FabSwingers.com forum: Worst swinging experience

By *rypto OP Man
over a year ago

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What’s the worst meet you’ve ever had and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters"

Deffo the first two instances, we had a quite bad mannered chap turn up to a social, broadcast to the rest of the coffee shop that Mrs. wasn't what he expected and he wouldn't be fucking her!

That went down well with the rest of the punters

Another was a social with an older chap who was forever trying to put his hand up Rea's skirt while we were in the pub.

It started to become more and more noticeable for other customets, so much so that we fled the meeting.

Very, very disappointing, and just two of the reasons - there are a fair few more - why we're just on here for the forums and the craick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a man into the couples room at a club only for him to completely ignore me and focus his attention on the couple on the next bed. Needless to say I left pretty swiftly, meaning that he had to as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who who attended a threesome and after being told to stop thrusting in VS so hard, had to be told to stop completely after hurting so much she couldn't continue. Then threw a strop and left. He even put up a status saying it was his worst ever meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He took me to a field, came in 10 seconds, said he was tired and drove me home

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By *rypto OP Man
over a year ago

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Poor manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be too afraid he’d read my post if I told you.

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By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Knowle Bristol

"Taking a man into the couples room at a club only for him to completely ignore me and focus his attention on the couple on the next bed. Needless to say I left pretty swiftly, meaning that he had to as well. "

He must have been mad to not focus on you. Your mmmmm

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Met a couple in a pub in Derby, she drank a few wines, got a bit loud taking about what we were doing later at their house so half the pub could here.

Still finger fucked her in their car in the pub car park as she sucked me off, I’m a single male for God’s sake a meets a meet

Like a good news of the world reporter, “I made my excuses and left”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple for a usual “Fuck the Mrs as I watch” meet, had met them a few times before.

Got there and had usual BJ fun etc, and then moved on to bending her over the sofa in the living room. Now the living room was right next to the stairs leading upstairs and as I’m doing this I hear movement so stop, then hear nothing so continue, then hear again and stop.

Eventually I tell the Mr “I can hear something, go check”. Turns out their 5/6yo was about a foot from opening the door. So you can imagine I’m pretty shocked and lose the moment.

He takes the kid up and me and the Mrs are trying to get things going but my dick doesn’t want any of it. He comes down and is visibly annoyed after about 2mins of me trying to get back hard.

So he goes back up and she follows soon after. So I’m left in this living room just wanking thinking “what the fuck”. Then I hear the Mr raising his voice and catch but if it “just fuck off, waste of time, fucking useless”- that kinda stuff.

So at that point I felt kinda scared and got dressed. She comes in and says how it’s maybe not a good idea tonight and I’m out the door like a shot.

Blocked and never spoke again.

That’s the worst I’ve ever actually had the meet happen. Being messed around by couples before meets is another story

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Long time ago now, I turned up at a woman's flat for a late-night meet after chatting on the phone...

....when she showed me through to the lounge, the first thing I noticed was how untidy the place was, with dirty plates and cups on the coffee table, and stuff strewn across the floor - it had taken me over an hour to get there, so she'd had time to have tidied up a bit, at least...

....after clearing space on the sofa, when she sat down next to me I noticed the thin summer dress she was wearing was dirty and tatty, with numerous holes in it...

....and a few moments later I caught the distinct smell of body odour - all of which combined to put me off completely...

....which was a shame, because she wasn't unattractive, had a great body, and was clearly up for anything...

....fortunately, before things got too embarrassing, her phone rang, and as she headed off to the bedroom talking to what appeared to be another guy wanting to meet, I slipped out quietly!

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By *rypto OP Man
over a year ago

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Lol

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By *rypto OP Man
over a year ago

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Nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a kinky couple at a club, in a bdsm setting I was in the swing ball gagged and having my nipples pinched and twisted by the female and she used a pin wheel too... all fine, her hubby was fucking me slapping my ass and thighs then decided to ram his cock into my ass

which I was totally unprepared for. He wasn’t a small guy, impressively well endowed but I wasn’t impressed having it thrust painfully deep into my asshole as I’m trying to scream no stop. They just kept going and going until he was done

they went for a shower I assume as I lay lay in this swing in agony, took a while to recompose myself before I thought right I’m off to confront them... already gone or at least I couldn’t find them throughout the club.

Shitty meet, from here, said all the right things, verifications were all positive, he was a long lasting chap... until we met! Literally a few thrusts and he was done and out the door before I blinked

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By *rypto OP Man
over a year ago

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Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters"

Definitely this for me, although having been blown out 3 times this weekend I'm nearly ready to give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters

Definitely this for me, although having been blown out 3 times this weekend I'm nearly ready to give up."

What?! Why would someone do that to you? You're gorgeous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters

Definitely this for me, although having been blown out 3 times this weekend I'm nearly ready to give up.

What?! Why would someone do that to you? You're gorgeous...

Ah thank you lovely. Not a clue why.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters

Definitely this for me, although having been blown out 3 times this weekend I'm nearly ready to give up."

Nooooooo.

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By *llfoursWoman
over a year ago

north east

The time wasters and the people who can’t seem to stick to boundaries!

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By *he incognito twoCouple
over a year ago

near you

Interesting quote ~people who dont stick to their boundaries or is it more like people ignore your boundaries.... and for witch we think is more important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to a blokes house.. he literally came in 5 seconds of my sucking him

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Had a meet from Fab with a guy who was vwe, he thought that was enough...I am sure you all know the type....worse sex I ever had, luckily it didn't take long at all.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

The worst? Hmmm. Hard one. Was it the chap who left both me and my female friend in tears during a FFM? Or the guy who was supposed to be in a blue BMW in the pub car park but arrived on hands and knees having crawled through the hedge? Oh wait, I forgot the chap who had turned up to a social in a fabulous suit, immaculate shirt, cufflinks and shiny shoes but his home when we arrived back there was an evil smelling pigsty

The couple where she stripped naked, adopted the starfish position and lay there unmoving for 10 minutes clutching his hand staring into his eyes... ah well. Thank you the good guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing more than time wasters and those that think I’m only hear to be used for there pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I met a newbie couple at their place...the idea was for me and the lady to have fun while her husband watched. So I turned up...he answered and told me it was the wrong house, before she popped round saying come in...alarms bells already started ringing. Once inside we had a drink and then then fun was under way...me and the lady went from the couch up stairs to the bed. After finishing off we went back down both fully naked at this point. He decided to fly off into a rage pushing his wife to the floor...she then told me to just leave after I tried to help her. As I was getting my clothes together he appears from the kitchen with a knife....needless to say regardless of how much clothing I had on I made a run for the door...hopping along with one leg in my pants and one out. I forgot my hat there...safe to say I never went back for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst- when I let something other than my brain think and let a younger guy come see me. He promised me 'unforgettable licking'- as you can imagine, there was none of that

