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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

And in other news...I'm trimming my toenails later.

Just putting it out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And in other news...I'm trimming my toenails later.

Just putting it out there"

So unfashionable..

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!"

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!"

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons."

Sounds much better. Can't stand beards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it

Mrs

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it Mrs"

This one does not.....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it Mrs

This one does not.....!!!"

Bet you’d be upset if she didn’t shave her legs or underarms though

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it Mrs

This one does not.....!!!

Bet you’d be upset if she didn’t shave her legs or underarms though "

To be honest....it depends!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it

Mrs"

I don't. I do mine because it feels more comfortable.

I don't do anything to please anyone else... I am what I am, take it or leave it.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons."

How about an 80’s Magnum PI moustache!?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't like beards on young guy's I like to see someone's face and it puts year's on them. I like the stubble look on older men though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it

Mrs

I don't. I do mine because it feels more comfortable.

I don't do anything to please anyone else... I am what I am, take it or leave it. "

I think part of what I am is wanting to please to men. If I only pleased myself that wouldn’t be the true me.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I've been toying with the same thoughts.

Plus the grey is really taking hold now, and I don't want to look like Father Christmas...

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!"

Ha ha. Hilarious lol. The ‘beard’ has sold out. Much like the way a classy indie band might do by going all commercial to gain wider popular appeal. In the same way, that’s why I don’t vajazzle any more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months ~ Oscar Wilde

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it Mrs

This one does not.....!!!"

This one also does not. Gimme bush anyday.

And no, I have a beard as I don't like shaving, and it's quicker in the morning. It's not for the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons.

Sounds much better. Can't stand beards!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it Mrs

This one does not.....!!!

This one also does not. Gimme bush anyday.

And no, I have a beard as I don't like shaving, and it's quicker in the morning. It's not for the ladies! "

If a man wants a bush then a bush he shall get. I might send him a cheeky request that he shaves his face in return though

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons."

Bette Davies?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons.

Bette Davies? "

*Mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!"

Holy shit projecting much.

If your own fashion is worn by someone else, and you get mad and you claim how you ‘had it before them’. Doesn’t that make you the hipster here?

Plus this post reeks of over macho bs. Leave it out. People can do what they like with their own bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons.

How about an 80’s Magnum PI moustache!? "

I actually don't mind that look. I'm trying to persuade B a Mexican handle bar tache would be sexy as...he isn't biting

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons.

How about an 80’s Magnum PI moustache!?

I actually don't mind that look. I'm trying to persuade B a Mexican handle bar tache would be sexy as...he isn't biting "

I rocked an absolutely splendid handlebar/mutton chops combo for Movember one year. I thought I looked the business. Very few people agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Holy shit projecting much.

If your own fashion is worn by someone else, and you get mad and you claim how you ‘had it before them’. Doesn’t that make you the hipster here?

Plus this post reeks of over macho bs. Leave it out. People can do what they like with their own bodies "

The honourable gentleman makes a reasonable point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Holy shit projecting much.

If your own fashion is worn by someone else, and you get mad and you claim how you ‘had it before them’. Doesn’t that make you the hipster here?

Plus this post reeks of over macho bs. Leave it out. People can do what they like with their own bodies "

People can post want they want too sweetcheeks...

sorry if my macho approach scared your bumfluffed self shitless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Mate come on. Losing your beard is giving in to them!

Fuck that...you should see some of the young scrotes wandering around..im starting to favour the smooth look of the 50s matinee icons.

How about an 80’s Magnum PI moustache!?

I actually don't mind that look. I'm trying to persuade B a Mexican handle bar tache would be sexy as...he isn't biting

I rocked an absolutely splendid handlebar/mutton chops combo for Movember one year. I thought I looked the business. Very few people agreed."

Ah what do they know!!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it Mrs

This one does not.....!!!

This one also does not. Gimme bush anyday.

And no, I have a beard as I don't like shaving, and it's quicker in the morning. It's not for the ladies!

