FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the best/worst thing you’ve heard?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve had some weird and wonderful replies on here. From the very complimentary through to the very abusive. My favourite rejection has probably been when I messaged a woman and she said I looked exactly like her brother and she’d cry out of shame the whole time she fucked me. She then blocked me lol. One of the naughtiest replies was when I was told that I looked like someone that would treat her like a princess and a s**t in equal measure and she wasn’t sure which she liked best!

So without naming the culprit what are some of the best or worst initial replies/messages you’ve had on here

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"You should stick with the older generation, they're not as fussy"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' come and clean my trailer slut'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the creepiest ones we had was from a guy telling me he would like to blindfold me and tie me to his work bench and then turn on all his heavy machinery. He thought it sounded sensual. I politely told him that is more of a slasher film plot and politely declined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the creepiest ones we had was from a guy telling me he would like to blindfold me and tie me to his work bench and then turn on all his heavy machinery. He thought it sounded sensual. I politely told him that is more of a slasher film plot and politely declined "

Ha ha that sounds horrific!

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

One guy wanted me to sit on his face and poo in his mouth.....I know many of the ladies on here have have the pleasure of a very similar message??

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"You don't have the best pictures".

A reply from someone who had contacted me, had an empty profile and clearly had not read mine and I told them that.

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By *ombull15Man
over a year ago

essex

The amount of new couples message me about breeding play some people have some weird fetishes as if you want a swinger to get your wife pregnant

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"One guy wanted me to sit on his face and poo in his mouth.....I know many of the ladies on here have have the pleasure of a very similar message??

Shame you didn't do it to him

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"One guy wanted me to sit on his face and poo in his mouth.....I know many of the ladies on here have have the pleasure of a very similar message??

Shame you didn't do it to him

It wasn’t you was it?....I cannot remember because it was an instant delete before the message was incinerated into my brain forever ( it clearly was already too late lol) ..... now I come to think of it the name was Sam something....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"One guy wanted me to sit on his face and poo in his mouth.....I know many of the ladies on here have have the pleasure of a very similar message??

Shame you didn't do it to him

Shhhhhhhhhhhh it's meant to be our secret

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm used to birds shitting on me in one way or another !

Dam those seagulls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One guy wanted me to sit on his face and poo in his mouth.....I know many of the ladies on here have have the pleasure of a very similar message??

I’ve never see the fun in that if I’m honest

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By *aughty_wirral_pairCouple
over a year ago

Bromborough

We've had everything!

Ranging from a single guy with no photos or verifications demanding to see our face pics because "How would he know if we were worthy of his attention, we might be scummy looking, and he wouldn't let us benefit from his cock"

A lovely local lady offering to buy us a drink to get to know us as she loved meeting us briefly at TH and was upset she didn't get a chance to play!

The world of Fab never ceases to amaze...

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"We've had everything!

A lovely local lady offering to buy us a drink to get to know us as she loved meeting us briefly at TH and was upset she didn't get a chance to play!

The world of Fab never ceases to amaze...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've had everything!

A lovely local lady offering to buy us a drink to get to know us as she loved meeting us briefly at TH and was upset she didn't get a chance to play!

The world of Fab never ceases to amaze...

Ha ha. I had one the other day, messaged a woman. I had read her profile, made reference to it when I messaged. Sent a face pic and was polite and she replied back saying ‘fuck off you cu*t. Don’t think she was keen lol. Weird thing is she’d winked me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple message me, asking if I'd give them both oral and then they would throw money in my face after completion...

And to sell it to me, I could keep the money!

Block & Report

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I’ve said before ,I had a woman wanting £50 when I turned up (my first meet ) and a couple meet when I got there the woman was on holiday and I’m not bi the guy wanted to wank me off ( second meet ) 3rd meet was amazing and I lasted 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I get a lot asking if I want to buy their vids. Not heard of pornhub?

I get some great ones too though. They’re not all bad. I’d say 80 are good messages. There’s just that little corner of fab lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time favourite was "hey dollface wanna gag on my cock ?"