. He tasted funny (very bitter) when we kissed and after just a little bit of fingering he wanted to do anal. When I refused, he said 'play with yourself and I'd wank in your face'. I agreed but was getting quite annoyed. When he finished, he asked about anal again. I declined again so he went to get dressed. While getting dressed, he had a cheek to ask if I had a female friend who could join us for a threesome! Or a male friend. I said 'no' to both and he left, leaving me with really bad feeling. He texted shortly later, saying he was nervous and that he'd 'make it up to me'. Needless to say, I declined as politely as I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night user no longer no site one hour before the meet

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

Met a couple at a club, they told me they were the same age as me ( 24 at the time ) the female half was WAY more d*unk than I realised and when we got to a private room she became almost paralytic about 20 minutes in. Had to get her dressed and ushered them out of the door and into a taxi. The whole time she’s was crying because because her fella had touched me. What makes it worse is they split up and I bumped into the male half a few weeks later, he told me she had only just turned 18!!! Mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sound hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a club with a couple we were seeing and it was awful. About 3 other couples in there and a horde of single men that just followed you around even after being told you weren't interested. One just stood in doorways swinging his keys around lol. We didn't even stay an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The no showers / time wasters ... all the ones we actually meet are fantastic and make up for the time wasters

Definitely this for me, although having been blown out 3 times this weekend I'm nearly ready to give up."

What is it about Norwich men? So flaky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the worst meet you’ve ever had and why? "

we've had a few, some real stinkers - we just laugh it off and put it down to experience. The good ones more than make up for the bad ones.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Some little squirt who claimed to be 6 foot and hung and could go for ages. I sent him home and said don't contact us again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranging a meet to he taken to his mums house were he proceeded to usher me upstairs. He put a towel under the door gap so he could smoke ? Could hear his siblings fighting in the next room whilst his mum had a shower. Needless to say I made a hasty exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a slimeball, he was

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

As we don't really do private meets we've not had any of the real horror stories like above. In fact reading some of the above reinforces our only in clubs rule.

The worst things we get are pushy or clueless (or both) guys in clubs. These are some of the worst we can remember.

Once in a club Mrs had just fucked 3 guys and that was enough for her and she wanted a break. As she tried to get up from the bed another guy just launched himself at her and almost in a second had her pinned down and he was trying to push his cock inside her. I had to pull him off along with some choice language which was overheard by the security guy who promptly chucked the guy out.

Most of the other bad experiences are from guys that haven't got a clue what to do with a pussy. You know, the ones that think ramming as many fingers as they can get inside then working like they are digging for coal is every woman's dream. It's rare but we have had a couple of nights ruined when these neanderthals have actually hurt her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn’t impressed having it thrust painfully deep into my asshole as I’m trying to scream no stop. They just kept going and going until he was done

OMG. That's horrible

did you tell anyone who was running the club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a kinky couple at a club, in a bdsm setting I was in the swing ball gagged and having my nipples pinched and twisted by the female and she used a pin wheel too... all fine, her hubby was fucking me slapping my ass and thighs then decided to ram his cock into my ass

That's horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must have been mad to ignore you. I would have been very attentive to your needs with a figure like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre fabs days I was at a guys house derrière in the air doing it doggy on the sofa when he stops, walks over to the other side of the room and pulls the curtains wide open without asking or any warning. It is night time, lights are on and we are in the middle of a housing estate. He then walks back over to carry on as if this was normal. When challenged about it says he does it all the time. Needless to say I had lost the moment and it wasn't going to come back so got dressed and we left.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

In liberty elite one night I was on a bed with Nikki.just us two. I became aware of a guy stroking her leg. I asked him to stop please. Then he started again. At that point I thought that's enough so I jumped up and firmly told him no and if he didn't leave us now there would be consequences to his actions.

These type of things are sexual assault and would never be accepted in a normal club.

I was raging

We went to a couples house once and he had been drinking to much and was a tit. We just got up and left.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Arranged a meet and when I got to there flat, he claimed it was somebody else who kept setting up meets in their name. All the time she was standing just behind him in the doorway saying nothing. A few times I tired to say how terrible that was, but couldn't get a word in and stood there on the landing outside their flat for ten minutes trying to leave.

(it was Norwich btw reference somebody's comment earlier).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In liberty elite one night I was on a bed with Nikki.just us two. I became aware of a guy stroking her leg. I asked him to stop please. Then he started again. At that point I thought that's enough so I jumped up and firmly told him no and if he didn't leave us now there would be consequences to his actions.

These type of things are sexual assault and would never be accepted in a normal club.

I was raging "

I bet you were, mate. I'm only new to the scene, but in the therapy business, you need permission to touch a client, even if the therapy used is a a touching therapy {ie EFT}

Some of the guys in the scene don't seem to know how to behave around ladies. It's sad because it tars the rest of us with a bad brush.

Yesterday, I was at a club and was playing with someone. I still asked a few times if I was allowed to do certain things during our play.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

These type of things are sexual assault and would never be accepted in a normal club.

I was raging

I bet you were, mate. I'm only new to the scene, but in the therapy business, you need permission to touch a client, even if the therapy used is a a touching therapy {ie EFT}

Some of the guys in the scene don't seem to know how to behave around ladies. It's sad because it tars the rest of us with a bad brush.

Yesterday, I was at a club and was playing with someone. I still asked a few times if I was allowed to do certain things during our play."

Had the same problem in a dungeon this year, when you are totally focused on where your ladies state is last thing you need is a dick wanting to join in without awareness of what is happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we first started using these types of sites we met a guy so that I (Miss) could watch my partner and the guy blow each other. The guy turned up and asked to watch porn, so we put some on, he had his cock out pretty quickly so my partner started going down on him, he would get hard for a few seconds and was tiny after claiming to be hung, my partner blew the guy for close to 40 minutes and all the guy did was stare at me creepily, he hadn't cum at this point so we suggested he blow my man, but he said it wasn't for him and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these stories are shocking. Some people really dont belong here. The only bad experience I had was driving 40 mins to a womans house for her to say it wasnt happening. Think she had a better offer as a few hours later she had a new veri. Wish she would of let me know sooner to save me the drive. Went away with a bruised ego.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Some of these stories are shocking. Some people really dont belong here. The only bad experience I had was driving 40 mins to a womans house for her to say it wasnt happening. Think she had a better offer as a few hours later she had a new veri. Wish she would of let me know sooner to save me the drive. Went away with a bruised ego."

Worse is when you arrive for a late-night meet to find the house in darkness - and don't know if they just fell asleep in the hour it took to drive there, or if it's the right place at all....

...first time it happened to me (pre-internet) and I rang the bell expecting a nubile young lady to answer the door, a very elderly and half-asleep gent opened it - I'd been given a false address, and learned quickly from that not to risk disturbing innocent occupants...