If a man wants a bush then a bush he shall get. I might send him a cheeky request that he shaves his face in return though "

It's good to have a change every once in a while.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months ~ Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!

Holy shit projecting much.

If your own fashion is worn by someone else, and you get mad and you claim how you ‘had it before them’. Doesn’t that make you the hipster here?

Plus this post reeks of over macho bs. Leave it out. People can do what they like with their own bodies "

I'm rather liberal, but I do see his point. It's shit when you're into something a little bit niche, and that niche suddenly becomes a major trend. You feel cheated out of your interest because you're often seen as just another person who jumped on the bandwagon.

Also, with things like beards, some people can't grow real ones (me included) and shit ones give real ones a bad rap.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"If your own fashion is worn by someone else, and you get mad and you claim how you ‘had it before them’. Doesn’t that make you the hipster here?"

KABOOM! You knocked it out of the park!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V"

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masculinity so fragile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t we all do things to make ourselves more sexually attractive to our target market? Certainly the only reason I shave my pussy is because men on the swing scene seem to expect it

Mrs

I don't. I do mine because it feels more comfortable.

I don't do anything to please anyone else... I am what I am, take it or leave it. "

You do nothing to please other people??

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

To beat the current trend, I let mine go all trampy until we have a night out or Frisky complains...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Masculinity so fragile "

Again...the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of old beardy bollocks grow a beard because you want to don't let whatever state of the nation's facial hair is in determine what you do with your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told no once on here for having a beard, you cant please them all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours"

Wanting to please ones partner or wanting to be more sexually attractive to others has nothing to do with level of masculinity or indeed levels of femininity. But I have noticed in this day and age that, whether a man or a women, it’s not cool to want to please others.

Mrs

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours

Wanting to please ones partner or wanting to be more sexually attractive to others has nothing to do with level of masculinity or indeed levels of femininity. But I have noticed in this day and age that, whether a man or a women, it’s not cool to want to please others.

Mrs"

Try to please all, you please no-one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months ~ Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours

Wanting to please ones partner or wanting to be more sexually attractive to others has nothing to do with level of masculinity or indeed levels of femininity. But I have noticed in this day and age that, whether a man or a women, it’s not cool to want to please others.

Mrs

Try to please all, you please no-one!"

I can’t please all men at the same time that’s true, but then I’m not going to play with all men at the same time. Within reason I do feel well able to please the man I’m playing with at that moment in time, and hopefully he will want to please me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ETs finger???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These past few years, I've been the hipster among my age group for being clean shaven.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Thank fuck! I've always hated that look, I don't mind stubble but when you start thinking what else is in there, it really becomes a total turn off!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Thank fuck! I've always hated that look, I don't mind stubble but when you start thinking what else is in there, it really becomes a total turn off!"

You do make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - my husband would be in agreement with you. He and his brother often comment on all the young men sporting beards - i.e. how they are all (well nearly all) "human sheep" - they reckon it's a very common phenomenon (human sheep) and one that's increasing with the internet age and so-called celeb culture (e.g. the sleeve tattoo trend too). As my other half always says, "Be a real good example of yourself - not a poor imitation of someone else"

Well done on your position btw - some of us ladies detest the hairy monsters on faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards are my weakness. No clean shaven guys for me thanks.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Thank fuck! I've always hated that look, I don't mind stubble but when you start thinking what else is in there, it really becomes a total turn off!

You do make me laugh "

At least my sense of humour is not wasted on all

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

That there tib.....oooops I mean the northern quarter is riddled with the waxed little ferrets.

Shave and then smite them with Sam Adams bottles. Free Manchester from this scourge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of replies on here saying no thanks too much facial hair..... but I'm not removing it just for some naughtyness.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west


"I've had a couple of replies on here saying no thanks too much facial hair..... but I'm not removing it just for some naughtyness. "

How about a fezzy way chip barm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a couple of replies on here saying no thanks too much facial hair..... but I'm not removing it just for some naughtyness.

