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funniest meet you have had

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mine has to be a guy i met earlier this year. he was new to this and i was his first meet. he sat on my sofa froze to the spot and looked petrified. i was very gentle with him chatted about general things. he left after 20min and i havent seen him online since. i think he realised this wasnt for him.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

How sweet..bless ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've had someone on my couch who was physically shaking he was that nervous - in fact he was shaking when i opened the door to let him in !

we had a brew, i chatted to him and tried to chill him out, but no avail - he was still a nervous wreck

then he blurted out 'just kiss me'

i did - and his nerves soon calmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a few, depends what you call funny though. I met an elderly gentlemen a few years ago, we had a drink then went to forest car park. He came on my leg, which realy turned me on, then he took me home and i could smell wee, i thought maybe i had developed a bladder problem. I saw him again, same thing happened, only this time my skirt felt wet, i took it off and it had wee on it. I didnt think men could cum and wee at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a few, depends what you call funny though. I met an elderly gentlemen a few years ago, we had a drink then went to forest car park. He came on my leg, which realy turned me on, then he took me home and i could smell wee, i thought maybe i had developed a bladder problem. I saw him again, same thing happened, only this time my skirt felt wet, i took it off and it had wee on it. I didnt think men could cum and wee at the same time."

bawk !

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I have had a few, depends what you call funny though. I met an elderly gentlemen a few years ago, we had a drink then went to forest car park. He came on my leg, which realy turned me on, then he took me home and i could smell wee, i thought maybe i had developed a bladder problem. I saw him again, same thing happened, only this time my skirt felt wet, i took it off and it had wee on it. I didnt think men could cum and wee at the same time."

Fess up... was it a man or a poodle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a few, depends what you call funny though. I met an elderly gentlemen a few years ago, we had a drink then went to forest car park. He came on my leg, which realy turned me on, then he took me home and i could smell wee, i thought maybe i had developed a bladder problem. I saw him again, same thing happened, only this time my skirt felt wet, i took it off and it had wee on it. I didnt think men could cum and wee at the same time.

Fess up... was it a man or a poodle? "

No it was a man, he said he meant to cum on my pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest meat I ever had was..... Chuck steak, made my ribs sore, laughed my rump off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had an absolutely great group meet earlier in the year at ours. A lucky combination of sexy and good humoured peeps. Memorable. (You know who you are and, if you read this, cum again soon. xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I met this guy the one time and we sat chatting for a bit then went upstairs. He was fiddling with my bits and i orgasmed clamped my thighs shut and dislocated his wrist. Last i saw of him he was going to a an e.

Also i nearly bit someones cock off once

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