FabSwingers.com forum: I am a virgin!!

By *igh Tower69 OP Man
over a year ago

Luton

Never had sex. I need someone attractive who can slowly take me through the process!! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had sex. I need someone attractive who can slowly take me through the process!! Thank you

How did you get your amazing tounge skills then?

What did you practice on?

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I'm sure there's a how to guide on google

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By *igh Tower69 OP Man
over a year ago

Luton

"Never had sex. I need someone attractive who can slowly take me through the process!! Thank you

How did you get your amazing tounge skills then?

What did you practice on?"

Have i lost my virginity by licking pussy

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By *igh Tower69 OP Man
over a year ago

Luton

"I'm sure there's a how to guide on google

Im sure you would agree that its not the same as the real thing. What in life is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a flesh light

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is your mate a virgin as well?

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

This forum is like the bleedin twilight zone sometimes... a 26 year old "expert pussy licker" that's never had sex and the solution to this is a flesh light...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you want to start with MMF?

Ambitious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is like the bleedin twilight zone sometimes... a 26 year old "expert pussy licker" that's never had sex and the solution to this is a flesh light...

I was being sarcastic

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By *igh Tower69 OP Man
over a year ago

Luton

I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, I’d never have guessed, sure you don’t to borrow my flesh light haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the beautiful age of 26 I was a pussy expert

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Hilarious

...carry on using a whit as sharp as that and you'll be a smash hit on fab

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By *haun12345Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

wow I thought I would be the only one on here! Fancy a mmf?

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By *haun12345Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Oh, didn't see that bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

I just pity the poster above me. He really wanted that virgin mmf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

I just pity the poster above me. He really wanted that virgin mmf

Don't we all? Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

I just pity the poster above me. He really wanted that virgin mmf

The lucky woman in that scenario would have to be some kind of advanced problem solver and motivational coach to make that work... would be pretty hilarious to watch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

I just pity the poster above me. He really wanted that virgin mmf

Don't we all? Lol xxx"

Where him and the OP are virgins... That's what everyone wants?.... I would prefer men with some experience myself, im my ideal mmf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

I just pity the poster above me. He really wanted that virgin mmf

Don't we all? Lol xxx

Where him and the OP are virgins... That's what everyone wants?.... I would prefer men with some experience myself, im my ideal mmf

Lol fair enough

Who's your ideal MMF then? xxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

Different poster different day and it would have gone down a treat.

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Keep the day job. Humour is not your strong point

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By *igh Tower69 OP Man
over a year ago

Luton

Wow. Just thought id see what our reactions would be to a virgin. But yeah seeking a fun female for a MMF experience

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

Your a Virgin! Omg me to

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By *igh Tower69 OP Man
over a year ago

Luton

"Your a Virgin! Omg me to

Haha i see what you did there

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

"Your a Virgin! Omg me to

Haha i see what you did there"

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

I'm a virgin and so is my wife !

(Life of Brian)

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By *haun12345Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I'm sure your all aware im just having a joke with you all.. just watched 40 year old virgin.. thought id have a laugh

Lead balloon springs to mind

It's always funny when someone makes a post and doesn't get the response they hoped for... all of a sudden it was a joke and you lot are stupid and miserable for not getting it!

I just pity the poster above me. He really wanted that virgin mmf

The lucky woman in that scenario would have to be some kind of advanced problem solver and motivational coach to make that work... would be pretty hilarious to watch..."

I know, it's sad but true. It would be funny to watch though.

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