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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe..." LOL  
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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe..." Excellent advice!! | |||
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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe... LOL
We can relate to every word of that.
The worst ones for us are the ones who as soon as they get their hand on a pussy start digging for coal."I can imagine! I'm getting less and less open to interaction with unknown randoms as a result of recent experiences so have avoided fanny touching in the expectation it could hurt. | |||
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"And thank you for the supportive comments. I was expecting to get ripped to shreds for single man bashing." Not in the least. With so many men for us to choose from, it isn’t really rocket science that simple hygiene and good manners is at least the bare minimum requirements!!! | |||
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"And thank you for the supportive comments. I was expecting to get ripped to shreds for single man bashing." Perfectly reasonable expectations. I wouldn't happy if it was the other way around. Guys, take heed | |||
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"That's why I never invite or play with unknown people. I'd rather take my time and get to know, at least a little', the person I will share my intimacy with, rather than sharing it, then complain because they didn't have the same mindset regarding sex and hygiene as me. " Given your very specific interests I can't imagine you wanting to do anything else. But if a person is putting themselves out there for anonymous transitory club interactions, I think basic hygiene, respect and manners are necessary on their part. | |||
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"I also prefer the 1-2-1 scenario simply because you can get to know someone. The club environment and the comments I read about single guys in some clubs puts me off a bit. I cant believe some guys actually behave in the ways that are often described." I rest my case | |||
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"Never been able to save up £80 so I won’t be visiting one " Wow! Prices in the south east I guess. If a guy is paying £80 though, I have thought he would clean his teeth? This might not be so much of an issue down by you? | |||
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"Never been able to save up £80 so I won’t be visiting one Wow! Prices in the south east I guess. If a guy is paying £80 though, I have thought he would clean his teeth? This might not be so much of an issue down by you?" I brush my teeth daily and don’t go to clubs | |||
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"Never been able to save up £80 so I won’t be visiting one Wow! Prices in the south east I guess. If a guy is paying £80 though, I have thought he would clean his teeth? This might not be so much of an issue down by you? I brush my teeth daily and don’t go to clubs " Most days I brush twice specially before going to bed like a good boy I’m | |||
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"The problem isn't single guys but single clueless guys. Makes you think what they've been doing (or not doing) all their adult life? " Exactly. Not paying attention or listening would be my guess. | |||
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"Never been able to save up £80 so I won’t be visiting one Wow! Prices in the south east I guess. If a guy is paying £80 though, I have thought he would clean his teeth? This might not be so much of an issue down by you? I brush my teeth daily and don’t go to clubs Most days I brush twice specially before going to bed like a good boy I’m " Yeah, you need to make a road trip up here. A lot less than £80 entry and you could set the bar for single male behaviour in a club.. | |||
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"The problem isn't single guys but single clueless guys. Makes you think what they've been doing (or not doing) all their adult life? " Probably watching porn while listening to the Engineers Dream. | |||
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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe... LOL
We can relate to every word of that.
The worst ones for us are the ones who as soon as they get their hand on a pussy start digging for coal."Hahahahahahahhha love this! | |||
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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe..." Tiger you make me laugh so much, I LOVE the way this is written!!! Witty and eloquent! Can’t wait to see you again in Feb! I’ll make sure teeth are cleaned, and stay away for Mc’ds Just Incase! Lol On the plus side, have to say, when we went to quest for the first time in Dec, although a lot of watchers watching j & I, pleasently surprised at the gents not trying to climb on the bed to claw at anything, they respectfully waitied till I invited one to join! Maybe we just got lucky?! X | |||
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"The problem isn't single guys but single clueless guys. Makes you think what they've been doing (or not doing) all their adult life? "Oooooft 17th Feb pic!!! Wowzers! | |||
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"Perhaps you should consider playing with older men? We have not all gone to seed and neither are we all desperate! Many of us are not only respectful but attentive to the lady's needs. My greatest satisfaction is seeing a woman in ecstasy and ultimately satisfied, after all it's all about the 'joy of sex' not just a quick 'shag'. You do right to speak out. Better luck next time!" My worse experiences have been with men 50+. Years don't always add up to being better at sex. | |||
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"It's kinda putting me off sex even more reading that "then you are choosing your victim, I mean partner wrong. | |||
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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe..." Can we have this as a pinned post on the site please?!
