FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking machine

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone ever used or seen one being used that isn’t in a porno if so would love to hear more about it

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"Has anyone ever used or seen one being used that isn’t in a porno if so would love to hear more about it"

Yes we have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bought one aptly named "the woodpecker". It cost a small fortune, sounds like a locomotive, and gives about the same pleasure as walking barefoot down a jagged Rocky path. It's stored in the same place our nearly impossible to assemble sex swing is.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

We've got the toolbox one. It's ok, a bit noisy and also if Debs get too excited and squeezes it moves away to easily unless you hold it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any you guys fancy telling me more just pm me if you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever used or seen one being used that isn’t in a porno if so would love to hear more about it"

Got the plans for and built a 'monkey rocker' my ex girlfriend (and one of her friends) loved it. In fact she loved it so much she's never given it back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s a mom,yeah rocker

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Any you guys fancy telling me more just pm me if you wish "

Sorry. thought you were asking a serious question.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I got into these to simulate being pegged which I love but clearly wasn't going to happen on a hurry when I seperated from my Ex. I then sort of by accident ended up with 4.

I started out with a Monkey Rocker which is excellent but limited to being used in a seated position and has a bit of an issue with causing numb legs on sessions over an hour. This is a none motorised machine driven by the riders legs and sort of works like a perverted rocking stool.

I then purchased a Blue Balls XL which is a rotary motor type and I didn't get on with it. I found it too hard to position for solo use and too easy to stall if uses on slower settings.

I then ordered a Hugher/Fucktech Tango. Unfortunately what I got sent was a Willy Wanka Pro which the supplier said I could keep but has remained in the box unused.

Finally the Tango arrived and this is wonderful. It is still a bit challenging for solo use but the drive is much better at handling slow speeds. What really separates this machine from the others though is the fact that the thrust patterns can be much more complex and interesting and altered on the fly (or on fact mid fuck) with easy control just using the machines remote.

At some point I need to sort out disposal of the Blue Balls and Willy Wanka as I can't see me ever using them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought was going to be about the coffee vending machine in our works canteen, everyone calls it this

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Has anyone ever used or seen one being used that isn’t in a porno if so would love to hear more about it

Got the plans for and built a 'monkey rocker' my ex girlfriend (and one of her friends) loved it. In fact she loved it so much she's never given it back!"

I really fancy making one of these. If you don't mind me asking, was it particularly difficult to do? Could you get the parts needed easily? Any tips? Thank you

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

I once used a sybian and oh my fucking god......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once used a sybian and oh my fucking god......"
Amazing aren't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like the Orgasmatron in Barbarella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once used a sybian and oh my fucking god......"

This is on my wish list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey rocker looks very interesting, must find plans for self build

I'm sure the good lady would enjoy

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

derby

"I thought was going to be about the coffee vending machine in our works canteen, everyone calls it this

PMSL Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a fucking machine but sold it. It doesn't feel good like the real thing, literally too mechanical.

Sybian would be nice if they didn't cost £800-900!! I bet the material cost is less than £200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a ‘fuck-saw’ which is handheld and controllable by light finger pressure of the operator :D

Investing in a Sybian sometime this year though :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise insulate your bedroom from the kids and neighbors, from what I've read the rumble they make is very loud!

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

Jaydees have Robocock.

Wife wants to try but has been to shy to try it so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tried one but would like to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sybian fan here too! OMG! Men will soon be obsolete

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

we have the xl blue balls

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Love to try one too.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a trio; a limited edition Sybian (63 of 100), a Black Magic with additional extension arm and a Fucksall which has been fitted to a carefully modified cordless professional reciprocating saw 'Wickes. It's got our name on it.'

doctor Delerium

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

We have one Mrs loves it. We have some pictures on our profile of her using it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very nice

I’d love to talk more if your intrested

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"I once used a sybian and oh my fucking god......Amazing aren't they

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really fancy making one of these. If you don't mind me asking, was it particularly difficult to do? Could you get the parts needed easily? Any tips? Thank you"

"Monkey rocker looks very interesting, must find plans for self build

I'm sure the good lady would enjoy"

Here's the link

http://www.funkyrocker.com/Buy-Plans.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got into these to simulate being pegged which I love but clearly wasn't going to happen on a hurry when I seperated from my Ex. I then sort of by accident ended up with 4.