....had a couple more instances where I just turned around and left as there were no signs of life on arrival - one was definitely another wind-up, whilst the other apologetically claimed later that she'd fallen asleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one where the she insisted the dog needed to be in the room as it suffered from rejectionism and couldn't be left in another room. Needless to say it was not a good meet. I tried my best, she was satisfied and pleased but I've not been back again.(for all those dog lovers... I love dogs but I draw the line when they are allowed to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the sex is selfish and you wish you had stayed in alone and hadn't bothered going to the effort of dressing up and meeting him.You see he was all talk and a one minute wonder .A wank at home alone would of been more satisfying .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No so much a meet,more a club visit,at a club in a very well known northern seaside town,(that would be Blackpool then)

After stepping over the broken glass on pavement next to front door where someone had put a brick through,and standing at door for 10mins pressing bell the buzzer opened door.

Manageress was clearly pi$$ed,charged me male entry(although fully enfemme),gave me locker key,for male lockers,no mirrors/worktops(woman and Tgirls know what i mean here).

Turned out i was only Tgirl there amongst 150 others(yes i had spoken to owner as to what event was on that night,clearly his pockets were wanting visitors,any visitors,rather than saying "maybe not best night tonight for you")

Never before have i been so barged and bumped into,deliberatly i must add,then when was back at secondary school all rushing to get out...worst club visit and club i had misfortune to visit

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Got invited to a gangbang, house filthy with wallpaper hanging off, feet stuck to carpet and unattractive girl sucking off a guy who looked like steptoes dad with no teeth. No of the guys could get hard and I made my excuses and left.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Got invited to a gangbang, house filthy with wallpaper hanging off, feet stuck to carpet and unattractive girl sucking off a guy who looked like steptoes dad with no teeth. No of the guys could get hard and I made my excuses and left."

Had a similar thing once - was invited to a 'Greedy Girl' afternoon, for which the venue turned was a house in a run-down estate...

....not in a state of disrepair or anything, but a bit shabby - the lounge had half-a-dozen guys standing around...

....the 'girl' turned out to be a plain, short, middle-aged woman, who appeared from upstairs in a flannelette dressing-gown and mule slippers with her first 'visitor' in tow...

....he headed straight out of the front door, and when she asked who was next a scruffy-looking guy in a dirty tracksuit got up and followed her back upstairs...

....I made an excuse about not having much time to wait, and left - and at least one other guy followed me out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"last thing you need is a dick wanting to join in without awareness of what is happening."

This! Note the term AWARENESS, lads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a girl from here last summer, I came out of the shower to find her going through my wallet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a girl from here last summer, I came out of the shower to find her going through my wallet!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"I met a girl from here last summer, I came out of the shower to find her going through my wallet!

I always leave my wallet in the car locked away out of sight, precisely so something like that can't happen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I'll say is £200 for fear of incriminating anyone, shocker

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By *egin551Couple
over a year ago

south west !

My wife had a guy come round our house, she was wearing a black dress and suspenders.

They started to play, about a quarter way through the evening they stopped to have a drink and just chat, he started to talk about def children and how they should be kept away from his children at school.

My wife told him that his views were abit out of date, then he started to criticise blue badge holders, None of this went down well with us as we have hearing impaired children and should be a bit more considerate, by this time I asked the guy to leave.

He got changed and wiped his cock on my wife’s dress.

I had to throw this guy out of our house.

A couple of days later he had the cheek to ask for a veri.

Just blocked him and not heard from him since.

Muppet

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By *he_batmanMan
over a year ago

Gotham

"No so much a meet,more a club visit,at a club in a very well known northern seaside town,(that would be Blackpool then)

After stepping over the broken glass on pavement next to front door where someone had put a brick through,and standing at door for 10mins pressing bell the buzzer opened door.

Manageress was clearly pi$$ed,charged me male entry(although fully enfemme),gave me locker key,for male lockers,no mirrors/worktops(woman and Tgirls know what i mean here).

Never before have i been so barged and bumped into,deliberatly i must add,then when was back at secondary school all rushing to get out...worst club visit and club i had misfortune to visit

In fairness, no matter how much make up or what clothes you wear you are a male so you should be charged accordingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife had a guy come round our house, she was wearing a black dress and suspenders.

He got changed and wiped his cock on my wife’s dress.

I had to throw this guy out of our house.

A couple of days later he had the cheek to ask for a veri.

Just blocked him and not heard from him since.

Muppet

At least he used her dress and not the curtains

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've had a fair few -

Someone who set their house on fire, cooking up a snack - a near death experience

A couple who must both have been at least the parents of the people I'd arranged to meet and who were just about living

An experience almost from the nativity play, with it seeming like a stable - they had several species of livestock indoors

Tears due to rejection , then bitter ness about me being a time waster, including their fuel- obviously someone being able to say no was inappropriate

Several members of families around, including being introduced to parents, siblings and children. At one place I was called mummy.

Being filmed without consent.

People who haven't washed or wear clothes smelling of BO.

Someone who went into some kind of shock whilst playing

There are elements of worse experiences in these and other meets but it's better to keep things positive, to prevent insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy locked me in his house and took half hour of persuading to let me leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these stories are shocking, law breaking in fact, it's a wonder anyone ever meets anyone on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a couple in a pub in Derby, she drank a few wines, got a bit loud taking about what we were doing later at their house so half the pub could here.

Still finger fucked her in their car in the pub car park as she sucked me off, I’m a single male for God’s sake a meets a meet

Like a good news of the world reporter, “I made my excuses and left”

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy locked me in his house and took half hour of persuading to let me leave"
,,,, was that in the valleys lol joke aside that's wrong as fook

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Several members of families around, including being introduced to parents, siblings and children. At one place I was called mummy.

I once spent a night with a single mum who wasn't in the slightest bit phased when we woke in the morning to find her three-year old in the bed between us - and when the six-year old appeared for breakfast she didn't seem at all bothered by the strange man in the kitchen...

....once she'd given them breakfast, mum took me back to bed for a another round before she had to take the kids to nursery and school - I was younger then, and probably wouldn't manage it now, but did then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Several members of families around, including being introduced to parents, siblings and children. At one place I was called mummy.

Classy

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Classy"

She had a nice house, in what seemed like a good area - so not an 'estate slut'...

....and was an absolute dead ringer for a 1954-ish Joan Collins, but with stretch marks!

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Exactly my experience. It wasn't in Preston Lancashire was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Several members of families around, including being introduced to parents, siblings and children. At one place I was called mummy.

Uncomfortable at best

Were you yourself not phased then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy locked me in his house and took half hour of persuading to let me leave,,,, was that in the valleys lol joke aside that's wrong as fook "

Nope in a different area of south Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No so much a meet,more a club visit,at a club in a very well known northern seaside town,(that would be Blackpool then)

After stepping over the broken glass on pavement next to front door where someone had put a brick through,and standing at door for 10mins pressing bell the buzzer opened door.

