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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With all the talk about being catfished by site members who stretch the truth on their measurements and dimensions, I think we will all agree that the time has come for an administrative verification system.

Just as there are site administrators there should be local surveyors - armed with measuring tape - who visit and verify the accuracy of the member's profile. A blue ribbon on your profile indicates that your dimensions are verified. Problem solved.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

you want to go around measuring dicks all the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you want to go around measuring dicks all the time? "

I suggest hiring admin to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you want to go around measuring dicks all the time?

I suggest hiring admin to do it. "

Out sourcing, PFI style, is the way, what could go wrong?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I look forward to the episode of Dragon's Den where this gets pitched!!

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"I look forward to the episode of Dragon's Den where this gets pitched!! "

No need for that. Just adopt a Sky Remote as a standard unit of measurement. Job done

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Thier is a new app in the App Store which will do it for you. The I ruler try it it’s very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not only talking about cocks here guys. Height, misuse of body type descriptors etc. all come under the new verification system. People cannot be trusted to take their own measurements and dimensions so any homekits, digital or otherwise is out the window. It could involve a lie detector test for bisexuality.

If you've seen the new Black Mirror episode with the insurance surveyor who uses a device so she can see the memories of witnesses... you see where this is going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ours is simple. I am 6 foot 6 inches (They are two totally separate measurements.) Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a tape measure and measure along the top....let the tape hand over the end....people can judge.

Girth.... similar deal. Back up the dimensions with a photo

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