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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Cock pics get regularly slated on this forum, but some ain't so bad while others are truly repulsive.

So what type of cock pic makes you raise your eyes in dispair?

For us it's the flacid cock lying across the beer belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ones over toilets

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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"ones over toilets "

Ewwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones with cum dripping out

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh my goodness! So, so sooooo many bad ones! I don't mind cock pics either (cue the unsolicited messages) but some are just horrendous. My friend described once described my most disliked variety perfectly; flacid pale white slug cock

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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Ones with cum dripping out"

Double ewwww!

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire

Has to be a flaccid hairy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One with cheesy bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flacid or uncircumcised without the foreskin pulled back...

have to agree with the over the toilet one or the guy lyjng in bed with his pants at half mast and his socks on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any i should delete then ladies?? X

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I hate hedgehog cock photos omg suck a turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALL cock pics that haven't been requested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones taken while sitting on a toilet. A guy sent me a pic of his clock the other day whilst sat on the toilet. Let's just say there was a floater in the water . I shit you not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that looks like a trip to the clap clinic is in order.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Ones with cum dripping out

Double ewwww!"

And the cum has a funky greenish tinge

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

One with the rest of the body attached to it.

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By *amagustaMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Cock out of a dirty ass hole and covered with shit

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Flaccid (no one wants to see floppy cock)

Over the god damn toilet, there are thousands of these on the site and I don't know why men do it, it turns literally everyone off

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I am not becoming violently ill reading all these and picturing some of them errrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones in which the tip is more red than Rudolphs nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ones poised at the entrance of a big saggy vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s hairy cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones taken while sitting on a toilet. A guy sent me a pic of his clock the other day whilst sat on the toilet. Let's just say there was a floater in the water . I shit you not "

What time was it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's mine looking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's mine looking lol"

Yours looking hard

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

how about mine? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not that I perv cocks:

but advice avoid:

toilet

flaccid(if drawing attention to the cock itself it makes no sense)

bellend cheese

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Got to be the ones hovering over the toilet. And also when they're bent over, or lying on their back with legs up where you can see a hairy arse as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be the ones hovering over the toilet. And also when they're bent over, or lying on their back with legs up where you can see a hairy arse as well. "

leave my dangleberries out of this!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Any that are disembodied or where the shaft and tip are almost peeking into the picture.

Any (on single guy profiles) where the biggest feature of the picture is a lady and the cock is a secondary part

I actually quite like cock pics that are tastefully and well taken, feature the posters whole body, where the cock is not the primary focus of the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uriousCouple999Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Have to agree ones over the toilet are just a big no no Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by floater at 01/03/18 14:06:41]"

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Got to be the ones hovering over the toilet. And also when they're bent over, or lying on their back with legs up where you can see a hairy arse as well.

leave my dangleberries out of this! "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tapered ones.

Big bell ends on a skinny shaft.

Ones being strangl*d by the owner who has dirty finger nails.

Ones with loads of pubic hair.

Sore looking ones.

Ones that have been taken right in front of the camera where you can just make out a face in the background.

Tent pant pics with a wet stain on.

And all of the ones already mentioned.

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire

Jeez some of these comments are actually making me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones taken while sitting on a toilet. A guy sent me a pic of his clock the other day whilst sat on the toilet. Let's just say there was a floater in the water . I shit you not

What time was it ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy balls

Penises which clearly aren't 100% healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tapered ones.

Big bell ends on a skinny shaft.

Ones being strangl*d by the owner who has dirty finger nails.

Ones with loads of pubic hair.

Sore looking ones.

Ones that have been taken right in front of the camera where you can just make out a face in the background.

Tent pant pics with a wet stain on.

And all of the ones already mentioned."

Yes... dirty finger nail ones!

And those with foreskin that is too tight!

And controversially... tiny cock pics... Lets be honest, no one likes a small cock photo! Especially, when it's the only photo!

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Tapered ones.

Big bell ends on a skinny shaft.

Ones being strangl*d by the owner who has dirty finger nails.

Ones with loads of pubic hair.

Sore looking ones.

Ones that have been taken right in front of the camera where you can just make out a face in the background.

Tent pant pics with a wet stain on.

And all of the ones already mentioned.

Yes... dirty finger nail ones!

And those with foreskin that is too tight!

And controversially... tiny cock pics... Lets be honest, no one likes a small cock photo! Especially, when it's the only photo! "

I’ll have to agree with these and add ones with unruly/un-trimmed pubes.

Lou x

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

The ones with yellow tinged Cum that looks like it's globulated into a jelly yuk

And why do people send stretched open arsehole pics, clearly unwashed or worse - with piles!?!

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Long pubic hair you just think there going to smell of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ones over toilets "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"The ones with yellow tinged Cum that looks like it's globulated into a jelly yuk

And why do people send stretched open arsehole pics, clearly unwashed or worse - with piles!?!"

I've noticed yellow tinge recently just makes me think 'you need to up your water intake'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is good feedback. I’m taking notes ladies.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Cock pics get regularly slated on this forum, but some ain't so bad while others are truly repulsive.

So what type of cock pic makes you raise your eyes in dispair?

For us it's the flacid cock lying across the beer belly."

An overly hairy, sweaty beer belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A button mushroom hiding below an apron of hairy fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cms of cock base, bare, hanging out of the arse of some random woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you see on here...

Over toilets

Yellow cum

Hygiene levels are really really bad, to think you may interact with these people in real life...

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Pictures guys have taken of their cocks whilst sat on the toilet. If you've got to hide in the bathroom to take photos of your private parts put the lid down and sit on a towel FFS.

Prince Alberts, sorry but it just makes me cringe.

tiny little cocks hidden in a mass of thick pubic hair.

As someone else mentioned, yellow tinted cum

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast


"Two cms of cock base, bare, hanging out of the arse of some random woman."

Haha quite literally made me lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

For me it's ones that have a full 'fro around them or are real really veiny

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"Ones with cum dripping out"

You hope it's cum!

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