Manageress was clearly pi$$ed,charged me male entry(although fully enfemme),gave me locker key,for male lockers,no mirrors/worktops(woman and Tgirls know what i mean here).

Never before have i been so barged and bumped into,deliberatly i must add,then when was back at secondary school all rushing to get out...worst club visit and club i had misfortune to visit

In fairness, no matter how much make up or what clothes you wear you are a male so you should be charged accordingly. "

Mmm,ill disagree with this point,when the club charged different rates,which was there choice to do,as their the owners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our worst was we arranged to meet the guy then a guy came through the door he recognised us because we look like our profile the problem was he didn't lol he was little fat bald and about 10 years

Older then he said.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Exactly my experience. It wasn't in Preston Lancashire was it? "

If you're referring to the 'Greedy Girl' thing, no, that was in Wellingborough....

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Uncomfortable at best

Were you yourself not phased then??"

Uncomfortable's putting it mildly! Waking up naked with a small child between me and her equally naked mother was something of a surprise - as was the mum's lack of reaction or apparent concern....

But after getting over the initial shock, like I said, I was younger then - it was about 20 years ago, she was a dead spit for a young Joan Collins, and when she led me back to the bedroom all I had in mind was getting the hat-trick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving all the stories. Got to be the best thread I've ever read B x

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By *rypto OP Man
over a year ago

neath

Some shocking stories here !!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Had a meet with a Couple, with the female starting foreplay.

That consisted of a hand job with such a strong grip within 10 seconds, she tore the foreskin!

I had to attend a GUM clinic on advice from my GP. Luckily it was a tear but I'd to refrain from sex for two months to allow it to heal.

Irony was the lady was a ward Sister at a local hospital! Some bedside manner she didn't have!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had a meet with a Couple, with the female starting foreplay.

That consisted of a hand job with such a strong grip within 10 seconds, she tore the foreskin!

I had to attend a GUM clinic on advice from my GP. Luckily it was a tear but I'd to refrain from sex for two months to allow it to heal.

Ooooouuuucccchhhh !!

Irony was the lady was a ward Sister at a local hospital! Some bedside manner she didn't have!"

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Picked a guy up from the railway station but wished I hadn’t. His trousers were too short, he couldn’t see my car from 20 yds away. He stank to high heaven, lied about his kink experience. Couldn’t maintain an erection. Didn’t know how to put a condom on. Got rid very fast

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Also:

Meet arranged, he doesn’t turn up, no text and I discover he was on another meet instead.

A guy who turns up, after seeing full length pics of me and a naughty video and says I’m not what he expected Then left

A guy texting to say he’s on his way to B & Q and has 15 mins to spare Could he call in? Ummm that’s a no!!!! So he said I was nothing special and should be grateful for any attention from a man.

Turned up to a guys flat. His profile said he was 5ft 11”. He was more like 4ft 11”. I woke him up by knocking and he sat there yawning. I had a cup of coffee and made excuses to leave. He begged me to stay but I couldn’t do it.

Meet in a hotel room and sit watching tv all night whilst he sat with his iPad No sex or any contact.

Many more .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy for an outdoor meet in the woods. As soon as he unzipped his jeans, I vomited all over him. Oh the stench. I apologised so much, he wasn't fussed and proceeded to remove his cock from his boxers. His cock was green. I vomited all over him for a second time.

Didn't have the heart to tell him how revolting his cock was. Made an excuse that I wasn't well and bolted to my car.

Never in my life had I smelt anything like it

The guy who turned up and was nothing like his profile photos. He admitted he had stolen pics off another guys profile.

The idiot that turned me over to do me doggy style and removed the condom, caught him throwing it across the room. I told him to stop but he pinned me down, grabbed some Vicks vapour rub and proceeded to apply it on my butt and tried to ram his cock in my arse. I managed to get free, sobbing my heart out. Just grabbed my things and drove home completely naked. I was devastated.

The guy who claimed to be 6 foot and handsome, turned up on fucking star wars pyjamas, no teeth, 5'5" and stunk of bodge (BO) with brown nicotine fingers.

I've got many more bad meets....

A lady who wanted me to suck her nipples, I obliged and fucking milk spewed from them. Had no idea she had a newborn and was breast feeding. This would probably turn a lot of people on, but it turned me off and my vag became drier than the Sahara desert. Wasn't a fan of my own breast milk, let alone someone else's.

I can laugh about my bad meets, but at the time, I'm surprised I carried on meeting. So glad I'm not as young and naive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a guy for an outdoor meet in the woods. As soon as he unzipped his jeans, I vomited all over him. Oh the stench. I apologised so much, he wasn't fussed and proceeded to remove his cock from his boxers. His cock was green. I vomited all over him for a second time.

Didn't have the heart to tell him how revolting his cock was. Made an excuse that I wasn't well and bolted to my car.

Never in my life had I smelt anything like it

The guy who turned up and was nothing like his profile photos. He admitted he had stolen pics off another guys profile.

The guy who claimed to be 6 foot and handsome, turned up on fucking star wars pyjamas, no teeth, 5'5" and stunk of bodge (BO) with brown nicotine fingers.

I've got many more bad meets....

I can laugh about my bad meets, but at the time, I'm surprised I carried on meeting. So glad I'm not as young and naive."
wow I actually felt ill reading that thanks for sharing

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By *ldhillhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Old Hill

Really sad to hear what amounts to assault stories on the thread.

My worst moment was when I was being fucked on my back and another guy asked to be sucked off. Not a problem, sucked it for about 2 seconds and he pulled away and wanked off over my face straight into my eyes. Wasn't expecting it and didn't get a chance to blink.

Not sure what he had in his spunk but left me with a sore eye for week.

Hair and eyes guys... srsly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr hear omg reading some of these just makes me realise how lucky we are, mate some great friends and the single guys who are on our varies are so respectful I am happy to call them friends. Only problem we had was a guy who in a couples room decided without asking or even making an effort or his partner playing with Amanda decided to grasp her Breast hard and I had to politely brush him off twice after which I had to assertively tell him to stop. Some ppl are horrible opportunists and there wasn't a lot I could do had I had Amanda sat on top of me needless to say he was ejected about 10 mins later for insulting some one else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God that some stories people are teling

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Most of these stories are shocking, very scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of these stories are shocking, very scary

I lived to tell my tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst swinging experience was on the tartan swing in my local woods, swung from the tree fell off whacked my head, a night in hospital under observation with concussion.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Irony was the lady was a ward Sister at a local hospital! Some bedside manner she didn't have!"

Also had a nurse (US Army) grip me so tight while getting me hard again that it hurt - had to get her to stop, but fortunately she hadn't done any actual damage! Some nurses don't know their own strength!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took the plunge and invited a guy round to ours, which is normally couples only.

