FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're getting old when....

By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A night in with a DVD and pizza is looking more attractive than an all nighter in a swinger club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night in with a DVD and pizza is looking more attractive than an all nighter in a swinger club.

At least you had the choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the DVD was a naughty one! If ur ever at a loose end......

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

When u cant eat pizza anymore....think yourself lucky

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

The pillow creases dont disappear in the morning...

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"When u cant eat pizza anymore....think yourself lucky

OMG now thats a tragedy. I'll count my blessings then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night in with a DVD and pizza is looking more attractive than an all nighter in a swinger club.

Sounds good to me.

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By *nIMidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Rugeley

You know you're getting old when....your son friend fancy you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...your kids hold YOUR hand to cross the road!

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"...your kids hold YOUR hand to cross the road!

Aw, thats cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tuck your tits in your knickers to keep them warm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

when you need an afternoon nap

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your watching porn and all you can think is f**k me that bed looks comfy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for a fella.........has to be when his pubes are way lower down his thighs than his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it choosing between the two looks like we got a lot of films to watch and pizza to eat lol

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By *nIMidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Rugeley

You know you're getting old when....you take your teeth out to suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night in with a DVD and pizza is looking more attractive than an all nighter in a swinger club.

Was it a thick 12incher with a cheesey crust?!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"When u cant eat pizza anymore....think yourself lucky

OMG now thats a tragedy. I'll count my blessings then!"

i tell u gluten free pizza sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you get messages from younger men, saying they are looking for older women

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"A night in with a DVD and pizza is looking more attractive than an all nighter in a swinger club.

Wouldn't say the pizza and dvd look more attractive but they do seem to be the best offer I get these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you use a dyson airblade hand dryer and the skinon the back of your hands flaps about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start saying things like. In my day there was hardly any cars down this road. Now most families have got two!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

you know when your getting old when you go to the local shop and cant remember what you went in there for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see an interesting forum thread and think-ooh I'll post on that one-but by the time you've scrolled down to the bottom you've forgotten what the topic was!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the first thing ya check on a profile is the age range xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're filling out an online form and when you get to the drop down box for your year of birth it starts at 1995 so you spend ages scrolling down to 1960 something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having just had my first club visit, you can stick the pizza and dvd

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"when you get messages from younger men, saying they are looking for older women

. . . and do you have any daughters who'd be interested?

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

..when you're always pleased to see a handrail....

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By *ogandsuzegCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

When as in my case it's guys who are young enough to be your GRANDSON who want to fuck you! Anyway I guess all it proves is that age doesn't matter!!!!

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