FabSwingers.com forum: How do you fish?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a) Let your potential suitors come to you? (Lure fishing).

b) Seek out specific people and message them? (Spear fish).

c) Use the Forum/Clubs/Socials to mingle? (Environmentaly friendly fishing).

d) Message anyone with a pulse? (Dynamite fishing).

Please feel free to add any of your own for submission. Or debate it if I've got it wrong.. Will happily change them if there's a majority view

Funnier the better.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m a generalist...a mixture of a, b and c.

I always throw them back in the water once caught though...I’m responsible like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep catching old boots

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Always wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep catching old boots

Oh dear! What kind of fishing is that? Stop fishing in minging canals then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a - has worked but not that effective

b - a little more effective than a

c - the most successful by a big margin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a generalist...a mixture of a, b and c.

I always throw them back in the water once caught though...I’m responsible like that

Bit of an environmentalist- keeping healthy stock numbers, good long term strategy

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

I think I may be using the wrong bait.. at least I ain't caught any crabs.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may be using the wrong bait.. at least I ain't caught any crabs.. lol"

Hmmm that'd be Pot Fishing I think.. avoid where possible.. you dont want Lobsters.. thats even worse!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Lure fishing... with a big gaff hidden behind my back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lure fishing... with a big gaff hidden behind my back!

Owieeeee

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

A bit of a and c for me

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

We are very much environmentalists

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

One day I was down the canal and caught a 12 pound black rib nobbler. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fabulous goldfish at home but he gets bored swimming around just looking at me and prefers if a use A. B. And C so I can come home and tell him about the carps, trout and occasional angel fish I find. As longs as don't bring home any crabs !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a - has worked but not that effective

b - a little more effective than a

c - the most successful by a big margin

I'd agree with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are very much environmentalists"

Hmmm why does that not surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just sitting in my boat sunbathing. If something leaps out the water into the boat, I'll have a little look.

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By *eziahWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You've missed a trick there by not mentioning bottom trawling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just sitting in my boat sunbathing. If something leaps out the water into the boat, I'll have a little look. "

You don't sound like you're all that fussed about fishing in general

I love fishing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've missed a trick there by not mentioning bottom trawling. "

Go on then.. what's your definition then.. it can't cover the existing ones.. as they've been used and not argued against.. Enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rod

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By *astRider600Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I like sit at the side of the river tossing out B every now and then while sitting reading C! Just need to try a club on my own lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a rod

Cast? Fly? Do we have a definition for Fly? I guess Cast is Lure fishing. How do use your Rod Hine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like sit at the side of the river tossing out B every now and then while sitting reading C! Just need to try a club on my own lol"

Go for it if you think you'll like it.. I did as I was mega curious. I'd go again with a partner. You may want to talk to the Environmentalist above.. they are very friendly and informative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rod

Cast? Fly? Do we have a definition for Fly? I guess Cast is Lure fishing. How do use your Rod Hine?"

I just dangle it in the sea and hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a rod

Cast? Fly? Do we have a definition for Fly? I guess Cast is Lure fishing. How do use your Rod Hine?

I just dangle it in the sea and hope

That's a) Lure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rod

Cast? Fly? Do we have a definition for Fly? I guess Cast is Lure fishing. How do use your Rod Hine?

I just dangle it in the sea and hope

That's a) Lure"

No it's true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right.. bedtime for me.

For the record... I can't stand real fishing, much prefer sex.

Goodnight Fab

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

C - pudding and proof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just sitting in my boat sunbathing. If something leaps out the water into the boat, I'll have a little look.

You don't sound like you're all that fussed about fishing in general

I love fishing. "

I'll hold your rod for you and give a flutter of interest if there's anything on the end of it but no I'm not much of a fisher

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I gently wade in...

Bend down, insert limbs remain calm....

And try the tickling approach....

So far I have one meet and a shopping trolley

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Salmon tickling for me

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

We are sure there are those who prefer to skip the fishing bit and just pay for what they want, we are more your fancy aquarium types, like watching them (without touching) and being watched back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a) Let your potential suitors come to you? (Lure fishing).

b) Seek out specific people and message them? (Spear fish).

c) Use the Forum/Clubs/Socials to mingle? (Environmentaly friendly fishing).

d) Message anyone with a pulse? (Dynamite fishing).

