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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know i shouldnt,but some of the guys in the new pics dressed as women,with a weeks full of stubble and hairy legs showing thru their stockings has me in stitches.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

This comment has made me laugh on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have an age limit in place and they try and tell you they are the best thing since sliced bread x and want you to make an exception x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

This comment has made me laugh on this site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something new every day

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I know i shouldnt,but some of the guys in the new pics dressed as women,with a weeks full of stubble and hairy legs showing thru their stockings has me in stitches."

they don't want to look like ladies they just like to wear the gear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at women who beg for fabs with shit pics and the men who paste same messages too all women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This also makes me laugh. Also some of the men take pictures of their bum holes and weird pictures of their penis, seen one in the bath with just the tip poking out the bubbles. I don’t know what that was meant to achieve but it made me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

This comment has made me laugh on this site

"

Lol love it !

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy says he’s all that and reckons he’s massive and a repeater, so call their bluff tell them to come round and suddenly they can’t make it or leave fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

Pmsl best post ever xx

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Pmsl best post ever xx "

Yup

This years internet winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldnt,but some of the guys in the new pics dressed as women,with a weeks full of stubble and hairy legs showing thru their stockings has me in stitches."
Kenny Everett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at women who beg for fabs with shit pics and the men who paste same messages too all women "

Yeahhhh iam all out of paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? "
your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it"

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am "

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? "
lol oh ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid. "

I totally agree and respect that view now ! I do not accommodate either ! I don't want strangers in the house the children live in ! Also I chatted with a guy he was caring for his mom! People have their reAsons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid.

I totally agree and respect that view now ! I do not accommodate either ! I don't want strangers in the house the children live in ! Also I chatted with a guy he was caring for his mom! People have their reAsons! "
yes but unless you tell them the hardened swingers assume in a guys case he's married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok "

Ready

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid. "

Yeah, that winds me up. My profile says I can’t accommodate but can travel and no-one assumes I’m cheating. Or maybe they do and just don’t care *laughs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally agree with the fact of kids as we are the same.

If your on a swinging site and don't wish to travel and don't want to accommodate don't complain about not getting meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready "
I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid.

I totally agree and respect that view now ! I do not accommodate either ! I don't want strangers in the house the children live in ! Also I chatted with a guy he was caring for his mom! People have their reAsons! yes but unless you tell them the hardened swingers assume in a guys case he's married "

I understand that people will assume !But why people must to justify themselves to strangers demands !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid.

I totally agree and respect that view now ! I do not accommodate either ! I don't want strangers in the house the children live in ! Also I chatted with a guy he was caring for his mom! People have their reAsons! yes but unless you tell them the hardened swingers assume in a guys case he's married

I understand that people will assume !But why people must to justify themselves to strangers demands ! "
its the unwritten rule of supply and demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams "

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! "
are you Portuguese then

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams "

Ooh, it’s Bryan not Brian...caught you ought Mr.Knees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Ooh, it’s Bryan not Brian...caught you ought Mr.Knees..."
yes you did and I knew that to loved his slane castle concert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! are you Portuguese then "
No actually from Europe but I know his grand father was Portuguese .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! are you Portuguese then No actually from Europe but I know his grand father was Portuguese . "
ahh ok love his gravelly voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! are you Portuguese then No actually from Europe but I know his grand father was Portuguese . ahh ok love his gravelly voice "
Me too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! are you Portuguese then No actually from Europe but I know his grand father was Portuguese . ahh ok love his gravelly voice Me too!!! "
got that tune in my head now ........are you ready

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid.

I totally agree and respect that view now ! I do not accommodate either ! I don't want strangers in the house the children live in ! Also I chatted with a guy he was caring for his mom! People have their reAsons! yes but unless you tell them the hardened swingers assume in a guys case he's married

I understand that people will assume !But why people must to justify themselves to strangers demands ! its the unwritten rule of supply and demand "

Surely that rule is now written... By you!

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! are you Portuguese then No actually from Europe but I know his grand father was Portuguese . "

If he's Portuguese then don't forget to wash your knees..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ridiculous treads! I can't get meets , something wrong with me? your arse looks mighty fine ma'am

Thanks that means I can get a meeting now? lol oh ok

Ready I'm ready ,I'm ready .......Brian Adams

Love Brian Adams ! I think he wrote some songs in Lisbon !!!! are you Portuguese then No actually from Europe but I know his grand father was Portuguese .

If he's Portuguese then don't forget to wash your knees.."
he .......no just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The attitude of some people...

