when on drugs then goes thug, acting all hard til he blows his top & curls up in the mess he created

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hung like a hamster

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mine is safely in my pink ‘sex bag’

Not been used for a while - ladies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very girthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It controls my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is like a baby's arm hanging out of the pram with a boxing glove on it lol xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loooonnngggg decent thickness big head ... Just like me ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unforgettable!

Brings smiles and laughter to most girls who see.

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

2 inches shorter and I would have been a woman

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"My cock has a strong resemblance to a well known sweet treat you can find in all major shops across the world. "

Toblerone? Lol

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Average never had any complaints

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My Cock:

This 45 year old Sagittarian is fairly tall and muscular with a great sense of humour. Always well presented, you can be assure that he will be showered, clean shaven and looking dapper.

If you're concerned with more than just the physical, this charismatic chappie has plenty more to offer. His manners are impeccable, always standing for a lady and never missing an opportunity to offer them a place to sit.

To top it all this we chappie is a real adventurer, it is not at all uncommon to find him exploring in the wet and spends many a happy hour in the depths of a dark cave. This spunky little fella always knows what to do in a tight situation and has the balls to get the job done.

Cal x

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By *exy fucker biker OP   Man
over a year ago

kent


"My Cock:

This 45 year old Sagittarian is fairly tall and muscular with a great sense of humour. Always well presented, you can be assure that he will be showered, clean shaven and looking dapper.

If you're concerned with more than just the physical, this charismatic chappie has plenty more to offer. His manners are impeccable, always standing for a lady and never missing an opportunity to offer them a place to sit.

To top it all this we chappie is a real adventurer, it is not at all uncommon to find him exploring in the wet and spends many a happy hour in the depths of a dark cave. This spunky little fella always knows what to do in a tight situation and has the balls to get the job done.

Cal x "

great cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I do my thinking haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, although I own one, I haven’t manage to work out why Women and others seem to have far more control over it than I do

I’m still working on trying to find out the answer to this

Best not try the figure out women, you never will...."

You’re right there, I’ve decided I’ll give up on it now. I’m sure it will let you all do whatever you want with it

I’ll just come along for the ride and watch what it gets up to

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"My Cock:

This 45 year old Sagittarian is fairly tall and muscular with a great sense of humour. Always well presented, you can be assure that he will be showered, clean shaven and looking dapper.

If you're concerned with more than just the physical, this charismatic chappie has plenty more to offer. His manners are impeccable, always standing for a lady and never missing an opportunity to offer them a place to sit.

To top it all this we chappie is a real adventurer, it is not at all uncommon to find him exploring in the wet and spends many a happy hour in the depths of a dark cave. This spunky little fella always knows what to do in a tight situation and has the balls to get the job done.

Cal x

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great cal "

Thanx

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

About 5’10”, slim and toned, dark hair and beard, loves music and has a good sense of humour. Lacks culinary skills but makes up for it with his cunnilingus skills.

Lou x

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

In working order.

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By *maxMan
over a year ago

bolton

Its a grower not a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long, strong an handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towel rail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small never been touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocky

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Mine is a thing of beauty. A work of art. My favourite toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Chinese proverb ...Man with hands in pockets feels cocky all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It leans to the right it's longish and if you piss it off it will spit at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A joy to behold

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

It's big, plastic and It straps around my waist lol

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cocklike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got feathers and makes lots of noise and eats worms and the elastic bands the postman throws away

My bfs cock is nice and very kissable and suckable and 9 inches and I like to slide it in my bum and fanny.its very messy though as it sprays all over me and inside me.

I hope that's a accurate enough description x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's got feathers and makes lots of noise and eats worms and the elastic bands the postman throws away

My bfs cock is nice and very kissable and suckable and 9 inches and I like to slide it in my bum and fanny.its very messy though as it sprays all over me and inside me.

I hope that's a accurate enough description x "

Your description is almost as good as your photo's.. almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not thick. Average length. Bit curved. Hard easily. Cut. Variable hair.

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By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Cut , mind of its own , smooth and willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a grower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some say it's way beyond my time, some say it's a gift from God. I call it leggy it prefers to be called the destroyer

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