FabSwingers.com forum: I didnt enjoy that!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is prob the worse thing you could hear after sex, whats the worse thing you have said or been told after sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of my mother"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah my cup of tea is still really hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a fingering before we start.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is that it??

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple
over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

""You remind me of my mother"

Only slightly better than “you remind me of YOUR mother”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not going to clean me up your brother does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will be 50 quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly as good as jon...

(A very good friend of mine)

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nearly as good as jon...

(A very good friend of mine)"

Or ‘thanks Jon’ getting you mixed up with him LOL.

Sorry nearly fell off my chair laughing.”!

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

What about 'right, we're off to bed now'....and it's not even after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was your finger you was using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

OMG, I would never say anything horrible even if I didn't enjoy it, so rude!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG, I would never say anything horrible even if I didn't enjoy it, so rude!!"

LOL,my type of woman!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"OMG, I would never say anything horrible even if I didn't enjoy it, so rude!!"

Lol it’s not rude, it’s honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a warm up ....right ? X

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

A big front bum trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never not enjoyed a play meet, but I did once kick a young man out of my bed afterwards and tell him to fuck off home. He thought I was joking...I wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we going to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I don't have any milk for your tea.

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By *astRider600Man
over a year ago

Brighton

“Where’s your other mate?” May as well have just grabbed my bollocks and twisted aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/18 21:01:39]

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

That I was “nice”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Wrong thread comment removed by poster at 04/02/18 21:01:39]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need to leave..

5 mins after the deed had been 'completed', on his part anyway. I was just getting started.

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

These are actual quotes:-

Did you lock the back door

Was that the stairs creaking

I know but I love curry

Hurry up the kids will be back from school soon

From her husband "I'll see you in the pub"

Aldi have shirts like that on special offer.

and the all time classic

Bloody hell is that the time!!!

Reading back through these makes me think I must have lacked something.

javascript:doSmilie('

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

The sound of snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit was that my hubby back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is prob the worse thing you could hear after sex, whats the worse thing you have said or been told after sex?"
it is in my opinion bad manners and ungentlemanly to make negative comment so I don't ,have received a couple of negative comments just took them on chin and moved on ,don't dwell on things you can't change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You remind me of my mother"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me

Surely in jest tho ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you need to leave..

5 mins after the deed had been 'completed', on his part anyway. I was just getting started."

Very rude.. was his wife coming back

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Is prob the worse thing you could hear after sex, whats the worse thing you have said or been told after sex?"

Who's that looking through the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is prob the worse thing you could hear after sex, whats the worse thing you have said or been told after sex?

Who's that looking through the window."
see that would inspire me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly as good as jon...

(A very good friend of mine)

Or ‘thanks Jon’ getting you mixed up with him LOL.

Sorry nearly fell off my chair laughing.”! "

Theres a bit of a story behind the whole debacle......:D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You didn’t even touch the sides”

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By *iscovMan
over a year ago

durham

Finish yourself off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're really quite frigid aren't you?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it in....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in....? "
yes that's why I call him justin

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Never had a bad saying after sex, would block them if they did!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I love you

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Never had a bad saying after sex, would block them if they did!"

I think it’s at the time. No point blocking whilst you are having sex LOL.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I've never said it but I have wondered how soon I can leave!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

That was great. Can't hang around because this paper round won't deliver it's self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being with you reminds me of my ex. You are just like her

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Where's the condom gone?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

“Can’t you hurry up and finish, I’m tired “.

For some reason I lost all interest and never had sex with my wife again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rea once had a lover before she met me, and when they first got down to the business had to ask him if it was his finger or his cock inside her, little finger we might add! Not good for either.

Personally I had a lady friend who I was oraling, was down there a good while, used all of my tricks, got nowhere.

I admitted defeat and told her; 'This ain't working'

She just sighed and told me she didn't approve if either fingering or oral, and that the 20/30 mins I'd spent down there was part of her life she'd never get back.

I apologised and left. Never went back there again.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rea once had a lover before she met me, and when they first got down to the business had to ask him if it was his finger or his cock inside her, little finger we might add! Not good for either.

Personally I had a lady friend who I was oraling, was down there a good while, used all of my tricks, got nowhere.

I admitted defeat and told her; 'This ain't working'

She just sighed and told me she didn't approve if either fingering or oral, and that the 20/30 mins I'd spent down there was part of her life she'd never get back.

I apologised and left. Never went back there again. "

Oh god the oral part is hilarious, 20/30 minutes wasted time lol.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is it in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What times Corrie on ??( actually happened

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

What's your name again?

Don't understand how people can shag someone and don't even bother to remember their (or in this case MY) name. Another one out the door to never come back x

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By *voncouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Stop wiping your cock on my new curtains

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"haha look...the wet spot is on your side of the bed again!"

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By *eek2findMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Nice one" - I actually said this, my ex wasn't happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha I’ve had that so terrible!

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