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Couples profiles with no male pic

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I know i shouldnt,but some of the guys in the new pics dressed as women,with a weeks full of stubble and hairy legs showing thru their stockings has me in stitches."

I agree. I find it so hard to photoshop all the hairs out of mine. Think I’ll wax from now on

What gets me is guys messaging me saying they want to pummel me so hard that I turn into a quivering mess and then say they are straight so would I mind hiding my cock while they do it

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

When a guy writes in his bio that he has a good sense of humour but then proceeds to bore the shit out of me when I read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a guy writes in his bio that he has a good sense of humour but then proceeds to bore the shit out of me when I read it. "
literally?ewwww

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it. "

It is if they are Fugly

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"When you have an age limit in place and they try and tell you they are the best thing since sliced bread x and want you to make an exception x "

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

OPs who disappear!

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Ppl with types it's a sex site. An no I don't mean attraction yes we got to be attracted but types fat thin tall small cock big cock bucket fanny etc it's endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp post pissers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lamp post pissers"
well if you've gotta go you've gotta go

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Couples profiles with no male pic"

Agree - we presume fake profile or he's too gross for pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealousy or bitterness!

Seriously never had it happen until recently, someone I’ve never met going ape shit on my ass over meeting someone else on here

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Jealousy or bitterness!

Seriously never had it happen until recently, someone I’ve never met going ape shit on my ass over meeting someone else on here "

Its rife on here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jealousy or bitterness!

Seriously never had it happen until recently, someone I’ve never met going ape shit on my ass over meeting someone else on here

Its rife on here!!!"

Bloody crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jealousy or bitterness!

Seriously never had it happen until recently, someone I’ve never met going ape shit on my ass over meeting someone else on here

Its rife on here!!!"
its rife on all sites its part and parcel of this life

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sheer attitude, arrogance and ignorance of some people.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Jealousy or bitterness!

Seriously never had it happen until recently, someone I’ve never met going ape shit on my ass over meeting someone else on here

Its rife on here!!!its rife on all sites its part and parcel of this life "

No its in every day life too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jealousy or bitterness!

Seriously never had it happen until recently, someone I’ve never met going ape shit on my ass over meeting someone else on here

Its rife on here!!!its rife on all sites its part and parcel of this life

No its in every day life too"
true its the green eyed monster

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

"

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

Boom!!!

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

It is if they are Fugly "

Fugly and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My opening message normally gets a laugh it two. Anyone want me to send them one?

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

All the help me get a meet posts... cruel I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx"

Personally I don't think you needed to apologise. Your post was no more specific than the OP, yet while his was dripping in intolerance and ignorance yours was just funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy valentines day messages make me laugh .

I think some people set there alarm clocks to wake them in the middle of the night just so they could be the first to put a post up saying happy valentines everybody ..

Supposed to be for the ONE yoy love .

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

All the (straight) guys who flash their ass on pics and one or two with objects up em.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx

Personally I don't think you needed to apologise. Your post was no more specific than the OP, yet while his was dripping in intolerance and ignorance yours was just funny "

What she said

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over a year ago

Sky remotes

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over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx

Personally I don't think you needed to apologise. Your post was no more specific than the OP, yet while his was dripping in intolerance and ignorance yours was just funny "

Precisely my thoughts

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Irony.

A woman who wants to give lots of oral from Nuneaton.

A man with a huge cock from Littlehampton.

People who prefer clean shaven from Wigan.

Large people from Wales.

Athletic build...as in Soviet era shotputters.

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st fake couple profile constantly say the Mrs is on a break but he is allowed to meet on his own funny af

2nd the TV ,cD they try so hard to look like Kim kurdatian or Julie Robert or any other celebs n theyou ended up looking like a pig who just come out from trash bin no offence but it's funny to me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the "Straight" Male profiles commenting in the chat rooms with such phrases as "Love to suck that" or "Love that up my Arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx

Personally I don't think you needed to apologise. Your post was no more specific than the OP, yet while his was dripping in intolerance and ignorance yours was just funny

Precisely my thoughts

"

And mine I don't believe you need to apology ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How I’ve missed the bitching on these forums

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.


"1st fake couple profile constantly say the Mrs is on a break but he is allowed to meet on his own funny af

2nd the TV ,cD they try so hard to look like Kim kurdatian or Julie Robert or any other celebs n theyou ended up looking like a pig who just come out from trash bin no offence but it's funny to me "

ha ha ..and perhaps in some quarters your no oil painting either!!

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female profile that reads like a job interview.

You must be this.

You must be that.

You must put such and such a word in subject box of your message.

And they read it, delete it and block you.

That makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at women who beg for fabs with shit pics and the men who paste same messages too all women "

This!!

When they send a generic message and forget to edit it when you have no public face pics and they say you have a gorgeous face

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it"

Obviously different reasons to everyone else who can't accomodate or travel clearly.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx"

I understand why you reacted the way you did. I have a feeling it's what the OP wanted though.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"All the (straight) guys who flash their ass on pics and one or two with objects up em."

I enjoy both activities lol. I don't see the issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealousy, nastiness and the Drama Queens.

The list is flipping endless.... it all makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at women who beg for fabs with shit pics and the men who paste same messages too all women

This!!

When they send a generic message and forget to edit it when you have no public face pics and they say you have a gorgeous face "

The veris are funny too. "Treat this one with respect." is a particular favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have an age limit in place and they try and tell you they are the best thing since sliced bread x and want you to make an exception x "

Or the guys who change their age to message you.. only to be found out and then can’t change their age back because you can only change it once lol. As I like older men, I get lots of younger guys who change their age and when I decline, they are stuck with an older age on their profile

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

Why should they make you laugh with despair? You're not his target audience so why the concern?

Having a personal swipe at people's profiles, I was led to understand is against forum rules.

I see no need for such a defensive, personal swipe at the OP, simply because he made a general non person specific comment.

Rude, just rude!

You're quite right it was a cheap shot. I apologise to the OP - look me up some time, I owe you a beer.

However I did get angry on behalf of all transwomen, a social group with an astronomical attempted suicide rate mainly because of the gauntlet of casual transphobia that we have to run every single day of our lives. It's an attitude that is so ingrained into society that most people don't even know they're doing it, and when it's pointed out just say "it was just a bit of fun, don't be so sensitive".

All transwomen have to start somewhere, we've all been through the stage of not being able to shave body hair because it would out us, and not having enough make up skill to cover beard shadow. There are going to be a good number of starting out TVs on this site who are just trying to find a bit of company, and yes have a sex life, in a society that hates them for even existing. Postings like the original message don't help, and yes can even contribute towards killing people.

Rant over, in future maybe I should confine this stuff to some sort of transgender 101 thread. Apologies to all I may have offended. Polly xx"

Personally, I didn't see your post as defensive or worse than the op.

To me it was akin to someone pointing out grammatical errors, spelling mistakes etc in an ops post criticising grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.

If you're going to take pot shots at other members posting on an open forum then you should expect differing views.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female profile that reads like a job interview.

You must be this.

You must be that.

You must put such and such a word in subject box of your message.

And they read it, delete it and block you.

That makes me laugh. "

This

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By *amagustaMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

What makes me laugh are women in their late 50's looking for young, handsome guys, and they say on their profile " quality over quantity".

They approach to end of their life and very fussy to select a fb.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

the shit pics people (men) keep voting for .

people who message you first and then ask for face pics without showing theirs. no that doesn't make me laugh,it really fucks me off.

you just got to laugh at the wide range of turn ons. nothing as queer as folk

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

'single women' profiles that only meet with their partner

the admin know about them but do nothing to stop it as its the bread and butter to bring in more members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female profile that reads like a job interview.

You must be this.

You must be that.

You must put such and such a word in subject box of your message.

And they read it, delete it and block you.

That makes me laugh. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'single women' profiles that only meet with their partner

the admin know about them but do nothing to stop it as its the bread and butter to bring in more members "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

my post regarding single women who are couples. ive seen one than has been changed to a couple

so I hold my hands up and apologise to fab. they do change single to couples

well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The block button

Used like “ner ner ne ner nerrrrr”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have an age limit in place and they try and tell you they are the best thing since sliced bread x and want you to make an exception x

Or the guys who change their age to message you.. only to be found out and then can’t change their age back because you can only change it once lol. As I like older men, I get lots of younger guys who change their age and when I decline, they are stuck with an older age on their profile "

Never knew that and does explain why many say I'm actually... Thanks!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't know about what makes me laugh,but a lot of things make me despair in this place I know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys message from " couples profiles " saying their women love my pics and wanna get it on but the woman is never available to talk themselves (sighs)

Or

When we state clearly what were after in our profile and the guy tries to push it for more.

We aren't quite there (full swap) just yet. And that pushy shit just gets old real quick.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Multiple extreme close up cock pics and wondering why they are getting so many messages just from men.

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By *razycoupleniCouple
over a year ago

belfast

Some of our favourites are

On the updates fakes complaining of other fakes.

The legend which is spunky

Women from the couples who aren’t available for a meet or talk

Sorry single guys. The really low effort single guy message. Fancy a fuck etc.

