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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A quick guide if you will to the perfect cunnilingus session!

It’s pretty simple however, some guys just go tongue crazy as if their eating a kebab on a d*unken night out

The trick is in the breathing pattern!

Place your hand on her belly... Every time she breathes in you perform one lick, ideally back to front... A little as never hurt anyone!

Make sure the lick lasts the duration of her breath... Very important!

Slowly but surely you’ll build her up to a faster breathing rhythm, increasing the licks as her breathing speed races

Works every time

You’re welcome all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if she likes being eaten like a d*unken kebab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A quick guide if you will to the perfect cunnilingus session!

It’s pretty simple however, some guys just go tongue crazy as if their eating a kebab on a d*unken night out

The trick is in the breathing pattern!

Place your hand on her belly... Every time she breathes in you perform one lick, ideally back to front... A little as never hurt anyone!

Make sure the lick lasts the duration of her breath... Very important!

Slowly but surely you’ll build her up to a faster breathing rhythm, increasing the licks as her breathing speed races

Works every time

You’re welcome all"

Shit... my breathing rate is 8-10 per minute! I'd probably fall asleep

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Yeah I'd get pissed off with the hand on my belly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if she likes being eaten like a d*unken kebab?"

Then choose that guy haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See still on. No meet as yet???

Don't think you've sold your licking technique that we'll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if she likes being eaten like a d*unken kebab?

Then choose that guy haha! "

x

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"A quick guide if you will to the perfect cunnilingus session!

It’s pretty simple however, some guys just go tongue crazy as if their eating a kebab on a d*unken night out

The trick is in the breathing pattern!

Place your hand on her belly... Every time she breathes in you perform one lick, ideally back to front... A little as never hurt anyone!

Make sure the lick lasts the duration of her breath... Very important!

Slowly but surely you’ll build her up to a faster breathing rhythm, increasing the licks as her breathing speed races

Works every time

You’re welcome all"

Loving the idea that all women are the same and a simple three step technique suits them all.

You have so much to learn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See still on. No meet as yet???

Don't think you've sold your licking technique that we'll "

Shuuush! Lies... Lies I tell you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A quick guide if you will to the perfect cunnilingus session!

It’s pretty simple however, some guys just go tongue crazy as if their eating a kebab on a d*unken night out

The trick is in the breathing pattern!

Place your hand on her belly... Every time she breathes in you perform one lick, ideally back to front... A little as never hurt anyone!

Make sure the lick lasts the duration of her breath... Very important!

Slowly but surely you’ll build her up to a faster breathing rhythm, increasing the licks as her breathing speed races

Works every time

You’re welcome all

Loving the idea that all women are the same and a simple three step technique suits them all.

You have so much to learn."

Who said it was a one trick pony? It’s a technique... Anyone can kebab it up. Tut-tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing works the same every time... every woman is different and even the same woman might not feel the same... I can understand its your favourite technique, but I prefer to match my technique to the lady involved which usually translates to asking her what and how she likes being licked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing works the same every time... every woman is different and even the same woman might not feel the same... I can understand its your favourite technique, but I prefer to match my technique to the lady involved which usually translates to asking her what and how she likes being licked."

Cool... So explain your techniques you have used oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A quick guide if you will to the perfect cunnilingus session!

It’s pretty simple however, some guys just go tongue crazy as if their eating a kebab on a d*unken night out

The trick is in the breathing pattern!

Place your hand on her belly... Every time she breathes in you perform one lick, ideally back to front... A little as never hurt anyone!

Make sure the lick lasts the duration of her breath... Very important!

Slowly but surely you’ll build her up to a faster breathing rhythm, increasing the licks as her breathing speed races

Works every time

You’re welcome all

Shit... my breathing rate is 8-10 per minute! I'd probably fall asleep "

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

More fun eating the kebab

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Personally,I prefer the "Chuppa Chupps" technique.

Or the "Mr Whippy".

Not so keen on the "Corn on the Cob" or the "Thirsty Labrador".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More fun eating the kebab "

If you’re ever in Bristol... Visit the Jolly Fryer in Patchway/Filton. Best kebab for miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonesense. We have all seen through your game. Mate

Everyone knows the "eat a chicken kebab like you're d*unk and haven't eaten all day" technique is the way forward.

You're just trying to sell us a dud so we all get crap reviews and you become the go to guy got d*unken head....

I'm not having it. Get your all you can take "d*unken kebab eating head" here ladies... hell I'll even try a sasauge or two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat pussy like a pot noodle

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I eat pussy like a pot noodle "

I'm sure that's a Vanilla Ice lyric

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

PARAMEDIC: And how did you hyperventilate and pass out ma’am?

ME: Well there was this guy, and he was only going as slow as my breathing rate...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I eat pussy like a pot noodle "

Love it

When you get that momentary noodle beard... Making you look like Fu Manchu

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