Please feel free to add any of your own for submission. Or debate it if I've got it wrong.. Will happily change them if there's a majority view

Funnier the better."
with a rod ,hook em and trawl em in put the tiddlers back mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to an aquatic shop, look around the tanks and pick one or two I fancy then take them home

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By *ongueNcheek33Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

We go for A,B and C but must try some new bait as don't tend to catch anything lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

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you devil ,you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a generalist...a mixture of a, b and c.

I always throw them back in the water once caught though...I’m responsible like that

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ya but are they still alive when you throw them back in!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep catching old boots

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bate looks more than perfect maybe you should stop fishing canals and try the Mediterranean

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

you devil ,you

Hell.. .....yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fabulous goldfish at home but he gets bored swimming around just looking at me and prefers if a use A. B. And C so I can come home and tell him about the carps, trout and occasional angel fish I find. As longs as don't bring home any crabs !!

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id worry about the lobsters!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are sure there are those who prefer to skip the fishing bit and just pay for what they want, we are more your fancy aquarium types, like watching them (without touching) and being watched back.

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a) Let your potential suitors come to you? (Lure fishing).

b) Seek out specific people and message them? (Spear fish).

c) Use the Forum/Clubs/Socials to mingle? (Environmentaly friendly fishing).

d) Message anyone with a pulse? (Dynamite fishing).

Please feel free to add any of your own for submission. Or debate it if I've got it wrong.. Will happily change them if there's a majority view

Funnier the better.with a rod ,hook em and trawl em in put the tiddlers back mind

An all rounder, a real fisherman with passion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combination of a b and c i guess

Although i dont really like fish or fishing lol

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I0ts a mi0xture of A and C for us

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

I started with B but have been surprised at the success of C and how often it leads to A.

All good. I think C is the winning approach.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"I keep catching old boots

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

C - the environ mentally friendly one lol

Great thread OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started with B but have been surprised at the success of C and how often it leads to A.

All good. I think C is the winning approach."

I'd agree.. if you're prepared to travel to the best fishing spots.. C is a great option.

Although I'm sure Socials/Clubs and Forum could be given their own fishing terms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C - the environ mentally friendly one lol

Great thread OP

cheers.. I try. Probably been done before so I wont try to take any credit.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely lure fishing for me

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a generalist...a mixture of a, b and c.

I always throw them back in the water once caught though...I’m responsible like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

Nice lob-worm

I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

Nice lob-worm

I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that

Okay but didn't want to use Maggot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

Nice lob-worm

I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that

Okay but didn't want to use Maggot

I've never had any complaints about my maggot

(where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep catching old boots

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pmsl like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grenade will bring a bountiful harvest to the surface.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

Nice lob-worm

I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that

Okay but didn't want to use Maggot

I've never had any complaints about my maggot

(where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)"

Best leave this before we insult you

Just our sense if humour (in the gutter)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

Nice lob-worm

I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that

Okay but didn't want to use Maggot

I've never had any complaints about my maggot

(where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)

Best leave this before we insult you

Just our sense if humour (in the gutter)

It's ok

I've got thick skin surrounding me and my maggot

Joke away.. I can take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls. They dive in and steal the fishes someone else took ages to catch.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

B). But rather than spear outright it's more casting an attractive lure in a possibly useful fish hole and seeing what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to go round in my own little bubble

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A and C

Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones

*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper

Or a little tiddler

Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm

Nice lob-worm

I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that

Okay but didn't want to use Maggot

I've never had any complaints about my maggot

(where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)

Best leave this before we insult you

Just our sense if humour (in the gutter)

It's ok

I've got thick skin surrounding me and my maggot

Joke away.. I can take it. "

Hook, line and sinker.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My rod is broken

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We could have a new way of saving people we like

The Keep Net.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Fly fishing

Pretending that you have something tasty, wave it around frantically wait until someone shows interest.

All the 'couples' where only one partner plays (or exists)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just waiting for the "so who likes to suck on a Fisherman's friend" line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We could have a new way of saving people we like

The Keep Net.

