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Smashing her pastie part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will try putting this the other way what are the most disgusting/funny euphemism you’ve heard for sexual parts/acts I welcome people self outing themselves as serious thinkers. Amusing. Sexist. Or derogatory in nature but because this is meant to be about things you’ve heard not things you would actually say to partners.

Ps Greggs end of year accounts just been reported profits up 3% for year so must have been a lot of pasties smashed down in England

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Man pussy. Like wtf. I hate it being used It’s ass pure and simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man pussy. Like wtf. I hate it being used It’s ass pure and simple "

Is that like a mangina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man pussy. Like wtf. I hate it being used It’s ass pure and simple "

I have some lube from a site called MEO which sells mostly to the gays market. It's called Man Cunt and looks like spunk. It's ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite find the term Clunge funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well theres the infamous 'i wanna smash your back door in' closely followed by 'i want to ruin you'. Neither of which i would say unless i had a good rapport with the other person and i would say them in a jokey sense.

Descriptions.....well theres the axe wound and the stamped on kebab. I dare say there will be plenty posted on here.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Man pussy. Like wtf. I hate it being used It’s ass pure and simple

Is that like a mangina?"

Even worse lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We were talking about this on night shift recently and one of the women who is a lesbian came up with some belters beaver cleaver , fanny like a hippos yawn, badly packed kebab it’s funny when sleep deprived

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Fanny like a cat with its head split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy axe wound

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Don't forget the old classic that a number of ladies have been offered in the past "want some cock snot up your fart pipe?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the old classic that a number of ladies have been offered in the past "want some cock snot up your fart pipe?""

Ahh yes, a welcome return of a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Go on YouTube and search "different names for vagina by Scottish woman", it's pretty funny if, like me, you're a tad childish

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

there's too many to type from here, many I've never heard before, so you'll just have to look at the lyrics in the link. good/bad ones, discuss...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2hImVwR_ME

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

once heard the comment that it looks like a rip in a fur trappers hat, said jokingly to a lady with a VERY hairy muff

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Penis fly trap and a soggy box. Neither sound appealing. I call my wife’s a little flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasties aren't what they used to be less filling and half the size! Just not acceptable!

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

What about the spasm chasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When M first used the term love pocket, I laughed so hard.

Tuna purse makes me giggle too.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River


"I quite find the term Clunge funny. "

yes, in the same vein as flange and minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saddle bags is my favourite,

Or she's got a minge like a can of burst corn Beaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a wizard's sleeve or clowns pocket

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

Her Arsehole neighbour!*shudder*

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Smash the pastie step in time, smash the pastie step in time, smash the pastie, smash the pastie, smash the pastie, step in time.

Dicka Dyke/Mary Ploppins, smash the pastie version.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sausage packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite find the term Clunge funny.

yes, in the same vein as flange and minge"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells like fish

Looks like chicken

That's the place to put your dick in

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it”

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it” "

Eeeeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion."

What are the defining qualities of a wizards sleeve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Honeypot' Mine isn't sticky and doesn't attract wasps.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it” "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion.

What are the defining qualities of a wizards sleeve?"

I believe its roomy and saggy. I've yet to meet a real wizard so I cannot clarify this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Minge like a hippos yawn” cracks me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it” "
yep heard that and "roadkill" also a "car crash" God knows what these people are thinking and how they make them up x

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion.

What are the defining qualities of a wizards sleeve?"

Basically; they’re magical

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it” yep heard that and "roadkill" also a "car crash" God knows what these people are thinking and how they make them up x"

They watch too much porn, rather than getting out and meeting people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it” yep heard that and "roadkill" also a "car crash" God knows what these people are thinking and how they make them up x

They watch too much porn, rather than getting out and meeting people "

I heard someone say "I'd go at it like a pig snuffling for truffles"...

...Yeh...real sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On holiday with my parents one year, my formative years I hasten to add, I took a walk with my father and we stumbled upon a nudist beach (I say 'stumble' but on reflection I think good old Dad knew where we were going), a lady of advancing age walked past us with everything on display, my Dad announced in a stage whisper "cor look at that son, its like a badger whats been run over by a truck!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some really funny ones but some disgusting ones too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

At school any girl referred to by " she's got a nuns minge " simply meant a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Furry underground

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘I’ll make you shake like a shitting dog’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will try putting this the other way what are the most disgusting/funny euphemism you’ve heard for sexual parts/acts I welcome people self outing themselves as serious thinkers. Amusing. Sexist. Or derogatory in nature but because this is meant to be about things you’ve heard not things you would actually say to partners.

Ps Greggs end of year accounts just been reported profits up 3% for year so must have been a lot of pasties smashed down in England "

I have heard the phrase " it was like pushing a sausage up Oxford street" when referring to a rather spacious vagina

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"I will try putting this the other way what are the most disgusting/funny euphemism you’ve heard for sexual parts/acts I welcome people self outing themselves as serious thinkers. Amusing. Sexist. Or derogatory in nature but because this is meant to be about things you’ve heard not things you would actually say to partners.

Ps Greggs end of year accounts just been reported profits up 3% for year so must have been a lot of pasties smashed down in England "

A guy at work said once a woman he pulled had a pussy that looked like a cat with its throat cut. Pretty grim thought if im honest

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