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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I normally ejaculate a couple of teaspoons of sperm and it normally goes 3 - 6 inches; howver my wife was wanking me and when she put her finger up my bum it hit me on my forehead

It got me thinking......

How far does the average male ejaculate? Is it related to age? Is it related to the level of arousal?

What's your furthest?

What's the record?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think it relates to how you started to wank... if you were a silent, nervous wanker and in fear of being caught... you shoot a little.

however, if you weren't... go hit the ceiling.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Her finger hit you on the forehead? Bloody hell get yerself to A n E mate xxx

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I normally ejaculate a couple of teaspoons of sperm and it normally goes 3 - 6 inches; howver my wife was wanking me and when she put her finger up my bum it hit me on my forehead

It got me thinking......

How far does the average male ejaculate? Is it related to age? Is it related to the level of arousal?

What's your furthest?

What's the record?"

Mustn't forget the tape measure next time I have a wank

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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago

central

"Her finger hit you on the forehead? Bloody hell get yerself to A n E mate xxx

bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yey sperm olympics

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

When I had my piercing in it stopped the cum shooting out. Now I have took it out it shoots far again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about as far back as the tonsils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her finger hit you on the forehead? Bloody hell get yerself to A n E mate xxx

"
...... Lmfao

* CreEpS rOunD GrAveYaRd * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cum once and it managed to fill a pram

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

You've watched 'there's something about mary' ... right ;o) pmsl

Wolf

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By *eamperveCouple
over a year ago

South West

brilliant to read on a friday afternoon... made me laugh out loud!kx

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By *ce-2uMan
over a year ago

winsford,Chester & wirral

my record is about 3miles at 500miles an hour on an aeroplane lol!!!!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Blackpool Tower to the prom, 500ft?

( roof of building in reality )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cum once and it managed to fill a pram

pmsl

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Blackpool Tower to the prom, 500ft?

( roof of building in reality ) "

You sod,I thought that was a pigeon!!

As for me, when I am standing up-dogging for example,it can go 3 or 4 feet. I once shot into a woman's face but missed in the dark, hit her hubby who was standing behind her..good thing he was bi & didnt mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far i as i remember it was about 300 feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your really horned and havnt came for days its shoots really far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cum once and it managed to fill a pram

pmsl"

nearly spat my wine out with laughing at that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally ejaculate a couple of teaspoons of sperm and it normally goes 3 - 6 inches; howver my wife was wanking me and when she put her finger up my bum it hit me on my forehead

... 'kin'ell she's got long fingers

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Maybe she is from the same planet as ET?

Just a thought.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once came over an ex and she hit the roof, does that count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about as far back as the tonsils "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I filled two prams at the same time!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

All the way out.

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

hang on, your wife put her finger up your bum and it hit you on the forehead, thats one long finger

"I normally ejaculate a couple of teaspoons of sperm and it normally goes 3 - 6 inches; howver my wife was wanking me and when she put her finger up my bum it hit me on my forehead

It got me thinking......

How far does the average male ejaculate? Is it related to age? Is it related to the level of arousal?

What's your furthest?

What's the record?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??? As long as it goes far enough to hit the back of my throat or cover my face, thats far enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its kinda like longjump, in a nothing like it at all kinda way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a meet some time ago teh lady ahd been giving me a BJ, I imformed her that I was about to come so she decides to finsh me off by hand. Some of my come shot over her shoulder a onto the back of her hubby who was playing with mrs on the floor behind.

Both the lady and I were pretty impressed

.............. He wasn`t.

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Lol, that's funny.

I usually cum a few ins but with a woman recently I pulled out of her and it hit the headboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha this thread has made my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play a game with myself and try to make Chris come (or go) further each time I play with him a in a certain place! He knows I do it now, which has ruined my fun, cos my record was the back of the headboard but he clicked when I aimed for wallpaper one day above his head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a meet some time ago teh lady ahd been giving me a BJ, I imformed her that I was about to come so she decides to finsh me off by hand. Some of my come shot over her shoulder a onto the back of her hubby who was playing with mrs on the floor behind.

Both the lady and I were pretty impressed

.............. He wasn`t.

"
Fabulous tale. I love the forums.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I normally ejaculate a couple of teaspoons of sperm and it normally goes 3 - 6 inches; howver my wife was wanking me and when she put her finger up my bum it hit me on my forehead

It got me thinking......

How far does the average male ejaculate? Is it related to age? Is it related to the level of arousal?

What's your furthest?

What's the record?"
1/4 of a mile but i was on a speeding train

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

haha depends on how horny i am, how long i last and of course how long it's been without sex! the last shag i had was quite funny, i had alot of build up (not cum for ages) & i was watching/downloading porn alot of the night before, my balls were actually hurting a little, really needed to be emptied, anyways, after i came in her mouth she ran to the bathroom, came back out and said something like: fucking hell daz, i normally let it go to the side of my mouth and spit it out but you just came loads and so hard it forced it's way down my throat... do you always cum like that? I then explained what i have said above lol

but i din't think she liked to swallow... Shoulda came on her tits maybe

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"my record is about 3miles at 500miles an hour on an aeroplane lol!!!!!!!

Is getting the images of a naked biggles barnstorming doing the red arrows out of business. I'd always been advised not to spunk out of a plane as it may suffer altitude thickness...

still, if ya got one back on a pigeon, good fer you m8

pmsl - I love this thread

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one guy who i seen often sometimes he would pull out of me and he could hit my shoulders and once he even got cum in my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cum once and it managed to fill a pram

Quality!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is heavy and goes far sometimes, my buddy cant always keep up and if i lie down and finish my self off it usually goes well past my nipples lol, hit myself in the shoulder a few times, but never in my own face luckily

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once jizzed in the worm hole off Teleksis 3 for a laugh. My muck eventually landed on a Harabat's face on Mitor which is in the Goboba system.

So give or take I jizzed about 1,700 light years. Innit.

WINNING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had my piercing in it stopped the cum shooting out. Now I have took it out it shoots far again. "

does a bit dribble out of the hole in your cock !!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"mine is heavy and goes far sometimes, my buddy cant always keep up and if i lie down and finish my self off it usually goes well past my nipples lol, hit myself in the shoulder a few times, but never in my own face luckily

I was having a quick one off the wrist on the loo once,and a little bit shot up my nose!

Spunk....the new

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