FabSwingers.com forum: Curry gone a bit wrong.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So has some vindaloo last night and obs not long after need the loo. So sat there doing the deed, finished and wiped with tissue (as you do) i suddenly had a spontanious sneeze without thinkimg i naturally use the shitted up wad of tissue to wipe my nose. My bodys reaction to 'WTF you just wiped shit on your face' was instant puking. As i puked i slipped up on it and there i was half naked covered in shit. With hubby banging on door checking if i was ok.

Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't laughed this hard in months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a hell of a lot of information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I laughed lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fucking days!!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fucking crying!!!

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

.......you poor thing OP (ok I admit I was LMFAO). ....but did anyone video it? Ya know so you, and of course us, could learn from your mistake.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ooooh far too much information there OP....

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Oh god! That's hilarious. I'm genuinely laughing out loud here. At least all your bodily functions work as they should.

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Talk about having a bad curry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair could be worse - I was doing anal for my first time, lifted off his Cock and the second I did my ass exploded all over the poor guy

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Never rains but it pours lolol

The good news is all your bad luck for 2018 has been used up in one go lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit happens.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Can't help thinking that with there being such a wide range of kinks on Fab, someone on here will be turned on by this

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Shit happens."

Ha ha ha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So has some vindaloo last night and obs not long after need the loo. So sat there doing the deed, finished and wiped with tissue (as you do) i suddenly had a spontanious sneeze without thinkimg i naturally use the shitted up wad of tissue to wipe my nose. My bodys reaction to 'WTF you just wiped shit on your face' was instant puking. As i puked i slipped up on it and there i was half naked covered in shit. With hubby banging on door checking if i was ok.

Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. "

I’m stil laughing

People are staring at me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So glad I haven't had my tea yet!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Who's the one constipated then?

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Some things you just need to keep to yourself, despite how funny they are

'I can still smell shit' - brilliant, turn your head upside down in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's my dinner plans changed!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Holy shit!!

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

Funniest post in......well ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/02/18 17:42:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 28/02/18 17:42:13]"

And as far as constipation goes....would anal not sort that out? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some..that story might be a turn on!

And as far as constipation goes....would anal not sort that out? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".......you poor thing OP (ok I admit I was LMFAO). ....but did anyone video it? Ya know so you, and of course us, could learn from your mistake."

....or watch for pleasure hahahaha

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sounds like a scene for a comedy sketch or a movie. Ha ha

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i found it rather a disgusting read tbh

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill

Oh how awful but just so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I just war myself a bit laughing so hard at this ????

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

I'd hate to think what would of happened if you thought ill just eat this bit of Nan Bread while im in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you posted a meet now yet?

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. "

This is reason we don't have it or make it..hope you get well soon.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well that's my dinner plans changed! "

Curry of the menu now then

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I just sprayed a mouthful of beer all over the dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn....i was just about to eat my dinner!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Too much information ....

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. "

I know it's so wrong to laugh at others misfortune - so I suppose it serves myself right that I almost cho ked on my coffee reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I can now say this was utter shite. In reality there was no shite..

I'm surprised the actual 'story' was never examined lol...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Shame,he's/they've/she's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame,he's/they've/she's gone

well..the follow on thread certainly was an eye opener..since he may have passed out someones number and had her(the assumed partner) face as a main profile pic..

with the joy of fab...a new profile might come..

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Oh .... I missed that one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#overshare

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .

Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .

Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .

Why sad? Even made up stories can make us laugh. I would have put it down to a middle aged man, rather than a teenage boy. They left the site because they were shut down by admin I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .

Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .

Why sad? Even made up stories can make us laugh. I would have put it down to a middle aged man, rather than a teenage boy. They left the site because they were shut down by admin I think. "

At least the good Samaritans of FAB rallied round to support the unfortunate OP. After following the very British tradition of PTSL first of course

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .

Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .

Why sad? Even made up stories can make us laugh. I would have put it down to a middle aged man, rather than a teenage boy. They left the site because they were shut down by admin I think. "

Thankfully most middle aged men I know wouldn’t come up with such a ridiculous and childish story , but my ten year old son would .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote this thread, yes it was made up, no im nkt a middle aged man, but hey gave some of you a giggle lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha why on earth this guy left the site !!!

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