He turned up reeking of booze, putting this aside thought might aswell give it ago. He couldn't get it hard, sweated like a pig in a sauna, kept tuting and insisted bareback so he could get hard. We promptly forced him to leave when he tried inserting he's soft cock bare into Lucy. Later that evening he was sharing our address with the world saying she's a slut go round and fuck her...he's no longer on this site thank God.

One of the many reasons why we only meet at mine with couples now not singles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst almost meet and a reminder ti never skip the social and never give your address to a guy to come round without a social first. I chatted to a guy on an old profile in messages, a window cleaner. A Veri on profile from a year previous saying he’d been round her house and cleaned her windows while she walked round naked inside. Then went in for a cuppa and fucked her. Sounded like fun and I was horny! Lol. Then he let it slip on WhatsApp that it was something he’d always wanted to do and that he’d love me to be that first lady. I said ‘wait you’ve already done it though right’? And he admitted that the veri was from a mate and was fake ...! Anyway he had my number by that point and rang me. Only to tell me within 2 minutes of the conversation starting, his entire life battle and all about his previous suicide attempts etc. I made my excuses and hung up!

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By *ants_Mark55Man
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Once arranged a meet with a "couple"; she played whilst he would watch. Fair enough I thought and, after chatting / swapping pics, went round for some daytime fun.

Turned out the husband was disabled & bed-bound. Not a problem at that point so we got down to having some fun on the sofa in their downstairs bedroom.

As I'm giving her oral I hear what I thought was a door opening. Looked up at her and she is still in heaven and tells me to carry on. A minute or so later another guy walks in bollock naked with a hard-on, reeking of fags & booze and makes to start pawing me.

She lies back and asks if she can watch and then suggested that when we were close to coming she would finish us both off over her husbands face!!

Needless to say I made excuses and got out of there asap.

Weirdest ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy locked me in his house and took half hour of persuading to let me leave"

My god how hasn't that put you off shit x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Didn't have the heart to tell him how revolting his cock was. Made an excuse that I wasn't well and bolted to my car.

Never in my life had I smelt anything like it

The guy who turned up and was nothing like his profile photos. He admitted he had stolen pics off another guys profile.

The guy who claimed to be 6 foot and handsome, turned up on fucking star wars pyjamas, no teeth, 5'5" and stunk of bodge (BO) with brown nicotine fingers.

I've got many more bad meets....

I can laugh about my bad meets, but at the time, I'm surprised I carried on meeting. So glad I'm not as young and naive."

A green cock? OMG that is so bad! He must have thought that was normal.

Some very scary tales here and I myself have had some disasters too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of fun - at a club - with two other couples when someone goes south on me. Puzzled, I count heads and realise an ‘extra’ male has sneaked into the room (door shut) and was helping himself to me!!!

My partner threw him out and the club banned him, but not before I found a pool cue and attempted to make him a new hole! It wasn’t a night that’ll be forgotten by anyone in the club. He was lucky I preferred to smack him with the cue then press charges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of these stories are shocking, very scary

I lived to tell my tale

But did she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a meet with a Couple, with the female starting foreplay.

That consisted of a hand job with such a strong grip within 10 seconds, she tore the foreskin!

I had to attend a GUM clinic on advice from my GP. Luckily it was a tear but I'd to refrain from sex for two months to allow it to heal.

Irony was the lady was a ward Sister at a local hospital! Some bedside manner she didn't have!"

Fucking hell, you win this thread. i need to go sit down for a bit.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"What’s the worst meet you’ve ever had and why? "

It was just a social and O my, Nooooooooo, I really didn't want to relive the experience again in my head

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Arranged a Social with a guy I had been chatting to for ages. All went well, 2 hour Social with me paying for 6 coffees, he never once offered to pay for any drinks. At the end of the Social we were walking to the car park and I asked what he thought of me and he said he had a date the next night and if she wasn’t any good he would contact me! I went mad and called him a time waster and no way was I playing second fiddle to anyone! He ran at me and raised his hand to hit me then realised he may end up in the Police station, he then waved his fist at me doing a crap impression of a growling Rottweiler! Horrible experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had booked an amazing hotel to meet up with a lady who I had been chatting to for a long time. She arrived we opened a bottle of wine and we were just enjoying each others company. So things start getting hotter, she then asks me to fist her, which as any gentleman would do seeing as she asked. Then a few minutes later there was a certain aroma (poo), which I asked did she have an accident? Basically she shat the bed, pure white bedding, so she gets up goes to the toilet to clean herself. After she left, I went in the bathroom to get a shower, only to find one of the bath towels covered in shit. She had just used the towel to wipe her arse and clean up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had booked an amazing hotel to meet up with a lady who I had been chatting to for a long time. She arrived we opened a bottle of wine and we were just enjoying each others company. So things start getting hotter, she then asks me to fist her, which as any gentleman would do seeing as she asked. Then a few minutes later there was a certain aroma (poo), which I asked did she have an accident? Basically she shat the bed, pure white bedding, so she gets up goes to the toilet to clean herself. After she left, I went in the bathroom to get a shower, only to find one of the bath towels covered in shit. She had just used the towel to wipe her arse and clean up! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We turned up

Must of been awful for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha !! fantastic guys

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My goodness how disgusting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had no shame, that's what really annoyed me!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

My goodness how disgusting!! "

Gross

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"She had no shame, that's what really annoyed me! "

A shameful woman....it beggars belief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm genuinely shocked by some of these stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncomfortable at best

Were you yourself not phased then??"

Obviously not! He experienced an empathy bypass, due to the rock hard dick, of his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like I'm getting off lightly with the odd no show, then.

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

At last,A thread worth reading..Thanks for shareing,good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was meeting a really hot, well endowed guy regularly and after one extremely robust session, taking me doggie, he was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and entered my arse. The pain was excruciating. He was all apologies, but it obviously cut the meet short. I left so he wouldn't see the tears. I bled for 3 days and couldn't sit properly for nearly a week. I had to tooty over the toilet seat, because by sitting on it , I felt like I was prolapsing. I couldn't see him after that. I've been wary of anal ever since haha.

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Had booked an amazing hotel to meet up with a lady who I had been chatting to for a long time. She arrived we opened a bottle of wine and we were just enjoying each others company. So things start getting hotter, she then asks me to fist her, which as any gentleman would do seeing as she asked. Then a few minutes later there was a certain aroma (poo), whichever I asked did she have an accident? Basically she shat the bed, pure white bedding, so she gets up goes to the toilet to clean herself. After she left, I went in the bathroom to get a shower, only to find one of the bath towels covered in shit. She had just used the towel to wipe her arse and clean up! "

Oh my goodness she shit herself and I am wetting myself laughing ! How you dried yourself ? That the effect you cause to the ladies ?