I then purchased a Blue Balls XL which is a rotary motor type and I didn't get on with it. I found it too hard to position for solo use and too easy to stall if uses on slower settings.

I then ordered a Hugher/Fucktech Tango. Unfortunately what I got sent was a Willy Wanka Pro which the supplier said I could keep but has remained in the box unused.

At some point I need to sort out disposal of the Blue Balls and Willy Wanka as I can't see me ever using them again."

10/10 for effort and perseverance.

They sometimes have a fucking machine and sybian out at The Attic and will let people have a go if they wish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We bought one aptly named "the woodpecker". It cost a small fortune, sounds like a locomotive, and gives about the same pleasure as walking barefoot down a jagged Rocky path. It's stored in the same place our nearly impossible to assemble sex swing is."

Exactly the same here (not the same model).

Was a pain to set up, the thrill of it soon dies off, it is in the spare room gathering dust as it is pretty useless. Noisy and difficult to control the speed settings (too sensitive) so pleasure was limited to almost none!

Also have a swing... couldn’t attach anywhere but the door frame (we bought a frame clamp thingy) and it wouldn’t hold properly, I know you can buy those tubular steel frames... but too expensive and nowhere to store it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly the same here (not the same model).

Have you thought of putting heavy duty eyehooks in overhead joists?

It's easy to do and strong enough to take swing and occupant(speaking from experience) and if you want to disguise reason you can buy one if those hanging chairs and simply swap out when you want to use swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought of putting heavy duty eyehooks in overhead joists?

not sure it would quite support me

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

I have access to one which is variable pitch on the fly

and I used to make a range of machines both portable and loor

Was thinking about building a monkey rocker if any one wants to share ideas plans etc there are a couple of different types

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I once used a sybian and oh my fucking god......

This is on my wish list "

On my wish list too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any you guys fancy telling me more just pm me if you wish "

No, we're enjoying this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sybian fan here too! OMG! Men will soon be obsolete

I'll get myself Sybian upgraded then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also have a swing... couldn’t attach anywhere but the door frame (we bought a frame clamp thingy) and it wouldn’t hold properly"

Thick M10 bolt up through ceiling into and through the joist. Can be disguised by placing a hollowed out smoke alarm over the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tried one but would like to

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You are quite welcome to try mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol shame it cost so much - but that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once used a fucksaw on a friend, she drenched just about everything in the process and collapsed when released from the pillory bench.

She was shaking for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also have a swing... couldn’t attach anywhere but the door frame (we bought a frame clamp thingy) and it wouldn’t hold properly

Thick M10 bolt up through ceiling into and through the joist. Can be disguised by placing a hollowed out smoke alarm over the top

How ingenious and devious!!

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We enjoy using ours but it doesn't come out often. If we lived alone it'd be out all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How ingenious and devious!!"

I cannot take credit for the idea, but works well in our house

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

We have one, I think there's some pics in our profile

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over a year ago

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

At a club / venue, met

- a reciprocating "fucking machine" with a crank which went round-and-round - adjustable stroke and speed

- a "Fuckzall" (Sawzall power saw with blade replaced by a dildo)

Both fantastic fun. Used both at the same time on female _abcouple11

Never tried a sybian...

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

I had a partner like that once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love one, i used to make toys n things... I need a workshop again

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've never tried one, am I missing out?

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"I've never tried one, am I missing out?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got a Sybian and a Shockspot. Both very very good but both very different from each other.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Definitely on my wish list. Never tried one, but I am very keen to try .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of getting a monkey rocker

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

We would like to try one

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By *queekyCheesyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Had 1. Was shit

Own another. Love it

Intend to use my old recip saw, make a dildo and boom.. jobs a gud'un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave bought me a Caesar 3 which is fantastic

not too noisy and very powerful

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

In a club once

pic of it in our friends pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to try one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have one on our want list... we have a fuck saw but its a little to noisey and requires 2 people

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