FabSwingers.com forum: The worst meet you have had ?

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over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when you stood me up

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I love reading these do tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet this is going to be better than the other one

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You can read mine on here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/70200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be on with my ex who liked to play with other women. We met another cpl for drinks and fun. First the guy had to work in a bar so we stayed for cpl drinks couldnt hear word they saying cs of music. Then me and ex went for drinks with girl who was lovely but soon as we all got into bed u just knew that she wasnt into it, she was doing it for her bf.. rather excruciating and couldnt escape as we staying the night!! lovely ppl tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if it was the worst one, i met an elderly gentleman. He was on a lot of tablets, he had a very small penis, and he couldnt get an erection. Also we didnt have any thing in common. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't a bad meet, but had a bad ending, lady slipped on the stairs (bloody stockings should have grips_, broken coccyx and two fractured ribs....

And there was this one time (at band camp), well quite recently, where I was trying just a little too hard and well, it all ended in a scolding (which i deserved) and a rather unfortunate loss of a friend (not as in a terminal loss, but as in, they are still alive, but don't like me very much anymore), I take the blame for the last bad meet, but not the first, that goes to DuPont....

HOnesty will get me nowhere, but at least I can sleep at night (well I can't but I know what I mean)

P xxx

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

We are saving them up for when we retire. and then it will be a "True swingers blog" no doubt we will be accidentally outed then have to write a best selling book

had a meet that once lasted 15 minutes, no sex

Another one that lasted 35 minutes with sex

We spent longer in the burger king car park pissing ourselves laughing than at the meet

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"We are saving them up for when we retire. and then it will be a "True swingers blog" no doubt we will be accidentally outed then have to write a best selling book

had a meet that once lasted 15 minutes, no sex

Another one that lasted 35 minutes with sex

We spent longer in the burger king car park pissing ourselves laughing than at the meet"

Darling you missed the one where we did actually stay for a whole 3 hours and we still quote the "punchline" ....now I know my blowjobs are good, but.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mister cheese grater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met in a very croweded pub and the cpl turned up pissed and still in their work clothes,,,the guy had half his dinner down his jumper shouting to my hubby,,oi mate,,i soooo wanna fuck your mrs tonight,,,TAXI!!!!

next met a cpl in their flat lead us straight to their bedroom where the mrs was sat in bed looking like she hadnt left it for a month,,,TAXI!!!!

shudder

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved reading everyone's unfortunate experiences on both threads!

Mine is quite tame really but it has made me ask more questions at the intro stage.

Met the guy at a pub, as arranged, had a couple of drinks and we got on well. Went back to his flat and he led me through the short dark corridor into his room. The kissing was great and we took each other's clothes off pretty quickly. Things were going really well until suddenly the lights came on and we found ourselves being stared at by this lady who turns out was his mother (he was in his late 20s) and didn't approve of weekday dates being invited back!

I was too busy trying to cover my modesty to give him a piece of my mind. I rushed out and never returned his numerous calls or texts, I was so angry at him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you believe my very first meet was with a guy who couldnt get hard unless he was slapping my boobs,well i went along with it for a while, but in the end, it became too sore to continue, needless to say, never saw him again, and next day my boobs were bruised and red raw!!! have never made that mistake again, and vet my meets carefully.

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By *isub69Man
over a year ago

Epsom

Mine was a recent meet, it had warning signals all over it tbh.

anyway lets just say I lost all enthusiasm when the meet dedcided to wear socks with holes in them, suspect knickers etc.

I made my excuses and left, I felt bad but at the very least I always freshen up for a meet and where clean underwear etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to pick just one...

The man that was impotent...didn't share that til we were both naked;

The man that kept shifting and squirming through dinner...he was squeezing the butt plug he had in;

The man that kept slapping my thighs saying he didn't think he could wrestle me as my legs were bigger than his;

The man that kept talkin.g about his idol...Peter Stringfellow;

The man that let the pub door swing in my face, went and bought a drink for himself and not me because it wasn't a date;

The man that looked like Daniel Craig but sounded like Joe Pasquale who talked about his mum all evening;

The man who didn't know which end was up and came before I took my knickers off and offered to call his friend to 'finish me off"...