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"also single guys should realise that guys shouldn’t push in front of others if trying to watch. I know how far my spunk goes, if you push in front just as I am about to cum, you may get hit "But it’d be hilarious  | |||
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"Not all single men are like the description though., so i hope this doesn't slide into stereotyping " God no - there are some fabulous single guys in clubs. But we have all met guys who have done at least one of these things!! The majority of single guys - at least at Townhouse - are great!! | |||
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" But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe... Tiger you make me laugh so much, I LOVE the way this is written!!! Witty and eloquent! Can’t wait to see you again in Feb! I’ll make sure teeth are cleaned, and stay away for Mc’ds Just Incase! Lol On the plus side, have to say, when we went to quest for the first time in Dec, although a lot of watchers watching j & I, pleasently surprised at the gents not trying to climb on the bed to claw at anything, they respectfully waitied till I invited one to join! Maybe we just got lucky?! X " Honey you could have strings of spinach hanging out of your teeth and you'd still reduce me to a melting puddle on the floor! I'm looking forward to February too. Could it be possible they couldn't believe their luck so were on best behaviour? | |||
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" But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe... Tiger you make me laugh so much, I LOVE the way this is written!!! Witty and eloquent! Can’t wait to see you again in Feb! I’ll make sure teeth are cleaned, and stay away for Mc’ds Just Incase! Lol On the plus side, have to say, when we went to quest for the first time in Dec, although a lot of watchers watching j & I, pleasently surprised at the gents not trying to climb on the bed to claw at anything, they respectfully waitied till I invited one to join! Maybe we just got lucky?! X Honey you could have strings of spinach hanging out of your teeth and you'd still reduce me to a melting puddle on the floor! I'm looking forward to February too. Could it be possible they couldn't believe their luck so were on best behaviour?" Ooooooh you smooth talker you!
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"Not all single men are like the description though., so i hope this doesn't slide into stereotyping " I think you can tell it's from recent experience. And as I said in the OP, I like single men. They are the mainstay of my sex life. I'm just increasingly reluctant to invite 'guys in the room' into my and my partners play as a result of these experiences. | |||
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"This is why I don't go to clubs  "Oh no - I don't want to put people off clubs. Just go with someone who you already know. They are palaces of sexual opportunity and not half as sleazy as you might think. Although don't get me started on the topic of buffets in sex clubs... | |||
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"Perhaps you should consider playing with older men? We have not all gone to seed and neither are we all desperate! Many of us are not only respectful but attentive to the lady's needs. My greatest satisfaction is seeing a woman in ecstasy and ultimately satisfied, after all it's all about the 'joy of sex' not just a quick 'shag'. You do right to speak out. Better luck next time!" She doesn’t play with “younger men” either - at 37 never thought of myself as being too young ha ha. | |||
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"Perhaps you should consider playing with older men? We have not all gone to seed and neither are we all desperate! Many of us are not only respectful but attentive to the lady's needs. My greatest satisfaction is seeing a woman in ecstasy and ultimately satisfied, after all it's all about the 'joy of sex' not just a quick 'shag'. You do right to speak out. Better luck next time! She doesn’t play with “younger men” either - at 37 never thought of myself as being too young ha ha. " Nice pics!!! | |||
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"I was once given a toothbrush as a present but didn’t know what to do with it "Get two that vibrate they are great for stimulation.... Of the gums of course.  | |||
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"This is why I don't go to clubs
Oh no - I don't want to put people off clubs. Just go with someone who you already know. They are palaces of sexual opportunity and not half as sleazy as you might think.
