FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By *iguy39 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

A guy messaged me on another site that also begins with fab but ends in guys. His message had the benefit of both being concise and eloquent. The message (without any prior preamble or previous contact) was ‘can I drink your piss’. Pure class! Obviously he guessed I wasn’t happy with urinals and ordinary toilets and really wanted to address that dissatisfaction. I’ve been on both sites for a few years and that has to be the strangest message I have received. Anyone else get weird shit?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Every day

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Will you stand on my balls"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A guy messaged me saying "would u like to see me suck my own cock'. Very romantic i must say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged me saying "would u like to see me suck my own cock'. Very romantic i must say."

Clearly a spineless idiot

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

If Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships then you could make a man cry a thousand tears of cum in their boxers. Just got that and had to share

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By *iguy39 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

I told him he needed to work on his chat up lines and he said he didn’t because he knew what he wanted!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Not the point but you can mention fabguys lol

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By *iguy39 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

I was being ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had people asking fir me to piss on them haha

Of course I didn't do it haha

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

""Will you stand on my balls""

Ouch

V x

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I had a message from a chap telling me that he had only been with slim ladies and now he was older (35) he fancied having a go with a curvy lady, so would I let him fuck me ?

Fuck a fatty fantasy ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Will you let me eat your shit'.... I had to explain that I'd already gone a bit earlier though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message from a chap telling me that he had only been with slim ladies and now he was older (35) he fancied having a go with a curvy lady, so would I let him fuck me ?

Fuck a fatty fantasy ????

I had similar haha. A guy told me, he usually goes for skinny women but he'd make an exception for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to get the weird and wonderful requests on a weekly basis, I’m very rarely shocked these days but occasionally some do go the extra mile

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