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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's quite common on fab to see a pic of a cock with some household object alongside (in an effort to give an idea of size). Latest one we saw used a Nokia mobile, which didn't work too well as we couldn't tell if it was an E71 or N97, which of course are vastly different in scale.

Perhaps it's time for a standard cock comparison object, but what would that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stanley fat max tape measure !

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The N97 could be adopted as the international standard,however, I am sure this could lead to the phone industry citing bias on numerous grounds.

In fairness to Honeypot her mouth would give a 3d representation which could not be disputed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a smiths crisp packet that been in a warm oven for 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god lol!!!

Would you mind me getting my Sky remote out?

*pops open a tube of pringles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a baguette ? ham salad maybe ?

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

not a subway ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a rabbit "

Buggers wont keep still

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Were Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a rabbit

Buggers wont keep still"

Take the batteries out first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not a subway ? "
6inch or footlong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my case....a Vicks Inhaler! R

XX

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Anything less than a can of Pepsie just don't cut it for me! lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore


"A stanley fat max tape measure !"

but would it be long enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's quite common on fab to see a pic of a cock with some household object alongside (in an effort to give an idea of size). Latest one we saw used a Nokia mobile, which didn't work too well as we couldn't tell if it was an E71 or N97, which of course are vastly different in scale.

Perhaps it's time for a standard cock comparison object, but what would that be?"

If someone really feels the need to give size approximations a standard opaque or wooden ruler with inches on is the obvious choice. After all you don't go to B&Q and ask for 25 Nokia N97's worth of copper piping!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Forget the comparison, i want to tender for the supply of the supercomputer that's gonna be needed to process all the data from HPC's sampling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how about a baguette ? ham salad maybe ?"

Good idea. Pork and stuffing would also work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say makes me giggle when ya see household objects and spray cans....lynx can was mi fave ..aint they small cans??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very lucky to have a w/e man but my preferential search on this site is for bi girls.

How are we going to measure pussies?

Hazel. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very lucky to have a w/e man but my preferential search on this site is for bi girls.

How are we going to measure pussies?

Hazel. X"

Cue stampede of single males offering measurement services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually its a snickers king size but on cold days like today unfortuately its more snack size but please feel free if youre peckinsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very lucky to have a w/e man but my preferential search on this site is for bi girls.

How are we going to measure pussies?

Hazel. X"
How many fingers u can get in lol

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

How about a piece of sting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's quite common on fab to see a pic of a cock with some household object alongside (in an effort to give an idea of size). Latest one we saw used a Nokia mobile, which didn't work too well as we couldn't tell if it was an E71 or N97, which of course are vastly different in scale.

Perhaps it's time for a standard cock comparison object, but what would that be?"

LOL I once wrote a thread about a cock comparison shot beside a can of red bull. Now we all know Red bull cans are smaller in girth than cans - which the size men use as a comparison to show how big they are!

I can't think of an ideal size without making a gripping hand held up which I cant show you lol. Theres about a centimetre gap between first finger and thumb. Ill go and look in my cuboards for somethign that fits. Cinderalla or what!!!

If I received a pic of a one next to Party Seven can and it compares I really don't want to know!!! Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a piece of sting..."

Hes a posh geordie now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broom handle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very lucky to have a w/e man but my preferential search on this site is for bi girls.

How are we going to measure pussies?

Hazel. X"

Now this is interesting. As you don't have a penis (Im assuming) how would the size of another womans pussy affect your pleasure. Men usually are the first to comment about lax pussies - I would love the female perspective on what constitutes a fine pussy for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont no, but there is a strange thing called inches, it seems pretty standard accross the board..?

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

Depends on where you place the object in relationship to your penis?

Mind would look huge if the Redbull can is on the sideboard 6 foot behind me... but next to my cock the open ring pull stood up on the top of the can would be a better indcator of scale and size?

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton


"i dont no, but there is a strange thing called inches, it seems pretty standard accross the board..?"

But there is an international standard of difference between male and female inches remember... hopefully the women have bought into the inches sold to them by men!? Wink Wink!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A Sky Remote control is the Internationally accepted standard for demonstrating penis size in a photograph.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Sky Remote control is the Internationally accepted standard for demonstrating penis size in a photograph."

But that means the millions of cocksters without Sky are disadvantaged. We might need government action on this question, as the broadcasting, mobile and soft drinks industries don't seem capable of coming up with a solution.

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By *JcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

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