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By *ondonexplorerMan
over a year ago

Ascot

D*unk females make for the worst sex ever.

(I'm sure the same can be said of men.)

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"D*unk females make for the worst sex ever.

(I'm sure the same can be said of men.)"

I wouldn’t know because it’s not happened to me and if I had the suspicion he was then nothing would happen. It would be ‘taxi for Bhubaysi’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting this lovely sexy guy in a hotel finally after weeks of chat. We sat at the end of the bed and embraced, fully clothed at first before he let out a few choice swear words and suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom. I was slightly alarmed but it turned out he had cum very quickly and before I could say much more he made some excuse and left the hotel. I was very disappointed to say the least!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A few years ago I met a chap in a hotel after two socials and I really fancied him like mad. I proceeded to go down on me, started the task then looked up and said he had never seen a vagina like mine before and that I looked very odd. I immediately was put off, pushed him away and we watched Emmerdale, an hour long episode, he then got dressed with no words and left. He made me feel very self concious that I even went to the nurse at my doctors for a check up, she didn’t notice anything ‘odd’ about me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting this lovely sexy guy in a hotel finally after weeks of chat. We sat at the end of the bed and embraced, fully clothed at first before he let out a few choice swear words and suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom. I was slightly alarmed but it turned out he had cum very quickly and before I could say much more he made some excuse and left the hotel. I was very disappointed to say the least!"
wow but you excited him so much he cum in his pants that's certainly one to get your diary out for

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I was meeting a really hot, well endowed guy regularly and after one extremely robust session, taking me doggie, he was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and entered my arse. The pain was excruciating. He was all apologies, but it obviously cut the meet short. I left so he wouldn't see the tears. I bled for 3 days and couldn't sit properly for nearly a week. I had to tooty over the toilet seat, because by sitting on it , I felt like I was prolapsing. I couldn't see him after that. I've been wary of anal ever since haha. "
And yet you have DP on your bucket list..Prep is everything.good luck.

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By *leasureSeeker75Woman
over a year ago

Peacehaven

God I don't know where to start! So many awful stories and experiences.

The guy I met at a hotel (which I paid for btw) had bad breath, BO and severe dandruff. Christ I made a swift exit!

The guy who came to my house stinking of fags and booze. Clearly pissed yet drove his car. Told him I suddenly had to go out as had a family issue.

The guy who said he was 45 and from his pics looked 45, yet turned up and was at least 65! He admitted he'd used old pics, had taken viagra and his cock wouldn't go down and couldn't understand why I wouldn't have sex with him.

The guy whose flat I went to only to find he was blind (not a major issue) until he said he needed the guide dog there and needed to take to get hard, then explained he was blind cos he used to suffer with depression and shot himself in the face!

Oh and the guy who I met at a toga party and started dating I was young, only 19. Just after we'd done the business he admitted a friend of his had been diagnosed with HIV after we'd fucked without a condom. Literally scrubbed myself clean and was at the docs 1st thing Monday morning asking to be tested. Worst time of my life!

One of the worst ones turned out to be a stalker. Turned up at my place of work pretending to be a stationary salesman. Agreed to go to lunch with him to shut him up from blabbing about my lifestyle to colleagues and then tried to force me into having sex with him in his car. Fortunately I have a friend who is a policeman who went round to his house and threatened to get him arrested and tell his wife his dirty secrets.

The list in endless, I reckon I could write a book. Far more choosy now older and wiser.

Seriously you couldn't make this shit up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some truly awful stories here and some funny ones too. Been a very interesting and eye opening read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres me thinking only i had this happen to me. Met a couple, the guy likes to watch and wank, the lass was blondfolded and seemed a bit oissed tbh. Anyway was kissing and touching, and i was fingering her to a very powerful orgasm when she farts, being a gent i said nothing and carried on, glad i hadnt gone down. But the smell disnt go away and my hands felt very sticky, i looked down and my hand was covered in shit, she hadnt farted she had shot herself when she cum and just carried on, she seemed oblivious or didnt care. I turned to the guy and said “shes crapped herself”, he replied “ok i will clean her up” and went off to the bathroom and seemed to think i would carry on! I very swiftly scrubbed my hands, got dressed and left. As bad as her shitting herself it was the attitude that got me most, as if it was normal.

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By *evilishly_BadMan
over a year ago

Dundee/Forfar

Not a meet per say but definitely my worst sexual experience so far...

So, I was about 19 (Sooo long ago! Haha) and my girlfriend at the time was new to sex and all that. Played and fucked for a few months. One day whilst she was sucking my cock, she looked up and asked if she could try deep throating me. Now, who am I to say no to that question? Of course, I agree! All is going well, no hiccups, no issues.. just the odd choking and sputtering.. felt pretty good!

Then, all of a sudden.. I feel her tensing up and she started squeezing my leg and digging her nails in my leg.. What happened next you ask?

She ended up getting JAW LOCK!!

She clamped down on my cock with her teeth and I was in sooo nuch agony for what seemed like an eternity! (Maybe about 12 seconds) Blood everywhere, teeth marks pressed into my cock.. Ended up having to look after her because she was soo embarrassed and upset. Had to explain that these things SOMETIMES happen and we were fine!

Needless to say, she never went down on my again for the rest of the relationship! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't really had bad meets well except this liverpudlian woman who incidentally I got on really well with when I could understand what she was saying anyway we got to the good bit you know where you get naked on the bed and she lay their like a wet fish only not wet and expected me to do everything. ......which of course I did but I wasn't impressed

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Haven't really had bad meets well except this liverpudlian woman who incidentally I got on really well with when I could understand what she was saying anyway we got to the good bit you know where you get naked on the bed and she lay their like a wet fish only not wet and expected me to do everything. ......which of course I did but I wasn't impressed

I take it no second meet was arranged?

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By *ral_isthenewblackMan
over a year ago

london

"I’d be too afraid he’d read my post if I told you.

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too afraid and yr user name says bold girl???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I have a had two not Great meets

One which after the guy did the dead

He made a noise like a fire engine ??

Awkward

The 2nd was me on top

Guy nice hot fun until I notice massive bogey ugh ????

Lots of time wasters grr

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I had arranged a hotel meet with let’s call him an old friend!

When I arrived at the hotel he came to meet me at my car and proceeded to lead me round the back of the hotel and through the fire escape to the room. I was not impressed as I had wanted a flirt session with him in the bar. His reply was ‘there is a wedding on and too many kids running around so I assumed you would want to use a fire escape’! It kind of put a downer on the next 2 hours!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he'd spotted someone he knew and that's the reason WhY? Unless you have a detest of children?