Although don't get me started on the topic of buffets in sex clubs..."I viewed the buffet last night ... saw people coming out of play rooms and diving in so I promptly walked away | |||
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"I find men who act like that in clubs aren’t actually swingers or even interested in swinging at all. They’re regular joe’s who’ve discovered the club and think the women like to be fucked like they see in porn and they get to tick someone off their bucket list. They haven’t got a clue. Saying that, that sounds like a lot of single men on here really haha "I think you have a very good point. | |||
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"I find men who act like that in clubs aren’t actually swingers or even interested in swinging at all. They’re regular joe’s who’ve discovered the club and think the women like to be fucked like they see in porn and they get to tick someone off their bucket list. They haven’t got a clue. Saying that, that sounds like a lot of single men on here really haha
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Get two that vibrate they are great for stimulation....
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"I like single men in clubs. I like them to join in my play with my partner for the night. If they're hot I'd like to fuck them, but after my last two club experiences I am very reluctant to invite unknown single men in to play. So single club going guys, I suggest some guidelines which you may find helpful: 1. Clean your teeth. I'll have had my dinner, I don't need yours thank you. The second hand McD's on Wednesday night was more than I needed. 2. Learn how to handle a woman's body. The naked baker in Pandora a couple of Fridays ago clearly thought he was interviewing for Bake Off. They are boobs, not focaccia dough. 3. Listen to feedback. This is your opportunity to show you are fun to play with. If you're clumsy AND you're not listening to feedback play will stop. I don't think 'Pinch my nipples' is an ambiguous request, but many seem to have trouble understanding it (see focaccia dough above). 4. Don't lob your dick around. I know where it is. It's generally in my hand. If I want to suck it I'll put it in my mouth. Constantly lobbing it in my face, often effectively in my partners face too if we are in missionary, might get it bitten. 5. Invest in condoms that fit. The free ones from the GUM clinic, or the pound shop ones might be cheaper, but they might actually cost you a fuck. If it's rolling off your dick before you even put it anywhere, you ain't going near my fanny. But generally guys, shape up! It's totally unappealing. How can you expect anyone to want to play with you if you can't do the basics! And breathe... LOL
We can relate to every word of that.
The worst ones for us are the ones who as soon as they get their hand on a pussy start digging for coal.
Hahahahahahahhha love this! "Was just trying to work out how I dig for coal. | |||
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"I hate it when women have little pieces of loo paper debris in their minge, proper puts me off. " Yeah, I generally try to keep a loo-paper debris-free minge if I'm 'expecting visitors'. Crisp crumbs on the other hand... well they just get everywhere | |||
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"I hate it when women have little pieces of loo paper debris in their minge, proper puts me off. Yeah, I generally try to keep a loo-paper debris-free minge if I'm 'expecting visitors'. Crisp crumbs on the other hand... well they just get everywhere "Pmsl | |||
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"I hate it when women have little pieces of loo paper debris in their minge, proper puts me off. Yeah, I generally try to keep a loo-paper debris-free minge if I'm 'expecting visitors'. Crisp crumbs on the other hand... well they just get everywhere "I don't mind the crisp crumbs, as long as they aren't cheese and onion. I hate cheese and onion. | |||
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"I hate it when women have little pieces of loo paper debris in their minge, proper puts me off. Yeah, I generally try to keep a loo-paper debris-free minge if I'm 'expecting visitors'. Crisp crumbs on the other hand... well they just get everywhere
I don't mind the crisp crumbs, as long as they aren't cheese and onion. I hate cheese and onion."Prawn cocktail? Oh wait, then I'd smell fishy and that's a WHOLE other thread... | |||
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"also single guys should realise that guys shouldn’t push in front of others if trying to watch. I know how far my spunk goes, if you push in front just as I am about to cum, you may get hit "Friendly fire | |||
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"It's kinda putting me off sex even more reading that "Put me more off going to a club lmao | |||
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