Catch them and put them in an Aquarium to look at

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Fly fishing

Pretending that you have something tasty, wave it around frantically wait until someone shows interest.

All the 'couples' where only one partner plays (or exists) "

Just watch how many profiles appear with J R Hartley in their names.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fly fishing

Pretending that you have something tasty, wave it around frantically wait until someone shows interest.

All the 'couples' where only one partner plays (or exists) "

lmfao.. good definition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cast my net and lure them in

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I used to rely on luring them in but I like to go straight in for the kill these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to rely on luring them in but I like to go straight in for the kill these days

Good! Do you find that type of fishing results with more successful trophy winning fish? Rather than landing the boots, shopping trolleys and other such debris littered in the Fablous rivers and Oceans?

I think most men love a surprise, unsolicited message, even if it isn't a match, I doubt you'll get a negative "Fuck you" Kind of response.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A with the occasional B.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

In fact I employ a large number of fishing techniques, but, wherever possible I try to stick to fresh water fishing as there is less tendency for the bate to attract crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishing...isnt that for another place.

Maybe I should go back to hunting. Now where's my spear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In fact I employ a large number of fishing techniques, but, wherever possible I try to stick to fresh water fishing as there is less tendency for the bate to attract crabs

There are such a thing as freshwater crabs.. and Crayfish in UK waters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing...isnt that for another place.

Maybe I should go back to hunting. Now where's my spear

No hunting here Hine

Fisherman's paradise only.. if you'd like to start one on hunting I'd be only to keen to jump in.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

A, B and C but not having very much luck at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the old days when we were actively looking it was a mixture of a) and b). These days we just network, and see what happens.

Mrs

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A B and C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the cage feeder method with corn or meat over a bed of hemp and pellets .

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I prefer the cage feeder method with corn or meat over a bed of hemp and pellets ."

Now that’s kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my best to repel them, but some seem immune to my repellent. However I’ve resisted the temptation to meet the few that are immune as I couldn’t meet anyone with such poor taste as to wish to meet me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) haha but I think I need fishing lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use my spear but am environmental friendly too.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Remember there is very little difference between fishing and sitting gormlessly at the side of a lake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remember there is very little difference between fishing and sitting gormlessly at the side of a lake."

That's lure fishing.. try spear fishing instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. I never mail anyone first anymore. Saves the hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lure fishing works for me and a slow retrieve.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

lure them in... hide for a while... and catch them with my spear when they don't expect it... although it somehow sounds wrong to speak of my spear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A. I never mail anyone first anymore. Saves the hassle

Hassle of what? Having fun? Or being rejected?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lure them in... hide for a while... and catch them with my spear when they don't expect it... although it somehow sounds wrong to speak of my spear

I'm picturing a deliriously _appy squirrel with a speargun and a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A. I never mail anyone first anymore. Saves the hassle

Hassle of what? Having fun? Or being rejected? "

Messaging first is fun to you? Righty o

can't be arsed to attempt to put shitloads of effort into a first message that will probably get lost with the tens (probably hundreds) of others Just to be deleted. Waste of time ini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A. I never mail anyone first anymore. Saves the hassle

Hassle of what? Having fun? Or being rejected?

Messaging first is fun to you? Righty o

can't be arsed to attempt to put shitloads of effort into a first message that will probably get lost with the tens (probably hundreds) of others Just to be deleted. Waste of time ini"

I don't do it very often. I tend to end up talking to a Lurking catfish. I sing for my supper on the Forum usually. I have a couple of FWB and I'm also very happybto go travel to the best fishing spots. Not one for the breeding ponds (clubs

) so much. I'm not dead against Spearfishing though.. I've got a good aim and I'm selective about the fish I stalk. Learn as much as i can about specific species from the information that's available. If I miss, I miss. If I hit.. it's fish supper that night. I like the sport.. the unknown, the battle of man versus nature. If I caught a Marlin everytime, it would be exciting anymore. I'd lose the thrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majority c but some times a little bit of b if some one takes my fancy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer the cage feeder method with corn or meat over a bed of hemp and pellets .

Now that’s kinky!

Not as kinky as your pictures babylove x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys on here like to fish by showing pics of their dangling maggot!

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