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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There are a lot more toys for women than men. Is it a sign that a lot of the males don’t know the way around a ladies body?

Just cogitating, nothing serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it’s harder to keep a man stimulated with toys, than it is a woman.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I reckon it’s harder to keep a man stimulated with toys, than it is a woman. "

Sorry don’t understand, in what way do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may explain the number of why can't I get a meet posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average man can survive just using his hands if he wants to wank, doesn't need toys to get off and would be deemed weird for having them. So there's not a market there really. No one is surprised if a woman has a drawer full of dildos

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

No, it just means that we are better at making our own.

Lukewarm barilla pasta in a reebok sock, two water ballon as tits and we are all set !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys really don't get turned on by a piece of plastic.

There are toys out there for guys. But I'd definitely never be interested in using one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon it’s harder to keep a man stimulated with toys, than it is a woman.

Sorry don’t understand, in what way do you mean?

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I just think that they don’t find toys as mentally and physically stimulating as us women do. Some men probably do, but I know that M doesn’t find them appealing because his argument is, his hand does a good enough job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men if not having sex just like a quick wank. There's nothing better than our own hand for that and some lube haha. Women like to warm up to their orgasm in general where we just go at it. Toys not needed.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I reckon it’s harder to keep a man stimulated with toys, than it is a woman.

Sorry don’t understand, in what way do you mean?

I just think that they don’t find toys as mentally and physically stimulating as us women do. Some men probably do, but I know that M doesn’t find them appealing because his argument is, his hand does a good enough job. "

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Just thinking about it from supply and demand perspective, if there is a bigger market for ladies toys, what is the underlying reason for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, it just means that we are better at making our own.

Lukewarm barilla pasta in a reebok sock, two water ballon as tits and we are all set ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thinking about it from supply and demand perspective, if there is a bigger market for ladies toys, what is the underlying reason for that?"

Ladies must be Terrible getting themselves off without them

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Just thinking about it from supply and demand perspective, if there is a bigger market for ladies toys, what is the underlying reason for that?

Ladies must be Terrible getting themselves off without them "

What like... not putting enough effort in, lettting the batteries do all the work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way "

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites..."

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likely more guys can wank off with his hand where more woman don't get off rubbing with their fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb and I are the opposite...he loves the boy toys, on his own or with me, where as I don't like dildos and vibes much...my wand gets me off quickly and efficiently but cock is where I have the most pleasure... maybe I have been spoiled

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive "

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries."

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Without reading another post - big lol and harsh.

But I love my little bullet

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way "

(Smiles) Betty area is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way

(Smiles) Betty area is good. "

I canny, im band from them all for trying to smuggle the earl grey out in my sporran

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"My fwb and I are the opposite...he loves the boy toys, on his own or with me, where as I don't like dildos and vibes much...my wand gets me off quickly and efficiently but cock is where I have the most pleasure... maybe I have been spoiled "

I think I might be like you... but what’s a wand ?!

I’m not a big fan of having plastic inserted into me. I prefer the real thing for one and secondly it seems to irritate me.

But my little clit vibe - is nearly as essential as a toothbrush.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way

(Smiles) Betty area is good.

I canny, im band from them all for trying to smuggle the earl grey out in my sporran "

Should have asked for Yorkshire tea, makes spotting foreigners so easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way

(Smiles) Betty area is good.

I canny, im band from them all for trying to smuggle the earl grey out in my sporran

Should have asked for Yorkshire tea, makes spotting foreigners so easy."

To be honest i dont think they trusted me when they noticed i had no pockets and started eyeing up the ferrets for a new sporran

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way

(Smiles) Betty area is good.

I canny, im band from them all for trying to smuggle the earl grey out in my sporran

Should have asked for Yorkshire tea, makes spotting foreigners so easy.

To be honest i dont think they trusted me when they noticed i had no pockets and started eyeing up the ferrets for a new sporran "

Probably annoying the whipets, they can smell them over the “Yorkshire tea”

Plus men in skirts without stockings.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"As a fully subscribed, card carrying scotsman, i can honestly say i would love toys for men. But i am far to tight to buy them, and i never find them when skip diving. So its Pam and her 5 sisters all the way

You know the definition of a Yorkshire man, a Scots man with the generosity squeezed out of him.

Try the recycling sites...

Thats why i moved to Yorkshire, but no bugger recycles round here, to much like giving stuff away for free. And if i do get anything, it never comes with batteries, and they are soooo expensive

Damn them Romans, didn’t build the wall high enough.

Go to the posh recycling sites where ladies don’t need to change thier own batteries.

Posh recycling sites pmsl Yorkshire don’t do posh, practical all the way

(Smiles) Betty area is good.

I canny, im band from them all for trying to smuggle the earl grey out in my sporran

Should have asked for Yorkshire tea, makes spotting foreigners so easy.

To be honest i dont think they trusted me when they noticed i had no pockets and started eyeing up the ferrets for a new sporran

Probably annoying the whipets, they can smell them over the “Yorkshire tea”

Plus men in skirts without stockings."

And suspenders

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over a year ago


"My fwb and I are the opposite...he loves the boy toys, on his own or with me, where as I don't like dildos and vibes much...my wand gets me off quickly and efficiently but cock is where I have the most pleasure... maybe I have been spoiled

I think I might be like you... but what’s a wand ?!

I’m not a big fan of having plastic inserted into me. I prefer the real thing for one and secondly it seems to irritate me.

But my little clit vibe - is nearly as essential as a toothbrush. "

Yes!! A wand is just a big clit stimulator...is bloody great and better than a bullet, unfortunately I have lost my bloody charger lead so am going manual at the mo. I get the irritation thing too...try a glass dildo, I love mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fwb and I are the opposite...he loves the boy toys, on his own or with me, where as I don't like dildos and vibes much...my wand gets me off quickly and efficiently but cock is where I have the most pleasure... maybe I have been spoiled "

I'm the same, have a draw full of toys but rarely use them. I prefer the real thing.

If I'm home alone I might drag the wand out, but I'm pretty adept with my fingers and could sort myself out quicker than untangling the bloody wire on the wand

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"My fwb and I are the opposite...he loves the boy toys, on his own or with me, where as I don't like dildos and vibes much...my wand gets me off quickly and efficiently but cock is where I have the most pleasure... maybe I have been spoiled

I think I might be like you... but what’s a wand ?!

I’m not a big fan of having plastic inserted into me. I prefer the real thing for one and secondly it seems to irritate me.

But my little clit vibe - is nearly as essential as a toothbrush.

Yes!! A wand is just a big clit stimulator...is bloody great and better than a bullet, unfortunately I have lost my bloody charger lead so am going manual at the mo. I get the irritation thing too...try a glass dildo, I love mine! "

Got this thing about a satifyer ll (L speaking) they are a little quick though, was shocked to be truthful.

However, do prefer traditional methods..... for him

Plus toys.

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