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Are bummers deaf ??

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By *i staffsguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I was watching a very intresting program about a small place called royston vasey it featured two guys when one told the other ' bummers are deaf'. Is this true and if so why ??

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

total fail ....in every way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching a very intresting program about a small place called royston vasey it featured two guys when one told the other ' bummers are deaf'. Is this true and if so why ?? "

I think you need to define what you mean by bummer for starters. Also i do not think the programme you were watching was a documentary.

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By *i staffsguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

The two guys in question didnt define the word bummer so make your own mind up one that one! In my mind bummer equates to someone who indulges in the sexual act of penertration of a persons bum hence the word bummer.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

best I should only answer "parden, what you say?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The two guys in question didnt define the word bummer so make your own mind up one that one! In my mind bummer equates to someone who indulges in the sexual act of penertration of a persons bum hence the word bummer."

Are we talking bum as in a homeless person living on the street or are we talking the rectum of another human being?

You do realise you have been watching a fictional TV programme and Royston Vasey does not exist?

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By *i staffsguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

The word bum relating to a homeless person is american slang as i live in downtown staffordshire and not Brooklyn bum to me means somebodys buttocks plus the anus. I dont think i go out round my area looking to to penertrate tramps and become a bummer

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

Oh dear me! That has to be the funniest thing i have read all night!

Top of the League he goes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word bum relating to a homeless person is american slang as i live in downtown staffordshire and not Brooklyn bum to me means somebodys buttocks plus the anus. I dont think i go out round my area looking to to penertrate tramps and become a bummer "

If you wish i have a lovely 9 in strap on i could use it and see if you loose your hearing. Prostrate stimulation is a fantastic experience for a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word bum relating to a homeless person is american slang as i live in downtown staffordshire and not Brooklyn bum to me means somebodys buttocks plus the anus. I dont think i go out round my area looking to to penertrate tramps and become a bummer

If you wish i have a lovely 9 in strap on i could use it and see if you loose your hearing. Prostrate stimulation is a fantastic experience for a man. "

9"?!! Rank amateur! I've an 18" Goliath for the OP to try...guaranteed to make him deaf and dumb...er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word bum relating to a homeless person is american slang as i live in downtown staffordshire and not Brooklyn bum to me means somebodys buttocks plus the anus. I dont think i go out round my area looking to to penertrate tramps and become a bummer

If you wish i have a lovely 9 in strap on i could use it and see if you loose your hearing. Prostrate stimulation is a fantastic experience for a man.

9"?!! Rank amateur! I've an 18" Goliath for the OP to try...guaranteed to make him deaf and dumb...er! "

Mine was a genuine offer to him, a man who has no experience is hardly going to agree to 18 inches of plastic being inserted in his anus.

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By *i staffsguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Stimulation in any form is a fantastic but my anus was penertrated once by the finger of a female doctor while suffering with appendisitis and it wasnt a very pleasant experience. As for the programe i watched im sure it was featured on discoverey hd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stimulation in any form is a fantastic but my anus was penertrated once by the finger of a female doctor while suffering with appendisitis and it wasnt a very pleasant experience. As for the programe i watched im sure it was featured on discoverey hd. "

Well it isn't a huge step from a doctors finger to a strap on and as you are a discovery fan i am sure you would find it a very enjoyable experience.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pardon, what did you say???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word bum relating to a homeless person is american slang as i live in downtown staffordshire and not Brooklyn bum to me means somebodys buttocks plus the anus. I dont think i go out round my area looking to to penertrate tramps and become a bummer

If you wish i have a lovely 9 in strap on i could use it and see if you loose your hearing. Prostrate stimulation is a fantastic experience for a man.

9"?!! Rank amateur! I've an 18" Goliath for the OP to try...guaranteed to make him deaf and dumb...er!

Mine was a genuine offer to him, a man who has no experience is hardly going to agree to 18 inches of plastic being inserted in his anus.

"

Ooo not fighting over someones arse are we?

Well done OP, looks like you've got yourself a meet out of this thread, take note guys even the silliest thread can reap just rewards

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By *i staffsguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

If you google royston vasey you will find its an actual place and then search youtube for 'bummers are deaf' where you can see the actual conversation between the two guys in question. Then its up to you to decipher the answer toy original thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you google royston vasey you will find its an actual place and then search youtube for 'bummers are deaf' where you can see the actual conversation between the two guys in question. Then its up to you to decipher the answer toy original thread."

Taken from Wiki:

Royston Vasey is a small fictional town in the north of England, and the setting of the BBC television comedy series The League of Gentlemen. It has made famous the comedic phrase "a Local Shop for Local People". Royston Vasey is the real name of british stand-up comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown, who played the part of the town's Mayor in a cameo appearance. Filming of the television series took place in the Derbyshire village of Hadfield.

I can't be 'arsed' to google the Youtube clip for some readon

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"If you google royston vasey you will find its an actual place and then search youtube for 'bummers are deaf' where you can see the actual conversation between the two guys in question. Then its up to you to decipher the answer toy original thread."
seemes bbc has banned the video so cant see it

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

Oh nooooooo!

I've wandered into the wrong thread!

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Are you sure they didn't say

"All drummers are deaf" ?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Are you sure they didn't say

"All drummers are deaf" ? "

They are not deaf they just hang out with musicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you local?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for those that have not seen the scene.. this is the full qoute

Geoff Tipps: God he's bloody deaf, him.

Mike Harris: Well, you know what they say, Geoff.

Geoff Tipps: What?

Mike Harris: [mumbles]

Geoff Tipps: Eh?

Mike Harris: [mumbles]

Geoff Tipps: I can't hear you!

Mike Harris: I said "bummers are deaf!"

[laughs]

Geoff Tipps: Ah, it's a good one, that.

Mike Harris: I fell for it and all.

Brian Morgan: [Brian catches up] Sorry lads, I was getting that table for tonight.

Geoff Tipps: Here, Brian. You know what they say, don't you? Bummers are deaf.

Brian Morgan: What do you mean?

Geoff Tipps: Well, they're deaf, aren't they? Bummers are deaf!

Brian Morgan: I don't know what you're on about, Geoff.

Geoff Tipps: Well I don't! Mike said it. He was really laughing.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"If you google royston vasey you will find its an actual place and then search youtube for 'bummers are deaf' where you can see the actual conversation between the two guys in question. Then its up to you to decipher the answer toy original thread."

i'm sure chubby brown will be amazed to discover he is a place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you google royston vasey you will find its an actual place and then search youtube for 'bummers are deaf' where you can see the actual conversation between the two guys in question. Then its up to you to decipher the answer toy original thread.

i'm sure chubby brown will be amazed to discover he is a place "

It was chubby brown, the town was named after... he even appears in one of the episodes. only briefly mind.

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