How about a fezzy way chip barm"

And a cider and i might think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trends come and go, i had tattoos before they became a trend, wore riped jeans before they became fashion and had a beard before it became the in thing.

Stay true to yourself dont give into the sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irony in this thread...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I had a beard years before it went mainstream, I've had to be clean shaven for work for the last few years though so escaped the hipster trend.

I've noticed the in thing now has evolved from having a sleeve tattoo to also having a big piece across the throat. Now don't get me wrong I like tattoos and have several myself, but I've always thought there was something a bit scummy looking about neck ones and can't help thinking some of these hipsters will seriously regret having them...

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over a year ago

The thing these days regarding image is to please oneself and not be concerned about whether others find this attractive. I am starting to realise how different I am from others, in that it’s more important to me to be sexually attractive to as many of my target market as possible, than to preserve my self image. Example, I love my hair blonde, I think it suits me, so I keep on dying it. And of course I wouldn’t change that just for a shag. However if me dying my hair consistently prevented me having fun on the swing scene and consistently prevented me from being sexually attractive to my target market. I would not be ashamed at all in making sure the blonde hair goes. Same way if men consistently recoiled at the sight of my nipple piercings, I would take them out. I’ve already stated in this thread that the only reason I shave my pussy is because men want it. If requested I would grow it back, but the men I have played with in recently years have told me they find a hairy pussy a turn-off, and I don’t want them to find me a turn-off. In these situations i don’t see that being true to my self image would be of any benefit to me.

Mrs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This is kind of like me liking Audi's but I'd never drive one because of Audi drivers are usually cocks and I don't want to be in their gang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards are subjective....i was complimenting a friend on their beard the other day, and all of a sudden she now doesn't want to be my friend any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours

Wanting to please ones partner or wanting to be more sexually attractive to others has nothing to do with level of masculinity or indeed levels of femininity. But I have noticed in this day and age that, whether a man or a women, it’s not cool to want to please others.

Mrs"

Mostly because it appears untruthful to actively try to please people, and in the grand scope of human civilization, truthfulness has been something that's been held in high regard.

I know loads of guys who don't particularly find their beards comfortable, but they put up with them because they're currently a hot fashion statement, and a lot of women seem to have become pogonophiles lately. It's essentially a mask these guys are wearing to draw in women and, in most cases, is not something they're wearing for an inwardly personal reason or preference.

If they cant be honest with themselves, what makes anyone think they'll be honest to others.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Beards are subjective....i was complimenting a friend on their beard the other day, and all of a sudden she now doesn't want to be my friend any more"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards are subjective....i was complimenting a friend on their beard the other day, and all of a sudden she now doesn't want to be my friend any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards are subjective....i was complimenting a friend on their beard the other day, and all of a sudden she now doesn't want to be my friend any more

"

thats make her beardist

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over a year ago


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours

Wanting to please ones partner or wanting to be more sexually attractive to others has nothing to do with level of masculinity or indeed levels of femininity. But I have noticed in this day and age that, whether a man or a women, it’s not cool to want to please others.

Mrs

Mostly because it appears untruthful to actively try to please people, and in the grand scope of human civilization, truthfulness has been something that's been held in high regard.

I know loads of guys who don't particularly find their beards comfortable, but they put up with them because they're currently a hot fashion statement, and a lot of women seem to have become pogonophiles lately. It's essentially a mask these guys are wearing to draw in women and, in most cases, is not something they're wearing for an inwardly personal reason or preference.

If they cant be honest with themselves, what makes anyone think they'll be honest to others.

"

I don’t think doing something that is uncomfortable in order to attract others sexually is being dishonest. It might be foolish, but not dishonest. For example I find it uncomfortable to shave down below, and only do so because more men than not have said they find pubic hair a turn-off. I don’t want these men to find me a turn off, so I will shave. I’m not being dishonest though. In fact I will openly admit that I am doing this to please. With regards to fashion, I admit I am a slave to it. Some may well disapprove that I like to do things to either follow fashion or to please others, but I’m not being dishonest.

