FabSwingers.com forum: Cock Slapping a woman's face

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slapping your hard cock in a woman's face is possibly the most romantic thing you can do.

Agree or disagree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having a laugh? Romantic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me try it on you with my strap on and you tell me if you think it's romantic

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

sexy perhaps...but

romantic probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well id rather have a cock slapped in my face than roses and chocolates

obviously jokin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try it on you with my strap on and you tell me if you think it's romantic"

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Only if there’s a toilet in the background....

. It’s not romantic, it’s occasionally a nice thing to do, esp if there’s people watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try it on you with my strap on and you tell me if you think it's romantic"

I also think it's romantic (not as romantic as a hard cock pic taken with a toilet in the background). Non the less would like to take you up on your offer!

I'm happy to publish the findings on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err, no. Even if she asked me to, I'd do it but probably burst out laughing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha... The lack of humour on the forum is strong..

This was just a little test to see how many people could actually identify sarcasm and a bit of fun.. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My profile pic was literally just before a horse like pissing session... I did wee on the floor a bit also...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha... The lack of humour on the forum is strong..

This was just a little test to see how many people could actually identify sarcasm and a bit of fun.. Haha"

Why don't you throw in an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman joke in as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I fail the "test"?

A horse walks into a bar, he was no good at jumping fences....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only while asleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes you did lol

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"My profile pic was literally just before a horse like pissing session... I did wee on the floor a bit also... "
you’re really selling it now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about a cock slap after a wee.. Is that more romantic...

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"What about a cock slap after a wee.. Is that more romantic... "
watersports works for quite a few people on here

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Slap it through my gloryhole shower curtain and piss like a horse..

Now that's what I call romantic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or not to be sexist... How about a cunt grinding on your face like shes trying to scratch an internal itch... For valentines day....

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By *0cksuckerMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I love having a cock slapped across my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gagging and choking on cock is more romantic. Choosing their cock over the air you need to breathe is romantic

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I’ve always found it very stimulating when a woman slaps me over the face with my strap on and then laughs and shouts how do you like that !!!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Gagging and choking on cock is more romantic. Choosing their cock over the air you need to breathe is romantic

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beautifully put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try it on you with my strap on and you tell me if you think it's romantic"

Ffs

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever do this in self defence

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Wait till we repays the favour, by sinking her teeth into your bell end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you have a candle lit in the same room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you have a candle lit in the same room."

And the sun gently reflecting off the Argos toilet seat

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Only if you have a candle lit in the same room.

And the sun gently reflecting off the Argos toilet seat"

Pmsl

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Slapping your hard cock in a woman's face is possibly the most romantic thing you can do.

Agree or disagree? "

You've clearly been watching too much porn....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Green arrow.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

One way to get a kick in the balls

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Think I'd slap it back actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slapping your hard cock in a woman's face is possibly the most romantic thing you can do.

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Well I guess it's more romantic than slapping her face with it when it's all shrivelled up and wrinkled

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