That was the best one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sorts. The ever present "can i ask a question?", which seems pointless, to the "I'm free now to bend you over", which turns out to be a lie when they realise that the male half usually checks the messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You have the ugliest penis I’ve ever seen”

A keyboard warrior on here last September

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

The best are when I get enticing first messages like 'I want to watch you fuck my wife'...

....the worst are when they then come up with excuses as to why it can't happen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame I can't attach the screenshot of the message I was sent yesterday.. in short hooked up with a guy a few months ago. He then blanked me and so I messaged him to find out why firstly he said it was an attraction thing and to leave it at that. Then the truth came out ... I looked much "bigger" than my pictures - never said I was a skinny Super model?! And secondly my lady department smelt fishy which he said was common in obese women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My all time favourite was "hey dollface wanna gag on my cock ?"

That was the best one ...

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shame I can't attach the screenshot of the message I was sent yesterday.. in short hooked up with a guy a few months ago. He then blanked me and so I messaged him to find out why firstly he said it was an attraction thing and to leave it at that. Then the truth came out ... I looked much "bigger" than my pictures - never said I was a skinny Super model?! And secondly my lady department smelt fishy which he said was common in obese women. "

He sounds great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more lol? What about good ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just had one asking for money. Some crazy story as to why it was needed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had one asking for money. Some crazy story as to why it was needed lol"
maybe we could match them up with "my" couple? Win win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had one asking for money. Some crazy story as to why it was needed lol"

We had one a couple of weekends ago offering to pay us to join ime

He didn't seem to understand how offensive and desperate that made him look

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Bi-curious

Is when you like the idea of playing with someone of the same sex, or you have played once but not sure it is your thing.

Bisexual

Is when you keep going back for seconds and thirds......

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

The pair of “professional footballers” who wanted us to host so they could “throatfuck her for hours so she vomits everywhere” but they’d give me some money to clean up the place after, seeing as they’re rich football players. Quite an easy no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is love to spread your cheeks and devour your arse

is possibly the worst i’ve had lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had many maybe only one in a blue moon saying there someone out there for everyone one or nasty ones like your cock to small and fat.

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"The pair of “professional footballers” who wanted us to host so they could “throatfuck her for hours so she vomits everywhere” but they’d give me some money to clean up the place after, seeing as they’re rich football players. Quite an easy no!"

We got that one yesterday

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We got that one yesterday "
lol say no for god sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had offers of threesomes with guys and his dad's..

I've been asked if i would fuck a guys dad who was dying

I've been offered 2400 to fuck a guys missus

I've been asked to fuck a guys pitbull

Ohhhh I've had loads..

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

We got that one yesterday lol say no for god sake

Oh we did. It's always the same guy that pops up every couple of months with a new profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy wanted me to sit on his face and poo in his mouth.....I know many of the ladies on here have have the pleasure of a very similar message??

Yes, lots of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve had it all

One I do remember is when I first started, I felt it was rude to block people (100% not the mindset I have now, I’m forever blocking people!)

One man kept contacting he, asking me to sit on his ‘big fat cock’ and I politely turned down the lovely offer. He continued to message me and I would ignore him.

After a while he told me he doesn’t ‘usually go for fat bitches’ but he was making an exception with me. I simply replied with ‘no’ at this point. He told me I clearly get no attention and I should be ‘honoured’ that he would let me near him! Told me that usually he wouldn’t even let someone as fat and as ugly as me kiss his feet

He then added me on kik to tell me all of this. I was on a night out, d*unk, opened his messages and told him what I really thought. I got a tone of abuse back, but I blocked him on kik and on fab. That’s when I learnt to just block if not interested!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"I've had offers of threesomes with guys and his dad's..

I've been asked if i would fuck a guys dad who was dying

I've been offered 2400 to fuck a guys missus

I've been asked to fuck a guys pitbull

Ohhhh I've had loads.."

Did get offered to shag some guys mum while he did my misses. He told us she was hot so we asked if we could play with her then and got the right arse. They don't like it when you don't play ball

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

chatting to a young guy who was very keen, chat got into what he'd like and I'd be up for some spanking etc. So then he gets to fucking me from behind and punching me in my kidneys

No thanks!