Mrs

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Lol had a guy in club tell me I looked scruffy and should shave and have a beard like his.. he had tiny bit of fluff under chin.

He then babbled about testosterone, when I pointed out my youngest son had more of a beard than him.

Im old I have a beard, wife loves it, I like it and if it puts women off in club then meh im happy with wife.

It looked like he had eye lashes under his chin.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"My husband wanted to shave his but I disagreed, he looks more masculine with it. I’m just one of those women that happens to like beards, just not on everyone one. V

The irony "he looks more masculine" however I told him he's not allowed...I'm getting he kept it..

If he was truly masculine, he would have just shaved the fucking thing off, his face..not yours

Wanting to please ones partner or wanting to be more sexually attractive to others has nothing to do with level of masculinity or indeed levels of femininity. But I have noticed in this day and age that, whether a man or a women, it’s not cool to want to please others.

Mrs

Mostly because it appears untruthful to actively try to please people, and in the grand scope of human civilization, truthfulness has been something that's been held in high regard.

I know loads of guys who don't particularly find their beards comfortable, but they put up with them because they're currently a hot fashion statement, and a lot of women seem to have become pogonophiles lately. It's essentially a mask these guys are wearing to draw in women and, in most cases, is not something they're wearing for an inwardly personal reason or preference.

If they cant be honest with themselves, what makes anyone think they'll be honest to others.

I don’t think doing something that is uncomfortable in order to attract others sexually is being dishonest. It might be foolish, but not dishonest. For example I find it uncomfortable to shave down below, and only do so because more men than not have said they find pubic hair a turn-off. I don’t want these men to find me a turn off, so I will shave. I’m not being dishonest though. In fact I will openly admit that I am doing this to please. With regards to fashion, I admit I am a slave to it. Some may well disapprove that I like to do things to either follow fashion or to please others, but I’m not being dishonest.

Mrs"

Ultimately we all want to attract a playmate or partner so will act and dress accordingly. Personally I grew my beard as my late dad had one years ago. I love it, some people do, others don’t which is their choice and I respect that. If pleasing others makes you happy then you carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!"

Well that were boring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, you say that. But I’ve had a beard even before it was fashionable and I’m not going to let a fashion trend influence me in shaving it all off. I don’t know why you decided to get rid of it? Bizarre in my opinion.

I’ve always looked good in a beard. Don’t think I’ve ever seen my chin to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you say that. But I’ve had a beard even before it was fashionable and I’m not going to let a fashion trend influence me in shaving it all off. I don’t know why you decided to get rid of it? Bizarre in my opinion.

I’ve always looked good in a beard. Don’t think I’ve ever seen my chin to be fair.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!"

I thought we had a beautiful friendship going until I read this!!! Get your school ruler ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you say that. But I’ve had a beard even before it was fashionable and I’m not going to let a fashion trend influence me in shaving it all off. I don’t know why you decided to get rid of it? Bizarre in my opinion.

I’ve always looked good in a beard. Don’t think I’ve ever seen my chin to be fair.

"

Exactly! As one of those who actually started the trend and didn't shave long before it became a fashion statement, it can be particularly annoying when people think you're following a fashion fad. A male lion must have a mane. I will still have mine after all the hipsters have moved on to the handlebar mustache.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!"

Grow one and you'll know

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know "

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours! "

Oh I forgot I had a mugshot up now you know I lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours!

Oh I forgot I had a mugshot up now you know I lie "

I can still see the stubble above upper lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours!

Oh I forgot I had a mugshot up now you know I lie "

Jus say it’s an old picture just like on the other beard thread. You grew one super quick

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours!

Oh I forgot I had a mugshot up now you know I lie

I can still see the stubble above upper lip "

That's my moustache not my beard dopey!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours! "

That's an old photo from Sunday by the way,I have a full impressive beard now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's with all the beard thread's at the moment?!

