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By *eeds34 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Just wondered if there were any ladies local to leeds who were interested in this activity?

Love to arrange one and watch and partake not sure if you could class a hotel door boarded with cardboard a proper glory hole experience though

Ladies cpls pm me if interested

gen peeps only or have i put the kiss of death on it now !

Marc

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If you drill a hole in the door of the hotel, the manager will go fucking mental.

Other than that, it's a great idea.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

If you did your homework properly you'd find there is exactly that and local too.

I'm not giving you any more clues though!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If you did your homework properly you'd find there is exactly that and local too.

I'm not giving you any more clues though!"

Aw c'mon, it is QUITE important he knows which side of the door he should be standing on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a brave man or a fool would put his cock through a hole not knowing what is on the other side.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Only a brave man or a fool would put his cock through a hole not knowing what is on the other side. "

Oh, I dunno.

I put my cock through my wifes hole, not knowing there was a divorce on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of hotels with paperthin walls but paperthin doors aswell.

The cheapskates!

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By *eeds34 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Bop more info its like Cluedo otherwise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad said to me once,son dont ever put your finger where you wouldnt put your cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to arrange one and watch and partake not sure if you could class a hotel door boarded with cardboard a proper glory hole experience though

"

It's not that hard. You just need a few old cereal boxes from your mum's kitchen and lots of sticky back plastic. Saw it once on Very Blue Peter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sure they did that with drawing pins didnt they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad said to me once,son dont ever put your finger where you wouldnt put your cock lol "

Bet that stopped you picking your nose! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you drill a hole in the door of the hotel, the manager will go fucking mental.

Other than that, it's a great idea."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a brave man or a fool would put his cock through a hole not knowing what is on the other side.

Oh, I dunno.

I put my cock through my wifes hole, not knowing there was a divorce on the other side."

That was hilarious - thank you! I needed the laugh

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By *eeds34 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

A few laughs on this but no takers

Please note i'm not bi so i wouldn't be doing the other side lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm curious whether something could be made to fit over a car window, with a gloryhole in it. Hope you had some fun btw, and thanks for the laughs on a few posts

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"I'm curious whether something could be made to fit over a car window, with a gloryhole in it. Hope you had some fun btw, and thanks for the laughs on a few posts "

Yes without too much difficulty, this is my line of work and forever the entrepeneur (thinking smiley)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm curious whether something could be made to fit over a car window, with a gloryhole in it. Hope you had some fun btw, and thanks for the laughs on a few posts

Yes without too much difficulty, this is my line of work and forever the entrepeneur (thinking smiley)"

Thanks for that update: I'd love to speak, and hear more.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A few laughs on this but no takers

Please note i'm not bi so i wouldn't be doing the other side lol"

I love the naivety of that comment,where he assumes that anyone sucking his cock on the other side is somehow guaranteed to be female.

Poor lad is about to have his first gay experience unwittingly methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm curious whether something could be made to fit over a car window, with a gloryhole in it. Hope you had some fun btw, and thanks for the laughs on a few posts "

I don't know, try Auto-Glass, perhaps they do something, it may not even cock up your no-claims bonus

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

From what I recall of their jingle:-

Auto-Glass repair

Auto-Glass replace.

I may be mistaken, but I don't remember 'Auto-Glass place a temporary hole in your side window to enable anonymous fellatio'.

This COULD however be because it didn't scan so well in the tune. I'd check their website, or phone your local depot and ask the manager if he has any 'specials' on this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see the look on the Albania's faces when they realised what overspill they were actually hand-car-washing off your motor

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The poster above makes a good point.

Any temporary glory hole would have to be clearly labelled as such prior to use or there will be middle class people in 4X4's trying to put their empty Chardonnay bottles through it.

And can you IMAGINE the scene if Mummy got little Portia to come and see the 'make a wish in the blow hole' thing in the car window.

Chaos would ensue I tell you, chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

middle class people's daughter's get "volvo" and "vulva" mixed up now so the consequences could be catastophic

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not to mention 'crash and 'creche'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few laughs on this but no takers

Please note i'm not bi so i wouldn't be doing the other

side lol"

now if you were in norfolk ..........mmmmm

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By *eeds34 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Lol glory hole in Norfolk anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the car front has anyone got any thoughts on combining one of those rubberised fake vaginas and the car exhaust pipe for a bit of fun?

Pumping it from the rear and getting a warm todger all in one fell swoop.

I might go on Dragon's Den with this

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"On the car front has anyone got any thoughts on combining one of those rubberised fake vaginas and the car exhaust pipe for a bit of fun?

Pumping it from the rear and getting a warm todger all in one fell swoop.

I might go on Dragon's Den with this "

A Cuntalitic converter?

On that basis, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm asking for £100,000 for 25% of the equity.

This could go massive!!

("The combined fake rubber pussy and simultaneous penis warming device has caused a stir in the den" says Evan in a soft yet intrigued voice)

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