Still persisted tho saying he'd never do that please meet me etc. No way!!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We got that one yesterday lol say no for god sake

Oh we did. It's always the same guy that pops up every couple of months with a new profile"
we’ve never heard off him again, result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is love to spread your cheeks and devour your arse

is possibly the worst i’ve had lol"

What's wrong with that?

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

We got that one yesterday lol say no for god sake

Oh we did. It's always the same guy that pops up every couple of months with a new profile we’ve never heard off him again, result!"

Was he some the South coast by any chance?

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We got that one yesterday lol say no for god sake

Oh we did. It's always the same guy that pops up every couple of months with a new profile we’ve never heard off him again, result!

Was he some the South coast by any chance?"
he was from the south cos they wanted to travel and do it when playing up here allegedly. We like deepthroat but their “offer” was ridiculous

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

""You should stick with the older generation, they're not as fussy"

Lmao

Funny and so so wrong.

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

We got that one yesterday lol say no for god sake

Oh we did. It's always the same guy that pops up every couple of months with a new profile we’ve never heard off him again, result!

Was he some the South coast by any chance? he was from the south cos they wanted to travel and do it when playing up here allegedly. We like deepthroat but their “offer” was ridiculous "

Put money it's the same guy then.

He offered us free tickets and tour after the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should be a section on here "forward message to admin"

they should then block any further accounts by using there isp address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got that one yesterday lol say no for god sake

Oh we did. It's always the same guy that pops up every couple of months with a new profile we’ve never heard off him again, result!

Was he some the South coast by any chance? he was from the south cos they wanted to travel and do it when playing up here allegedly. We like deepthroat but their “offer” was ridiculous

Put money it's the same guy then.

He offered us free tickets and tour after the game "

ha ha ,believe that youll believe anything

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By *andWnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Feel a bit left out , we only get the "wanna fuck" messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG!!! I bet he had one of those giant circular saws they cut trees logs with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just had one asking for money. Some crazy story as to why it was needed lol

We had one a couple of weekends ago offering to pay us to join ime

He didn't seem to understand how offensive and desperate that made him look "

At least buy you dinner lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lovely

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Someone in a club said I was the ugly bloke in a collar

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Bi-curious

Is when you like the idea of playing with someone of the same sex, or you have played once but not sure it is your thing.

Bisexual

Is when you keep going back for seconds and thirds......"

Sorry fat fingers again, clicked on the wrong thread

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By *983RCCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Genuinely just last night we received a message from a lovely man who said he wanted to have sex with "the goddess mrs" whilst I bang his mum hard. On a positive note he did describe her as a milf

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"should be a section on here "forward message to admin"

they should then block any further accounts by using there isp address"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is love to spread your cheeks and devour your arse

is possibly the worst i’ve had lol

What's wrong with that?

it was a guy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also.....

Your so hot id eat the peanuts out of your shit

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I has one yesterday I liked "nice legs what time are they open".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I has one yesterday I liked "nice legs what time are they open"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The image of a man with a dirty blue apron and think black rubbery gloves came into my head when I read it. So creepy

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Genuinely just last night we received a message from a lovely man who said he wanted to have sex with "the goddess mrs" whilst I bang his mum hard. On a positive note he did describe her as a milf

Yep had that one as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The image of a man with a dirty blue apron and think black rubbery gloves came into my head when I read it. So creepy "

Lol, best take my apron off! Great pics by the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weirdest for us was 'I love your arse! I want to fill it with champagne then make you shit it all out into a glass and drink it!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weirdest for us was 'I love your arse! I want to fill it with champagne then make you shit it all out into a glass and drink it!'

Nice! You do have a fantastic bum by the way! I’m with him on that bit, perhaps not the shitting champagne though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The image of a man with a dirty blue apron and think black rubbery gloves came into my head when I read it. So creepy

Lol, best take my apron off! Great pics by the way!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The image of a man with a dirty blue apron and think black rubbery gloves came into my head when I read it. So creepy

Lol, best take my apron off! Great pics by the way!

Thank you

x "

Now where’s my heavy machinery lol

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"also.....

Your so hot id eat the peanuts out of your shit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but we have to cancel

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