FabSwingers.com forum: Two rooms...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One has God inside.

One has an Alien inside.

(In this case they are both real)

You're only allowed to go into one room and ask one question.

Which and what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God's room and ask him how he managed to get Mary up the duff yet leave her hymen intact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God. Why are you such a useless, vindictive and sadistic supposedly all powerful deity, who allows so much evil and suffering in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The alien.

Can you take me to your leader?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go into Gods room and ask if I can become a demon, like Maize in Lucifer on TV. She has so much fun xxx

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

God. Definitely, you need a Marketing Advisor. Why don't you hire me?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

Alien - and ask them if they want a foursome with God - blimey, that’s been on our fuckit list for ages

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Alien. Ask them to kindly take Trump back to where they found him.

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By *r C Miss CCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

The alien and ask him to go next door and kick gods ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence."

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence."

It may be sarcasm and or humour.???

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The alien

Would you and your mates like to probe me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour..."

True, in reflection, probably completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God. Why are you such a useless, vindictive and sadistic supposedly all powerful deity, who allows so much evil and suffering in the world. "

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

God- it wouldnt be a question but me having a go! Google Stephen fry on god and watch the video

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God- it wouldnt be a question but me having a go! Google Stephen fry on god and watch the video "

Great video

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably completely wrong place to ask a question like that."

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here."

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Alien, when you created the world and all beings, why did you let god take all the credit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alien, when you created the world and all beings, why did you let god take all the credit?

Good question, did they let God take credit OR was that another of man's fuck ups?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God. Why are you such a useless, vindictive and sadistic supposedly all powerful deity, who allows so much evil and suffering in the world. "

I've always pondered that...why are babies getting cancer whilst Bulger's killers are getting 3 meals a day??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"God. Why are you such a useless, vindictive and sadistic supposedly all powerful deity, who allows so much evil and suffering in the world.

I've always pondered that...why are babies getting cancer whilst Bulger's killers are getting 3 meals a day??"

Assuming God exists you're expecting it to be benign and fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien....ask to go with him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting thread.

A lot of responses around theodicy, and why 'god' permits evil.

He's either all powerful and doesn't care about evil so chooses to do nothing about it, and is thus a really crap God, and certainly not worthy of worship.

He's not all powerful, can't do anything about evil, and therefore not a god, and not worthy of worship.

I'll take the alien.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One has God inside.

One has an Alien inside.

(In this case they are both real)

You're only allowed to go into one room and ask one question.

Which and what?"

The Alien. Would be nice to catch up with my family lmao

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Interesting thread.

A lot of responses around theodicy, and why 'god' permits evil.

He's either all powerful and doesn't care about evil so chooses to do nothing about it, and is thus a really crap God, and certainly not worthy of worship.

He's not all powerful, can't do anything about evil, and therefore not a god, and not worthy of worship.

I'll take the alien.

I thought the thing about gods was that they need appeasing whether they're crap or not.

I'll take neither room. The alien wouldn't understand my question and god answers in riddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien.

Kiss, fuck, or avoid.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Alien - what are the socio-economic challenges that you guys face?

It’s an unparalleled opportunity to learn about the challenges that a completely different species that have developed away from the constraints of our world and civilisation face, and therefore learn more about ourselves in the process.

Given that in this scenario, God is real - I can ask them my questions when I die

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"God. Why are you such a useless, vindictive and sadistic supposedly all powerful deity, who allows so much evil and suffering in the world. "

Very much this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alien - what are the socio-economic challenges that you guys face?

Given that in this scenario, God is real - I can ask them my questions when I die

Very clever....

However, that's presuming we are the work of God, what if we were left here by another race, or we are just an experiment?

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

The alien. I'd ask him/her/it what he/she/it thinks of the deity in the next room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers."

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Interesting thread.

A lot of responses around theodicy, and why 'god' permits evil.

He's either all powerful and doesn't care about evil so chooses to do nothing about it, and is thus a really crap God, and certainly not worthy of worship.

He's not all powerful, can't do anything about evil, and therefore not a god, and not worthy of worship.

I'll take the alien.

Or hes just vindictive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God- it wouldnt be a question but me having a go! Google Stephen fry on god and watch the video "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask God, if God created mankind in his* own image and also gave us free will, then expects lots of us to worship him*, is his* ego not bigger than half of the ego's on Fab. If not, why create us?

*or her/they/somewhere inbetween/neither

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Seeing as this is a fab forum, the question should be..

Do aliens on your planet prefer big cocks/small cocks/beards/fat girls....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien....can you please take the mother in law back home with you

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Seeing as this is a fab forum, the question should be..

Do aliens on your planet prefer big cocks/small cocks/beards/fat girls....?

I have to disagree.

Seeing as this is a fab forum, the question can only be..

"Fancy a Fuck?"

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Alien especially if looks like 7of9. Question would be can I probe you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers."

Is that aimed at God or the Alien???

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'd ask God why he killed orders of magnitude more people (according to the Bible) than the devil yet tries to claim he is a nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the mutually exclusive, if god created man kind in his own image who created aliens.

Maybe it’s the same person inside each room.

Tbh I’d be more amazed at the room with god in it, or at least in the sense of a monotheistic Judeo-Christian concept of god. White robes long flowing beard sitting on a cloud type of thing. Than I would at the possibility of an alien.

I guess if there was a god room then there is likely to be more answers in that room, we are assuming that aliens would have superior technology and knowledge. That might not be the case, they might just be primordial slime assuming that they didn’t get to the room under their own steam and that the room is a doorway to where ever they are.

Either way the implications for our society are massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God - and ask " Who put you in charge ffs ? "

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers.

Is that aimed at God or the Alien???"

I would have imagined the clue in my reply, was in 'your' opinion. It was clear to whom the reply was directed to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers.

Is that aimed at God or the Alien???

I would have imagined the clue in my reply, was in 'your' opinion. It was clear to whom the reply was directed to."

Ok...so was it God or the Alien???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers.

Is that aimed at God or the Alien???

I would have imagined the clue in my reply, was in 'your' opinion. It was clear to whom the reply was directed to.

Ok...so was it God or the Alien???"

The person alienating the posters who don't match the intellectual expectations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers.

Is that aimed at God or the Alien???

I would have imagined the clue in my reply, was in 'your' opinion. It was clear to whom the reply was directed to.

Ok...so was it God or the Alien???

The person alienating the posters who don't match the intellectual expectations."

Your intelligence is measured by those around you; if you spend your days with idiots you seal your own fate.

- Mary M. Illigassch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting, the lack of deep questions that could be asked.

I hope this isn't a reflection on global intelligence.

Probably more a reflection on the need for humour...

True, in reflection, probably

completely wrong place to ask a question like that.

No, you may get more intellectual answers too (it does happen) but implying that the other posters lack intelligence was slightly insulting...but, y’know, everyone is allowed an opinion on here.

I wasn't "implying" it was based in actual answers.

Based on your opinion of what you constitutes an intelligent reply. Just because you don't get the answers you deem as appropriate, doesn't mean it is acceptable to belittle other people's answers.

Is that aimed at God or the Alien???

I would have imagined the clue in my reply, was in 'your' opinion. It was clear to whom the reply was directed to.

Ok...so was it God or the Alien???

The person alienating the posters who don't match the intellectual expectations.

Your intelligence is measured by those around you; if you spend your days with idiots you seal your own fate.

- Mary M. Illigassch"

Glad to hear that, I work alongside 'professionals'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God. Which was created first, the chicken or the egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien, and ask it to take me off this fucking nut house of a planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien, and ask it to take me off this fucking nut house of a planet."

But he may take you........to feed his family

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