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some of our favourites are

On the updates fakes complaining of other fakes.

The legend which is spunky

Women from the couples who aren’t available for a meet or talk

Sorry single guys. The really low effort single guy message. Fancy a fuck etc."

Oh yeah totally agree with all said above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes me laugh are women in their late 50's looking for young, handsome guys, and they say on their profile " quality over quantity".

They approach to end of their life and very fussy to select a fb.

"

Am I going to die when I hit my late 50's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know about what makes me laugh,but a lot of things make me despair in this place I know that."

Like how threads like this turn out lol.

Thank god there's a reality beyond fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The block button

Used like “ner ner ne ner nerrrrr”"

Oh yes pmsl

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The ones that feel because they have a boner while surfing fab, and I'm female, that that's enough for a car quickie.

And can't believe that I'm not up for it.

Right now.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"The ones that feel because they have a boner while surfing fab, and I'm female, that that's enough for a car quickie.

And can't believe that I'm not up for it.

Right now.

"

Picky...picky...picky!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Has to be “I’m a heavy cummer “

How do they know?

Do they weigh it?

Hate that expression (gross)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weekend hopers. The ones that come on, half cut or pissed and assume that because you are online, you must be trawling for a fuck. Some of those messages do make me laugh. You can practically taste their desperation.

That and when a single male copies and pastes a message, forgetting to edit it, so he speaks to you like you are part of a couple. Those can be funny too, especially when you playfully point it out and they are backtracking like mad, to find an excuse as to why it sounds like it's worded in that way .

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Pm at 2 in morning from singles hoping for a quicky (when our profile shows we are at a club)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status “ OMG 47542 messages in my inbox”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everything on here entertains me.The desperation,the butthurt,the high amount of tragic pictures,the huge number of crap profiles,the snowflakes,the keyboard warriors,the dreamers,the alleged clique,the popularity contests,it's all entertaining as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who refer to themselves as sluts and only do bareback #passtheantibiotics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts and only do bareback #passtheantibiotics "

Who usually have no green tick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that feel because they have a boner while surfing fab, and I'm female, that that's enough for a car quickie.

And can't believe that I'm not up for it.

Right now.

"

Spoil sport

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By *llfoursWoman
over a year ago

north east

“Mass deleted my messages as there was too many, if you sent one, resend please”

Back to square one you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that right thing on themselves like cum dump and fuck my holes...

No class or style ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women that right thing on themselves like cum dump and fuck my holes...

No class or style ...."

And the veri says "Treat this one with respect..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The enormous profile where it demands its read in the entirety right at the start, then throughout, then the update status demanding the profile is read. Then, at the end, a code word that's to be entered into the forthcoming message to said user to confirm this monster essay has been read. Hell mend you if you don't read it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 pictures of a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who respond to rejection with an insult, feel like alot of people (mostly women) get bullied on here if they say no, just grow up and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that winge at another user for blocking them in their status. They blocked you, they won't see it nor do they care !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filtered and edited pictures that make the person look nothing like they actually do, its basically false advertising

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."
well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Users who moan this site is shit with a blank non existent profile.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere


"Filtered and edited pictures that make the person look nothing like they actually do, its basically false advertising "

There is one who makes her legs thinner and boobs bigger and it's so obvious it's so funny. You see door frames all out of shape etc . Yet people vote her pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile messages that just say fill in later yet user has been on for a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When couples or singles block you after stalking your page for awhile and messaging you previously!

Playground shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How I can go from

Wow you are gorgeous

To

You fat old hippo

In 0.6 seconds

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

Well said hun, those jokers give me endless laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This also makes me laugh. Also some of the men take pictures of their bum holes and weird pictures of their penis, seen one in the bath with just the tip poking out the bubbles. I don’t know what that was meant to achieve but it made me laugh lol "
. He was playing periscope .

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Filtered and edited pictures that make the person look nothing like they actually do, its basically false advertising

There is one who makes her legs thinner and boobs bigger and it's so obvious it's so funny. You see door frames all out of shape etc . Yet people vote her pics "
oh I've seen those ones heavily photoshopped lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guys fabbing other straigh guys pictures

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"Straight guys fabbing other straigh guys pictures "

If it's a good picture what's wrong with that?

I've fab women's pictures before nothing sexual about it I just thought it was a good photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guys fabbing other straigh guys pictures

If it's a good picture what's wrong with that?

I've fab women's pictures before nothing sexual about it I just thought it was a good photo. "
good point but in a guys case it is a little gay .......just saying ...........but if the guys totally straight ....cough .....hello mate good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guys fabbing other straigh guys pictures

If it's a good picture what's wrong with that?

