FabSwingers.com forum: Weird Request

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a guy contact me a few days ago, he wanted to pay for me to go with a prostitute at a massage parlour, whilst he sat in the room and watched.

Just plain weird

When I said "no thanks" he got shirty, so I blocked him

I'm not opposed to this in a 3sum situation, but for him to get off on paying for guys to go with prostitutes????

I know people have kinks, which I'm all for, it makes us unique and human.

What's your weirdest request to date?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd have done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi im liz new on here,,we had a girl txt us n she sed if she didnt like my partner cud i video her havin sex with my dogs as she allows her dog 2 lick jam from her clit ,soz but i blew my top gasket n were she cud go ,,as there is no antidote 4 dogs if they get a sti from humans ,,if ide have got more info on her yes i wud report her 4 cruelty ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the wierdest thing i have had requested of me is a guy wanted to cum up inside my nose then for me to sniff it back and swallow,,kinky, i did kind of wierd feeling having sperm inside your nostrals

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ok fucked brass and did what was needed to be done lol fuck it it's free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't be up for any K9 stuff, just don't fancy them :p

...but I prefer the word 'interesting' over the word weird. What's weird anyhoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Only logged on here for 5 mins whilst I have a bite to eat but thats gone straight out the window after reading about 'cum snorting' and ladies feeding dogs jam from their ladie parts lol.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"hi im liz new on here,,we had a girl txt us n she sed if she didnt like my partner cud i video her havin sex with my dogs as she allows her dog 2 lick jam from her clit ,soz but i blew my top gasket n were she cud go ,,as there is no antidote 4 dogs if they get a sti from humans ,,if ide have got more info on her yes i wud report her 4 cruelty ,,

What flavour was the jam?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

If that was on the site, REPORT the profile and they will be chucked off by Admin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my weiredst to date was some one offeredme25k to hang them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my weiredst to date was some one offeredme25k to hang them"

I'd make sure you got the cash BEFORE you did this

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"my weiredst to date was some one offeredme25k to hang them"

It's inbuilt in all men - we all want to be well hung....

I'll get me coat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy want to meet, come on my boots, lick it off then leave. Couldn't quite see what was in it for me so passed that one up

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Meant to say, we did have one guy on a first message ask very sincerely if he could break into my house, fight me, cuff me to a chair, tie Kate to the bed and rape her while I was forced to watch....

The thing I found odd was not the scene itself - each to their own, but the way he was adamant that I woudl not be able to get out of the chair...

Oh and the fact he signed it with a kiss too...

It wasn't on this site - but straqngely enough we never did arange it.....

D&K

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't stop thinking about what flavour the jam was going to be.

I'm strangely more interested in that than the concept of her fucking the dogs 'if she didn't fancy hubby'.

I mean, I know not everybody matches up to their pics, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but it would be difficult not to take it personally if the pooch got the nod over you.

But it's really the jam I'm fixated on.

If they were bisexual dogs, then I guess 'Plum' would be the way to go, but as a non dog owning person I'm not even aware whether dogs have a sweet tooth or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I'd have thought raw mince would have worked better

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Yep, I'd have thought raw mince would have worked better"

Perhaps.

But the downside to that would be the awkwardness involved if the dog got a stiffy every time you were making burgers for the kids.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok sorry to be a party pooper but this is not going a good way elaborating on illegal stuff.

Report any illegal requests in mail and let Admin deal with it.

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