Charmers one and all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a meet we arranged a hotel i said cos i earn more there's warning sign 1. He showed up a bonus you'd think. Anyway after a chat and coffee we were kissing and playing. I sucked him off twice in quick succession. Then his friend was in trouble and he left to be with her leaving me naked and confused. Thought for a while after it's cos he can't fuck the bigger woman.

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

"Hard to pick just one...

The man that was impotent...didn't share that til we were both naked;

The man that kept shifting and squirming through dinner...he was squeezing the butt plug he had in;

The man that kept slapping my thighs saying he didn't think he could wrestle me as my legs were bigger than his;

The man that kept talkin.g about his idol...Peter Stringfellow;

The man that let the pub door swing in my face, went and bought a drink for himself and not me because it wasn't a date;

The man that looked like Daniel Craig but sounded like Joe Pasquale who talked about his mum all evening;

The man who didn't know which end was up and came before I took my knickers off and offered to call his friend to 'finish me off"...

Charmers one and all!

Oh Sassy I wet my panties reading that, in fact i'm sure I know most of those guys too, mwah, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember meeting one guys who couldnt carry a conversation in a bucket

He was fine on here, swapped a few messages, all was fine, went on msn all was fine, seemed really nice so aranged a meet

Met him in a local pub and after about 20 mins i was ready for drowning myself in my pint

I tried so hard to get a conversation going but all i was getting back was one word replies, yes/no and thats if he replied at all, most of the time id say something and he'd just sort of sit there looking at me

Then his phone rings and he answers, sits there chatting away to his mum for a good 15 mins then says, anyway mum i have to go cause im out having a drink with a lovely lady, hung up and went back to just sitting there looking at me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to pick just one...

The man that was impotent...didn't share that til we were both naked;

The man that kept shifting and squirming through dinner...he was squeezing the butt plug he had in;

The man that kept slapping my thighs saying he didn't think he could wrestle me as my legs were bigger than his;

The man that kept talkin.g about his idol...Peter Stringfellow;

The man that let the pub door swing in my face, went and bought a drink for himself and not me because it wasn't a date;

The man that looked like Daniel Craig but sounded like Joe Pasquale who talked about his mum all evening;

The man who didn't know which end was up and came before I took my knickers off and offered to call his friend to 'finish me off"...

Charmers one and all!

Oh Sassy I wet my panties reading that, in fact i'm sure I know most of those guys too, mwah, xxxx"

oh this really has put a smile on my face and it great ppl are able to share it and in good humor

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I took a lady to Cupids one night. we were having a good night apart from her drinking a lot, but she then vanished into a private room with a bloke. When she emerged half-an-hour later she walked straight up to me and splapped my face very hard because the fella with whom she'd gone into the room was an Asian, and I was supposed to be (and I use her words exactly) "protecting her from Pakis". I was tempted to leave straight away, but I offerred to take her home - she got into my car and straight away threw up all over the inside. Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh or the guy i met not so long back

went for a drink and we're sat in the pub chatting and hes going on and on about his ex wife and how she left him for another guy, you could see he was gettin upset, the more into the conversation he got the more his voice was breaking, got onto his kids and how he only sees them once a month, still hes getting more and more emotional, then he gets onto money and how much he pays her every week, telling me what hes left with, how much rent he pays, how hes struggling etc then pipes up with

Infact i haved no idea what ive invited you out really because i cant afford to buy drink.....almost in full tears by this point

so i said it was ok, not to worry i would go get some drinks, on returning to the table hes full on crying, looked at me and said

Im sorry i souldnt have met you really, im not ready for this yet

got up and left leaving me standing there with 2 drinks in my hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember meeting one guys who couldnt carry a conversation in a bucket

He was fine on here, swapped a few messages, all was fine, went on msn all was fine, seemed really nice so aranged a meet

Met him in a local pub and after about 20 mins i was ready for drowning myself in my pint

Aww bless him!! He was obviously mesmerised by you.

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