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was meeting a really hot, well endowed guy regularly and after one extremely robust session, taking me doggie, he was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and entered my arse. The pain was excruciating. He was all apologies, but it obviously cut the meet short. I left so he wouldn't see the tears. I bled for 3 days and couldn't sit properly for nearly a week. I had to tooty over the toilet seat, because by sitting on it , I felt like I was prolapsing. I couldn't see him after that. I've been wary of anal ever since haha. And yet you have DP on your bucket list..Prep is everything.good luck."

The main reason I haven't braved it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it no second meet was arranged? "
she wanted to ,we got on chatting wise but no it wasn't going to go anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was meeting a really hot, well endowed guy regularly and after one extremely robust session, taking me doggie, he was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and entered my arse. The pain was excruciating. He was all apologies, but it obviously cut the meet short. I left so he wouldn't see the tears. I bled for 3 days and couldn't sit properly for nearly a week. I had to tooty over the toilet seat, because by sitting on it , I felt like I was prolapsing. I couldn't see him after that. I've been wary of anal ever since haha. And yet you have DP on your bucket list..Prep is everything.good luck.

The main reason I haven't braved it haha

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you still up beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was meeting a really hot, well endowed guy regularly and after one extremely robust session, taking me doggie, he was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and entered my arse. The pain was excruciating. He was all apologies, but it obviously cut the meet short. I left so he wouldn't see the tears. I bled for 3 days and couldn't sit properly for nearly a week. I had to tooty over the toilet seat, because by sitting on it , I felt like I was prolapsing. I couldn't see him after that. I've been wary of anal ever since haha. And yet you have DP on your bucket list..Prep is everything.good luck.

The main reason I haven't braved it haha

you still up beautiful

I had an early night and now I can't get back to sleep lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was meeting a really hot, well endowed guy regularly and after one extremely robust session, taking me doggie, he was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and entered my arse. The pain was excruciating. He was all apologies, but it obviously cut the meet short. I left so he wouldn't see the tears. I bled for 3 days and couldn't sit properly for nearly a week. I had to tooty over the toilet seat, because by sitting on it , I felt like I was prolapsing. I couldn't see him after that. I've been wary of anal ever since haha. And yet you have DP on your bucket list..Prep is everything.good luck.

The main reason I haven't braved it haha

you still up beautiful

I had an early night and now I can't get back to sleep lovely

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me to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man telling that after weeks of chatting and camming 3 times booking a hotel traveling a fare distance meeting while having a drink him saying “I’m sorry, your not what I was expecting” getting up and leaving. Then blocking me on all modes of contact, not that I would of contacted him away but I wanted to do the blocking lol.

I guess this seems insignificant compared to some but it’s always stuck with me and taught me a lessons as well

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Lots of amazing meets, but not sure why it is the nightmare ones that stick in your mind.....

Met a couple at their house, had a lovely meal and decided we'd play. At this point they produced a widget put in the lounge door, we looked rather perplexed! They went on to say their 12 year old daughter was upstairs, they'd told her that we were from dads works and not to come down. Suffice to say we said no thanks.

Met another couple at their hotel room and chatted for an hour, they were nervous and between them drank a litre and a half bottle of vodka in just over an hour and then wondered if we'd like to play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of amazing meets, but not sure why it is the nightmare ones that stick in your mind.....

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isn't d*unk sex attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo d*unk is a taboo word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innebriated then

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Rookie error! He should have had a tactical wank before the meet

Shocking stories on here though, I'd be put off for life with some of these

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I wonder if he'd spotted someone he knew and that's the reason WhY? Unless you have a detest of children?

haha"

I asked if he had seen someone he knew and he said no. I think it was him who detested children not me. Apparently before my arrival he had spent quite a lot of time checking the outside of the hotel for a suitable fire exit to lead me through. He proudly admitted that to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long time ago now, I turned up at a woman's flat for a late-night meet after chatting on the phone...

....after clearing space on the sofa, when she sat down next to me I noticed the thin summer dress she was wearing was dirty and tatty, with numerous holes in it...

....and a few moments later I caught the distinct smell of body odour - all of which combined to put me off completely...

....which was a shame, because she wasn't unattractive, had a great body, and was clearly up for anything...

....fortunately, before things got too embarrassing, her phone rang, and as she headed off to the bedroom talking to what appeared to be another guy wanting to meet, I slipped out quietly!"

bloody hell

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

bloody hell "

It's the only time I've made such an 'escape' - though there have been a few other occasions when I've made an excuse and left, one being the 'Greedy Girl' event recounted above...

....there was arriving where the door was left on the latch to let myself in, and finding the woman paralytic on her bed next to an empty wine bottle - it took a full 15 minutes to make her understand nothing was going to happen with her in that state (despite her protests that she was 'absholutely fine, honeshtly' and constantly trying to undo my jeans!)...

....and the time when the wife clearly wasn't into what was supposed to be happening - regardless of her husband's insistence that she'd be 'fine with it'...

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By *ashgaMan
over a year ago

Berwick-upon-Tweed

I met a no couple she wanted to watch her hubby use me so we all t naked after a drink he tied me up and was fucking me when i could hear a voice asking for juice he said in bottom cupboard and kept fucking so thought nothing of it and after i said why did ya wife want juice he laughed and said try my 8 year old son I did not know what to say

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"He took me to a field, came in 10 seconds, said he was tired and drove me home

I had one guy pay for a travelogue and met him there, chatted for 10 min....got down to it and he just kept saying oh my god you are the best Fab meet ever lol...and then came after 5 mins...phone rang (apparently) and it was his mother say his gran had been taken into hospital and was dying lmao

So he said you are welcome to stay as long as you like....so I rang my then FB told him what had happened and persuaded him to go to Chams lol....was buggered if I was going to waste all the preening on a 5 min fuck...

In the end turned out to be a great end to the evening, but literally worst meet ever!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

When I first started as a couple around 13yrs ago ... we met another couple socially for drinks on s couple of occasions and we all decided to meet in a club and play . The fem claimed she was bi , anyway meet at the club couple of drinks then we decide to go into a private room . Me and the fem are on the bed together the guys watching , she then decides to give my pussy some attention when2 mins into it she jumps up saying “ I’ve lost my handbag I need to find it “ runs out the room followed by hubby I’m left there thinking what the hell is that about .... they also did a quick exit from the club never to be heard of again think we were blocked as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The couple who wanted a meet so I could fuck the Mrs, turned out he'd not mentioned it to her at all. One of my top ten moments. Oh, and the meet where I turned up and the guy said "which site did I meet you on?" . Taxi for Mr dadbod...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I met a chap in a hotel after two socials and I really fancied him like mad. I proceeded to go down on me, started the task then looked up and said he had never seen a vagina like mine before and that I looked very odd. I immediately was put off, pushed him away and we watched Emmerdale, an hour long episode, he then got dressed with no words and left. He made me feel very self concious that I even went to the nurse at my doctors for a check up, she didn’t notice anything ‘odd’ about me....