Grow one and you'll know

I already have one and I don’t mind admitting it's bloody impressive. It's way better than yours!

Oh I forgot I had a mugshot up now you know I lie

Jus say it’s an old picture just like on the other beard thread. You grew one super quick "

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Maybe all these young guys just wanted to look like you?

Me personally I’ve never gone more than 4 days with out shaving and that was during a hospital stay and shaved as soon as I possibly could! Just don’t feel clean unless I’ve showered and shaved in morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anything we’re way past peak beard now. All the people growing for the the trend are clean shaven again now, I guess you were part of the trend

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"Beards are my weakness. No clean shaven guys for me thanks. "

And I see you’re celebrating today as well

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over a year ago


"Beards are my weakness. No clean shaven guys for me thanks.

And I see you’re celebrating today as well "

Yes and no. I may be finally divorced but it’s still a little sad. Luckily my ex and I are still good friends. It’s all good.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!"

Yes, yes, yes!!

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!! "

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!!

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks. "

Phew, long live the sexy beard.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"Beards are my weakness. No clean shaven guys for me thanks.

And I see you’re celebrating today as well

Yes and no. I may be finally divorced but it’s still a little sad. Luckily my ex and I are still good friends. It’s all good. "

That’s good to hear, coffee sometime?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!!

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks.

Phew, long live the sexy beard. "

How do you know it's sexy? I could look like Catweazle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!!

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks.

Phew, long live the sexy beard.

How do you know it's sexy? I could look like Catweazle"

I meant people in general.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!!

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks. "

‘Ephemeral shitehawks’ thank you, I love you.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!!

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks.

Phew, long live the sexy beard.

How do you know it's sexy? I could look like Catweazle"

I happen to like that look, sage and wise with a hint of tramp and mirth.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"Now just hang on a cotton picking minute!

All beards are good, all of them, even the ones with a stray chip in and especially ginger and grey ones.

Call me shallow but sometimes a beard is the deciding factor for me.

Please, for the love of making an old woman very happy....Beard On!

Yes, yes, yes!!

Fear not girls, the committed have no intention of shearing our facial locks on the whims of a gang of ephemeral shitehawks.

Phew, long live the sexy beard. "

Huzzah!!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs


"After sporting a beard for some time I have decided to get rid of it until all the skinny jean wearing wannabe hipsters decide it's no longer in fashion...

I'm noticing an alarming number of BAD...nay...fucking shocking, facial hair, and worse still, men asking what women prefer??..

It's YOUR fucking face!!

A beard has always been a symbol of masculinity to me, something I associated with strong 'no fucks given' men

Not powdered metros that have their own line of special grooming products!!!! and silly beard gangs, swapping tips on how to reduce itching etc. i'll wait till the trend dies or in some cases strong winds persists

Fashion kills Everything!"

Snap - same here and at least partially for the same reason!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I've never favoured a beard.

I find it hides a strong jawline on some men.

Nothing beats the suave, distinguished look a clean shaven man can portray.

I'm sure the majority of women prefer men clean shaven, than with beards.

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over a year ago


"I've never favoured a beard.

I find it hides a strong jawline on some men.

Nothing beats the suave, distinguished look a clean shaven man can portray.

I'm sure the majority of women prefer men clean shaven, than with beards."

Not for me, I really don’t like the clean shaven look.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've never favoured a beard.

I find it hides a strong jawline on some men.

Nothing beats the suave, distinguished look a clean shaven man can portray.

I'm sure the majority of women prefer men clean shaven, than with beards."

I prefer clean shaven, however beards suit some men. Nothing worse than seeing a man with bits of mess stuck in his beard which I’ve experienced on a meet (not a Fab man), I could not wait to get away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards have been a "trend" for well over a decade now so you'll be spending a lot on razors.

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months ~ Oscar Wilde

"

Countless millions who have walked this earth before us have gone through this, so this is just an experience we all share.

Ted Bundy

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