FabSwingers.com forum: Happy birthday Rik Mayall

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rik Mayall would have been 60 today.

Let's make it sound like Crufts in here.

Woof woof!! Put your best quotes up..

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Never ever ever bloody anything! Ever!"

Mr Jolly Lives Next Door.

R.I.P Rik.

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By *G1-FunMan
over a year ago

Dumfries

Hands up who likes me?

Sorely missed.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"It was me, It was me..." when ask who tampered with the question cards on University challenge cue Monty Python style boot squish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riiiick riiiiick this is is the voice of your conscience ... you killed Neil didn’t you ... no no it was Mike and Vivian and I’m going to tell too ... no it wasn’t you bloody liar it was youuuuu ... look who’s side are you on ... not bloody yours matey ... then get out of my head then poo hole ... try and make me farty breath

Might not be absolutely correct but something very like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neil ... how are you holding that plant pot up?!?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Neil ... how are you holding that plant pot up?!? "

LOL -

RICK: Oh what a great bag! [Grabs her hand bag] Oh, it's really great, isn't it? In here, are they?

Oh, it's tinted - amazing! You've bought me a present. [Brings out an applicator tampon] What is it? What do you do with it?

No, don't tell me, don't tell me. I'll guess. [Opens it] It's a telescope - a telescope with a mouse in it - brilliant!

Bouncy bouncy bouncy bounce! Hello Rhiannon. Are you glad you could come to the party?

Here, have a drink, mousy. Bouncy bouncy bounce! [Dips it in Rhiannon's drink]

Oh, it's gone all big. I'll get a tissue, it's all right. Oh, you've got a whole box of them in here! They're called... [Look of realisation and horror]

I think I'd better go to the lavatory. [Rick rushes off upstairs.]

plenty here http://www.ratman.biz/archive/young_ones/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neil....Neil. ...Orange peel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GAS MAN, GAS MAN, GAS MAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neil....Neil. ...Orange peel "

... when will I ever see you again

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By *illclimberMan
over a year ago

Bredon

I met Rik many years ago when he was still known for Kevin Turvey on a kick up the eighties .... sat in a quiet country pub with his wife/gf ... ended up playing a bonkers game of charades with us!

Absolutely top bloke, naturally hilarious and just 'one of us'

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I met Rik many years ago when he was still known for Kevin Turvey on a kick up the eighties .... sat in a quiet country pub with his wife/gf ... ended up playing a bonkers game of charades with us!

Absolutely top bloke, naturally hilarious and just 'one of us'

Loved Kevin Turvey investigates, was around the same time as his appearence in "An American Werewolf in London"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candle in the eye...

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Remember- Turvey's 'ere - RIP Rik very very sorely missed

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"That's typical. Five minutes before the most imporant party of my life, and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich."

Genius man. R.I.P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Rik. I always loved your works like The Young Ones, Filthy, Rich and Catflap, Bottom and many others.

Hope you have a great party up there in the sky with plenty of booze and jugged up babes lol

RIP you amazing bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

she's got a tongue like an electric eel and likes the taste of a mans tonsils... Loving your quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Darling? Last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Rik Mayall, the People's Poet.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Rik.

I can't believe it my parents are dead!

The selfish bastard's I was going home for the summer.

Neil

You think that's bad?

Rik

Yes I do actually, what's it to you piss face.

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By *orkcouple888Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Steep it’s effing vertical bottom episode

And “we are men of science” while holding onto a giant dildo in a sex shop

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say: "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say: "Haven't you heard? Rik is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

I (Dave) met Rik in Boston McDonalds (got his autograph on a McD bag) what a thoroughly nice guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present 101 another Brussels sprout!

This is MY birthday, you take this wrapping paper and you get me something good!!

How dare you accuse me of masturbating! You know that’s the picture I always look at when I’m having a wa...

Feeeeeeb 1 boiled egg!

There’s just so many great quotes! Mainly from bottom and guest house paradise as that’s what I grew up watching!

RIP to a legend!!!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rik Mayall, the People's Poet."

The people’s poet, what a great quote. BOSH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VYVYAN....YOU BASTARD!!!!

Rik Mayall,absolute genius

R.I.P.Fella (obviously with lots of birds with massive jugs disturbing your peace)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask; what did the man with the biggest cock in the world have for breakfast?

Well I had toast.

A lovely lovely man with a zest for life and encouraged people never to be anything but what you want to be.

And he would love to have a cheeky grin in the current Hollywood hysteria.... "any woman who wants to chain herself to my railing and suffer a jet movement gets my vote"

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"mmm....I'm all nice and relaxed now, I think I might even have a ....no I'll just go straight to sleep.

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