Shocking! Reminds me of the time a guy I thought I was having fun with stopped midway, got up, put his clothes on and left, saying that it wasn't working because I was "too sensitive." I think some men can't handle it if you don't look and react exactly like a woman in a porn film. There are some real charmers about aren't there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a hotel to meet a couple ..they'd bought there dog in a cage lol.

Another couple where the woman farted loudly and thought it was funny ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse one we had as a couple was a guy asking for a meet so I took the day off work to be there for the MMF he rang the doorbell she went to open the door he took 1 look at her and walked away ! said later she reminded him of his grandmother !

6 months later with a new profile he asked again ........ NO from us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t reach the dizzy heights of a meet. Chatted to a couple and agreed a meet, took the day off work and prepared for the fun ahead. The time arrived and got a message off her to tell me that they are about 5 mins away. They never showed up and left this site immediately. This has knocked my confidence and I am now a nice shy guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the stories - would scare the life out of ya

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I went to a hotel to meet a couple ..they'd bought there dog in a cage lol.

Another couple where the woman farted loudly and thought it was funny ..

Ewww on both counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love some of these stories hahah. Went to see a couple and could smell the inside of the house at the front door.

Never seen and smelt anything like it before. Let’s just say that the bottle of wine was still not enough and got the hell out of there whilst climbing over cat poo and empty bottles all over the place

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By *heoralexpertMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY

"He took me to a field, came in 10 seconds, said he was tired and drove me home

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WTF!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy round all was going okay until he tried to have sex with me without a condom on. He got a bit pissed off and said they are in the car, I said it's okay we have one and hubby passed it to him. He then aggressively told me to put it on with my mouth I said no and made an excuse as I was uncomfortable and the fun stopped he left we haven't spoken to him since.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We had a guy round all was going okay until he tried to have sex with me without a condom on. He got a bit pissed off and said they are in the car, I said it's okay we have one and hubby passed it to him. He then aggressively told me to put it on with my mouth I said no and made an excuse as I was uncomfortable and the fun stopped he left we haven't spoken to him since."

How bad this is!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One where the a guy travelled a fair distance to meet me..looked nothing like his pictures,smelt really bad,hideous breath..I had to feign a migraine..he stayed the night as bed travelled so far and it was so awkward!

Had another where the guy started spitting in my mouth 5 minutes in!

And another where the guy cum in my mouth within about 2 seconds then said his head was a mess so he couldn't continue the meet!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Someone not taking no for an answer and my then husband allowing him to do it without my consent.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Someone not taking no for an answer and my then husband allowing him to do it without my consent. "

'kin hell, that's awful.

I got some grief for NOT leaving my missus to fend for herself when she wasn't feeling her best in a club, I should have just done my thing apparently...

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

"What’s the worst meet you’ve ever had and why? "

We once went to a place in Bristol called "Club Orgasm". The most horrible manky place you ever saw. It was the only club I've ever been to where I haven't.

Janet

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Once turned up, knocked on the door, a lady answered and knew nothing about "our meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus mine are mild. Never complaining again after reading the "shit on my hand whilst fisting her" post.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Someone not taking no for an answer and my then husband allowing him to do it without my consent.

'kin hell, that's awful.

I got some grief for NOT leaving my missus to fend for herself when she wasn't feeling her best in a club, I should have just done my thing apparently...

You were right to look after your missus , was it her that gave you grief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the worst meet you’ve ever had and why? "

The one where a few years back I faked having the squits beause I wasn’t feeling it....to find after 20 mins of sitting in the bathroom of the hotel room that it wasn’t a strong enough deterrent!

There they were lying on the bed waiting for me....I wouldn’t do it now (I’d just say no thanks) but we carried on the 4 of us.

They then pulled out the sofa bed in the hotel and stayed the night....they lived 10 mins down the road!!!

MrsK

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Someone not taking no for an answer and my then husband allowing him to do it without my consent.

'kin hell, that's awful.

I got some grief for NOT leaving my missus to fend for herself when she wasn't feeling her best in a club, I should have just done my thing apparently...

You were right to look after your missus , was it her that gave you grief?"

No, some bloke there, obviously can say for definite but suspects that he'd have made a bee-line for her with me out of the way...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Can't say

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Someone not taking no for an answer and my then husband allowing him to do it without my consent.

'kin hell, that's awful.

I got some grief for NOT leaving my missus to fend for herself when she wasn't feeling her best in a club, I should have just done my thing apparently...

You were right to look after your missus , was it her that gave you grief?

No, some bloke there, obviously can say for definite but suspects that he'd have made a bee-line for her with me out of the way...

Good on you for staying, proves there are some decent chaps about.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

One guy let me get d*unk at a (city) social a good drive from home and then drove home without me (all my stuff was in his house) - a kind guy at the social drove me to his house to get my belongingsand he threatened to beat him up.

Not bothered if he sees this. His behaviour was absolutely disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't decide which was my worst:

The guy who turned up looking at least 15yrs older than good picture and barely recognisable

Or the guy whose poppers spilled out of his nose all over me at a club

Or the guy who had a full on breakdown on me

Or the guy who the down his contribution to the hotel room on the bedside table immediately after cumming then left

Or the ones who never make it to the meet even though you've spent ages getting to know them. Wasting precious time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't decide which was my worst:

The guy who turned up looking at least 15yrs older than good picture and barely recognisable

Or the guy whose poppers spilled out of his nose all over me at a club

Or the guy who had a full on breakdown on me

Or the guy who the down his contribution to the hotel room on the bedside table immediately after cumming then left

Or the ones who never make it to the meet even though you've spent ages getting to know them. Wasting precious time.

Aghhh the old cummers remorse and run

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By *hadowcookieCouple
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Didn't have the heart to tell him how revolting his cock was. Made an excuse that I wasn't well and bolted to my car.

Never in my life had I smelt anything like it

The guy who turned up and was nothing like his profile photos. He admitted he had stolen pics off another guys profile.

The guy who claimed to be 6 foot and handsome, turned up on fucking star wars pyjamas, no teeth, 5'5" and stunk of bodge (BO) with brown nicotine fingers.

I've got many more bad meets....

I can laugh about my bad meets, but at the time, I'm surprised I carried on meeting. So glad I'm not as young and naive."

Some of these stories are absolutely horrific..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Didn't have the heart to tell him how revolting his cock was. Made an excuse that I wasn't well and bolted to my car.

Never in my life had I smelt anything like it

The guy who turned up and was nothing like his profile photos. He admitted he had stolen pics off another guys profile.

The guy who claimed to be 6 foot and handsome, turned up on fucking star wars pyjamas, no teeth, 5'5" and stunk of bodge (BO) with brown nicotine fingers.

I've got many more bad meets....

I can laugh about my bad meets, but at the time, I'm surprised I carried on meeting. So glad I'm not as young and naive.

Some of these stories are absolutely horrific.. "

Very horrific but I can match them

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