I've fab women's pictures before nothing sexual about it I just thought it was a good photo. "
one of my fabs was from a guy called ' cockdrain#r ' think that may help in this analogy

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over a year ago


"I know i shouldnt,but some of the guys in the new pics dressed as women,with a weeks full of stubble and hairy legs showing thru their stockings has me in stitches."

I do not find it funny ... I feel when I see it ... especially with size 11 feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do laugh at the image in front of ikea wavy mirror ... ikea must be full of singers ...

Also the remote control against cock .... do you think they clean the remote before passing to wife, mother in law or child ????!!@@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do laugh at the image in front of ikea wavy mirror ... ikea must be full of singers ...

Also the remote control against cock .... do you think they clean the remote before passing to wife, mother in law or child ????!!@@"

This made us laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very quiet the forums were last night.

It’s almost as though all these “genuine single” people were sharing Valentine’s evening with their husbands / wives / fiancés / boyfriends / girlfriends...

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"I do laugh at the image in front of ikea wavy mirror ... ikea must be full of singers ...

Also the remote control against cock .... do you think they clean the remote before passing to wife, mother in law or child ????!!@@"

I've got a wavy mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How very quiet the forums were last night.

It’s almost as though all these “genuine single” people were sharing Valentine’s evening with their husbands / wives / fiancés / boyfriends / girlfriends... "

Or were all fucking each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair..."

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.


"All the (straight) guys who flash their ass on pics and one or two with objects up em.

I enjoy both activities lol. I don't see the issue."

Never mentioned an 'issue'

I was saying what made me smile/laugh.

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE


"Single men that say they can't accommodate or travel.

Don't get it

They travel locally. I don't get why males get a rough deal on acommodating personally. There are some freaky arsed women and couples on here too. They shouldn't have to have people know where they live just to get laid. "

I get this a lot as spend 99% my time away from my home base with Work, always hotels for me but can always travel,, some people just want to feel secure in the gents house I suppose, mind you some are mad axe men

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"How very quiet the forums were last night.

It’s almost as though all these “genuine single” people were sharing Valentine’s evening with their husbands / wives / fiancés / boyfriends / girlfriends... "

Can't vouch for singles but we had proper date night followed by very hot night together

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I saw one earlier, straight guy with a graphic veri from a gay mm couple

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"I know i shouldn't, but some of the guys profiles with just a black silhouette head, just one or two photos that are nothing but close ups of a cock, and a very brief description expecting women to fall into their lap, make me laugh with despair...

This comment has made me laugh on this site "

me too.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"How very quiet the forums were last night.

It’s almost as though all these “genuine single” people were sharing Valentine’s evening with their husbands / wives / fiancés / boyfriends / girlfriends... "

Now you mention it, things were very quiet last night.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I laugh at women [and their parters] who beg for fabs with shit pics... "

This

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

It is if they are Fugly "

You are definitely not Fugly sexy couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldnt,but some of the guys in the new pics dressed as women,with a weeks full of stubble and hairy legs showing thru their stockings has me in stitches."

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

It is if they are Fugly

You are definitely not Fugly sexy couple. "

You should see us the morning after a night out - horrific lol!

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

It is if they are Fugly

You are definitely not Fugly sexy couple.

You should see us the morning after a night out - horrific lol!"

Haha well true but I am fugly still got pics up. Then I do enjoy showing my fugly ass off.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

It is if they are Fugly

You are definitely not Fugly sexy couple.

You should see us the morning after a night out - horrific lol!

Haha well true but I am fugly still got pics up. Then I do enjoy showing my fugly ass off. "

Go for it - fugly and proud!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Profile with nothing on it. like yes thanks I wanna meet the invisable man. It's not hard to have a pic is it.

It is if they are Fugly

You are definitely not Fugly sexy couple.

You should see us the morning after a night out - horrific lol!

Haha well true but I am fugly still got pics up. Then I do enjoy showing my fugly ass off.

Go for it - fugly and proud!"

Lol me too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling the love today ...thanks guys "

LARGE OMG

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

People who have a profile pic that is pinched off the Internet posting on a thread having a good whinge about what makes them laugh on fab. That makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who have a profile pic that is pinched off the Internet posting on a thread having a good whinge about what makes them laugh on fab. That makes me laugh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double standards. Like when people have on their profile that they're not looking for a certain thing, but then do it themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good thing about offensive posts is that when they’re removed from a closed thread, it reopens it so I can close it again!

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