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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago
MacKay |
What are you worried about? I've had:
1. Guy driving to meet me and my (now ex) partner ... last text 'caught in traffic be there soon' - next day at 9:30 AM text 'Sorry decided to turn around and go home' I was watching googlemaps for traffic conditions. We waited 4 hours ... she and I could have played for four hours!
2. Guys in chat 'getting in shower see you in an hour' next appearance 4 or 5 days later. Long shower.
3. Guy 'I got lost, couldn't find my way and had no coverage in the tube' - seriously how hard is it to get off at the TUBE station yo u are meeting at?
4. Couples: 'My wife is shy she can't talk on the phone, but it's ok to meet anyway'
5. Couples: She calls, introduces herself, you start talking sex and she's getting all confused wondering why you are asking what she likes and has she played before and what her experiences were. Turns out SHE was a work colleague the guy used to make the call and didn't bother to tell her what it was about.
6. Couples: You email, you text, you talk on the phone, you swap photos, you turn up, they look at you and your size 10 sexy partner and they leave. 2 min meet. I know guys are fast but sheesh. I think it was a first time for the couple and he had pushed her into a 'FFFM' on his fantasy.
7. Standing at a cafe for 40 mins, when a guy walks up and says 'Your friend hasn't turned up' I smile. He says 'I don't think she is coming. I look puzzled. He says 'can I buy you a drink' I say no thanks, she will be here soon. He replies 'I doubt it.' He was 5 foot 2, bald, about 300 lbs, more facial hair than a bear, and dressed in what I'd describe as rags.
8. You turn up to a restaurant to meet a couple. You have a table booked for four. 2 hours later you get a text 'Sorry we saw you walk in and felt we were out of your league. You look too nice for us'
9. Turn up to a club in a sexy red dress to meet a girl, also to wear a sexy red dress. Text arrives 'you look so hot in that red dress and red shoes sitting at the table at the top of the stairs' I reply 'thank you where are you?' Reply 'I'm sorry, I tricked you, I'm a guy, you won't be interested' ... there is more to this story, but you'll have to read it in my book!
10. I set up dates with 11 guys for a few Sundays ago. They all had my number. Not one called and not one turned up. 7 deleted their profiles. Kinda proves my _iew on guys.
11. The guy desperate for a 3 some. So we obliged. We set a time. 8 PM. At 7:30 his brother had his sat nav. We suggested the tube, he was next to one so were we. 8:30 he's waiting for his brother to arrive with sat nav. The tube trip is 37 minutes. 9:30 his brother used all the fuel, he has to get to the ATM to get money and refuel as his card doesn't work at the checkouts. 10 PM the car isn't going, his brother did something to it. 1 PM we gave up. Got undressed and had 9 hours of sex ourselves. Waste of makeup and and 2 nice dresses though.
So far I can't fault the girls. They have always turned up, we have always had fun with food and girly things.
That is, once you get past the guys running single profiles that approach asking how much I like cock and what would I do with one.
Wait till you read my book about the knife the egg beaters and the needle and thread 
Finally people tend to avoid the phone when they have no real interest. No doubt he fulfilled his fantasy in his mind.
Last night the couple I met text me their address (after sending it to the wrong number and calling to ask why I hadn't confirmed then laughed when they realised his mistake) I turned up albeit a little late due to late night trains not being as good as day time service and ... didn't get home till 5:30 AM
Mind you I never spoke to the female partner, though their few verifications were good
So skip the sceptical, if it don't feel right it probably isn't.
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ps mr lancelot, sorry to hear ur story, that sounds truly crap, hope ur having better luck now!!
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